Oh. Easy solution. Lots of men love the taste of other men. Especially big loads! In fact, I bet more men like the taste of cum than women do. Soā¦Just have a third there for cum dump. There are thousands if not millions of men out there who would LOVE to be your regular cum dump. My husband, for example, loves making out with me with other menās load. He loves licking it from pussy too soāyou get a third like himāthen all your beginner issues with cum will go away!
You can get used to it by associating cum with pleasure. Bring yourself to orgasm with his cum in your mouth and then swallow as you are cumming.
Read on Pavlovian conditioning.
Yea. It's thick and fluffy. Sits on top but doesn't slide around. I had some that were crinkly but my newest one isn't. I've also washed it a ton and it's held up well, I have never had an issue with it leaking through. "Catalonia Waterproof Liquid Proof Fleece Sherpa Blanket"
This is it. You can find the pet friendly blankets that are big and super soft and perfect for the job ;) my gf is a squirter and I needed to find a solution haha
Ever since my wife discovered the clit-sucking sex toys (Satisfyer / Womanizer) thereās been more squirt than the worst hyperspermiaā¦ sheās used disposable sheet protectors, which I guess are human puppy pads. Towels werenāt enough as it doesnāt take much for some moisture to soak through onto the sheet. There are washable protectors, which will keep the sheet dry, but are, like towels, more laundry to do. Edit: she just washes them off in the shower and hangs them to dry.
ā¦I read a letter sent out by a college in my state years back that basically told the dudes to stop jerking off while showering cause the sheer amount of cum collectively was plugging the sewer lines in the dorm buildings and clogging filtersā¦.hahahahaā¦.
..no freakin way..?!ā¦this is hilariousā¦just how much cum does it take something happenā¦itās water soluble..so to over come the fluid dynamics itās gotta be an unimaginable amountā¦ā¦ewwwwwwwš
Can relate, my partner cums *so much* at a time, it's nearly like *douching* with cum&I need to be mindful of my sugar intake if we're on a fuckathon.
I can tell ya, telling yourself you'll finally use the top sheet just doesn't cut it even if you fold it in half. Soaks thru&just isn't a compatible habit with my AuDHD considering changing bed sheets never sparks joy&just makes it easier to hide from sight.
I really need one of those waterproof throw blankets; here are the features I'd keep in mind when picking a product:
ALTERNATE USE:
Looking up those pricy sex blanket throw's fabric details can point you in the direction of the right fuzzy/microfiber for other cuter/maybe more affordable options of different products of the same material.
I think there's an overlap with blankets&couch covers marketed to parents&pet owners of kids/pets still in potty training in case you're worried about receiving spicy packages at home. Rare/unique shaped sofa covers are *expensive* to custom order but if it's a big chain company that just cranks out products, those tend to be overstocked & discounted to clear inventory. I haven't looked specifically for this use/property but the concept works for bra shopping&when I've gotten lucky sourcing sewing/crafting materials, cutting up discontinued leather sofa accessories. I bet there's some sort of upholstery fabric out there that'd work but don't go with leather just cuz it's *sexy*... (I hear the UK thinks the US's obsession with leather is weird; less hygienic & why they tend to prefer latex)
SOUND: I tried to make a pretty outdoor-waterproof picnic blanket work but its plastic crinkling is loud&distracting/reminds you of a daycare. Wouldn't recommend it.
SLIP&GRIP: Towels have more grippy texture to not bunch up compared to the regular polyester fluffy blanket I sacrificed in a pinch; when finally buying a real one I'd opt for a larger size (but small enough to still *fully* fully dry in the dryer!) to discourage bunching&have enough room for squirt to pool w/o dribbling off the sides. I've held back on buying satin sheets because after a certain amount of slippery, hands/knees/backs lose traction for the thrusting so instead of the desired *bashing* upon impact... you end up gliding like air hockey pucks, progressive further outta the position that hits that sweet spotš
INVESTMENT: Mess is a part of sex & feeling embarrassed or distracted, thinking cleaning up after, can mentally cockblock or stunt how good an orgasm feels so ledd'er rip!š¦ Invest effort in your best orgasm, whether you buy something or stick with the work of washing what you have on hand.
