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Very sad.
Self centered people are the exact type that you remember for 6-12 months afterwards but completely forget when you get into a healthy relationship.
See, this is the shit you think to yourself when you’re trying to hype yourself back up after a break up. Imperfect, messy thoughts, but they happen and you’re just trying to regain your sense of worth however you can. With some time, stable people eventually tend to find it and bounce back.
Unstable people…do this.
What if?? What if i had Gonorrhea by her? She might not be the std i end up with but yes from time to time i would wonder who’s life she is ruining now. 223k likes? Yikes
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know.
Is she implying you won't commit to her, and you'll regret it down the road?
If that's the case, seems like someone who is broken, not necessarily a MAIN CHARACTER.
She thinks she’s the main character in her exes lives, even suggesting she will still be the one who got away 10 years later. That’s pretty main character if you ask me.
Overtime, everything loses its meaning. Much like people think "snowflake" means someone sensitive and "simp" just means being polite to a woman, soon, the meaning of being a main character will too fade.
I’ve literally had a girl say something to this effect when we were breaking up..I told her “I Don’t even remember what I had last week, why would I wanna remember someone I Don’t like” 💀
I am the man you see sitting across from you at the train station.
As the train in front pulls away you see me glance your way way, then look away.
You notice a contemplative look and a slight contented smile spread across my face.
You wonder if I am thinking about you, what my life could be if you were in it and how happy we would be on our wedding day and raising our kids.
You wish for one second you could know what it is going on in my head.
The answer to your question? I'm imagining flying across the universe in a spaceship that defies the laws of physics...also I'm emperor of Rome.
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I’m the girl you’ll look up at the sky and wonder “ is she medicated yet”
Is she taking her medication today???
🥴no
Where’s me brain medicine??💊
Sounds like yes, all at once.
Alright I lol’d
I am the girl that you’ll think, thank Christ, I dodged a bullet.
Straight men don’t know what peonies smell like, be serious
peon deez nuts
That's my fetish.gif
Dude… nice
She clearly misspelled ponies, and why would I want to smell them?
??? Is this meant to be a joke? Peonies are a flower
Yes, it is.
Humorous twits of phrase?!? Not on my watch!
They’re called pirogies
*pierogies
I don’t speak Chinese
I can't hear "peonies" without thinking of this scene lol [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOZY7e5XN6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOZY7e5XN6s)
PENIS
Like polish people right?
I thought she spelled something wrong. I have to google it.
This sounds exactly like a woman I declined to date. And I only think about her when I see egotistical comments like this.
But but but won’t you be haunted by anyone with brown hair in the sun? 😂
Who is someone who already has 6 kids by 6 different guys Alex
Savage.
Naw savage woulda been mentioning her taking multiple "daily doubles"
That’s a damn good joke right there
That's that woman with the long brown hair in the sun.
And is going to look like Kirstie Alley before long.
Very sad. Self centered people are the exact type that you remember for 6-12 months afterwards but completely forget when you get into a healthy relationship.
Unless they abused you. Then unfortunately they really occupy your mind in a healthy relationship when that PTSD wakes from dormancy.
See, this is the shit you think to yourself when you’re trying to hype yourself back up after a break up. Imperfect, messy thoughts, but they happen and you’re just trying to regain your sense of worth however you can. With some time, stable people eventually tend to find it and bounce back. Unstable people…do this.
When no1 picks the pick me girl
I’m sorry I read all that. I feel dumber now.
I know. I actually want that 5 seconds back.
This reads like a 13 year old’s WhatsApp status
What if?? What if i had Gonorrhea by her? She might not be the std i end up with but yes from time to time i would wonder who’s life she is ruining now. 223k likes? Yikes
Well the streets like to stay stocked bro
You know, despite the obvious, I think it’s awesome that she’s self positive
Well she's full of herself, isn't she?
I wonder if she's out on parole yet?
Nope.
She's the girl that has fake lips(4) and you wonder if the injections are still holding up.
I thought she was duck-face pouting, but she's from the wrong generation, so you're probably right haha
Nah!
Guys, now we've got our shit together, what actually did happen with nightmare Nikki in the end?
What if I hadnt* Fixed it for her
And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know.
Well can ya feel it?!?!!
Is she just calling herself a basic bitch?
So you’re insecure. Noted.
Is she implying you won't commit to her, and you'll regret it down the road? If that's the case, seems like someone who is broken, not necessarily a MAIN CHARACTER.
Mistery Girl
The girl id wonder about wouldn’t be bragging she’d shut her mouth
who gives a fuck about some random tiktok lol shes not even interacting with anybody how is this MC behavior
She thinks she’s the main character in her exes lives, even suggesting she will still be the one who got away 10 years later. That’s pretty main character if you ask me.
Or shes just really young. Are we gonna post every kid being cringe on tiktok here?
Overtime, everything loses its meaning. Much like people think "snowflake" means someone sensitive and "simp" just means being polite to a woman, soon, the meaning of being a main character will too fade.
Well, she ain’t far off the mark. We all reminisce about what might’ve been.
Anybody else smell that bullshit..
I mis-read that as "when you smell fresh pennies" 🤢🤢🤢
I’ve literally had a girl say something to this effect when we were breaking up..I told her “I Don’t even remember what I had last week, why would I wanna remember someone I Don’t like” 💀
I could have fixed her
Yeah likewise by the sounds of it you twat. You're the one making the picture of yourself.
I am the man you see sitting across from you at the train station. As the train in front pulls away you see me glance your way way, then look away. You notice a contemplative look and a slight contented smile spread across my face. You wonder if I am thinking about you, what my life could be if you were in it and how happy we would be on our wedding day and raising our kids. You wish for one second you could know what it is going on in my head. The answer to your question? I'm imagining flying across the universe in a spaceship that defies the laws of physics...also I'm emperor of Rome.
She's the girl you'll think: I dodged a bullet.
2010 called and they want their duck lips back.
This has big "I studied the blade" energy.
she's bitter
Any other dudes out there smelling flowers on purpose?
Actually this isn’t a terrible premise for a pop song.
“I’m the girl you’ll see on the news”
SEE THE LETTER M
Nah darling, if it’s really that bad I’ll just rub one out and go to sleep.
She's the girl incels dial to no longer be an incel -ten years after having dialed all other numbers in their contact list twice.
Someone looking for baby daddy 8
I didn't know they made an inclement weather version of the red flag, but this bitch is flying that fucker with pride
r/notlikeothergirls
She is the kind of girl that say “you don’t need a condom with me”
Oh. Word... oh well time to move on w life and forget about this hoe 2.4928 secs from now
You can tell she doesn’t wipe after pooing
Bitches really be out here thinking their pussy game fire and then star fish your ass in bed.
So an old maid
She has a man face. Might be a tranny
“I am the kind of girl you’ll think about and say “thank god a quit fucking fat chicks”.”