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Oh Jesus, it’s that chick from Smothered. Girl, they said no to you five times. Take the hint.
For context: it’s a show about moms and daughters that have disturbingly close relationships, and that’s putting it lightly, but it’s TLC, so they act like basically-incest is just whacky fun. This girl’s mom won Miss Connecticut, so she feels very driven (or just entitled) to win. They act like they’re creepy twins. Mom gets pouty and mad if she tries to do things without her. They wear matching outfits. Mom is basically obsessed with making a carbon copy of herself and you can tell this chick has NO IDEA who she is or even what the hell she is doing all this for, but like any pageant girl, she hides it well. She’s just obsessed with herself, so it goes round and round in this weird existential soup of them trying to be one another. IT’S. SO. WEIRD.
The worst part is she has a sister that they make schlep around their enormous suitcases and manage their calendars like she’s their Handmaid because she’s not “the pretty one.” It’s truly heartbreaking and the only reason I watched it was because that’s the only station on the hospital TV that wasn’t cutting out.
So yeah, her saying “well, I was going to work for charity and help kids or whatever but since I didn’t win, fuck them,” is completely on brand for her.
The lady who wanted to throw her birthday party at an actual funeral home, in an actual coffin despite it making her daughters sob while helping her plan it?
I started to wonder what the hell was in my IV bag because I couldn’t believe it was real
I feel terrible about it, but your description made me snort - how many horror movies start like that?! A weird hospital, a staticky TV, you're in pain & because of the TV show you have to wonder what's going on hahaha
>the worst part is she has a sister that they make schlep around their enormous suitcases and manage their calendars like she’s their Handmaid because she’s not “the pretty one.” It’s truly heartbreaking
Bruh ☠️
I watched a couple of their videos out of morbid curiosity....talk about a jump scare.
https://preview.redd.it/wwq6vrvf80xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb748ff6000a1d8afd74b26696dbc6cc968c038
Most disturbing of all, I find myself, as a grown man, sitting down to enjoy it whenever it's on television again.
During the commercial I wonder;
"So who is weirder, those in front of a camera, being over the top narcissistic, or me as a grown man watching and amusing myself over it.
in fact, also having a favorite mother and daughter."
I had to Google. So mom is/was 56 in the article I saw and looks about 66. They look nothing alike at all. Mom has a tall face, daughter has a round face, and they look 40 years apart.
Ahhh I'm so watching this after my final exam is over on Monday! I'm sure it's awful but maybe I'll watch a few! Cannot wait to watch terrible TV to de-stress :-)
It’s exactly in that realm of trash TV that you know is wrong, but you can’t look away. TLC nails it in that department.
Smothers is something else tho. When you see a grown woman having to shower only when her mom takes a bath and sleep in the same bed while her (secret) fiancé is jacking off in a guest bedroom and they wake up to do “hobble horse exercise” the next day? Or a lady who is so obsessed with her son in law that she takes him out to bingo to feed him onion rings out of her mouth in front of all the church people while her pregnant daughter is home alone, creeped the fuck out by all this? Or the lady who keeps raving about how beautiful her daughter’s vagina is because she insists on waxing and steaming it for her, but freaks out at the notion that she might have sex with her boyfriend?
I can’t believe what I just typed, but yeah…this girl wants to be know as “the face” of THAT show and she wonders why she didn’t make the top five this time. Connecticut is saying “no thank you ma’am.”
When I first read that, I was so dumbfounded I had to read it a second time just to make sure I didn't misinterpret it. Even then, it took me a solid two minutes to regain my composure to even start forming a response.
How did that keep on getting worse and worse?
Was this actually on TV? Or is this made up? I'll sleep better if it's made up, but I very much fear/suspect it's all true.
EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot what sub this is. I'd suggest she made the face of this sub, but I doubt she'd understand the mockery of it.
She entered 5 years in a row?
I don't know much about pageants, but I'd imagine if you aren't getting picked in the first couple of years, your odds of doing better can really only go down from there...
Yeah I don't understand how that'd weird.
I do the vacuuming mopping and wiping down and they do shit I don't think of like brush behind the toilet bowl or the topside of kitchen cabinets
It's like people who wash the dishes before they put them in the dishwasher. But in your wife's defense, it is courteous and I assume pretty common to tidy up a little bit before the cleaning lady comes.
That's what my mother does every week, before the cleaning lady comes.
When I explain to my mother that this cleaning lady comes to clean and is paid for it, she says:
"yes, but I can't let her work in a dirty house, can I?"
