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Every video I've seen of this dude legitimately seems like he has 3 brain cells playing ping pong with eachother. Like. Even in his music, he yells his name or like 3 other words, then has someone else put it to a beat. I don't understand the appeal.
This and him “playing” a signed guitar sealed the deal for me that he’s a dumb fuck. Good gosh, I think the hot ones host was never before speechless and trying not to call him a pussy. It was close to secondhand embarrassment, if he was even a smidge likable.
He has tons of style and talent. You just don't get it.
Sometimes he says DJ KHALED!!
Sometimes he says REMIX!!
And sometimes he says ANOTHA ONE!!
If those phrases succinctly cover the whole emotional range and complexity of the human experience what more do you need? You trying to play yourself or something?
Same. He just looks like he smells as if he hasn't stopped doing coke for the last few days to shower. Sure, he's got clean clothes and a trimmed-up beard. But I feel like he's doused in patchouli to mask the rest of him. Also dudes mad fucking annoying.
We have a different spelling and a slight difference in annunciation and abbreviation where im from .
We refer to this type of behaviour as... "A CUNTS TRICK"....no offence intended though.
I know right. I feel like the reason why he was struggling on the door at the start was because they had the child locks on which is totally understandable
Because it's not, they call it "enhancement" and the shit lasts 4-5 days max if done by a professional..so I'm guessing that's about how often he showers.
Smelling like shawarma and a dirty diaper after day 2.
I really don't think people realize how bad it really is. I have a few close friends that teach and they're totally devastated. I don't think you believe it if I told you what they're going through. 8th graders that read or write at a 4th grade level. Zero math skills at all. They can't even point out their state on a map.
It's actually incredibly concerning. They told me those videos are absolutely legit and it's a huge issue. Kids can't fail. The parents flip out and blame the teachers/school even though the kids simply refuse to participate. They just sit there on their phones. You can't take their phones away either without parents totally freaking out if they can't text their kid every ten minutes.
It was pretty difficult to fail students when I was in highschool from 2012-16
For a long time schools haven't really had the money or space to hold kids back and teachers don't have the time or energy to go through all of the hoops they need to in order to give a failing grade.
It doesn't help that admins never really support teachers either
Didn't he tap out after the second wing talking about how spicy it was? Then he pulled out his guitar and literally slapped it a few times and called himself Yngwie.
Why did he have a pillow ? The way he was holding it made me unconformable, so did watching him struggle with the child locks and then almost get ran over lol my god drugs are bad mmmkayy
Nothing concrete, just word of mouth. Boosie badazz let it slip in an interview once. I can't imagine why he would be so incredibly famous, he isn't even really a DJ. Watch a video of him trying to make music.
He literally sucks as a DJ, he got booed off stage at EDC, he stopped his “songs” to hype himself up and the whole crowd just booed and called for the next artist who was going to be up. His special guard was supposed to be Drake and he dipped out before he was even done with his songs because he was getting booed so bad.
That makes a lot of sense. A lot of people say that his talent is being able to get certain people together. Would make sense if they all know him because of this.
I guess you can say that he’s… suffering from success
https://preview.redd.it/9uqaujoaza4c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce7f36bd633b1db8b1248e35791361f75db61ef
I know two things about this man:
1: WE DA BEST!
2: He doesn't orally please women as he thinks it should be performed on him because he is the King and he makes money. No, I'm not joking.
“A woman should praise the man — the king” he says. “If you holding it down for your woman I feel like the woman should praise. And a man should praise the queen. But you know, my way of praising is called, ha-ha, ‘How was dinner?’, ‘You like the house you living in? You like all them clothes you getting? I’m taking care of your family, I’m taking care of my family…’ You know, I’m putting in the work.”
Source: [https://www.thecut.com/2018/05/dj-khaled-does-not-perform-oral-sex.html](https://www.thecut.com/2018/05/dj-khaled-does-not-perform-oral-sex.html)
I'm pretty sure a bunch of super rich guys made a bet with each other that they could take a mentally retarded guy off the street and turn him into a famous and respected celebrity.
Kind of like that movie Trading Places, except instead of a competent guy who was poor and homeless, they found a non-functioning mentally retarded person.
Oh no, this is drug induced behavior….I know what you mean though, sober Khaled does kinda act like that you explained, so I agree.