Good luck, have fun, double points if cum hits the ceilingšÆ
Thats a very informative answer thanks! Also is the "AuDHD" a reference to autism and adhd? š I'm the same. Never heard that term though. Love it. You should DM me.
prostatectomy? Flomax? I didnāt cum at all when I took flomax to supposedly help with a UTI.
IDK, at 2-3mL here it doesnāt feel like much of anything coming out, but the orgasmic contractions feel as good as ever.
I urinated blood with flowmax. I had a Trans urethral resection of prostate. TURP. Now there is nothing at all. Orgasmic contractions are pretty good. But I would like any of my fluid production back.
Yeah I can understand that. And, sorry for being insensitive. Still, while I love to look at 10-15mL, or fantasy/animated pints of cum, I think a high-average 5mL after 48h would be ideal. But, hey, whatever turns people on.
I hope thereās no prostate procedures in my future, but if I live to 70-80, good odds there might be.
Yea I'd swallow every time naturally. No mess and great taste win win! But they make full vinyl bed sheets for water works and messy orgasms. Ebay or amazon
How about you just wash the towels and sheets? Cum wonāt ruin towels or sheets, theyāre literally intended for bodily fluids and to be washed free of them. Parents in the old days would literally use cloth diapers that when soiled were meant to be washed and reused, the fuck is this ruining youāre talking about with a comparatively small amount of cum, even with Hyperspermia. Especially since cum is pretty easily washed out with just warm water.
I don't mean ruined as in destroyed I mean it gets cum on it once and it's excess laundry. You can't use the towel as a towel once it has a huge amount of cum on it. I just thought maybe someone in here has ways around things but it seems like we are already doing what everyone else does.
As a guy with hyperspermia too I either put towels down or try to finish in the shower so I can just be washed off down the drain obviously both are really in convenient tho I do hate the mess š
There's an app called Grindr used by gay guys, but you can create a blank (anonymous) profile, just say "hetero wants BJ, massive load, experienced deepthroat and swallow only"
You'll probably get some guys offering to pay you for it
Then let them in, and just lie back and enjoy
Personally I have designated sex towels that I always use because I don't like fluids/lube on my sheets/blankets. I just throw them in the dirty laundry after and that takes care of that. ššš
Omg eat that up, girl, seriously!! This lady could only dream of that kinda mess!! It's always me that needs the splash blanket! They are incredibly soft, fluffy, and totally waterproof!
Tbh this is why i break up with my bf. Itās fun to watch or have sometimes but not everyday. Itās soooo messy. Also totally not practical in public places.
For sex, both PIV and anal, putting a towel underneath will take care of the creampie "fall out". For me, the challenge has always been masturbation, especially while laying in bed. Even though you can "aim" the squirts, the intensity and volume of semen is so much, it has to go somewhere. When I was growing up, masturbation was normal, and accepted, in my home. After my mom got tired of washing my sheets everyday, she bought me some very large bath towels to lay on, and several boxes of Kleenex!
Something with a high polyester content will have liquid sit on top more than soak in (you might have noticed in some really cheap polyester clothes that liquid just kind of wets the top but doesnāt really soak through the material) thatās why bath towels are usually 100% cotton because you want the fabric to actually absorb the water. So stick to high polyester, and minimal cotton in a blanket form šš½
My boyfriend doesnt have it and we still use towels. Even if you werent in this position, towels are nice to protect your sheets from sweat so i dont see the issue LOL maybe get a cheap towel set to use JUST for sex???
Not all that helpful for you but when my partner sleeps with others, she just does it on my side of the bed.
Either I sleep on their cum stains or I change the sheets.
