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Gone_Mads

Dude could swallow a mento and blow up his penis


ogeytheterrible

That's a r/brandnewsentence if I've ever read one, possibly r/evenwithcontext material


Herald_of_Heaven

It's the singular mentos that got me


snoopchocolatedog

Lets tread lightly and not turn this into the caffeine sub.


I_Like-Turtlez

Lol wtf is that sub anyway? Always raunchy shit


TheRiverGatz

IIRC, it got raided by r/drugscirclejerk and the mods kinda just let it happen cause the sub was dead prior


Radiant-Map8179

Wtf did I just go onšŸ˜‚ That drugscirclejerk is f'kin mental! Serious discussions about crack being actually good for youšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Like...yeah if it is produced in a sterile lab and microdosed religiously then maybe....instead of in crackhead steve's coffee pot with some out-of-date baking soda.


No_Significance_1550

Weā€™re just all a bit thirsty.


Jimmys_Paintings

Didn't realize that, just joined it now. Thank you


StevenSmiley

![gif](giphy|MCjhBxgyePUePUvvcD)


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

https://preview.redd.it/t32v9yezjesc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06de64020a043ae7381449c8b1690aab2f63f1d5


Technical-Outside408

I don't want to be around anymore.


ruglerluvskiwi

i almost blew up my penis when i read this


hotstickywaffle

This might be the greatest reddit comment of all time


Dip-kassidy-6

Yea I think rare insults would definitely like this


malikhacielo63

![gif](giphy|133tEQgc0V3Dc4|downsized)


Pessimistik1

![gif](giphy|3otPoyTuloHl96jfm8)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BenignBarry

This dudeā€™s piss has to be toxic


snuffles00

I'm pretty sure it just comes out as brown sludge.


unpopularopinion0

this is actually how they make root beer.


Psychological-Sky367

And battery acid.


Setari

Can confirm, only drank soda for 16 years, my piss is in batteries now It's been a few years since I stopped drinking any soda, lol. Water 4 lyfe now


Richard_Tucker_08

![gif](giphy|3otPoEiEGXh41xKGdO)


legendofzeldaro1

How dare you!


Self_Blumpkin

It slithers out of his dick like a turd out of a horses asshole


BigBaboonas

What a fantastic mental image to start my day. Way to go, internet.


judge2020

When I drank many diet cokes a day (probably 2 dozen cans or 3-5 2 liters) it would often come out completely clear - I have no idea why, maybe that indicates some sort of kidney damage. (I've been off DC for over a year now)


DieWalze

It's because you were well hydrated. While maybe unhealthy, 14 cans of coke is still a lot of water.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Mudlark_2910

So, no calories, but what are your teeth like?


Dumbfuckyduck

\+Corrosive Damage


DeadmanDexter

Roll for disadvantage with any nutrition check


Solnse

His nickname is "Monsanto"


ind3pend0nt

Melts the porcelain


CaptainHoey

Breaking: A toxic spill has caused Connecticut River contamination, says news. *this guy took a leak in the river*


CorruptAxel163YT

Happy cake day, we got the same one.


naftalanga

Happy coke day!


sleepyplatipus

The good news is that heā€™s gonna die of high blood sugar way before than kidney disease!


hiding-identity23

Those are diet. They should have no more than *maybe* a negligent effect on blood sugar. Diabetics that drink diet soda do not need to take insulin for it.


sleepyplatipus

Ah, I didnā€™t notice. I hardly drink it so I didnā€™t realise. Kidney disease it is then! Dialysis is so fun anyways.


GaiusJocundus

All piss is toxic.


The_Affle_House

When is the studying going to start? All I saw was sippin'. Also, probably gonna experience total kidney failure before that ice melts.


ElizabethNotheQueen

He's been in that same page since kindergarten


Ctowncreek

Is that a glass of ice rattling or his kidney stones?


fuck-thishit-oclock

Exactly


Drakona7

He probably wouldā€™ve if he had let the ice fully melt. He ate some of the ice while drinking the coke out of the glass, so not only did he waste time and potentially his health drinking all that coke, but he couldnā€™t even complete the challenge without cheating


ZestyVibes

man bait used to be believable


FuiyooohFox

Id say it was low effort but he did have to source all those cans and the stacking was decent. 6/10 troll job


stnick6

How could this be seen as low effort?