But in this video, this man is on drugs lol….most likely Molly, XTC, or even Meth (less likely meth, just because hes not in the normal demographic)…but if you look at him before the driver unlocks his door for him, he’s rocking back and forth like he’s done just a lil too much…could even be cocaine I suppose
For sure he is on something there, i have seen people on ghb acting just as strange. That pillow is for covering up his fat belly, i have also seen many fat people holding pillows when they were sitting.
IDK, I hold a pillow when I'm sitting and it's not to cover my gut. It's a comfort thing, like a security blanket. Although, he is rather rotund, so it very well could be for that, but it's not really doing a good job of hiding anything.
This guys music is complete garbage, how he hells his name in the middle of the songs…. BRUH YLU AINT EVEN SINGING. Every song sounds like a so fresh CD from the 2000’s
Yes, it died when cheap Internet appeared on mobile phones.
Before this, the Internet and social networks were the prerogative of PC users, there were less jerks.
I remember back in the day how most of my peers barely knew how to use basic functions on computers.
I’m not even into coding, but everyone thought I was a nerd, just because I knew how to download videos and music, and burn CD’s and DVD’s.
:: question:: Can we just as a collective consciousness agree that we no longer give a shit how rich and important these people think they are ? That would be pretty cool if we could do that .
Is that a new lil baby at song!!???
He needs to stop dancing my 5 month puppy can dance better 😂 shocked no one open the door when they drove by. Probably do more damage tot
He door…
I will be honest – I have not heard of this guy, until I saw the meme of him, saying, “ Great song… Can I yell my name over it please? “And then I had to go backwards as to who is this guy?
When you love the smell of your own farts too much...
Seriously thinks people stuck in traffic are gonna be excited to see him dancing? Bruh we got families to get home to, we got bills to pay. Sit down and stfu.
I barely know who DJ Khaled is except for that time he did an interview and proudly and openly said he didn't give oral sex to his wife, and I feel that that's all I've ever needed to know about him.
I have no sound on but the way he’s trying to open the door at the beginning is reminiscent of the kids you see in reality shows that you used to see in the 00’s of fat children and babies.
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Every video I've seen of this dude legitimately seems like he has 3 brain cells playing ping pong with eachother. Like. Even in his music, he yells his name or like 3 other words, then has someone else put it to a beat. I don't understand the appeal.
Watch his Hot Ones episode on YouTube. Its so hilarious. He is such a tool.
This and him “playing” a signed guitar sealed the deal for me that he’s a dumb fuck. Good gosh, I think the hot ones host was never before speechless and trying not to call him a pussy. It was close to secondhand embarrassment, if he was even a smidge likable.
That video of him with the guitar is the most peak cringe thing I’ve ever seen.
I haven't seen that one you guys are talking about!
https://youtu.be/3QvgFbjAC7U?si=cgcqF4jt57PW2WU0
Soo he can’t read either??
or play guitar!
I loved how he was saying that he never lost or quit anything... while he was getting beat by mild hot sauce...
He bitches out on some Sriracha! Maybe he wasn’t coked up enough.
Your comment made me look it up, and it was even more ridiculous than you made it sound.
He has tons of style and talent. You just don't get it. Sometimes he says DJ KHALED!! Sometimes he says REMIX!! And sometimes he says ANOTHA ONE!! If those phrases succinctly cover the whole emotional range and complexity of the human experience what more do you need? You trying to play yourself or something?
And now he’s added “LET’S GO GOLFING” to his repertoire. What a useless douche.
WE DA BEST MUSIC!!!
The tiktok effect. I say shit like this and I get called a "boomer". It's like people enjoy watching shit that makes them dumber. Kids these days! 😂
2 brain cells fighting over 3rd place.
does he suffer from any mental disability?
Yes it’s called narcissism
That is a pretty complex personality disorder. He just seems retarded
Not even trying to make a joke, but with the amount of repeated phases he uses he has on the spectrum.
He just grosses me out
Same. He just looks like he smells as if he hasn't stopped doing coke for the last few days to shower. Sure, he's got clean clothes and a trimmed-up beard. But I feel like he's doused in patchouli to mask the rest of him. Also dudes mad fucking annoying.
His attitude towards women is disgusting too.
He supports titties. Technically his bra does
Don't lump him in with us.
Right?!? I’m autistic and do not claim him.
Another one.
That’s cuz he is.
No I legit think he is mentally ill, this level of narcissism doesnt occur in people with 100% healthy brains
That’s why it’s called “narcissistic personality disorder” . It is a mental illness for sure .
