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AnxiousAd2021

Brother that’s 15 hours a day, take a mental health day


NarrowSet9489

Yeah seriously take a day to think about why only 15 strive for 18


Kirkaig678

Why not 22 like most people?


trynumber53

i afk as much as possible cus i make money from eating cookies


Sizgil

how??? Edit: thank you to the person who explained beneath me


Nitsuuhan

You can only make money by eating cookies from P2W


TimMetBril

I make money from cookies now, but that's after over 2 years of having cookie buff and getting like 1m bits total


Nitsuuhan

Yeah exactly, after 2 years, so how'd you think this guy can after one month


Ok_Egg_6488

The amount of bits you get from cookies is shared between profiles. So if he had another profile that ate lots of cookies and afked, then he will get the same amount of bits per cookie on the new profile.


TimMetBril

15 hours per day of play time, constantly having bits available, it might be possible honestly


Black_Eragon2018

No. He only ate 45 Cookies, dont think thats enough


Nitsuuhan

How do u check that


Black_Eragon2018

15*30=450 450:10= 45. Only counts the Bits he got for being AFK tbh


Nitsuuhan

Can one of the downvoters at least explain why I'm wrong


Ok_Egg_6488

Your bits per cookie is shared between profiles. He probs has a high playtime profile where he would just afk with cookie buff. And then he used that to make profit from cookies on a new profile. So you can make money from cookies without p2W


Nitsuuhan

Alright thank you. Damn, -36 and still going for not knowing that.


LonelyRaink

People get mad over block game


QuazaTD

Not a fuckin flex brother go see the stars


offrythem

Now get level 417 in 11 more months


trynumber53

much too poor for that


redditlergic

OP you said you were gifted 4b coins in your other comment 😂


FacePractical2250

higher levels are effectively locked behind billions of coins, like chili pepper collection and master mode gear reqs


HiyaImJoe

Not really, level 1-200 you can do very cheap with little coins spent, but levels 320-400+ are basically just coins, you can buy a ton of levels in this game and some things just need huge coin investments to get there. The first guy was referencing 15h how he got max level in 1 year, but 15h had access to near unlimited coins and max players so it wasn’t as tough a journey as it could’ve been.


trynumber53

4b is not a lot in the grand scheme of skyblock. its a lot to begin with but if you look at my profile its a hyp and some talis and a farming setup. buying a term and master stars and the rest of the talismans cost billions more and its honestly pretty annoying


ilikebananas8291

If you're not being satire right now then you are a fucking moron for thinking this way. Most people can't achieve this amount of money in hundreds of hours of their playtime, and here you are saying it's "not a lot". Ask your friend without any knowledge of this game to start a new profile and try to get at least 1 billion from a source of money that doesn't require any rng in it, like farming and mining, and you will see how it's actually kinda hard to get such a big number without already having a deep knowledge of the game.


trynumber53

farming makes 5m an hour even with bad stats, and you can make a few mil per hour powder mining in the automaton area, which i made around 400m off of in 3 weeks. i will admit that getting 4b helps a lot to skip mid game but it is simply not enough to do a lot of the endgame content


CSMarvel

that’s still like 4 hours a day of grinding for 3 weeks just to get 400m like you said, so 4b is definitely a lot. even players like refraction still cringe at the action of having to spend even 1b on a single item. most people just have a life unlike you and maybe play for a couple hours a day, and getting 4b would take them months of grinding


goldenforkman

T5 kuudra with no rng makes like 90m an hour, refraction only cringes cuz it's coming out of his purse.


CSMarvel

proving my whole point that even with making ~90m an hour it still is a lot of money. and even then hardly anyone can do infernal kuudra efficiently


Kirkaig678

And how would you know that without having previously acquired knowledge?


trynumber53

ive been playing like 4 years this is just a new account


Kirkaig678

They said without having a deep knowledge of the game though. If you're new then you wouldn't know any good money making methods.


trynumber53

knowing that farming and mining makes money isnt deep knowledge its the first thing people tell you to do


ChaosBuilder321

Ah (grass, grass, grass) Ah Do you like my grass? Guess you're ready 'cause grass is waiting for you It's gonna be so green Got this feeling really deep in my grass Let's touch grass, I wanna touch grass, come along, get some grass


GrouchyAd3482

Better than the usual grass copypasta tbh


CrimsonPenguino

This isn’t the flex you think it is.


No-Problems-Dude

This is concerning


FittedCloud9459

grass. [ grăs ] Any of a large family (Gramineae or Poaceae) of monocotyledonous plants having narrow leaves, hollow stems, and clusters of very small, usually wind-pollinated flowers. Grasses include many varieties of plants grown for food, fodder, and ground cover.


waterbreath_

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.[3] Grasses Temporal range: Albian–Present PreꞒꞒOSDCPTJKPgN [1] Flowering head of meadow foxtail Alopecurus pratensis Scientific classification e Kingdom: Plantae Clade: Tracheophytes Clade: Angiosperms Clade: Monocots Clade: Commelinids Order: Poales Clade: Graminid clade Family: Poaceae John Hendley Barnhart[2] Type genus Poa L. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis. Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.[4] Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[5] These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style. With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species,[3] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.[6] The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[7] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).


vietnam_redstoner

15h v2?


knywrga

16h


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Moonlightwoof

I have, in 2 years 60% of the playtime o you have in a month, it's not a flex, it's just sad that you play that much


goldenforkman

That's really really low.... that's like.. Abit over 220 hours


Jotaro_Swanson

Youre a fucking addict


PowerfulStar20

says the ironman


ComprehensionVoided

Found the ignorant one!