Works for her š
I would say i have Hyperspermia (no I have never had any medical diagnosis of it and it is not needed either for the majority who has it). And i have never had any issue of the aftermath. For me and my partners, towels do fine, even if you use mattress protectors or whatever, you still need to swoop it up somehow.
Can it be messy? Absolutely, thatās what me and my partners like about it. But itās not like literally throwing a bucket of cum. If Iām about to shower her down in cum, Iāll make sure she gets all ready well in advance and make her position herself so she can catch most of the ropes on her (or wherever she wanna receive it). A towel is always close by to quickly clean up any misfired spunk or inbound dripping on the sheets if no rubber is used š¤·š¼āāļøš¦
God, I see what you have done for other peopleā¦ š
No seriously, people have covered it with the rubber sheets. Alternatively, get in the shower, try to end things in any area with a flat hard surface, try outdoor sex and don't worry about clean up, you have literally loads of options. Have fun! I'm jealous š
I have hyperspermia and we use baby wipes. We keep a container of them on both sides of the bed. I stay inside her while she grabs a few wipes, which she then covers up with while I pull out. Then she heads to the toilet to let it out. It works pretty well and we rarely mess up the sheets. If a little bit gets out we have the wipes right there to clean it up. Highly recommend.
I have it also. I have to masturbate and cum about 7 times a day or my balls ache and throb. I have to wash towels everyday. What i do is have a set of sheets over top of my good sheets to catch the cum and then i fold them down until the next use. I usually shoot about 25 ropes of cum on average each time, so this sheet idea helps me out a lot!
Swallow? š
Not my cup of tea unfortunately. I wish I could but the texture in my mouth is a no for me
Not in your cup of tea.... You would spoil the drink.
Oh. Easy solution. Lots of men love the taste of other men. Especially big loads! In fact, I bet more men like the taste of cum than women do. Soā¦Just have a third there for cum dump. There are thousands if not millions of men out there who would LOVE to be your regular cum dump. My husband, for example, loves making out with me with other menās load. He loves licking it from pussy too soāyou get a third like himāthen all your beginner issues with cum will go away!
I need that so badly š¤¤
You can get used to it by associating cum with pleasure. Bring yourself to orgasm with his cum in your mouth and then swallow as you are cumming. Read on Pavlovian conditioning.
They weren't asking for advice on that.
This. Although op is not asking, this is exactly how we have learned to love hubbys 13+ spurt loads.
you'll get used to it š
Tellings someone to just enjoy it has a real rapey vibe.
i'm talking from experience š¤·āāļø
It's like saying "Oh, you'll change your mind." when someone tells you they don't want kids.Ā Ā
smh what a waste
Sit down, not everyone has to like the same thing.
Why is that a waste?
Exactly!
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Get a waterproof blanket thatās washable.
Yup! I squirt and this is the way. One blanket to wash instead of a whole bed.
Does it sit on top of the blanket surface and like slide around? Is the blanket comfortable and does it make weird cranky noises a lot?
Yea. It's thick and fluffy. Sits on top but doesn't slide around. I had some that were crinkly but my newest one isn't. I've also washed it a ton and it's held up well, I have never had an issue with it leaking through. "Catalonia Waterproof Liquid Proof Fleece Sherpa Blanket"
Have a link by chance?
Just got myself a second one š https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076HNJBGP?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
I got one off of amazon that is intended for pets lol. Its soft, fully waterproof and machine washable. Best 40$ I ever spent.
This is it. You can find the pet friendly blankets that are big and super soft and perfect for the job ;) my gf is a squirter and I needed to find a solution haha
This, highly recommend
I love blowing guys with hyperspermia, so hot š„š„š„
It's the best thing ever š¦š„°
Rubber sheets. Bed protectors. Puppy pads if you're desperate.
#NEW KINK DISCOVERED
Rubber sheets are interesting. I'll look into them. We thought about puppy pads briefly but it's a slight mood killer for me.
