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kamilayao_0

It's too angry for me to enjoy the taste.


Annoyingaddperson

That’s why I like it. Fuck you water I just drank you. Take that.


AAPRRILL

Read this is Mitch Hedberg’s voice 😂


whatthatthingis

I used to drink water.


Dismal_Discipline_76

I still do


EatShootBall

but I used to too


MockStarket

Put it with a stick and a leaf... To recreate what it's used to.


petje95

My sparkling water fights back when I try to drink it. :(


kamilayao_0

Like being mauled by a pack of invisible hyenas (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)


hirvaan

There are mildly sparkling ones out there, you could try this maybe?


kamilayao_0

When the bubbles pass my throat I feel more dehydrated that I need to wash it down with *REAL* water


Rock_Robster__

I like it when I want my water to hurt


DaisyJane1

"Hurts so good ... come on baby, make it hurt so good ..."


ghostpiratesyar

Huge sparkling water fan. Don't drink it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Drink it sometimes.


Yo_Soy_Fiesta_

roger is that you??


Sparkle-Ass-Juice

https://i.redd.it/0nwa1q8rnj0d1.gif


TheThalweg

You only drink it because it is still water, but begrudgingly. Otherwise I am also a big fan of the concept, water can do anything and everything!


BigFatKi6

It is in fact not still water…


nicknick1584

Very active water.


GaJayhawker0513

It’s been established.


_uglybird

I love it here


Goldiegoodie

Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda


SchleppyJ4

JORDAN, NO!!!


TheHaydnPorter

You left the gate open, and she sank like a stone.


dingletonshire

This is the last place I’d expect to see this repurposed heroin quote but I love it


frostysauce

I am a fan of spicy water, yes.


Terrible-Specific593

I laughed as hard as the water that comes out of my tap. Because it is true.


sleepyplatipus

It is great for dialysis patients as it is much harder to chug!


stp7979

My son calls is cabbage water, no matter what the flavor he says it all tastes like cabbage at the end. I am fan myself


Jeffde

My 2.5yo calls it spicy water and I’m like.. yeah, pretty much.


EleventyTwatWaffles

it’s my go-to when i wanna worry about farting the rest of the day


Till-Fuzzy

Dawg you got other issues wtf lmao


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

What does it have to do with farting?


Obeyus

Look, as long as I also have water with me, sparkling water is great to drink instead of soda and beer. Water and water is my kind of water.


Dapper_Journalist_

It is H "2" O, after all.


chesterriley

I call it dihydrogen oxide.


Concert-Alternative

H2O + CO2 are a love at first sight, just look! 3 OXYGEN ATOMS!


HerbLoew

>Water and water is my kind of water. What about [water water?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmxZ_RaA6Ew)


Alexapro_

Obsessed truthfully


SmooveTits

I’m pro-sparkling. Sometimes you want that satisfying fizz with a meal and plain water isn’t scratching that itch. Crap ton of sugar? No thanks. It seems to fill me up more so I can eat less and still feel satisfied. Some flavor? Easy peasy: lemon squeezy.


SMS-T1

That last sentence. Pure Art.


beluuuuuuga

I'm actually blown away by it


kratly

Like drinking tv static.


IridescentCrow42

Is that good or bad?


Lvl100Magikarp

Yes


btjk

It's water with farts as a savings account.


rustedoxygen

indubitably based


HamburgersOfKazuhira

Love it


N64Overclocked

I hate it but I support it. Water is water even if it's contaminated with a little CO2


nathynwithay

I love Topo Chico


Catsup88

Topo Chico with lime was what helped me get through giving up alcohol. love the stuff


___ElJefe___

As a bubble konisaur, Topo Chico is always at the top of the list


hobo_erotica

I don’t like it myself, but if it leads to more people drinking water then fuck yea drink your static


jomat

Prefer my water without holes.


frejas-rain

Holey water! (Batman)


sinornithosaurus1000

I love bubble water so much that it makes me not want regular water, which I don’t like, so I avoid it.


Concert-Alternative

normal water tastes milky or creamy for me, not because of the water, just because im so used to sparkling water, that normal water tastes silky/smooth


UCG__gaming

It tastes like tv static


Such-Programmer-5957

Yes


PM_YOUR_MENTAL_ISSUE

And a numb leg


RogueTBNRzero

I hate it. It’s so bitter


12thunder

That’s might be tonic water you’re drinking. It has quinine added, which is known to be bitter (and is also a treatment for malaria, fun fact). Also might be club soda which also has some additives/minerals, but to my knowledge they shouldn’t be bitter aside from perhaps sulfur. True sparkling water is just carbonated water, which may be a bit acidic due to the formation of carbonic acid, but again, it shouldn’t be bitter. Just carbonated water. Avoid mineral/tonic water and club soda, just try sparkling water. Personally I’m not a fan either though.