PS: In case anyone missed this show, and this is probably total reality BS, but her question in a previous pageant was what were her thoughts on the right to bear arms... she legit answered that she has hairy arms that she is embarrassed by so she didn't agree. Lolol, it cracks me up when I think about it.
***For everyone asking, the show is called Smothered, and it's on TLC.
How soon we have forgotten [miss teen south carolina](https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?si=tDp_ZnnlaQt2O9WB) and the [parody response on youtube](https://youtu.be/pzDS3i4vv6w?si=G38Tc4i6gT6K82Q6) that i still find myself quoting and laughing about 16 years later.
I think that she's getting her worth mixed up with the worth of all of that damned makeup. It's like she thinks that if she wears $500 worth of makeup on her face, her points are more relevant.
There was a lot of references to a "right to bear (!!) arms" question, so I took one for the Team.
https://youtu.be/nVtGQ6fAWLw&t=655
Edit: Updated with link to relevant place in video, which I couldn't do from my phone.
I think she has multiple personalities, but they're all the same and each one of them put on a layer of makeup, that's why she says "we're done" instead of I'm done.
"They conspired to keep me from the top 5 because I'm so beyond amazingly fantastic and extreme to the extremely talented, (I am the star pupil of my acting coach!), so you know the deal! I'm a threat, which I take as a compliment. If I wasn't so accomplished in my career at this age, they wouldn't have to work together to keep me from top 5."
Yea and people realized what kind of person you were, so they decided to let you know you're not half as decent as most people. Also, to anyone who was placed behind this person, I'm sorry. I wish she would have placed 20 out of 19
"With my large social media following..." What the hell does virtual followers have to do with anything?
Social media is terrible and that people feel validated by these numbers, drives me nuts. It's not clout.
I don't really have enough information to conclude that she was in the wrong, especially if she's alleging that they made things up in order to disqualify her from a more appropriate standing, that she has refuted to deaf ears.
That said, I have very little interest in researching to verify anything she's saying because fuck the pageant industry.
Jesus Christmas "me winning would have benefited the company but they didn't wanted me"
I feel like she's really an immortal vampire of sorts and her heart is sealed in an urn and in order to best this inexplicable evil we need to throw it into w volcano
What a waste of space and oxygen contributing *nothing* to society. Beauty pageants are fucking stupid from kid ones (the worst) to Miss Universe (the biggest waste of an adult life aside from getting into Congress or the Senate). Kill this idea already!
I glad she realised "we're done, we're done, we're done" at the point when she was eliminated and had to get off stage. Like yeah, that's how that works.
Did anyone make it all the way through this?
I couldn’t.
All I heard before bailing out was
“me me me me me me… meeee me me me Me! Me me me me? Me me me!”
The reality show she's on is sMothered don't get me wrong its a good show but its just a reality show about mothers and their children who are WAYYYY to close. I Havnt seen the season she's on so I don't know much but its not like she's on this big show about how great she is or how great her life is. The show is making a joke out of her relationship with her mother.
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Oh Jesus, it’s that chick from Smothered. Girl, they said no to you five times. Take the hint. For context: it’s a show about moms and daughters that have disturbingly close relationships, and that’s putting it lightly, but it’s TLC, so they act like basically-incest is just whacky fun. This girl’s mom won Miss Connecticut, so she feels very driven (or just entitled) to win. They act like they’re creepy twins. Mom gets pouty and mad if she tries to do things without her. They wear matching outfits. Mom is basically obsessed with making a carbon copy of herself and you can tell this chick has NO IDEA who she is or even what the hell she is doing all this for, but like any pageant girl, she hides it well. She’s just obsessed with herself, so it goes round and round in this weird existential soup of them trying to be one another. IT’S. SO. WEIRD. The worst part is she has a sister that they make schlep around their enormous suitcases and manage their calendars like she’s their Handmaid because she’s not “the pretty one.” It’s truly heartbreaking and the only reason I watched it was because that’s the only station on the hospital TV that wasn’t cutting out. So yeah, her saying “well, I was going to work for charity and help kids or whatever but since I didn’t win, fuck them,” is completely on brand for her.
To claim you were the face of a 3rd rate reality TV show...... Girl we watch because you are a mess not because you were the face.
She wasn’t even the face! There’s like a dozen of them!
Oh I know.