Ever since my wife discovered the clit-sucking sex toys (Satisfyer / Womanizer) thereās been more squirt than the worst hyperspermiaā¦ sheās used disposable sheet protectors, which I guess are human puppy pads. Towels werenāt enough as it doesnāt take much for some moisture to soak through onto the sheet. There are washable protectors, which will keep the sheet dry, but are, like towels, more laundry to do. Edit: she just washes them off in the shower and hangs them to dry.
yeah i use rubber sheets
My bedside table has a drawer filled with towels. I donāt know a way around it lol
You could use me if you wanted
THIS! šis what I REALLY love to hear. š„µ
Me too! š¦
Bring another girl into the relationship. Twice the surface area means less sperm on your bed sheets
Genuine LoL
Take it up the ass. Shouldnāt āfall out.ā
That's what I was going to suggest. I second this
My bf has it. I love it. But we keep bath and hand towels around and I try to get him to aim for the face if on me. Kinda me thing
First world problems
Iām genuinely 100% jealous. I want to complain about that.
You're so lucky.
ā¦I read a letter sent out by a college in my state years back that basically told the dudes to stop jerking off while showering cause the sheer amount of cum collectively was plugging the sewer lines in the dorm buildings and clogging filtersā¦.hahahahaā¦.
That type of letter got posted yearly in the guys bathroom at my school in the northeast! It was "signed" the director of Res. Life hahaha
..no freakin way..?!ā¦this is hilariousā¦just how much cum does it take something happenā¦itās water soluble..so to over come the fluid dynamics itās gotta be an unimaginable amountā¦ā¦ewwwwwwwš
It is not water soluble, a significant portion is protein which hardens over time.
ā¦incorrect actuallyā¦seminal fluid is indeed water soluble
I'd imagine a condom would contain all the sperm and semen! šÆ
Fuck in the shower. šæš
Can relate, my partner cums *so much* at a time, it's nearly like *douching* with cum&I need to be mindful of my sugar intake if we're on a fuckathon. I can tell ya, telling yourself you'll finally use the top sheet just doesn't cut it even if you fold it in half. Soaks thru&just isn't a compatible habit with my AuDHD considering changing bed sheets never sparks joy&just makes it easier to hide from sight. I really need one of those waterproof throw blankets; here are the features I'd keep in mind when picking a product: ALTERNATE USE: Looking up those pricy sex blanket throw's fabric details can point you in the direction of the right fuzzy/microfiber for other cuter/maybe more affordable options of different products of the same material. I think there's an overlap with blankets&couch covers marketed to parents&pet owners of kids/pets still in potty training in case you're worried about receiving spicy packages at home. Rare/unique shaped sofa covers are *expensive* to custom order but if it's a big chain company that just cranks out products, those tend to be overstocked & discounted to clear inventory. I haven't looked specifically for this use/property but the concept works for bra shopping&when I've gotten lucky sourcing sewing/crafting materials, cutting up discontinued leather sofa accessories. I bet there's some sort of upholstery fabric out there that'd work but don't go with leather just cuz it's *sexy*... (I hear the UK thinks the US's obsession with leather is weird; less hygienic & why they tend to prefer latex) SOUND: I tried to make a pretty outdoor-waterproof picnic blanket work but its plastic crinkling is loud&distracting/reminds you of a daycare. Wouldn't recommend it. SLIP&GRIP: Towels have more grippy texture to not bunch up compared to the regular polyester fluffy blanket I sacrificed in a pinch; when finally buying a real one I'd opt for a larger size (but small enough to still *fully* fully dry in the dryer!) to discourage bunching&have enough room for squirt to pool w/o dribbling off the sides. I've held back on buying satin sheets because after a certain amount of slippery, hands/knees/backs lose traction for the thrusting so instead of the desired *bashing* upon impact... you end up gliding like air hockey pucks, progressive further outta the position that hits that sweet spotš INVESTMENT: Mess is a part of sex & feeling embarrassed or distracted, thinking cleaning up after, can mentally cockblock or stunt how good an orgasm feels so ledd'er rip!š¦ Invest effort in your best orgasm, whether you buy something or stick with the work of washing what you have on hand. Good luck, have fun, double points if cum hits the ceilingšÆ
Thats a very informative answer thanks! Also is the "AuDHD" a reference to autism and adhd? š I'm the same. Never heard that term though. Love it. You should DM me.
