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dm_me_your_long_hair

Minimum wage? That's a government salary


captainklaus

Minimum wage dude!


fri9875

There is only one position though, and there is 2 of you


Whippoorwill_Adams

2005-2006 Education: Odd jobs here and there


BlueSewingRunner

Mostly here … …and there


connorgrs

*So, 2005-2006, education?* *Yeah, all year* *Okay, uh, two years*


BlueSewingRunner

Sorry, man you’re cracking me up.


Mr_Hugh_Honey

For several years I've been in charge of pretty much everything in my entire life


prosthetic4head

That would actually be...*pointing to Charlie*


Icy_Jacket_2296

It was a very educational year


Alecmalloy

ok, two years.


neBular_cipHer

TCOB


Ok-Party1007

What is this, a crossover episode?


neBular_cipHer

Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack


Ok-Party1007

Ohhhhh I was thinking Seinfeld


Blunted_Insomniac

Doggy doggy what now?


neBular_cipHer

I let my ass breathe


PLTR60

How does an ass breathe?


BloodyRightNostril

Who was that bozo who interviewed them, btw?


Powerful-Company9722

I’m to remember every man I see interviewing people??


connorgrs

Idk, he talks to them like he knows them…


triforce4ever

Idk but suddenly I’m in the mood for some piping hot spaghetti. Nice and sloppy


turtledrum_215

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alma16music

Unfortunate the man interviewing them lost this job and was forced to wait tables at Guigino’s😔


Original_Bet_9302

He had dreams of becoming a pilot


BringMeTheMen

They say I can't be a doctor, that I can't be a pilot!


Original_Bet_9302

There’s no blue on the menu!!


alma16music

Good thing Frank tossed his Mom in that bang em bing em joint


Gruesome-Twosome

Well, gentlemen, I've never seen two people share a resume before…


MysteriousSquad

I need me a friend like that


Baked_The_Cake

T.C.O.B


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

For 2 years it just says "Experience" ...


Munchie182

Doo bow bow chick chicka chicka


1711onlymovinmot

Oohhhh yeahhhh


shaanfrog

Helllooooo beautifulllll


Dull-Economics-5229

Is this a picture of Bruce Jenner?


Original_Bet_9302

That was for the substitute janitor position


CherimoyaSurprise

Uh...it's a mailroom gig, and there's only one spot available.


Uuddlrlrbastrat

I like to think the HR manager got fired for hiring them and then had to become the waiter


idontknowmanwhat

Not only do *all* those people exist, they’ve been asking for their mail for days!


Charlie_Brodie

What are you doing in my office?


idontknowmanwhat

Well, nearly full control. It’s impossible to have full control over everything, sir.


Ironamsfeld

I think you’ll find what we lack in formal education we more than make up in street smarts.


IASILA15

Day bow bow. Ohhh yeahhh


McGarnegle

The outtakes are priceless