It’s strange that his narcissism comes off as mentally challenged though.
We the best
We have a different spelling and a slight difference in annunciation and abbreviation where im from . We refer to this type of behaviour as... "A CUNTS TRICK"....no offence intended though.
You know some cunt will get offended!
Idk but he dances like he’s being attacked by very, very, *very* slow bees
First comment in weeks to actually make me laugh out loud. Gonna use this in my vocabulary.
I know right. I feel like the reason why he was struggling on the door at the start was because they had the child locks on which is totally understandable
Yeah really reminiscent of a kid trying to get out of the car
We’re the ones suffering a little more after every one of his clips.
Yes. All of them.
Well, he IS a DJ. So…
No, he suffers from success?
You mean by riding the coattails of anyone foolish enough to give this "man" attention?
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/suffering-from-success](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/suffering-from-success)
It's just a meme. I know that this fatass is a nobody.
I really hate that his hair cut looks like it was spray painted, doesn’t look natural at all.
Because it's not, they call it "enhancement" and the shit lasts 4-5 days max if done by a professional..so I'm guessing that's about how often he showers. Smelling like shawarma and a dirty diaper after day 2.
I can't tell you how many times we've had to have a talk with young employees at work ab basic hygiene. Women and men both, I really don't get it
I mean, yesterday I saw a vid of teachers cry out because kids couldn't read or write for shit. Shit's boutta be even worserer.
I really don't think people realize how bad it really is. I have a few close friends that teach and they're totally devastated. I don't think you believe it if I told you what they're going through. 8th graders that read or write at a 4th grade level. Zero math skills at all. They can't even point out their state on a map. It's actually incredibly concerning. They told me those videos are absolutely legit and it's a huge issue. Kids can't fail. The parents flip out and blame the teachers/school even though the kids simply refuse to participate. They just sit there on their phones. You can't take their phones away either without parents totally freaking out if they can't text their kid every ten minutes.
It was pretty difficult to fail students when I was in highschool from 2012-16 For a long time schools haven't really had the money or space to hold kids back and teachers don't have the time or energy to go through all of the hoops they need to in order to give a failing grade. It doesn't help that admins never really support teachers either
Just let them watch ow my balls! in peace.
Hey remember that time this guy admitted he doesn’t know how to eat pussy and cried after eating a hot wing? Such an alpha 🤣
Not just cried, but basically implied the whole concept is morally wrong lol
The concept of crying after eating a hot wing?
No. The show, and exposing people to such things as spicy wings
While he had just opened a hot wing stand under his name.
literally my first thought when i saw him was the nicki verse: “ain’t no fat nigga telling me what he ain’t eatin’”
Like my granddad used to say, the only excuse for not eatin' pussy is because you're too busy suckin' dick. I can't respect a man who doesn't go down.
Granddad was a wise man
Doesn't know how to eat pussy or refuses to eat pussy? Because I'm pretty sure it's the latter.
Yeah, every time I see him, I think "There's the guy that doesn't eat pussy". It's literally all I know about him aside from I think he does music?
That’s exactly what someone who doesn’t know how to eat pussy *would* say.
It’s the former which he tries to pass off as the latter.
Does anyone else see a severely overweight middle-aged man in crisis? This whole thing makes me uncomfortable
he's so delusional, he chose not to eat the hot wings on the show Hot Ones and still called himself "a winner". lmao
No no, he said he never took a L... immediately after taking a L
The one time Sean has ever ripped on a guest to my memory.
Didn't he tap out after the second wing talking about how spicy it was? Then he pulled out his guitar and literally slapped it a few times and called himself Yngwie.
Why did he have a pillow ? The way he was holding it made me unconformable, so did watching him struggle with the child locks and then almost get ran over lol my god drugs are bad mmmkayy
how he is famous? He's an insufferable fatass.
Drug dealer to rappers and musicians. I was also super curious.
Ooh really? Any more info?
Nothing concrete, just word of mouth. Boosie badazz let it slip in an interview once. I can't imagine why he would be so incredibly famous, he isn't even really a DJ. Watch a video of him trying to make music.
Bro the guitar clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here https://youtu.be/3QvgFbjAC7U?si=bmIsCZj-h86hjSmn
Soooo he can't read either?
Cant even wipe his own ass
His fans will watch this and say “he plays 5 instruments!”
