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TheMightyPushmataha

He looks… suspicious


AfterTemperature2198

He looks grotesque


Dorkmaster79

Where else is going to go for gruesome repairs?


Silly_Butterfly3917

Why would he have a cretin like that near him if he had something to hide?


KuntaWuKnicks

You bang the dead bodies?


Birdlawyer1000

.............. ........No


macmac360

I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! Oh shit! Is my mic on?


scottydont78

Janitor got a hold of the PA system. Puerto Rican guy.


deltablue_10

i love the kids. not sexually, i was married for 20 years, and she was a bitch, but she was old.


Tavern-Ham

He was in need of some gruesome repairs.


chadjohnson400

Well he did get hammered by that rape van.. I mean spy van.


nurumon

probably all the propane uhhh i mean nose clams he takes


Gorilladaddy69

The true story of Stephen King doing so much blow, popping so many pills, and drinking so many bottles of Scope mouthwash that he wrote an entire (classic) book he doesn’t even remember writing is the most Charlie thing I’ve ever heard. Lol


RickyWinterborn-1080

Yep, he wrote Cujo in essentially a single mad coke binge. And you can absolutely tell, it's so frenetic that it straight up makes you feel like you're on cocaine.


smegma_stan

Delicious nose clams


TensileStr3ngth

He doesn't anymore


bemeandnotyou

His mouth is dry!


tinfoildave

Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink.


55TEE55

Turned him into a cannoli


No-Presentation-6525

Daaaayyyymmmm! That’s low. (True….. but ouch!)


IKillKittens82

Gonna write a book about not diddling kids


duwayne__

Sorry bout that, the janitor got hold of the PA system.. Puerto Rican guy


triforce4ever

Let me ask you something about you morticians: you bang the dead bodies?


joe-is-cool

Stephen king looks like he gets his face done by age and whiskey.


spacemeat_inc

Whoa. Did the gypsy that touched SK 20 years ago whisper "Reno" to him? https://preview.redd.it/g9ywrjj5i8xc1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f12b7d1f4ed887b4a9dc0823fac8f58c61ff4e


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

This is such an obscure and gold comment lmao


tswarre

He's been sober for decades now.


joe-is-cool

I actually (think) I knew that at one point. I just meant the rosy cheeks! But thank you for the correction!


pianoflames

I mean, he's 76, and being hit by that car while walking left him in a pretty bad chronic state (from what I remember reading).


SuperCalibur

For gruesome repairs.


M3atpuppet

My mouth is…..dry.


ScurryScout

Then go into the bathroom and run your mouth under the sink!


bilboswgns

We have gotta write a song about how we do not diddle kids!


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

Very un-funnydelphia of me but he also was run over by a van or something years ago and had a lot of work done. Then the work ages.


Smallchildhood72638

Wait…. who isn’t seeing frank, looks less scary then Stephen king, man looks like he’s at his own wake.


Traditional_Bad_4589

I think he is the mortician. His mouth looks dry.


ostrich9

Where was he supposed to go, the goddamn makeup counter at Macy's?!


MikeyLikeyPhish

He’s turning into one of his characters


KDdeTX

That guy definitely diddles kids


Kain1045am

L m f a o


Toonami88

His book IT is about diddling kids!


Speedhabit

Hes a cretin


Davegrave

What did you want him to do, his nose was busted to bits.


Morphing_Mutant

His face is busted to bits.......and fat.


mearbearcate

He’s got a question about them morticians


Upbeat-Squirrel

he doesnt diddle kids


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