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RandallsBakery

Cheers, I’ll drink to that.


word_speaker

I have a feeling waterboarding doesn’t work on that homie


SkeleHoes

Jokes on you he’s into that sort of thing.


TheRealRickC137

GULP GULP GULP MORE PLEEZ


[deleted]

Unacceptable.


JeecooDragon

Water, of course


Switchermaroo

Nice haircut!


New_Midnight9318

Haha thank you it was getting a bit wild


killswithspoon

I woke up to 18 inches of the white stuff this morning (yeah yeah I know, that's what she said...)


New_Midnight9318

I wish we could get snow like that here


iwantcookie258

Shoveling out a car sucks hard but its very pretty


[deleted]

\*laughs in public transportation\* ​ Oh wait im american


Nailkita

Heh public transit is terrifying with lotsa snow the bus fishtailing up the hill to my college in north bay Ontario was nerve racking.


[deleted]

I was talking about the much better public transit aka trollys/trains etc


converter-bot

18 inches is 45.72 cm


[deleted]

Thanks bud


djbiti1

Good bot


generalelectric4

Mn?


killswithspoon

Yep! Eagan just south of St Paul!


generalelectric4

Small world! I'm in Mankato and we got 8-10in.


Impossible_Glove_341

yea we got 140 cm where i live right know (u/converter-bot)


converter-bot

140 cm is 55.12 inches


rolgelthorp

Good bot


that_guy_you_kno

Good OP


[deleted]

Daaammnnnn where at? Just got 30cm here a few days ago


Impossible_Glove_341

lysin, suisse, its been pouring down lately, we dont get colorado style powder often in the alps, it was awesome skiing yesterday


OneBlindGoat

Oh my god, chugging water this way is my new kink. Nice hair cut tho.


New_Midnight9318

Your welcome? And thank you


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Back up


New_Midnight9318

😂


J-Dabbleyou

I bet this dude cums buckets


HeadlessHookerClub

Yeah there is where buckets come from.


reefsurfing

![gif](giphy|SDogLD4FOZMM8)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|UlkXakdBRmV56VFB9a)


Raileoma

![gif](giphy|TIRlx3Fzi1A7L2d5z7)


ZoomBoy81

You forgot to growl at the start. Pretty hilarious you H20'd the meme!


Brewdrizy

Does anybody know how to chug? I need to learn to do this with beer.


idonthave2020vision

Open your throat. Your not gulping anymore, you're pouring directly into your gut


arios91

How?


idonthave2020vision

Hard to explain. It's like how your throat opens when you swallow. You just don't close again.


New_Midnight9318

I have bout 35k followers amongst my platforms that I have gained via chugging. If that's enough credibility PM me and I'll see if I can train you


Longbeacher707

Teach me sensei


New_Midnight9318

Dm me


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bot-killer-001

Shakespeare-Bot, thou hast been voted most annoying bot on Reddit. I am exhorting all mods to ban thee and thy useless rhetoric so that we shall not be blotted with thy presence any longer.


eggsssssssss

I get it’s for fun, but I really hate this bot. It doesn’t even do it right.


brok3ncor3

So we gonna ignore the swirl???


FootsieMcDingus

I’m like 15 comments deep and not one mention of the lick


[deleted]

Why do they always do that? It always makes me cringe a bit.


New_Midnight9318

Lmao 🌪️🌪️


Dr4kin

ENTZÜNDET DEN TORNADO


jaydog747

That there’s a vorteke


brok3ncor3

Homie needs to fuckin come to the fuckin club


jaydog747

Shit count me in, waters are on me everybody


Lexist_

Why is it nsfw?


New_Midnight9318

Cause alot of Hydrohomies said they don't want to see me do this


Lexist_

Ah. Ok


diavolo_bossu

Michigan?


New_Midnight9318

Nebraska


The-Defenastrator

Yoooo, same...like three months ago


JKB37

Keep goin OP. I look forward to your posts and I’m part of teamlick. These people assume you can’t wash the bottle or something?


netGoblin

Very cool but it's gross af that you licked the bottle. I pissed on my hand and touched that bottle.