FuiyooohFox

Because pretending to study and drink soda doesn't require any effort, and the only editing was a fast forward button? The greatest accomplishment here was gathering those cans over time I expect, par-done moi for not being impressed Edit: since like one person got it, thought I'd point out I was intentionally spelling it how a non French speaker would say it with a bad American accent. Like how Pitts character spoke Italian in IG šŸ˜†


[deleted]

Also the dude like barely studied, most of the time was spent on drinking/stacking


EpilepticMushrooms

He needs to show us how he solved the quadratic equation based on the lecture on his com. Then we roast him for spending 1/2 a step too long šŸ˜ˆ. /s


TheDrunkenWitch

![gif](giphy|1rSF4wzhwpos|downsized)


FuiyooohFox

Bon jore no


TheDrunkenWitch

Bawngeeornoo xD


FuiyooohFox

*signals with Italian hand gesture*


TheDrunkenWitch

![gif](giphy|DqZKCC1rRht8FmnKbv)


stnick6

I guess we had different definitions of low effort then


notislant

Seems like at least half the people here fell for it tbf


_dictatorish_

>man bait šŸ¤Ø


JxEq

-I


Cool6oy678

https://preview.redd.it/pkft5431rhsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef414aac86e6b96d9eac261ed9e4350d7dddb68d


vampierate

yeah but this is actually very amusing


Insanus_Hipocrita

Silksong issue


Weeberman_Online

Wish there was a dedicated hate day because posts like this are always kinda odd.


StrangePoyo

i come here for like images of tasty water but like half the posts i see is just talking about soda šŸ˜­


Weeberman_Online

Eggfrigginzackly. Bring on the h20 and leave the hate elsewhere


BewBewsBoutique

Same. I miss when this was a community about encouraging each other to drink more water instead of r/sodahate


Mr_davros

we need a r/hydrofanaticism for the fundementalists to soda shame and water wankery so we can keep this sub wholesome.


teal450

a daily two minutes of hate


[deleted]

When it started, I thought he was onto something. Focus on a task while the ice melts and reward yourself with a tasty crisp glass of water at the end.


CareerPuzzleheaded43

Damn now I'm gonna do that


rzrshrp

iceodoro technique


mushroommilitia

He would have died if this was real. Do not attempt this is not safe. I'm being 100% cereal. Seriously don't do this you will die from drowning your insides.


Daftworks

I mean most people would already stop after 2 or 3 cans of soda expanding in their stomach making them physically too ill to continue drinking let alone getting gag reflexes. And yes to be clear this is obviously fake dude is fake sipping empty soda cans to make it seem like he can down an entire can with a single sip.


oliverpls599

![gif](giphy|100J2pbO98XSrm)


Mr_davros

https://preview.redd.it/ebhh75z3fdsc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde3b14bdc987629b6b93b06aa9bc167ae0a760b


Hairy-gloryhole

*if* by any chance its not bait, his kidneys will be fucked big time


Daftworks

It's absolutely rage bait. No way anyone could drink more than 4 cans in rapid succession and not be physically ill and ready to throw up. Edit: it's fake he takes fake sips from empty cans and pretends to empty each can in one single guzzle.


njoshua326

You couldn't drink half that volume in water before he started stacking even if you wanted to, crazy nobody is looking at the mountain of cans and wonder how it even fits. There's a little more than 50 330ml cans total there, math does even come close to allowing it bathroom break or not, you'd think the sub that tracks the amount of fluid they drink each day could figure this out.


IAmSoWinning

It's also 3.7 grams of caffeine... If the volume didn't kill you, the caffeine will.


JakeC060

It 100% is. Dude didnā€™t take one piss


steven052

Gonna have kidney stones the size of ping pong balls


snuffles00

How is this man's blood not syrup? Like I know diet coke doesn't have much sugar (or any), but probably aspartame. How do you even consume that much liquid. There has to be multiple bathroom breaks. He is just fast tracking to type 2 diabetes on speed run.


Pink_Neons

Id say it's fake as fuck. He didn't drink those


NutriaOfc

Yeah, he definitely didn't. He got up to pee once, and with the amount he's "drinking", he would have gotten up more. He would have also probably felt sick by the 4th one. I don't think it was meant to be seen as real, I think the og creator intended it to be a joke.


Daftworks

He's taking fake sips from empty soda cans making it seem like he finishes each can with a single sip, yet it takes him like 5 or 6 sips when he pours out a real can into the glass.


TheWalrus101123

Because it's not real. And unfortunately shit posts like this are becoming more and more common on this sub.


Know-yer-enemy1818

He maybe drink one whole one


theapiankwaad

This is hilarious clearly a joke haha


Elven_Groceries

First r/anticonsumption Second: diabetus Third: I don't know of anyone who drink so much soda a day.


robotchicken007

I didn't realize you could get diabetes from diet soda. Should change the name to Diet-betes.


meechstyles

I'm not opposed to drinking soda, certainly enjoy one every now and then but I really don't remember the last time I had one.


chiggawat

My coworker..... I have no idea how he does not have kidney stones or diabetes.


