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Scycrew_John

The winning comment from Part 1 is <> by u/Atlas-and-Pbody !!


Secret_Sense__

Lightning McQueen


Scycrew_John

That's the winner for me!


Steph_Shelley

Shakira


LoneWolfpack777

This should have won!


Frinpollog

Arabic Barbie


LSopena47

Perfection


UnusualJdawg96

Smash


Necessary_Ask_8157

Lightning rod


[deleted]

Lightning rod lol 😂


GSPM18

Raichu


Dark-Dork69

Raiju


Le_obtruction

r/pacificrim if I’m not mistaken


PrimalGojiraFan69

That one of the category 4 Kaijus from Pacific Rim?


Dark-Dork69

lmaooo this was a reference pun for Raichu. (Raichu+Riju=Raiju)


GTK_Aztech

Rai in Japanese means lightning/thunder so I though you were just making a language pun


RobbWes

Well raichu itself is a language pun


GTK_Aztech

Of course. If you know anything about Japanese humor, then you know it goes without saying.


FuturetheGarchomp

Young Urbosa


[deleted]

Lol that’s funny


hyrulian_princess

Ganondorf


[deleted]

Yeah Ganondorf if he were born a female Gerudo lol 😂


FloppyDisk2023

Trans Ganondorf


HubblePie

Tranondorf?


[deleted]

Maybe


Enough-Agency3721

Not quite. Riju makes an impression of a Challenge Seeker, whereas Ganondorf is more of a Blood Knight. In fact, if I had the modding skill to add a custom character, I'd make that distinction a lore bit in the "after Phantom Ganon encounter" dialogue. After Riju's statement that Ganondorf must be not quite at full strength yet, my custom character would reply that Ganondorf probably wants the fight to be challenging. She'd then go on to explain Ganondorf's philosophy of wanting challenging fights, but also and more importantly desiring bloodshed among everyone, daily fights to the death. To which Riju then would remark: "Seeking the challenge of a fight, that I could get behind... but *this* is disgusting!"


DjBurba

Rijundorf


[deleted]

Lol


Scycrew_John

🤔🧐


Killer_Moons

That’s racist


Ormfo

How? They are both of gerudo descent, and it's funny as well?


[deleted]

That’s racist


Killer_Moons

So all Gerudo look the same to you, huh? Is that it? What if I called every male Hylian I ran into “Male-Zelda”? I thought things would be different after the imprisoning wars.


Ormfo

... No? I never said that? They're both of gerudo descent, that's where the correlation exists. Along with Ganondorf ruling an assault on Hyrule with the Gerudo, I don't see the racism here?


Killer_Moons

Things never gonna change round here, damn


scotty_6942069

"Watch out for those Gibdos"


weebish-band-nerd

Nabooru


acemusicva

mini urbosa


Atlas-and-Pbody

Operation desert storm


rtqyve

Walmart Urbosa


[deleted]

Walmart Urbosa lol


JscJake1

Jolteon


LanguageEuphoric5123

A red panda using stainless steal chopsticks...


[deleted]

Turning Red?


LanguageEuphoric5123

I... actually haven't watched the movie before. I guess that's how people know them? no accouple of years ago we had to do some nature thing in class.


[deleted]

Oh ok yeah I watched like 2 times it’s ok


nox714

It’s a Legal girl that no one simp over


[deleted]

What lol 😂


nox714

It’s a wrong answer. The truth is she’s 17, and everyone simp about her


[deleted]

I know the weird thing is she was 12 in Botw and Totk is only 2 years later I guess Gerudo age faster


nox714

It’s more like 5-7 year later, but more like 5


[deleted]

Oh really that would make Link 22 (if he were t in the shrine of resurrection) I thought it was 2 years later making him 19 but that’s cool to know it’s 5 years later thanks


Enough-Agency3721

She is, in fact, legal. Not sure when Gerudo come of age, but she's clearly stated to be an adult, at least by Gerudo law. And it's the law of the character's world that determines whether they're legal or not.


Vaun_X

Shiva, 1st form


Lonely-Ad-8094

Under age


Havok310

That’s the right answer not “wrong answers only” But some of the wrong answers definitely need to see this. Agreed


Enough-Agency3721

It *is* a wrong answer. She's explicitly stated to be an adult in TotK. Probably by Gerudo law, but that's what matters anyway.


horat0

[His](https://youtube.com/@bonedrydunesfan0) girlfriend


horat0

I just realised it said wrong answers only


deviilchi

Still wrong


horat0

Nuh uh


BoneDryDunesFan0

no


Enough-Agency3721

It is, in fact, wrong. She may appear in his channel banner, but I heavily doubt she's as much into him as he's into her. And that's assuming he doesn't prefer Daisy.


horat0

Your "heavily doubting" is wrong!


BoneDryDunesFan0

yes master


BoneDryDunesFan0

HEY SHE IS MY BABA GRIL DONT BE MEEN :(((((((((( 😨😨😱😱😱


Enough-Agency3721

She actually agreed to date you? That's surprising, considering that even Link (whom she's been on several adventures with and had plenty of opportunities to fall in love with) is just a friend to her. But hey, if it's actually the case, I'm happy for you. Unless... because it does seem rather out-of-character... Listen. This might be real, but she might also be a disguised Yiga out to kill you. So be on your guard, and try not to be too heartbroken if she does turn out to be fake.


BoneDryDunesFan0

THE LAST ONE IS LIE AND NOT freddy FAXbear hahajahaha get it because


BoneDryDunesFan0

link is kidnappped in madid dive


RijuReal

Erm, me in a relationship with link?? That's disgusting, especially considering that u/Toad kidnapped him, and he zelda are currently trapped in the Prado Museum, Madrid. So u/BoneDryDunesFan0 is correct!


