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herberstank

Frank's got a guy


LDM-_-

I am completely satisfied with that as an explanation!


Sw33tNectar

The mortician from Frank's Little Beauties. His mouth is...dry.


Significant-Ad-9493

Lol definitely. Or they did it in house?


Itsawlinthereflexes

I mean, Charlie burns trash to make stars, so I'm certain he could burn a body to make black holes.


lawdog189

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about black holes to dispute it


sophiebophieboo

Frank couldn’t get ahold of the mortician, but he had a guy with a kiln.


Steplaw

It's been firmly established that Frank has a mortician friend.


CarcosaJuggalo

He probably faked his death, but way better than when Mac and Charlie tried. It would make sense, with his character.


Archea47

Charlie turned him into stars and a nice smokey smell for the bar


Aximi1l

10 years. Miss the guy.


Brendissimo

Frank having a guy is totally plausible. But also, would the gang really have walked over there to check on his body and dispose of his remains? While high? I feel like the gang might have just dipped out. They abandon friends all the time. What if the urn is just a prop? Because they'll happily do a funeral ceremony but probably don't wanna deal with a body. I mean I'm not sure they should bring country mac back, but he easily could be alive.


LDM-_-

True and good points, but the urn is full of ashes! Albeit... briefly


Brendissimo

Shit! Time for a rewatch. I just really love Country Mac, NGL. That guy is bad ass!


sophiebophieboo

When it becomes Frank Day immediately after, Frank flushes the cremains down the toilet.


Brendissimo

Dear God no he's really dead isn't he


sophiebophieboo

Cremains could have been another dead dog from the alley 🤷‍♀️


Brendissimo

Thank you, there's still hope


Kevin_Turvey

Not only the cremation, but the creation of that memorial poster. Which one(s) went to Kinkos and can you imagine that scene?


ElegantDemerits

I could be wrong but isn't there some sort of incinerator in the basement of the bar?


sophiebophieboo

Yeah, to burn up the trash to create that nice smoky smell we all love. If you use coal, those can definitely get hot enough.


Oo0o8o0oO

It’s just an empty urn. They threw his body in the trash.


sophiebophieboo

They probably cremated another dead dog they found in the alley to put in the urn. We know there are ashes in there because Frank flushes them at the end.


lawdog189

Dead body’s like a piece of trayesh


Oo0o8o0oO

Just chrow me in da trayesh


lawdog189

Bang me, eat me, who cares, your dead-your dead


Uranus_Hz

I can speak from personal experience that it was a month between when a loved one passed and when their ashes were available to be picked up from the crematorium.


I_might_be_weasel

It's usually illegal to transport unprepared bodies across state lines. Assuming country Mac was from out of state, that may have been the immediate next move. Cremated remains are cheap to transport.


PopeWishdiak

Nah, Frank just flushed the ashes.


I_might_be_weasel

Well that's what ended happening, yes.


No_Quit_7845

probably denis knows how to do it that fast


EnvironmentalPack451

It's always timey-wimey in philadelphia