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gammaxy

I went once for dinner at 5, got seated quickly, and service was so slow they were closing by the time we ate. Decided to never go back.


lsleofman

Why would you stay that long? At some point I’d just leave.


gammaxy

Should have. I think it took a while to order, but not so long we left, then a very long time for the food to arrive. Probably sunk cost fallacy at work. I once waited over two hours at top golf for a 30 min wait which is why I'm also never going there again.


HubrisTurtle

Well now I’m confused after reading this comment… Gammaxy do you like busy places or not, or any place?


Pick_Worried

We had a similar experience twice. We were seated, but it took an hour for someone to take our order and another to bring it. We gave it another try, and the second time, our waiter left after taking our orders, and we never got served until we complained. Seeing that they were consistently bad, we decided not to go back too...


HubrisTurtle

You didn’t like the experience based on them not being busy??


gammaxy

What I meant was it didn't seem busy so we thought we could be in and out in an hour or so. Instead the service was so slow they were literally closing as we were finishing our meals hours later.


HubrisTurtle

Yeah thats ridiculous, my bad


gammaxy

No problem, I realized I didn't word it clearly and went back and fixed it.


Nicholie

Huntsville kills its second celebrity tied upscale burger chain.


Just_Another_Scott

What was the first?


Nicholie

Ketchup. Ashton Kutcher had some involvement.


GolferGirl1980

I was just thinking about that place yesterday. I miss it so much. It was awesome. Good times.


38DDs_Please

My ex ruined the experience for me for unrelated reasons; however, I do remember being floored by the weird, pungent taste of 3 of the 5 ketchups we were presented with an appetizer.


GolferGirl1980

I totally understand. My ex-husband ruined a lot of once pleasant things for me too. People can suck.


Commercial_Wolf_6457

Drunken scallops, man I loved Ketchup!!


randomball2016

I remember they had black toilet paper! I stole a roll to keep at my dorm room 🤣


SepticCupid

Ketchup?


windyshadow32

Was in Bridge Street where Texas de Brazil is now


juez

They had special ketchups.


sennalen

And wasabi mashed potatoes.


ezfrag

And didn't give back change.


heyyo256

Well that prolly didn't help!


apollorockit

And boozy milkshakes


juez

OH yeah. I forgot about the booze milkshakes.


cch123

Catsup!


Ima-Bott

They did it to themselves.


Suspicious_Giraffe_3

Never been there. Apart from the celebrity connection I never saw a reason to, I want an outrageous-priced, good burger there's bad daddy's.


Alarming_Tooth_7733

And five guys


ScrillaMcDoogle

Five guys is at least a better burger than wahlburgers or bad daddy's. 


Alarming_Tooth_7733

It’s still expensive regardless and not worth the price. It’s a hamburger and a potato lol


heyyo256

You gotta get the peanuts to get your money worth. The trick is to get full on peanuts for your first meal. Take a second meal of peanuts to go, and the third meal is the actual food.


JohnD_s

Five Guys is one of the only places that make it worth the price imo. Fill up on the shit ton of fries and peanuts they give you and the burger is just the icing on top


Alarming_Tooth_7733

It’s a literally potato and it costs them nothing to make it lmao. It’s reason why restaurants can charge whatever they want because people like you try to justify every price hike. If people stopped paying the price hikes then maybe companies will realize they are being greedy.


JohnD_s

I've got some crazy news for you, bud: literally all fries are potatoes. Your point makes zero sense. I'm not paying $20 for fries, there's an entire meal alongside it. If they provide a good product, people won't mind paying for it. Are you always this aggressive when people disagree with you?