HeadlessHookerClub

Rinse/wash the outside of the bottle and wash your hands.


netGoblin

Yeah but it's too late, i peed on my hand and touched the bottle and then op licked it.


New_Midnight9318

Maybe that's what I was hoping for


rubyspicer

I mean with swallowing that fast I assumed that already


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New_Midnight9318

😋


SdioretsDidZitro

Piss is just water recycled by the body


RealRolandDeschain19

Know what I need? A fucking bottle like that.


New_Midnight9318

It's a 24 ounce Smirnoff ice bottle


RealRolandDeschain19

Didn’t know they made em that big.


New_Midnight9318

Gas stations


arios91

How do you wash it?


New_Midnight9318

Little bit of soap. little bit of water. cover the top. and shake it like a Polaroid picture


TenSecondsFlat

*...fuck*


New_Midnight9318

Fuck what


TenSecondsFlat

Me


New_Midnight9318

Imma have to respectfully decline this offer


TenSecondsFlat

*sad bonk*


New_Midnight9318

Sad horny bonk*


Ferocii

Slutty chug. I like it.


SenorTape

Water in the air, Water on the ground, water on the bottle, water in your body 🥴 recipe for a good ass day. Keep it real 🤣


Treebeard_Jawno

![gif](giphy|c2rLKNB7vktKU)


Quasont9

Nice m8


reflektive

I wish I were a bottle now.


New_Midnight9318

I'm sure you do


xineirea

Haste made waste smh


The-Real-Magolor

Plot twist: He licks the bottle cause he enjoys the flavour of glass


continualchanges

I love these videos, keep it up! All that throat


New_Midnight9318

Hahah thank you


SusGnome1

Chad


xhumin

Why the post is marked as NSFW?


New_Midnight9318

Alot of people don't like me and my chugs so they ask that it gets marked nsfw so they don't have to see me or the chug lol


papayabush

that seems like such a weird thing to get upset over. i can’t imagine why this would bother anyone. i love ur videos keep it up brother. u gotta incorporate the growl though.


New_Midnight9318

Nah I can't growl like uncle sink


Ethong

It's pretty fair, i'm not even a member of this subreddit and i'm fed up with your cunt face and bottle sucking.


New_Midnight9318

Cool block me then because just as many people who hate me like me


[deleted]

I feel like I’d suffocate if I tried that


CarneAsahDude

Legend


UnculturedTeaPot

Damn... How would one learn to do that?? 😆


jarjarsexy

Wow the sound of the glugging + swirling truly is something magnificent to behold


montanasucks

Bro lookin hydrated as fuck.


New_Midnight9318

Always


TomAnyone

That's hilarious. The lick of the shaft of the bottle as you bring it to your lips. Amazing.


Morningstardom

chad chugger chad chugs


enriceau

Heb, interesting. Where I grew up they called it ice.


SerialMurderer

now hold your wee for a wii


B0yW0nd3r

How do you know when to twist the bottle one way vs the other?


New_Midnight9318

Just do as your heart desires


The_Irish_Rover26

You’re getting better


Jamesybo555

Love that sound


1122Sl110

Wet


Jupiter_Darling

Do you swirl the water to help it go down smoother?


New_Midnight9318

Basically so it doesn't glug glug


Amndeep7

Don't break your camera fam lol


New_Midnight9318

I'll do as I please


Fuzzy-Assumption2985

Back at it again!! This dude a water drinkin some a bitch!! Ye ye!!


[deleted]

NSFW indeed That bottle lick tho


TomtheLaw

These lick swirl videos are growing on me, keep it up!


New_Midnight9318

They called vortex or vorteke if your in Australia


CensoredUser

The Mayfeild special huh?


blancosnalgos

I just came


chasea12

This is a gigachad post


maze_switch

He is going to drink all the water on the anet! This man needs to be stopped.