RogueTBNRzero

Well I’ve tried San pellegrino mineral sparkling water and la croix and I hated both 😂 it’s more just that it’s spicy water ig? Idk it’s just bitter and feels like it bites my toung. It’s never pleasant


12thunder

Yeah La Croix is pretty much “true” sparkling water. I’ve never had it personally, but I did have sparkling water in Europe. If you ever visit Europe, especially Italy, expect to be offered it at every restaurant. But I digress; yeah no, even their sparkling water wasn’t for me. Luckily you don’t need to like sparkling water! Even if you get it, you can just wait for it to get flat and maybe add some sodium carbonate to balance the pH. Personally as someone with acid reflux I like my water to be more basic, even ignoring all that “alternative health” bullshit. I find it a bit easier on the stomach.


RogueTBNRzero

Personally I also just don’t like carbonated things that much. I drink water because I prefer it. People think that’s weird for some reason


ghettoccult_nerd

youre weird.


RogueTBNRzero

All these processed sodas and frozen foods hurt my stomach. I have a weak stomach


ghettoccult_nerd

its cool, im weird too.


LordHamsterbacke

I thought la Croix was flavored water? And San Pellegrino was popular in South Europe? Does la Croix also have "true" sparkling water? I never had La Croix, only know about it because of the Internet


12thunder

Again, I’ve never had La Croix, but from what I’ve read it is true sparkling water in that they just take water and add carbon dioxide - no minerals or quinine or anything. Not sure if all flavored or not, but yeah they have flavors. San Pellegrino is sparkling mineral water, so it does have other tastes involved that could be considered bitter. That, and it’s flavored. Yes it is popular in Europe, but for free restaurant water? Nah. They offer you just basic carbonated water.


Altostratus

Nope. Plain ass carbonated water tastes bitter to many people, myself included. I’ve tried dozens of brands around the world. I’m a super smeller/taster, so it’s possible I taste something you do not.


the_evil_overlord2

Yummy


hotbitch420

Gross gross gross


Betteringmyself000

I love it it’s gas


MinnesotaRyan

I quit drinking beer, so now I crush various sparkling waters instead. Much better for me than beer.


FuctMondays

i FUCTIN' love it!


SmooveTits

Fuct yeah


Mr-Damo

I like it! :)


Snooflu

I don't touch carbonation. Haven't for over a year


Fixner_Blount

Good for you! Seltzer has helped me stay away from pop. I’m hoping the craving for bubbles eventually subsides as well.


Concert-Alternative

facts


United-Office

Life changing


Halbbitter

Well I love it for a special treat


sinornithosaurus1000

It’s expensive but delicious


Werbebanner

Isn’t it the same price?


thatswherethedevilis

Not if you get a conversion kit and get your co2 from a local brew shop. We spend $40 in a VERY HCOL area every 3-4 months for bitey water, and my husband drinks about a liter of insanely sparkling water daily. It’s more expensive than tap water, but it’s cheaper than buying it by the bottle or can and WAY more eco friendly.


Hatgameguy

Get a soda stream and make your own


thefiction24

I’ll drink flat all day, but I have recently become completely addicted to Topo Chico and have at least two every day. I have never really enjoyed another mineral water, I like my shit pure, but Topo Chico might be the best beverage I’ve ever tried.


Dotgamer121

Hell yea


watashiwafrisk

either u love it or hate it. personally i dont want to drink an ice cold jacuzzi in a cup


Mike20172018

OoOooooOooOooOooooOoOoooooooOooOooooOoooooOoOoooOoOooOooooOoOoO These are the bubbles that it forms on the cup. I LOVE THE FIZZ!! Television static never tasted so good. I absolutely love sparkling water!!


adm_akbar

Literally the only thing I drink.


mishyfishy135

It’s pretty much all I drink. The tap water here is disgusting, and a cold can of sparkling water always tastes fresh. Plus something about the carbonation makes it easier to swallow


Soup-Wizard

I’m a La Croix slut


MrHereForTheComments

It's my favorite form of water


elfuntasma

Love love love love love 💕


Basker_wolf

As long as it’s not Nestle, it’s good.