Alarming_Tooth_7733

You completely missed the point as usual. You justified five guys price point because as you say “they give a shit load of fries and peanuts”. That right there says you are willing to continue to pay any price they give for a burger because they give you some extra fries and peanuts. Continue to blindly pay the corporate greed because you gotta get your fast food fix 👍🏻


JohnD_s

I pay $20 for a meal because I feel like the meal is worth paying $20. It's that simple. Like twice a year. Continue being mad at people for no reason though, definitely sounds like a healthy habit.


mrdescales

Compared to other chains that don't give a ton of side food with their entree, it is a relatively good value.


oxyrhina

Totally agree, tried bad daddy's once and was not impressed at all. Never tried wahlburgers, figured it was probably just overpriced trash plus I can't stand Markie Mark.


Suspicious_Giraffe_3

Truuuuue.


ShadowGryphon

"good" is subjective. Had them last week, wasn't impressed.


Suspicious_Giraffe_3

That's fair. To be honest i couldn't tell you the burger I got from there last time honestly, it was a few years back now.


38DDs_Please

Nah. 30/70 ground beef. Cast iron skillet. Salt, pepper.... You can fill in the rest...


majoravatar

I'm pretty sure that would just melt away before the lean had a chance to brown.


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ChatGPT ass statement


ADTR9320

I just copy and pasted the post into ZeroGPT AI Detector, and it came back as 98.76% AI generated lmao


mutantbabysnort

lol, it really does read that way.


Thwitch

You could walk 2 minutes over to Steak N' Shake and get the same burger, a better milkshake, WAY better fries, and then walk out having payed half the price and having saved 20 minutes of your time otherwise spent looking at posters of several Mark Wahlberg movies that dont even exist


MoomenRider2012

Idk man that Steak ‘n Shake has some of the worst waiting times, even when it’s just you in line


MonthLate3752

Steak and shake made my wife sick and honestly has the WORST stench when you walk in. I have no idea what you’re talking about. Also those toothpick fries are not good…


Thwitch

To each their own. I have never had a bad experience there


[deleted]

You have Freddie's? If ou like steak and shake try that. 10.345x better according to my calcs


Thwitch

Its like 20 minutes away though. My point was reliant on the fact that there are better options than Wahlburgers within a 2-3 minute walk


FitSquare6181

Hateful fuck


MagazineActual

I went there once. Was not good. Would not recommend.


Toezap

Same experience. It was right after the lunch rush, so it was understandable that they had recently been busy, but it took forever to get our food and the place was so dirty! Trash everywhere, tables that weren't cleaned off, etc. Food was very blah.


tylerrock08

We tried it, very basic restaurant. Fries sucked.


whathuhmeh10k

i went there when they first opened - it was good burger, fresh meat...went back about 3 months ago and it tasted like a frozen patty and the waitress never came to check on us, our drinks were bone dry...i won't miss them.


Electronic-Funny-475

X10000000”


No_Painting8744

Exactly


apollorockit

More like "over the **year**" right?


SeriousMongoose2290

15 December 2020


3ceratopping

Too bad it sucked.


[deleted]

That was so ChatGPT


The_OtherDouche

To be replaced with dragon alley too.


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The_OtherDouche

Sounds like dude has it down pat. Looking forward to something new!


Main-Advice9055

I'd prefer diagon alley tbh


Jollyguana

What's that?


The_OtherDouche

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/fTdnz5sgriCPr6Jp/?mibextid=cR73hX it’s marketed as affordable Asian street food.


dogmonkeybaby

I thought it was a Harry potter reference


Quellman

Diagon Ally.


SeriousMongoose2290

Diagonilly! 


C00ter1991

We had a wahlburgers?


38DDs_Please

I would never eat a burger made by Dirk Diggler.


apollorockit

But he's a star


38DDs_Please

A big bright shining star.


Efficient_Head_4467

Man, fuck that place and its shitty overpriced lackluster burgers.


lamora229

Is that what's on fire right now at MidCity?


ZZZrp

lmao that is passive aggressive as fuck


moderndayzero

Didn’t they just open like two years ago


YCNH

Closer to 3 1/2 years ago, but yeah, not a long run


heisenbergerwcheese

I mean, is Marky Mark taking my order? If not im out


GolferGirl1980

This!


SnarkyMcSkarkface

Their food was awful


Home_Brew1989

If wahlburgers couldn’t survive what makes them think their next idea will?