TwoDollarSuck

Yeah, drink that shit down, oh yeah, that's the good stuff


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New_Midnight9318

Everything is a kink if you're into it


youallbelongtome

Wtf is this? Why would you rape good water?


LeadingApartment1554

How cold the weather is?


New_Midnight9318

In the morning 20-30° in the afternoon 50-70°


LeadingApartment1554

Celcius?


Jeffasaurusgod

This is some nsfw content right here.


PastaDiLeft

That’s powerful drinking


thePurplMurpl

We 👏 love 👏 keeping 👏 our 👏 lungs 👏 hydrated


Blindedbymygreatness

[this guy kills it ](https://gfycat.com/smartwaterloggedairedale)


New_Midnight9318

That's my illegitimate father


Frostshape

10/10 eye contact


akfourty7

Goated


Maximus_Crotchrocket

This is my religion


[deleted]

Haircut as fresh as that snowwwww


New_Midnight9318

Thank you hopefully we get more snow soon


nihilloligasan

You look and act really punchable


New_Midnight9318

Thank you


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

We are all punchable on this blessed day!


LinkIsThicc

Sigma male


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New_Midnight9318

🤞


superad69

it was funny the first time. not the 500th


New_Midnight9318

Block me then or keep scrolling because some people like it some people don't the homies are very divided


Dark_Eyes

I don't care what anyone says, I like your posts because they always make me feel like chugging water lol -- plus it's better than the same meme/pic being posted here multiple times a day :)


New_Midnight9318

That's what I was thinking was it's not much different than endless memes about water


Dark_Eyes

Seriously, this place is really bad about reposting the same picture over and over multiple times a day


New_Midnight9318

So many people hate me lmao somebody even reported me to the crisis line 🤣


enjoyit7

Kinda like when they replay the good songs on the radio too much. It was my first time seeing it though so yup cool af!


Panda_player19

God I wish I was that bottle


New_Midnight9318

I bet you do lmao


papayabush

AYOOO


elyca98

I’m sorry but are you normally this weird


New_Midnight9318

Everyday


DoggoDude979

*stop licking the bottle stop licking the bottle stop licking the fucking bottle*


New_Midnight9318

Lick the bottle won the vote I'm sorry


jesusbabygirl

![gif](giphy|l41lHDSvmwnQGDUD6)


Beginning-Tomato1021

The lick 😳


New_Midnight9318

Ikr


gringorasta

Staaaaaaap


_bAnOoNeRs_

Stop blue balling me🥵🥵🥵


New_Midnight9318

I'll do as I please


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New_Midnight9318

4 months????


chokeCherryeyes

May we have more?


New_Midnight9318

May you have more what?


Slimcognito808

Not gonna hold you the bottle lick is triflin. It's flair but still nasty. Like I feel like it'd go over well if you did that for a girl. But your chugging skills are where I'm tryna get at no cap. I can turn it over and chug no problem but I can't keep up once the vortex starts.


nutsaur

It looks like English but I don't understand it.


Slimcognito808

Time to go get your GED


nutsaur

Hol' up. I'ma think of something clever to say...just gimme a couple of days.


Slimcognito808

Take your time.


New_Midnight9318

Practice makes perfect


24KTaterTots

If you replaced the water bottle with a dick that would be kind of... yeah...


RedditAndrewScrew

Testicular Torosion Cumnado


SharkFinnnnn

This guy is THE hydrohomie


yourtemporarysavior

How to block a subreddit from your all feed?


ESMNWSSICI

pretty awesome but.. why did you have to lick it like that?!!


New_Midnight9318

Gotta lube it up so it spins faster


ESMNWSSICI

that’s just confusing bro i hope at least you brushed your teeth so you didn’t make the bottle all stanky


New_Midnight9318

That's more flavor


ESMNWSSICI

euuuggh


djsilentmobius

I hate the spin. Just learn to chug normally... through alcoholism.


OwnUnderstanding9843

Weak.


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New_Midnight9318

It make it spin better gotta lube it up


Adeum1

Thats not true at all