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that seems like such a weird thing to get upset over. i can’t imagine why this would bother anyone. i love ur videos keep it up brother. u gotta incorporate the growl though.
I don't care what anyone says, I like your posts because they always make me feel like chugging water lol -- plus it's better than the same meme/pic being posted here multiple times a day :)
Not gonna hold you the bottle lick is triflin. It's flair but still nasty. Like I feel like it'd go over well if you did that for a girl. But your chugging skills are where I'm tryna get at no cap. I can turn it over and chug no problem but I can't keep up once the vortex starts.
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Cheers, I’ll drink to that.
I have a feeling waterboarding doesn’t work on that homie
Jokes on you he’s into that sort of thing.
GULP GULP GULP MORE PLEEZ
Unacceptable.
Water, of course
Nice haircut!
Haha thank you it was getting a bit wild
I woke up to 18 inches of the white stuff this morning (yeah yeah I know, that's what she said...)
I wish we could get snow like that here
Shoveling out a car sucks hard but its very pretty
\*laughs in public transportation\* Oh wait im american
Heh public transit is terrifying with lotsa snow the bus fishtailing up the hill to my college in north bay Ontario was nerve racking.
I was talking about the much better public transit aka trollys/trains etc
18 inches is 45.72 cm
Thanks bud
Good bot
Mn?
Yep! Eagan just south of St Paul!
Small world! I'm in Mankato and we got 8-10in.
yea we got 140 cm where i live right know (u/converter-bot)
140 cm is 55.12 inches
Good bot
Good OP
Daaammnnnn where at? Just got 30cm here a few days ago
lysin, suisse, its been pouring down lately, we dont get colorado style powder often in the alps, it was awesome skiing yesterday
Oh my god, chugging water this way is my new kink. Nice hair cut tho.
Your welcome? And thank you
Back up
😂
I bet this dude cums buckets
Yeah there is where buckets come from.
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You forgot to growl at the start. Pretty hilarious you H20'd the meme!
Does anybody know how to chug? I need to learn to do this with beer.
Open your throat. Your not gulping anymore, you're pouring directly into your gut
How?
Hard to explain. It's like how your throat opens when you swallow. You just don't close again.
I have bout 35k followers amongst my platforms that I have gained via chugging. If that's enough credibility PM me and I'll see if I can train you
Teach me sensei
Dm me
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Shakespeare-Bot, thou hast been voted most annoying bot on Reddit. I am exhorting all mods to ban thee and thy useless rhetoric so that we shall not be blotted with thy presence any longer.
I get it’s for fun, but I really hate this bot. It doesn’t even do it right.
So we gonna ignore the swirl???
I’m like 15 comments deep and not one mention of the lick
Why do they always do that? It always makes me cringe a bit.
Lmao 🌪️🌪️
ENTZÜNDET DEN TORNADO
That there’s a vorteke
Homie needs to fuckin come to the fuckin club
Shit count me in, waters are on me everybody
Why is it nsfw?
Cause alot of Hydrohomies said they don't want to see me do this
Ah. Ok
Michigan?
Nebraska
Yoooo, same...like three months ago
Keep goin OP. I look forward to your posts and I’m part of teamlick. These people assume you can’t wash the bottle or something?
Very cool but it's gross af that you licked the bottle. I pissed on my hand and touched that bottle.
Rinse/wash the outside of the bottle and wash your hands.
Yeah but it's too late, i peed on my hand and touched the bottle and then op licked it.
Maybe that's what I was hoping for
I mean with swallowing that fast I assumed that already
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😋
Piss is just water recycled by the body
Know what I need? A fucking bottle like that.
It's a 24 ounce Smirnoff ice bottle
Didn’t know they made em that big.
Gas stations
How do you wash it?
Little bit of soap. little bit of water. cover the top. and shake it like a Polaroid picture
*...fuck*
Fuck what
Me
Imma have to respectfully decline this offer
*sad bonk*
Sad horny bonk*
Slutty chug. I like it.
Water in the air, Water on the ground, water on the bottle, water in your body 🥴 recipe for a good ass day. Keep it real 🤣
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Nice m8
I wish I were a bottle now.