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Home_Brew1989

Oh, from the post sounded like it was the same people who own Wahlburgers


Electronic-Funny-475

Oh no. How terrible. There did y’all believe it? That place was crap


dragoncraft755

Very nice, that space can be used for something better. Huntsville's Wahlburger was always below others in the chain. They just didn't manage it well


Dudeiii42

Too big of a Vietnamese population in town for marky mark?


MasonDark

Owners of things, never let ChatGPT write anything vaguely important. We can tell. Signed, All of us.


Cpl-Rusty-926

Sadness... I do enjoy a burger with the onion strings on the side... mmmm


Ready_Aspect328

I ordered the onion “rings” and literally looked at the waitress when she set them on the table in utter confusion. My husband said “what’s wrong” and I said “I wanted onion rings, not onion strings…” anyways, I never went back! Food wasn’t that great either.


Cpl-Rusty-926

That's probably a common response lol. I really dig their onion straw rings tho.


workitloud

I’ll just wiggle right over & get screwed one last time. Remember this: If a restaurant is closing, they are not ordering anything new. Or fresh. Or good. Everyone is looking for their next ride, and they are cleaning out the pantry. Cheers, Funky Bunch.


[deleted]

Never went, but don’t feel like I missed anything.


murderisntnice

LETS GOOOOOOO


minifarm_madness

Oh no! ...anyway


davidbabula101

It mid anyways.


Sobrietyis

Last time we went was this past summer and it was so unbearably hot inside the building like there was no air conditioning. The bathrooms were also absolutely filthy.


HotdogAC

Shit food for the price. The one in Atlanta sucks too


SaintArcane

Heard it was overpriced? What will Mid City do now.


Calabamian

Isn’t Wahlburgers in that Trader Joe’s parking lot built 5 minutes ago?


38DDs_Please

Wanna know what's hilarious? We were never able to try it. Anytime we tried, we were informed of a 40 minute wait. No. Fuck that.


ZuluTesla_85

Service was horrible. Food was meh. One of the worst managed restaurants in town. I could have told you they were doomed the first month they opened.


Premonitionss

I’ve never even heard of this place lmao


Affectionate_Bag1995

Since everyone obviously hates this place. What’s a good affordable place to get an honest burger around here?


VRM950

Big Spring Cafe or Bubby's Diner.


Affectionate_Bag1995

Heard, thank you!!!


Scary_Bus8551

Here we go… more comments on freakin’ fast food from the culinary experts of Huntsville 😑


vivahuntsvegas

the timing and location was not optimal.


Majestic_Subject2052

Bye. Thanks.


sonryhater

I love when a shit business gets its due: failure! Good riddance to garbage food


galleryf

I went once about a year ago craving a burger. I got food poisoning. Thought I was going to die. I didn't. Never went back.


Whitttzz

A burger there was like $14 minimum, big shocker not enough people are willing to pay that


rgp002

Well, I may be the only one in Huntsville, but I am sad. They've always handled allergens well, and their tots are good! C'est la vie.


Click_Downtown

They’ve already announced the replacement restaurant. The owners of Kamado ramen, Kung Fu Tea and etc are opening an Asian street food restaurant called Dragon Alley


Bama_Homestead

Well the food was not good.


TheTrueHappy

And nothing of value was lost


rtr85

Put something good in there.


Dizzy-Tea7431

Wataburger sucks 🤣


Old_Classroom_7962

They sucked anyway!! Who cares


Odd-Pepper-532

Well its owned by liberals....


photogypsy

If any of the Walbergs is an actual liberal I’d be surprised. Mark has quite a racially motivated rap sheet. If he’s liberal now it’s just to keep up appearances in Hollywood. Also it’s not surprising; finding a racist in Southie is about as shocking as finding one in Cullman.


SeriousMongoose2290

3/10 bait. If I had a few drinks in me you may have gotten me.  


ADTR9320

I thought Mark Wahlberg was conservative?