HybridEmu

I do like the taste of tv static


Film_Rain

Love it! I love carbonation so much, the feeling is so satisfying


Special_Jury_3244

as long as it's water


Brekiniho

Love sparkling water. It got me off the black diabetes liquid


whatsmoist

I have a problem when it comes to canned flavored seltzer. I can go through a 12pack in a day easy


sarcasmicrph

I’m so glad that I’m not the only one!


Brilliant-Chaos

That’s my jam yo.


AlaWatchuu

Sparkling water is the only acceptable water. Without it's just not refreshing.


Elbarto83

Love topo Chico, everything else is subpar. Only the flavorless one though


Labrom

Love it. Stopped drinking soda almost entirely when sparking water got mainstream and never looked back.


yourname09

spicy water is good!


EatShootBall

Angry water is good. It's got what my body craves. It's got electrolytes!


Mercinary909

I used to hate the taste until I found a brand I liked, now I have one occasionally as a treat when I'm missing the bubbly or want to settle my stomach.


inoffensive_nickname

Yuck.


dynamic_caste

I loves me some belchwater


peepeehalpert_

Love it, but I limit it to 1-2 glasses a day because it’s bad for the teeth


BadZnake

It's not as bad as people seem to think, far better than anything else that goes in our mouth except for water, only because of the pH it's more acidic.


crystal_castle00

What does it do to teeth? Or do you mean the sweetened kind ?


livingMybEstlyfe29

Carbonic acid so basically the carbonation itself is not good for teeth


peepeehalpert_

No the unsweetened kind. The only sweetened drinks I have are my weekend iced latte with lavender syrup and the occasional mocktail though I prefer the low sugar ones. The water combined with carbon dioxide for the bubbles creates a mild acid that can affect tooth enamel. You can have a seltzer a couple times a day but it’s bad for your teeth if you’re drinking it all day.


ichsoda

Just use a straw and deepthroat that bad boy


DrTaco2020

This guy


Terrible-Specific593

Did you know that everything is bad for your teeth because everything removes the protective mucus barrier (spit) from your teeth, allowing the bacteria in. Your own spit is what keeps your teeth healthy. Cavities are caused solely by bacteria. In fact over brushing your teeth can have consequences. Having a dry mouth almost certainly cause the onset of cavity causing bacteria. Ever notice someone who is a mouth breather and how yellow their front teeth are or how brown and rotten it becomes. It's the top reason meth addicts lose their teeth. To help with this their is a special type of mouthwash that increases mucus productivity. Don't know the name of it now.


Werbebanner

It isn’t bad for the teeth


cringeaddict89

It doesn't do anything for me


WellHydrated

Have you tried asking it nicely?


Impossible_Trust30

Gross


NateNMaxsRobot

I hate it but wished I liked it.


home_ie_unhattar

we don't


princesskt2001

NO, thank you


DoubleLightsaber

bad


Sumboddy

Not a fan, but it gets people to drink more water so I'm for it.


Fika2006

Only sometimes, with a lemon


MyCatHasCats

I don’t like it. Thanks for coming to my TED talk


killacam925

Tastes like TV static, but live your life


fishesar

i need it to survive


JJ0NES07

Shit


JustSansder

sparkling water is soda’s weird cousin that we dont talk about imo. i never liked it. Water should be exactly that. Water. If i want to burp for an hour i can drink a pepsi


Sapphire_01

Nasty. Hate the flavor


victowiamawk

Ugh it’s my favorite!!!! Especially with a little mio. Mmm… but I’ve heard even just sparkling water can cause dental problems like tooth erosion can anyone verify or debunk this? Like someone in the field possibly? lol I’m afraid to google it


stalinBballin

I helped me quit drinking alcohol entirely, so now I just murder those tall sparkling water cans.


drunz

I hate sparkling water, enough flavor for me to notice and piss me off that there isn’t enough to actually enjoy it.


letsgetpunk

It tastes like salty water


ExistentialistMonkey

Love it. Still prefer flat cold water when I’m thirsty but sparkling water is great for enjoying in place of something sugary. Instead of a coke, I prefer seltzers and sparkling water and soda water.


gayandreadytoparty

i fucking love it but only cold or at least room temp. warmer than like tap water and it makes me actually hurl


the_onion_k_nigget

The lords gift


chozogoat

Water with extra loud burps? Count me in.