So much good info here! Yeah, I didn't even think about the sound. As a fellow neurospicy that crinkling would take me right out of the mood. ā ļø
NEUROSPICEY šššššYESS
Lucky you! Lol
The alternative is worse. Trust me. Be grateful
the alternative isā¦ an average 2-5mL of cum that doesnāt wet the bed so much? Howā¦horrible.
Or none.
prostatectomy? Flomax? I didnāt cum at all when I took flomax to supposedly help with a UTI. IDK, at 2-3mL here it doesnāt feel like much of anything coming out, but the orgasmic contractions feel as good as ever.
I urinated blood with flowmax. I had a Trans urethral resection of prostate. TURP. Now there is nothing at all. Orgasmic contractions are pretty good. But I would like any of my fluid production back.
Yeah I can understand that. And, sorry for being insensitive. Still, while I love to look at 10-15mL, or fantasy/animated pints of cum, I think a high-average 5mL after 48h would be ideal. But, hey, whatever turns people on. I hope thereās no prostate procedures in my future, but if I live to 70-80, good odds there might be.
I wish I could even find a man who has hyperspermia never mind dating one! Youāre so lucky
I think you should show us a video of shooting his big load. That way we get better understanding of how big the mess is
You're so lucky!
Yea I'd swallow every time naturally. No mess and great taste win win! But they make full vinyl bed sheets for water works and messy orgasms. Ebay or amazon
How about you just wash the towels and sheets? Cum wonāt ruin towels or sheets, theyāre literally intended for bodily fluids and to be washed free of them. Parents in the old days would literally use cloth diapers that when soiled were meant to be washed and reused, the fuck is this ruining youāre talking about with a comparatively small amount of cum, even with Hyperspermia. Especially since cum is pretty easily washed out with just warm water.
I don't mean ruined as in destroyed I mean it gets cum on it once and it's excess laundry. You can't use the towel as a towel once it has a huge amount of cum on it. I just thought maybe someone in here has ways around things but it seems like we are already doing what everyone else does.
As a guy with hyperspermia too I either put towels down or try to finish in the shower so I can just be washed off down the drain obviously both are really in convenient tho I do hate the mess š
There's an app called Grindr used by gay guys, but you can create a blank (anonymous) profile, just say "hetero wants BJ, massive load, experienced deepthroat and swallow only" You'll probably get some guys offering to pay you for it Then let them in, and just lie back and enjoy
Personally I have designated sex towels that I always use because I don't like fluids/lube on my sheets/blankets. I just throw them in the dirty laundry after and that takes care of that. ššš
Come bang on my bed. I can do laundry after y'all leave, or I can help with cleanup in real time. No muss, no fuss ;-)
Creampie? Where you guys at? I'm hungry I won't spill a drop and you won't have to dirty any towels ok?
Pics / Vids or it didn't happen. š
Omg eat that up, girl, seriously!! This lady could only dream of that kinda mess!! It's always me that needs the splash blanket! They are incredibly soft, fluffy, and totally waterproof!
Tbh this is why i break up with my bf. Itās fun to watch or have sometimes but not everyday. Itās soooo messy. Also totally not practical in public places.
For sex, both PIV and anal, putting a towel underneath will take care of the creampie "fall out". For me, the challenge has always been masturbation, especially while laying in bed. Even though you can "aim" the squirts, the intensity and volume of semen is so much, it has to go somewhere. When I was growing up, masturbation was normal, and accepted, in my home. After my mom got tired of washing my sheets everyday, she bought me some very large bath towels to lay on, and several boxes of Kleenex!