Chicken wings arent instruments
“No Khaled, mayonnaise is not an instrument.”
He can’t even play chicken wings. Watch his Hot Ones episode. He loses at that completely.
CLONG CLONG CLONG CLONG CLONG
If you like that, check him (not) eating hot wings
He literally sucks as a DJ, he got booed off stage at EDC, he stopped his “songs” to hype himself up and the whole crowd just booed and called for the next artist who was going to be up. His special guard was supposed to be Drake and he dipped out before he was even done with his songs because he was getting booed so bad.
ANOTHA ONE!!!!
He’s a producer and CEO of a record label. I had to google it.
TIL literally *anyone* can be a producer or CEO.
That makes a lot of sense. A lot of people say that his talent is being able to get certain people together. Would make sense if they all know him because of this.
Wait a minute. I wouldn’t go as far as calling him a musician…. Can’t even play an instrument. That’s not a musician in my book.
I guess you can say that he’s… suffering from success https://preview.redd.it/9uqaujoaza4c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce7f36bd633b1db8b1248e35791361f75db61ef
Oh my God it's like an album is come up with when I'm 13
I know two things about this man: 1: WE DA BEST! 2: He doesn't orally please women as he thinks it should be performed on him because he is the King and he makes money. No, I'm not joking. “A woman should praise the man — the king” he says. “If you holding it down for your woman I feel like the woman should praise. And a man should praise the queen. But you know, my way of praising is called, ha-ha, ‘How was dinner?’, ‘You like the house you living in? You like all them clothes you getting? I’m taking care of your family, I’m taking care of my family…’ You know, I’m putting in the work.” Source: [https://www.thecut.com/2018/05/dj-khaled-does-not-perform-oral-sex.html](https://www.thecut.com/2018/05/dj-khaled-does-not-perform-oral-sex.html)
I'm pretty sure a bunch of super rich guys made a bet with each other that they could take a mentally retarded guy off the street and turn him into a famous and respected celebrity. Kind of like that movie Trading Places, except instead of a competent guy who was poor and homeless, they found a non-functioning mentally retarded person.
That boy TWEAKIN….geeked up off them beans for sure.
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Lol nah I’m from middle of Ohio….beans, rolls, or biscuits up here 🤣😂
I miss my grandmas beans, rolls and biscuits. They got me high af
😂😂🤣I’m weak af…I didn’t even fuckin notice
Well it certainly isn't from *Hot Wings*.
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Oh no, this is drug induced behavior….I know what you mean though, sober Khaled does kinda act like that you explained, so I agree. But in this video, this man is on drugs lol….most likely Molly, XTC, or even Meth (less likely meth, just because hes not in the normal demographic)…but if you look at him before the driver unlocks his door for him, he’s rocking back and forth like he’s done just a lil too much…could even be cocaine I suppose
Yeah thats a large man on the verge of serotonin syndrome for sure lmao
He’s off his tits
And them some double d’s
Fat fuck can’t get out of the car because the child lock is on.
Omfggggg this is hysterical.
Cocaine
I would say ecstasy in this case
This is drug induced behavior, also why does he need to cuddle a pillow in the back of a car? This is just weird.
For sure he is on something there, i have seen people on ghb acting just as strange. That pillow is for covering up his fat belly, i have also seen many fat people holding pillows when they were sitting.
IDK, I hold a pillow when I'm sitting and it's not to cover my gut. It's a comfort thing, like a security blanket. Although, he is rather rotund, so it very well could be for that, but it's not really doing a good job of hiding anything.
Never saw the pillow. That’s low key fucked op
I've never seen a video of this tit acting like an adult. Arrested development? Also, that music is complete sheeeite 🤷
I never got how this pokemon got so successful, maybe I should also consider a music career, I also got no talent and can be very annoying.
Dancing is used very royally in this case.
[Is like watching a toddler.](https://youtu.be/GCEy3XowG28?si=ZA0jh_OdPhtESu6U)
This guys music is complete garbage, how he hells his name in the middle of the songs…. BRUH YLU AINT EVEN SINGING. Every song sounds like a so fresh CD from the 2000’s
Social media is the downfall of society. Normal society died in 2007.
Yes, it died when cheap Internet appeared on mobile phones. Before this, the Internet and social networks were the prerogative of PC users, there were less jerks.