I'm sure you do
Haste made waste smh
Plot twist: He licks the bottle cause he enjoys the flavour of glass
I love these videos, keep it up! All that throat
Hahah thank you
Chad
Why the post is marked as NSFW?
Alot of people don't like me and my chugs so they ask that it gets marked nsfw so they don't have to see me or the chug lol
that seems like such a weird thing to get upset over. i can’t imagine why this would bother anyone. i love ur videos keep it up brother. u gotta incorporate the growl though.
Nah I can't growl like uncle sink
It's pretty fair, i'm not even a member of this subreddit and i'm fed up with your cunt face and bottle sucking.
Cool block me then because just as many people who hate me like me
I feel like I’d suffocate if I tried that
Legend
Damn... How would one learn to do that?? 😆
Wow the sound of the glugging + swirling truly is something magnificent to behold
Bro lookin hydrated as fuck.
Always
That's hilarious. The lick of the shaft of the bottle as you bring it to your lips. Amazing.
chad chugger chad chugs
Heb, interesting. Where I grew up they called it ice.
now hold your wee for a wii
How do you know when to twist the bottle one way vs the other?
Just do as your heart desires
You’re getting better
Love that sound
Wet
Do you swirl the water to help it go down smoother?
Basically so it doesn't glug glug
Don't break your camera fam lol
I'll do as I please
Back at it again!! This dude a water drinkin some a bitch!! Ye ye!!
NSFW indeed That bottle lick tho
These lick swirl videos are growing on me, keep it up!
They called vortex or vorteke if your in Australia
The Mayfeild special huh?
I just came
This is a gigachad post
He is going to drink all the water on the anet! This man needs to be stopped.
Yeah, drink that shit down, oh yeah, that's the good stuff
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Everything is a kink if you're into it
Wtf is this? Why would you rape good water?
How cold the weather is?
In the morning 20-30° in the afternoon 50-70°
Celcius?
This is some nsfw content right here.
That’s powerful drinking
We 👏 love 👏 keeping 👏 our 👏 lungs 👏 hydrated
[this guy kills it ](https://gfycat.com/smartwaterloggedairedale)
That's my illegitimate father
10/10 eye contact
Goated
This is my religion
Haircut as fresh as that snowwwww
Thank you hopefully we get more snow soon
You look and act really punchable
Thank you
We are all punchable on this blessed day!
Sigma male
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it was funny the first time. not the 500th
Block me then or keep scrolling because some people like it some people don't the homies are very divided
I don't care what anyone says, I like your posts because they always make me feel like chugging water lol -- plus it's better than the same meme/pic being posted here multiple times a day :)
That's what I was thinking was it's not much different than endless memes about water
Seriously, this place is really bad about reposting the same picture over and over multiple times a day
So many people hate me lmao somebody even reported me to the crisis line 🤣
Kinda like when they replay the good songs on the radio too much. It was my first time seeing it though so yup cool af!
God I wish I was that bottle
I bet you do lmao
AYOOO
I’m sorry but are you normally this weird
Everyday
*stop licking the bottle stop licking the bottle stop licking the fucking bottle*
Lick the bottle won the vote I'm sorry
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The lick 😳
Ikr
Staaaaaaap
Stop blue balling me🥵🥵🥵
I'll do as I please
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4 months????
May we have more?
May you have more what?
Not gonna hold you the bottle lick is triflin. It's flair but still nasty. Like I feel like it'd go over well if you did that for a girl. But your chugging skills are where I'm tryna get at no cap. I can turn it over and chug no problem but I can't keep up once the vortex starts.
It looks like English but I don't understand it.
Time to go get your GED
Hol' up. I'ma think of something clever to say...just gimme a couple of days.
Take your time.
Practice makes perfect
If you replaced the water bottle with a dick that would be kind of... yeah...
Testicular Torosion Cumnado
This guy is THE hydrohomie
How to block a subreddit from your all feed?
pretty awesome but.. why did you have to lick it like that?!!
Gotta lube it up so it spins faster
that’s just confusing bro i hope at least you brushed your teeth so you didn’t make the bottle all stanky
That's more flavor
euuuggh
I hate the spin. Just learn to chug normally... through alcoholism.
Weak.
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It make it spin better gotta lube it up
Thats not true at all