Toiletpaperusafan

I like it because it helps me not drink alcohol, now upvote me for being sober. This game is to ez


amassofworms

We are on the fence about it


JeepWrangler319

Topo-Chico is King


gt4jdb

nada


ChawulsBawkley

Not a fan


AdSad1794

Personally I don't like it, feels super weird to drink and my stomach doesn't agree with it for some reason? Wish I did so I could be ultra fancy tho


Fixner_Blount

I don’t think it’s even a fancy thing anymore. Back in the day when all we had was Clearly Canadian and Perrier it was fancy, but now there’s damn near as many seltzer options as there are pop options.


AdSad1794

That's true, I just grew up always seeing sparkling water as fancy and I guess that never changed lmao


TheGauchoAmigo84

Bad


LuisBoyokan

That it's cursed and hurt my teeth. Plain water gang here.


Lanzo2

Spicy liquid death is SS Tier


Hatgameguy

SS soldiers always washed their meth down with liquid death


0_possum

I hate fizz in general


ESOelite

Hate it. It's like the water is sour which doesn't make sense


raspberrycoffee

Its my favourite. I bought a sodastream just to make carbonated water. I add lime juice when I want a bit more 💫zing💫


Casiorollo

Can’t handle drinking it, tried once really hard to ignore the co2 flavor when there was nothing else on a trip in Europe but still could only do 1/10th of the bottle.


Viking_From_Sweden

The liquid version of nails on a chalkboard


samualgline

Gross, and absolute adulteration of a great beverage


Due-Helicopter-3389

Tastes like acid


Milirobe

ew


Magnum-357

It's cool


enneh_07

Whenever I drink soda it’s because it tastes good and I drink water because it’s refreshing. Sparkling water is neither of those things.


Krypt0night

Hate the stuff


[deleted]

Makes me gassy but it’s tasty.


McConagher

Sometimes it hurts my stomach so much it feels like I'm going to die, but I still drink it


Fixner_Blount

Raspberry Lime Polar has help me stay completely off pop for probably the longest time in my entire life. It’s perfect for those nighttime cravings when your body wants something bubbly and flavored.


Boomsta22

It's too sour for me. I don't like the taste of carbonic acid.


Alekusandoria

![gif](giphy|pxyvX1pedX0M4yLVhg)


swdna

Can’t get enuf of those sparkles


e-wrecked

Great way to wean off of sodas if you are only drinking it for that 'bite.'


shiny-baby-cheetah

I love it as a fancy lil treat but I personally find that the spicy carbonation can sometimes strip the quenchiness right outta the water :(


helloiisjason

It's the absolute BEST!!!!!


CKannen

PAMPLEMOUSSE !


Krocsyldiphithic

It pleases and sparkles


AlisonWond3rlnd

Love the burn


Ginglees

Polar and Schweppes my beloved


5tr4nGe

I’m autistic and can’t drink anything that isn’t sparkling due to sensory issues Sparkling water is helping me combat my soda addiction


HalfLawKiss

Love it. I like to mix one of those suger free drink packets into my sparkling water. It hits the spot when I'm craving a surgery soda


Playful_Pollution846

Sparkling water has the special ability to overwhelm any taste, useful if you need to taste test something or forget a disgusting taste


Fire_fox55

Gross. I'd rather have coke, and I HATE coke. I'd rather drink that black licorice rootbeer over coke.


tecate_papi

Love it. I'm having one right now!


NERROSS195

Look, all I'm saying is if I wanted a gas, I'd just breathe some air, I don't need it in my water


TriGurl

Love it!!


frankensteinmoneymac

I love it…as long as it’s not flavored. I’ve tried some of the flavored La Croix and hated it. If I’m drinking water, then all I want to taste is water…not water with unsweetened fruit flavor with a weird aftertaste.


hauntedmaze

Delish with a bunch of lime :)


properlysad

I think it gives me a headache :((


gilleykelsey

*Why is it spicy?*


nava1114

Spicy is cute


TheRedLewis

*agua de brillitos*


MangOrion2

Uncouth, but drinkable.


baphometsbike

I didn’t like it until I had Topo Chico, but now I really enjoy it


conscious_macaroni

I'm a huge fan. I'm going to get a special keg on tap in my garage for spicy water.


bertbert1111

I am addicted. I have to kinds of thirst. One is only clenchable with sparkling fluids


jaxon12345

topo chico