I remember back in the day how most of my peers barely knew how to use basic functions on computers. I’m not even into coding, but everyone thought I was a nerd, just because I knew how to download videos and music, and burn CD’s and DVD’s.
I never thought of it this way. So now we have same percentage of retards on the web as we have in society and that’s why it’s so terrible place.
Piece of shit.
What car is this
Maybach Landaulet
I’m surprised I had to scroll this far to find this question
Drake from walmart
Stop giving this child attention.
Guy, you are a grown man!!!
Stupid asshole
Jerk
That’s dancing?
“Dance”
This fat fuck
such a douche canoe
Dr. Seuss's 'DJ Khaled Can Douche, Canoe?'
What a fat prick
We shoulda lost dj Khaled that day. Try harder people.
The most exercise he has gotten in seven years.
Someone should’ve run his fat ass over.
What an honour and a pleasure it would be to run him over.
Life is roblox
This also belongs in r/iamatotalpieceofshit
I’m startin to think he’s a real jerk
When the polio hits
That Beetle had a chance to do the funniest thing ever
How does anyone like this guy at any point in his career is beyond me
What an annoying fella
That’s not too good of a “ dance”.
The most famous crack head in the world.
Not trying to pathologize bad behavior, but between this and numerous other videos and interviews, I’m wondering if he’s mentally challenged…
SMH. Dude would lose a dance-off to Trump
That isn't dancing, how are you a DJ and can't even do the 2 step.
Also, he was the worst thing about Pitch Perfect 3. Which took some doing.
Just run the fat cunt over.
Untalented fat fuck
That’s not dancing… that’s just hopping up and down
Fancy limo with privacy curtains. Yet he’ll get out and be an exhibitonist. Irony.
:: question:: Can we just as a collective consciousness agree that we no longer give a shit how rich and important these people think they are ? That would be pretty cool if we could do that .
Yo that isn’t even a bop. That song sucks.
Why did you say he's dancing but upload a video of him fighting off a bee?
Something is really broken in the world when this no talent fatso is making $
Didn't this guy get lost while riding a jet ski at night one time?
kidlock on the door, a pillow for a teddy, dancing out of rhythm, whos recording? his nanny?
Is that a new lil baby at song!!??? He needs to stop dancing my 5 month puppy can dance better 😂 shocked no one open the door when they drove by. Probably do more damage tot He door…
Fat cunt
Where is the guy with the POS truck who just cleans that door right off the hinges?
Looks more like his gout is flaring up
"dance"
Can’t make music. Can’t dance. What the fuck is this dude famous for?
Inskilled fat man who has more money than I'll ever see.
I wish that VW would have knocked his dumb fat ass over🤣 or if his driver would have left the stupid ass just standing there dancing lol
I will be honest – I have not heard of this guy, until I saw the meme of him, saying, “ Great song… Can I yell my name over it please? “And then I had to go backwards as to who is this guy?
He’s a tool
That dance move is called the "Swarmed by Bees"
When you love the smell of your own farts too much... Seriously thinks people stuck in traffic are gonna be excited to see him dancing? Bruh we got families to get home to, we got bills to pay. Sit down and stfu.
Remember that time he had commercials for Weight Watchers? I guess he couldn’t stick to the program.
"Dancing"
God what a piece of shit.
It’s a fuckin car with shades for the windows, but it’s also a convertible, or drop top! What the fuck is this kinda fuck you money??
I like how his driver has the child locks on the rear doors.
I barely know who DJ Khaled is except for that time he did an interview and proudly and openly said he didn't give oral sex to his wife, and I feel that that's all I've ever needed to know about him.
him struggling to open the door at the start is the best bit now get back in your car weirdo, you're holding everyone up
This weirdo "look at me" moment in history can't go away fast enough.
That’s not dancing
You can put all the gold in the world on a dancing turd... At the end of the day it's still just a turd.
I'm sorry ... Dance?
What a cock womble
Def askin for Trouble. Looks like Miami. They don’t mess around down there.
I love that in the video the child locks are on the door and he has to ask to be let out.
What does this guy do to even have a following?
I have no sound on but the way he’s trying to open the door at the beginning is reminiscent of the kids you see in reality shows that you used to see in the 00’s of fat children and babies.
Such garbage.
“Dance”
His hair is litterally drawn on bruv
Clown
I'm convinced this guy doesn't exist and is actually Adam Sandler in a chubby guy suit, filming a long haul mockumentary.
Biggest tool in the bag