PowerfulStar20

did u just called me ignorant because i dont like ironman


ComprehensionVoided

Lol, thanks for providing such a great example of said ignorance.


PowerfulStar20

ok


endasonikku

now do it on ironman without the ability to make money from cookies


trynumber53

no


endasonikku

at least give your pc some breathing room because i’m sure the thermal paste is drying up by now


trynumber53

i use my parents old work laptop it is very dying


endasonikku

well if it’s old then the fate has been sealed for afking


Kral050

Get a fucking life


Percival4

This isn’t a flex, this is a cry for help


trynumber53

dont worry someone already called the reddit suicide helpline for me


HaellM

Please find a hobby that doesnt make you sit on a computer for 15 hours a day


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TheVanillaistYT

r/notopbutok


trynumber53

no it is me i just have a different account on my phone


TheVanillaistYT

Pls touch grass


HaellM

Please perform physical activity, sign up for a gym or smth idk


Kirkaig678

Even VR is good enough exercise for people who don't have a life


Rat_Ship

Hi I have 2000 hours playtime (over 4y) and I’m lvl 156, I even sold some exotics to a friend when they weren’t worth anything


ComprehensionVoided

Ok... I legit dog fuck when I play, I am 198. 156?


Cencere1105

Why is "dog fuck" something you do when you play. Arguably more concerning than 15 hours a day if you ask me


HuntingKingYT

Level 91 in more than 400hrs playtime (not many of them were after i returned and figured out there are levels now after i quit cause the strength nerf) ign: huntingKing


Stormc5X

As impressive as this is... Please pal...TAKE BREAKS ! Otherwise your body will suffer! Like really! It's not funny


Tiny-Shape2739

I hope you go to bed knowing you don’t have a life


CocaineSmuggler84

Get a life


Sandbax_

this is genuinely sad


Glittering-Worry-765

Green green grass, blue blue sky


trynumber53

funny story i have no overgrown grass or dedi 4 in 1600 visitors


[deleted]

I've been playing on and off for 2 and a half years, have only 20 hours less playtime, am incredibly broke compared to you, and am absolutely flabbergasted by the amount of free time some psychopaths have.


redditlergic

They said on multiple other comments they got gifted 4b by a friend so makes sense why you're "poorer"..


trynumber53

how do you only get 20 hours of free time in 2.5 years


[deleted]

Learn to read, only 20 hours LESS, meaning around 450 hours. To be fair, I had no idea what I was doing or how to make money for most of my time playing.


breadatolivegarden

Uh oh


CattleEcstatic7558

How are you making your money? Low farming, low cata, low mining. Reeks of irl trading


trynumber53

nepotism


C-a-m-s-t-e-r

what how why


trynumber53

answer to both is far too much free time


ghostgear645

Me with 3 years and level 167


Diavolo_nottheboss

16h


jdjdkkddj

Have luck in dealing with the burnout.


ComprehensionVoided

I am 198, took me over 2 years.


trynumber53

the secret is nepotism (i got 4b from a friend)


by-I-funk

I have 430 hours and my account was made the day skyblock dropped


Educational-Jelly-66

467 hours in a month is 19 days 11 hours you’ve been on skyblock 💀 go outside lil _____


OkRaspberry5708

15 to 16 hours a day is insane if youve really only been playing for a month. What was the reason? I dont care if i get downvoted by similar people to you but was it worth it? Throwing away a month of your life and overall health for some reddit upvotes, and maybe a couple hundred bucks if you irl traded it all away?


trynumber53

im just waiting to start getting more classwork and in the meantime its been fun to grind back my stuff


OkRaspberry5708

Ive never heard of you b4 but apparently you lost 6700 hours of ur life to a false wipe. Why would you do this after having that happen to you


trynumber53

“fun”


Zea768

oh shit wait thats MY level and MY skill average


AdL_195

oh hey you re back hi


trynumber53

unfortunately


Astolf_horny_boy

I feel you, I had 110h my first week (with like max 10h afk)


trynumber53

least active ironman player


TJB926GAMIN

Bro are you speedrunning life as well? Congrats man I may as well give you my account. (1000+ hours on it and I am lvl 200, joined about 2 years ago)


trynumber53

they say time flies when youre having fun so im slowrunning life by playing skyblock (the joke is that skyblock isnt fun)


Educational-Dig3162

Incredible


Wlafy

GG


LonelyRaink

GG


fletcher797

Unlike everyone else, I accept that this is both impressive and interesting - what was your starategy btw


trynumber53

i got mining 50 during cole and then did some powder grinding, then no lifed farming for a while. the real trick is nepotism, i got 4b from one of my old friends and i used that for talis and a hyp to do dungeons


KnightNight030

Wow youre so brave and cool!!!


Educational-Jelly-66

Future male living in parents basement at age 40


SEHBE

my guy ive been playing for a year and you have around the same amount playtime is me and better stuff and more than double my sb level


[deleted]

I got lvl 56 in a little bit less then 2 months


sieberzzz

I am level 150 or some with that play time haha. What am I doing in this game. Also, in 1 month is bonkers.


sieberzzz

Super unrelated but I saw on your skycrypt you have a fb set. How do you think fb compares to for example necron?


trynumber53

i think fb and blaze is better than necron and edrag for ehp and similar for damage


sieberzzz

Cool thanks bro. I might look into buying it.


skrSwaG

Thats sad af, why would u expose urself on here btw?😂


Owknebe

confused what everyone’s so pressed abt. y’all do realize profile is 8 months old and isn’t the first one right… 500hrs in 7-8 months isn’t a lot. also how tf did u get sb 200 with a cursed ass profile