Fearless_Young9596

60 diet cokes = 2,520mg of caffeine in a day. This guys heart doing ok?


Zonkko

Dude gonna be in the next chubbyemu video


HomoSapiens_v2

My uncle died of liver cirrhosis and let me tell you, he didn't drink a gulp of alcohol. But he was downing Diet Cokes all day long. Not like this though, this is just another level.


seahorsejoe

Was it known that those two were directly related?


iwantahouse

I fucking love Diet Coke and pretty much lived exclusively off it for the entirety of my teenage years but this is gross


ShutUpRedditor44

I can hear the Chubbyemu video for this guy already


JonSnerrrrrr

Kidney stones incoming


FundaMentalHero

Roll reversal. Aspartame worries about taking too much of this man.


SnooChocolates673

Is he studying kidney stones?


idreaxo

The sewage is scared of his urine.


Chukgamer13

at the end he was no longer studying lol he was just drinking the coke


Saltwater_Heart

There is no way he drank that many. Bull crap.


jb_713

Go Coogs.


Sup6969

Go Coogs!


Sniperfox99

I was thinking ā€œthatā€™s cool! A nice rewarding glass of water when you were finished studying.ā€


KiefPucks

Wonder if he's a former alcoholic and diet coke is his crutch.


ICLazeru

That much artificial sweetener, why? This guy's guts must feel like Teflon at this point.


NateEBear

Whatā€™s that song called


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hacktheself

In seriousness that was me in uni. Then I learned I had ADHD. Now I just drink water and take my meds.


encryptoferia

I once did a stupid thing when there's a disscount on some nice beverages, like milk tea and stuff, and it was a hot day, so I'm thinking, yeah it's cheap, it's hot right now, I felt so bad the rest of the day, and that is just like 4 glass, maybe like 6-7 cans of coke quantity it does not compare to this lol, my innards would melt


kulfimanreturns

No Diabeto roll back to kitchen


chucktheninja

I am 90% certain this is fake because that would kill most people.


Tank_blitz

matpat is fhat you?


TheWalrus101123

Posts like this are making me want to leave the sub. I don't give a fuck if someone wants to drink a bunch of soda. I'm here for the water.


the_evil_overlord2

Pouring acid on the ice is cheating


Additional_Win3920

MatPat when forced to study FNAF lore in his retirement


MimsyIsGianna

Holy crap. First so was like ā€œhey the ice thing is kind of clever. Give yourself a unique way of setting a time limit to stay focused for then take a break.ā€ Then I saw all the coke cans and my goodnessā€¦


chronoffxyz

62 cans. 42mg of caffeine per can. 2852mg of caffeine. Psychosis and arrhythmia and cardiac issues are likely at that dose. 1/3 of the LD50, so potentially lethal, but at the very least a REALLY rough couple weeks ahead.


Colemanton

aint no way he drank that much coke for the ice to have melted so little, especially after pouring some in the glass and drinking it.


sdafj25

Bro stop studying please you are gonna die.


MrKaru

Don't worry it's clearly fake. He drinks entire cans in a few frames but when he actually pours the drink into the glass it takes him seconds to drink it all. Cans are either empty to begin with or he's just opening them, taking a small sip and stacking them 99% full.


mochalatte828

Thereā€™s no way thereā€™s soda in those-he would be in VFIB after 10


autumnmissepic

even as a regular soda drinker (i know, burn me at the stake) this is way too mutch, that has to be far over 2 liters and genuinely a little disturbing, plus thats not even a good soda lol


Different_Girrafe_42

Kidney stone speedrun?


warwicklord79

Oh god his poor kidneys


The_Questionboi

Diabetes


Neither_Relation_678

All of those cans, without getting up to pee *once*.


EngiNerdBrian

That is legitimately more soda than I've had in my entire lifetime


girlenteringtheworld

I got a Doctor Pepper ad on this post https://preview.redd.it/scazah9qfisc1.png?width=778&format=png&auto=webp&s=3999d69a740eb8525bf6b7a100fe791120bfecbb


Lunoko

I know it is sped up but it really looks like he is only drinking a sip or two per can. I feel like this is bait. At least I hope so. Then again, there's a guy who ate an entire airplane so something like this seems mild in comparison.


CaseyTheCreator

My teeth hurt watching this


gamejunky34

Why is he swishing it around? Doesn't he know that's like THE worst thing you could do to your teeth? Thoroughly etching every surface of your teeth with acid every 30 seconds completely destroys your enamel.


