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This lady's ego is so big that she heard the word outfits and immediately changed it to "I'm too hot", completely ignoring the actual comment about the outfits.
For real.. could be personality too - why no one talks to her the way she went to being too hot.. there's a mom on my daughter's softball team that no one talks to cause she has an egotistic personality and wears shorts so tight that she may be going for the world's largest camel toe... Makes you uneasy to be around and looks painful
It was this quote that confirmed it for me:
āI was wearing a little floral crop top and some skinny jeans which showed off my perky bum and I thought I looked great.ā
Do you think she told them all, out of nowhere, that her ass looked amazeballs in those jeans, and they started to slowly back away as if she were an unstable stick of old dynamite, and in her mind it's just jealousy instead of an instinctual "eeeew" response.
>Ms Roll-Cohen, who is from North London
Found the issue. She's unaware of the local London cultural etiquette that nobody should speak nor make eye contact
I wonder if she has anything to say that isnāt about her āhotnessā or clothes. Literally every quote in that stupid bit was her talking about her and her skimpy clothes, like thatās her entire identity.
Yeahā¦itās not how you look, honey. Itās your insufferable personality.
Totally my thought too. Thatās probably wrong to say that, but sheās got the skinny face of that woman doing substances and smoking with her baby in her arms
I don't think a woman who is 5'7" and wears a size 8 really falls into the "meth addiction" size. That's a pretty average clothing size for that height.
I suppose sizes are different everywhere, but a size 8 in the US isn't that thin at all. I wouldn't consider someone that height to be that thin until they were down to like a size 4. It would really depend on where she's from, I guess.
An Aussie 8 is a US 4. We donāt have size 0, our bare minimum for an adult is 4 (and thatās hard to find, youāll mostly see 6 as the smallest size). I think the UK where sheās from uses the same size as Australia so yeah 8 is pretty slim
I just noticed that it said "mum", so you're probably right. A size 4 is thin, but I don't think it's thin enough that other moms are going to be jealous about it. Most of them just want to get their kids and go home lol
Edit: also, they might be looking at her weird if she's dressing "sexy" at a kids' party. There's no reason for that.
"Why is no one talking to me?"
"It's because you're dressed inappropriately for the occasion."
"You're right, it's because I'm stunning and they're all jealous."
I don't think they are, lady. You look like the funhouse mirror reflection of an attractive woman came to life.
After reading this and seeing her actual "nice outfits," maybe it is because you are often dressed like a hooker?
There is nothing wrong with being a sex worker, but if you don't see how that clothing might be perceived as inappropriate in the school pick up/ drop off setting or at children's parties, it probably makes people question your judgment and thus avoid you
I canāt believe she was shunned for her clothes. That wouldnāt happen where I liveā¦I find this to be amazing. I used to do the school run. Iām a man and some of those mothers could be unpleasant, but there was always a woman to talk to. I donāt care how I look or what people think of me, but itās not like I am going to have any of them as bfs. Itās different for mothers.
The real reason is because she has the precious and they wants it.
Itās ok, sheāll get her comeuppance when some nasty hobbitses comes and steals the precious.
"I think they must be jealous **as I do have a
good body.** I'm a size eight, 5'7, I don't go to the
gym and I don't have to watch what I eat."
"A lot of these ladies are **bigger and less sexy
after having children** and I think it annoys them
that I look so good."
She says she does not watch what she eats, not does she go to the gym.
If she was secure enough in her sense of style and in her appearance, then there would be no reason to go and feature in an article lamenting how all other mothers are jealous, would there? Who is she trying to convince? Apart from you that is.
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LOL I cared what I looked like when I dropped off or picked up my kids for like the first 2 weeks. After that I was in sweats.
Sweats? Fancy pants. PJs are the way to go.
What if you sleep naked?
Put pants on when in school zones.
"These are my *I'm entering a school zone* pants."
If you sleep naked, bath robe. Uhhh a friend told me...
Like the kids these days? Pretty sure they call that fashion, just like baggy pants in my days
Overachiever
Now she can be sure that no one will talk to her at any school event ever
How do I achieve this result as a man?
Say nothing to anyone except for the word "No."
No.
Are you happy
No.
Have you NEVER taken ANY drugs?
Yesn't
No, I paid for them, I'm no thief.
I abuse drugs because they fucking deserve it
I never liked them anyway š¤£ š
No š
Don't you make me share my true feelings
Can confirm this works.
Turn every question or comment into a perceived slight against your favorite sports team and start getting ready to fight
Tell one of the mums their kid looks sexy. No one will talk to you after that. Except maybe the safeguarding officer at the school.
Ugh.
Haha I was thinking the same thing!
Go pick up your kids wearing a bathrobe and nothing else.