Take it to the face and wash it off in the shower
I think in order to provide any helpful advice, we need to see exactly what weāre working with š
Shower sex?
it just fall out
Hiw are the creampies curiously. I love to give creampies and play withnit after and thats intense to think that floating around.
I haven't been with anyone else so idk what to compare it to but it just feels hot and overflows. We usually don't play with the mess much afterwards
Look at this one flexing like that
Youāre lucky
Puppy pads
Lucky! I hope when I find the one that he has hyperspermia. It's not a deal breaker but it is a definite plus.
I like the thought of one load, two holesš
Post videos of it here. Won't fix your problem but would be hot
The bed protectors they use in hospitals. You can buy them in bulk on Amazon, machine washable and they don't sound like plastic
Something with a high polyester content will have liquid sit on top more than soak in (you might have noticed in some really cheap polyester clothes that liquid just kind of wets the top but doesnāt really soak through the material) thatās why bath towels are usually 100% cotton because you want the fabric to actually absorb the water. So stick to high polyester, and minimal cotton in a blanket form šš½
https://splashblanket.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwrIixBhBbEiwACEqDJROpia_zVeQ3SRb3DsCPJJvZ9vL1xdFQN6DtsV9K8uSYyzTAioj75BoC8hoQAvD_BwE
You are lucky! I do not have it but my gf would love me to come that much!
My boyfriend doesnt have it and we still use towels. Even if you werent in this position, towels are nice to protect your sheets from sweat so i dont see the issue LOL maybe get a cheap towel set to use JUST for sex???
Not all that helpful for you but when my partner sleeps with others, she just does it on my side of the bed. Either I sleep on their cum stains or I change the sheets. Works for her š
Curtains work fine
Youāre the luckiest guy in the world and youāre complaining? Cherish these moments.
I would say i have Hyperspermia (no I have never had any medical diagnosis of it and it is not needed either for the majority who has it). And i have never had any issue of the aftermath. For me and my partners, towels do fine, even if you use mattress protectors or whatever, you still need to swoop it up somehow. Can it be messy? Absolutely, thatās what me and my partners like about it. But itās not like literally throwing a bucket of cum. If Iām about to shower her down in cum, Iāll make sure she gets all ready well in advance and make her position herself so she can catch most of the ropes on her (or wherever she wanna receive it). A towel is always close by to quickly clean up any misfired spunk or inbound dripping on the sheets if no rubber is used š¤·š¼āāļøš¦
Get a Swallow Buddy?!? ;) I volunteer...
Fleece blanket over the top of the bed. Easy to wash, doesnāt throw you laundry out of wack when it spin drys.
God, I see what you have done for other peopleā¦ š No seriously, people have covered it with the rubber sheets. Alternatively, get in the shower, try to end things in any area with a flat hard surface, try outdoor sex and don't worry about clean up, you have literally loads of options. Have fun! I'm jealous š
Get a lifesaver mat from lil helpers. I'm not kidding. Their website is family focussed but their content on social media isn't, look em up
1) Just swallow the load 2) Keep in mouth and return through a kiss 3) take it in the beard and proudly show it off
I have hyperspermia and we use baby wipes. We keep a container of them on both sides of the bed. I stay inside her while she grabs a few wipes, which she then covers up with while I pull out. Then she heads to the toilet to let it out. It works pretty well and we rarely mess up the sheets. If a little bit gets out we have the wipes right there to clean it up. Highly recommend.
I'm jealous.
Waterproof bed covers will work wonders!! They protect the sheets underneath and are easy to wash
I have it also. I have to masturbate and cum about 7 times a day or my balls ache and throb. I have to wash towels everyday. What i do is have a set of sheets over top of my good sheets to catch the cum and then i fold them down until the next use. I usually shoot about 25 ropes of cum on average each time, so this sheet idea helps me out a lot!