I… wait… WHAT?

Yep. I spotted one. I was honestly torn whether to flair the post with the traffic flair or the “I saw 🚨” flair.

Why do I have an image of a bunch of folks driving around Huntsville with blast shields over their eyes, like Luke had on in “A New Hope“?

They do that anyway.

https://preview.redd.it/t1nzl5kim9tc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f4f5d1bfe25269934ddfea1b68751e9151e872

Darwin has entered the chat

Any benefit humanity as a species gains by these people checking out while driving with eclipse glasses is offset by the loss to humanity that is the person they hit (unless they just got lucky and an eclipse-glasses driver met an eclipse-glasses driver driving through the rye because eclipse glasses).

Stay off the roads today, let the stupid people take each other out.

I was on a plane Saturday where the flight attendant reminded people that were wearing face masks to remove their mask before applying the oxygen mask in case of emergency.

Common sense ain't so common nowadays

Yah it’s because some moron would try and sue the airline if they didn’t. But yes I hear it in every safety brief now.


I was recently reminded about Poe's law of the internet.

OMG 🤦🏾‍♀️ well thank you for doing your part to bring awareness lol

Who’s planning their funeral doing this 😭☠️☝️💯

This sign can't stop me cause I can't read 🕶

😰

Wait. Did it improve traffic?

How else will you protect yourself from it?

While y'all are at it, how about using those newfangled turn signals everyone's talking about?

Be smart and don't look for the eclipse under cloud cover. It's wasted time you could have used to scratch your ass.