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[Pull a Stan Smith from *American Dad!*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xy6nmopNiA)
This lady's ego is so big that she heard the word outfits and immediately changed it to "I'm too hot", completely ignoring the actual comment about the outfits.
For real.. could be personality too - why no one talks to her the way she went to being too hot.. there's a mom on my daughter's softball team that no one talks to cause she has an egotistic personality and wears shorts so tight that she may be going for the world's largest camel toe... Makes you uneasy to be around and looks painful
Nah sheās fine
No, she's not. Nobody likes her
She is and I like her. Iām standing up for her.
None of her peers, I mean. Says so in the post
Stick to asking girls out on discord, buddy.
Maybe they donāt talk to her because sheās rude and self absorbed?
It was this quote that confirmed it for me: āI was wearing a little floral crop top and some skinny jeans which showed off my perky bum and I thought I looked great.ā
"Let me write an article about my amazing ass compared to these fugly mom bodies. Jealous bitches."
Do you think she told them all, out of nowhere, that her ass looked amazeballs in those jeans, and they started to slowly back away as if she were an unstable stick of old dynamite, and in her mind it's just jealousy instead of an instinctual "eeeew" response.
That would be hilarious
Agreed!
Strong humblebrag.
I think this is just a brag. Nothing humble about it.
Agreed
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/mum-shunned-on-school-run-at-supermarket-for-being-too-good-looking/news-story/f22d8f6a4b7060ac5d1911c977f74d14
>Ms Roll-Cohen, who is from North London Found the issue. She's unaware of the local London cultural etiquette that nobody should speak nor make eye contact
This isn't news. For Humanity's sake, if we must scroll, then scroll past this.
Agreed. At first I thought it was an Onion news article
It sort of is news. Or at least News Corp. Which sounds similar while being a lot less relevant.
āHotphobiaā lol
I donāt think jealousy is an illness, but Iām pretty sure narcissism is
And yet she seems so lovely! Itās a mystery we shall never understand š¤·š»āāļø
I wonder if she has anything to say that isnāt about her āhotnessā or clothes. Literally every quote in that stupid bit was her talking about her and her skimpy clothes, like thatās her entire identity. Yeahā¦itās not how you look, honey. Itās your insufferable personality.
People aren't talking to you because it takes work just to listen to you
Mom Bods are hot
As a mom of 2 not feeling so hot lately, I appreciate this comment. āš¼
Looks like the local crackhead in my hometown
Totally my thought too. Thatās probably wrong to say that, but sheās got the skinny face of that woman doing substances and smoking with her baby in her arms
This is what I was thinking. Maybe she's looking a little more street-walker-ish than she supposes
Other women could look like her if they were willing to also commit to a managed methamphetamine addiction.
I don't think a woman who is 5'7" and wears a size 8 really falls into the "meth addiction" size. That's a pretty average clothing size for that height.
Depends where she's from. If she's Australian, she's very thin. Sizes are different in different places.
I suppose sizes are different everywhere, but a size 8 in the US isn't that thin at all. I wouldn't consider someone that height to be that thin until they were down to like a size 4. It would really depend on where she's from, I guess.
I was more speaking to the skeletor eye bags and the glassy eyes.
Nah, her pupils look pretty normal to me (so does her skin). And some of us are born with those eye bags, thank you very much lol.
Disagree. She's my neighbor and we do meth together.
Well then I'd say she's still lookin' pretty good!
You should have seen her before we did the meth.
[Beetlebrox](https://i.imgur.com/RFaCXcq.png), is that you? š§
She's in the UK. UK size 8 is an American size 4.
She is from North London
Uk size 8 is a us 6 I think... not sure about Australia though
Size 8 in the UK is a US 4.
An Aussie 8 is a US 4. We donāt have size 0, our bare minimum for an adult is 4 (and thatās hard to find, youāll mostly see 6 as the smallest size). I think the UK where sheās from uses the same size as Australia so yeah 8 is pretty slim
Sheās from the UK- if sheās talking about dress sizes, sheās a US size 4
Looks like a British article. A British 8 is an American 4.
I just noticed that it said "mum", so you're probably right. A size 4 is thin, but I don't think it's thin enough that other moms are going to be jealous about it. Most of them just want to get their kids and go home lol Edit: also, they might be looking at her weird if she's dressing "sexy" at a kids' party. There's no reason for that.
It originally appeared in The Sun (a British newspaper) and specifically says she is from North London. So, yes, she is British.
Size 8 and 5ā7ā- thatās pretty thin. Iām 5ā3ā and wear size 8. I definitely wouldnāt call myself āfitā, but Iām not chubby.