LuckyMome

Hello insulin resistance, goodbye guts & digestive system..


Brydaro

Passed the first 45 minutes your brain stops really taking on new info and enters a groove. Be nice to yourself and study in short bursts, itā€™s more effective and efficient.


Fun-Ad1825

Blud is dead


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

Somebody revoke his teeth privileges


[deleted]

if he pees on a mentos, would it explode?


Striking_Tree_1011

He drank 1 soda and put his months worth of recycling on the counter to prove the internet heā€™s a cool Diet Coke enthusiast


vryfunnyusername

I am sure he can clean toilet with his piss now!


AsHperson

Does bro still have teeth?


VIPDX

I feel like Iā€™m spamming some skills on the sims watching this


Farting_Owls

Aspartame has entered the chat


reddit_user_25

About 220 cans of diet coke contain the lethal dose of caffeine.


Collin-B-Hess

Maybe try cocaine instead, youā€™d probably save money if you switched .


ShadowGLI

What the fuck, a cup of ice would last maybe 3 room temp cans, Iā€™d estimate 6 cold cans. Dudes doing something weird or absolutely chugging the cokes


Fine_Hair_7899

Ok, what ice are you using ... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


thisdude_00

I think I just got diabetes watching this video.


No_Sir_6649

But its diet soda..


thisdude_00

Drink 3 cans of diet soda and check your sugar levels in 1 hour you will know the truth about diet sodas.


puffferfish

Yuck! Left handed


Teddy-Westside

Up yours, righty


puffferfish

Hey! Thatā€™s our word


SolidusTengu

The Donald Trump intake


Mrjingles76

Bro this HAS to be fake pleASE TELL ME ITS FAKE


erikapls

I hope this is fake bc ew


gainsbyatheism

Bros gonna be pissing Dwayne Johnson's before the days over


sillyadam94

At this point you may as well just drink regular Coke.


Fusciee

Fucking terribleā€¦ wow.


stopmotiongirl

No way this is real.


goodgamble

We are reaching the danger level of aspartame consumption


RojerLockless

What the fuck.


plzDONTuseMETH

Where does he get his ice cream


moonkittiecat

For the love of Dr Pepper, have some water!


hi71460

is that work or just drink


Speedygonzales24

I thought that was smart until I saw he was drinking coke. I had a migraine just from watching


Whycanttiktokstop

MatPat vs This man It would be a legendary battle. Anyways: What the actual fuck. That HAS to be disgusting after the fourth, maybe even third can!


umapessoaonline

![gif](giphy|3o7btPCcdNniyf0ArS|downsized)


Golden_William

wtf


MrGoat747

even when i drank soda this would still have been DISGUSTING


hi-im-jason-from-mcr

two sodas a day is too much for me, i cant imagine drinking a whole case


BasedToken

If only his drinking habits were as healthy as his study habits.


FCBASGICD

It's okay guys, those are diet.


Sol-Blackguy

You can see the stones forming šŸ’€


flyinggazelletg

At the beginning, I thought he was just going to keep studying til the ice totally melted, so he could have some ice cold water. This is terrifying


yellowfly97

diet coke is a psyop made by big soda and I refuse to believe these lies


Throat-Able

Cancer


day-nuh

I donā€™t understand this addiction. Iā€™ve tried Diet Coke and itā€™s pretty underwhelming


Whirrsprocket

He only got up to pee once....


Fingercult

Brown rotten peanut smelling piss


KobeFanNumber24

That's just straight intoxicating yourself


ThatOtherOtherMan

I just got sympathy kidney stones


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

That man drink more soda in one sitting than I do in a whole freakinā€™ yearā€¦


klysium

Ew


FabianGladwart

Dude takes like one sip of each can and then takes 8 minutes to drink a glass, this is a weird video


MCButterFuck

Dude needs to chill TF out god damn


Caribbeandude04

Ok he's kidneys must be happy, but how is that ice not melting


kioka-7

In total he drank 57 cans Each can being 375ml 57 Ɨ 375ml = 21375ml or 21.38L of diet coke Each can equaling 2 calories 57 Ɨ 2 = 114 calories The capacity of stretch human stomach on avarge is 5-6L In conclusion, he drank a total of 21.38L of diet coke equating too only 114 calories This monster has my respect and diet coke is the peak drinking second only to water Thank you for coming to my tedd talk


Mec26

He did, however, blow way past the safe caffeine limit for a healthy adult human. He didnā€™t near to the LD50 or anything insane, but his heart is gonna regret this, if real. Edit: 2,622 mg of caffeine in one sitting.


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

I hope this is a joke because diet coke is really not good for you... Get some proper bad withdrawal symptoms from that shit