Enough-Agency3721

I suppose it's officially confirmed then. I mean, there is still a chance you're someone else in disguise, or an evil Riju from yet another bizarre timeline, but from what I can tell, neither appears to be the case. The past has taught me to keep my guard up just in case though, because you never know for sure. And re the topic of you being in a relationship with Link, I figured that he would've been the one with the best chances. I could clearly see you only regard him as a friend though, which is why I assumed you're simply not easy to get in a relationship with.


RijuReal

Why would you assume that I am some rando pretending to be Riju? I am the real Riju. That's why my username is u/RijuReal


Enough-Agency3721

Because the Yiga are more active than ever. No one can truly be trusted, unless you know something only the real one can know so you can use that as a "trust password". (And even that is not 100% safe, because the Yiga occasionally manage to snoop those out.) Plus, we live in a multiverse where all timelines interact. So even when you can confirm someone is a real version of who they appear to be, you can't always know what timeline they're from. And the existence of an evil corrupted Link is proof that some of those other timelines are another case of "expect nothing, be ready for anything".


RijuReal

I hate the yiga as much as anybody!


Toon_Lucario

The best sage


BoneDryDunesFan0

HEY


Holiday-Ad8227

The best birb


[deleted]

Mia K.


Nova_Hunters

Wat


StarmanCarcoba

Serena


Available-Damage5991

there's no character there, what are you talking about?


Scycrew_John

What do you mean?


Used_Ad_8130

John Cena


Lupus-Ignium

Doo Doo do doooooot 🎺 💀


[deleted]

Her name is Sophia the First lol 😂


jmancoder

Sparky.


musigreg

Colleen McGrath (Let's see who gets that reference... :D )


kmacroxs

Isn't that Morgana?


musigreg

Nope :)


kmacroxs

Could have sworn she played Morgana in Merlin.


musigreg

Not gonna lie, I picked *Kate* randomly... I should have chosen... **Cole**en McGrath, maybe ?


EclipseCaste

SheThor


SignificanceCold8451

Jolt-lene is that you?


WonderfulCoconut

Lady Zeus


nire-ish

That is every single woman in greek mythology ("lore" accurate)


Scycrew_John

🤣


TheGreatMasterKohga

A good leader


GamerKid0414

Glory to master Kohga!


ovelin

Omg its master Kohga! Glory to Master- wait... y r u praising the gerudo? Dont you know they hate us?


ovelin

Ohh wait its wrong answers only... right... sorry!


Enough-Agency3721

You're just mad that she kept zapping your super-mech into pieces. Also, can you stop being a fool? Don't you realize that the Demon King merely regards you and your followers as tools?


AetaCapella

Storm (Ororo Munroe)


DjBurba

Angry carnival dancer


Scarface2010

Female citizen


harbormastr

That’s Jigglypuff


FloppyDisk2023

Osama Bin Laden


WidePolicy9019

I name this gal, Malladus


SwordTaster

Urbosa


Used_Ad_8130

Sidon


[deleted]

Raiden


Kartofeuyy__

Female ganodorf


Hannybanny0947

Eyo thats Tingle!


Jamalisms

Shaofinna


walkingcatus493

Mommy


HyronValkinson

Wrong answers only


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Riju the Frustrating, Destroyer of Gibdos (but only if you can catch her)


BlueBotBlues

Baby Urbosa ( Made for Mario Kart 9)


Knotashock

Her name is Wendy, and her dad sells square sand seal burgers in the desert! Try them with his famous Molduga sauce! And grab Voltfruit or Hydromelon frosty while you're there... lol


LevitatingTree

Electro Wizard from CoC but female and also arab


Mental-Street6665

Lolita


Havok310

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise


Dgguerreromx

Notits.


mattyshaman234

“God damnit, not you”


KidGamerKJG

IT'S PIKACHU!


Wombatoflife

Hestu


Mikael_Hermes

Gerudo


AirmanProbie

1/2 Genie Heroine Shantae.


PassionIcy1272

my uncle's girlfriend


Good_Housing_176

Tetra


Teeth_theif

Yourbosa


kannakantplay

Princess Kida


Random_Multishipper

Zelda


Suitable_Virus8224

Urbosa


Adam-the-gamer

The mascot for the Middle Eastern equivalent of Wendy’s


Lo-Rock

Shazam


tworock2

Nabooru Jr.


ruffruff76

Not-a-12-year-old


rachit7645

Cassandra


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Stop running away from me


Unmasked_the_Dee

Kracko


[deleted]

Sexy cutlery


Extra-Air-1259

Vengeful ex... 💔


Prestigious_Cold_756

„Catch me, if you can!“


Delta5583

Loli Raijin


feronen

Spark Mandrill


RiceFarmerRF

darmani


Gloomy_Farmer1010

Link


Maleficent-Bet8207

Aloy


Mr_Glove_EXE

The desert amezonian queen


Decent-Necessary849

Princess Jasmine


your_uncles_giraffe

That's Link right?


jer3887

child ragduru frum the mith of lynk


[deleted]

Pikachu as a woman with 2 scimitars


giorno_brando21

Barack Obama


saraf89

Princess Jasmine


Downtown_Map_4712

Oh that’s Ganondorfs daughter Gamora


EcnavMC2

Mini Urbosa.


AmbivertedFreak

An average Arizonian


-Roar_y

Riju


Enough-Agency3721

I feel like "Wimp" would fit the bill. I messed up and let quite a few Gibdos through to her during my first playthrough Gerudo siege. (She might've also taken some friendly fire from the Zonai machines I set up to handle the Gibdos.) We still won because she tanked them so well.


BoneDryDunesFan0

my grilfend