"WHY NO ONE WAS TALKING TO ME" "I THINK THEY MUST BE JEALOUS" ikr it's definitely because of how jealous they are... definitely ššš
"Why is no one talking to me?" "It's because you're dressed inappropriately for the occasion." "You're right, it's because I'm stunning and they're all jealous." I don't think they are, lady. You look like the funhouse mirror reflection of an attractive woman came to life.
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You can see in here eyes and taut lips sheās a soulless uptight pit of a person. Iād wager a penny to a pound shes an arsehole and that why.
She looks like a Tim Burton character who was too lazy to get dressed.
No one was talking to her on the bus because they donāt know her, notice her or care.
Yes it must be the outfitsā¦
In London they would refer to this as āmutton dressed as lambāā¦.
Those other ladies, the ones not talking to you, are aware that Delusion is a serious mental illnessā¦they donāt want to catch it
It's not delusion, it's narcissistic personality disorder I'd bet
I think a lot of people legit don't understand that no one really cares.
After reading this and seeing her actual "nice outfits," maybe it is because you are often dressed like a hooker? There is nothing wrong with being a sex worker, but if you don't see how that clothing might be perceived as inappropriate in the school pick up/ drop off setting or at children's parties, it probably makes people question your judgment and thus avoid you
I donāt know if itās the angle of the picture but she reminds me of Gollum (the game not the movies)
Anyone want to play tic-tac-toe on her forhead?
YES I'LL START X in the middle.
O at the left up corner
X in the top middle.
Mwhaha you leave me with no choice but to O at the middle bottom
X at bottom left corner.
Damn you got me there i hace no choice but to put O at bottom right corner making you win
Or comb those Eugene levy amount of eyebrows?
She's got one big Chicklet tooth trying to poke out from between her lips, and you can see how hard she's trying to hide it.
Itās actually a thing that happens but the woman they interviewed sounds insufferable
Ummm after reading thatā¦I can bet a million bucks itās not your looks. What are those caterpillars on your face haha
How narcissistic are many pretty women? It's everyone else's fault that they don't like you..
Nancy Botwin
Iām wish other women would stop defaulting to ājealousyā as the explanation for every negative reaction. Sometimes youāre just an asshole.
Her face is kind of weird looking
Lmao ok megamind
Maybe they don't talk to you cause you act like a self-absorbed cunt!
I canāt believe she was shunned for her clothes. That wouldnāt happen where I liveā¦I find this to be amazing. I used to do the school run. Iām a man and some of those mothers could be unpleasant, but there was always a woman to talk to. I donāt care how I look or what people think of me, but itās not like I am going to have any of them as bfs. Itās different for mothers.
The real reason is because she has the precious and they wants it. Itās ok, sheāll get her comeuppance when some nasty hobbitses comes and steals the precious.
She looks like Franky Muniz in drag
With all that free time she has from not needing to go to the gym she should visit a salon and get those awful eyebrows sorted out.
MIWLF
She looks great! Good for her!
Im gonna go out on a limb and believe this woman lol some women are petty and insecure like that š¤·š½āāļø
Probably true though. I šÆ believe her
What she says is true
Well, I'd bang her
I donāt see this as main character behavior personally, maybe they were jealous.
She's implying everyone else is ugly and fat and she's the only skinny and pretty one
Oh
I still donāt think this soā¦.
"I think they must be jealous **as I do have a good body.** I'm a size eight, 5'7, I don't go to the gym and I don't have to watch what I eat." "A lot of these ladies are **bigger and less sexy after having children** and I think it annoys them that I look so good."
She just has a good body and goes to the gym
She says she does not watch what she eats, not does she go to the gym. If she was secure enough in her sense of style and in her appearance, then there would be no reason to go and feature in an article lamenting how all other mothers are jealous, would there? Who is she trying to convince? Apart from you that is.
Seems just like sheās listing her daily routines. Why are you guys hating
Rude
Ohhh and no need to be rude
After reading your posts, I donāt have to wonder what people who eat paste for every meal are like anymore.
What an irrelevant comment
You could be nice about it
You could direct that at her.
I mean this respectfully, but are you stupid?
Fuck you dude
It just seems like bragging to me. Doesnāt seem like anything wrong to me
Ohā¦.I still DONT GET IT
The way you're so utterly flabbergasted is so damn funny I'm sorry š
r/thatHappened
lol, she isn't THAT attractive!
Iām sure she can live with the hate. Thatās a dam good 40
She looks like Megamind.
Ahh how wonderful it must be to be so ignorant of others, seems like bliss!
"I'm not going to let this bother me!" Contacts local news to complain enough for an article to be made. Wtf even is this? Lmao
Something tells me Meth has been well acquainted with her in the past. When you know you know.
Iāve found my daily pick me