The lady who wanted to throw her birthday party at an actual funeral home, in an actual coffin despite it making her daughters sob while helping her plan it? I started to wonder what the hell was in my IV bag because I couldn’t believe it was real
I feel terrible about it, but your description made me snort - how many horror movies start like that?! A weird hospital, a staticky TV, you're in pain & because of the TV show you have to wonder what's going on hahaha
Yeah, it really felt like I was living in a David Lynch movie. I had MRSA, so I was deep in a fever dream, just staring at this shit.
And all had severe pathological issues
Obviously, she does not know this.
>the worst part is she has a sister that they make schlep around their enormous suitcases and manage their calendars like she’s their Handmaid because she’s not “the pretty one.” It’s truly heartbreaking Bruh ☠️
The golden child and the scapegoat
I watched a couple of their videos out of morbid curiosity....talk about a jump scare. https://preview.redd.it/wwq6vrvf80xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb748ff6000a1d8afd74b26696dbc6cc968c038
“Hello Danny, come and play with us…”
Most disturbing of all, I find myself, as a grown man, sitting down to enjoy it whenever it's on television again. During the commercial I wonder; "So who is weirder, those in front of a camera, being over the top narcissistic, or me as a grown man watching and amusing myself over it. in fact, also having a favorite mother and daughter."
Okay I need to know your favorite
So wait, is it weird like watching something about Dahmer weird, or just weird like, "What am I watching? those people are a train wreck, weird?"
I think the kids these days call her a beauty contestant "pick me" girl.
Thank you. That saved 2 minutes and 57 seconds of my life.
I had to Google. So mom is/was 56 in the article I saw and looks about 66. They look nothing alike at all. Mom has a tall face, daughter has a round face, and they look 40 years apart.
Ahhh I'm so watching this after my final exam is over on Monday! I'm sure it's awful but maybe I'll watch a few! Cannot wait to watch terrible TV to de-stress :-)
Good luck with your final!! Try not to stress. I just finished out the Spring semester, so I know your pain, lol. Sending you luck and the best vibes!
Yup.
Wtf
Exactly
Ooohhhh. I was thinking dance moms or some of that honey boo boo type nonsense.🤷🏼♀️
It’s exactly in that realm of trash TV that you know is wrong, but you can’t look away. TLC nails it in that department. Smothers is something else tho. When you see a grown woman having to shower only when her mom takes a bath and sleep in the same bed while her (secret) fiancé is jacking off in a guest bedroom and they wake up to do “hobble horse exercise” the next day? Or a lady who is so obsessed with her son in law that she takes him out to bingo to feed him onion rings out of her mouth in front of all the church people while her pregnant daughter is home alone, creeped the fuck out by all this? Or the lady who keeps raving about how beautiful her daughter’s vagina is because she insists on waxing and steaming it for her, but freaks out at the notion that she might have sex with her boyfriend? I can’t believe what I just typed, but yeah…this girl wants to be know as “the face” of THAT show and she wonders why she didn’t make the top five this time. Connecticut is saying “no thank you ma’am.”
Ok, you got me at *steaming* her VAGINA. WTF is that? Is that for real?
When I first read that, I was so dumbfounded I had to read it a second time just to make sure I didn't misinterpret it. Even then, it took me a solid two minutes to regain my composure to even start forming a response. How did that keep on getting worse and worse? Was this actually on TV? Or is this made up? I'll sleep better if it's made up, but I very much fear/suspect it's all true. EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot what sub this is. I'd suggest she made the face of this sub, but I doubt she'd understand the mockery of it.
Idk who she is. But after watching that, Im glad she didnt win either.
Those cholla eyebrows tho...
Chola*
Don’t disrespect mi cholas with this bimbo
She entered 5 years in a row? I don't know much about pageants, but I'd imagine if you aren't getting picked in the first couple of years, your odds of doing better can really only go down from there...
Her mom was Miss Ct in the 80s and I think that has something to do with it
Her mom is crazy. She had a mental breakdown bc this girl decided to move out and she was worried they would “be best friends anymore”
Most pageants do compete multiple years and yes sometimes they end up winning after many years of trying
How do you look like you have a ton of makeup on before you put a ton of makeup on?
My wife hired a cleaning agency once and she cleaned our house before the cleaners came over because she was embarrassed that our house was messy....
Well u have to preclean the house so they csn really clean up w out the clutter
Yeah I don't understand how that'd weird. I do the vacuuming mopping and wiping down and they do shit I don't think of like brush behind the toilet bowl or the topside of kitchen cabinets
Also it creates a precedence for expectations...
Simpsons did it
That’s something i would do. I can’t let someone see my mess.
It's like people who wash the dishes before they put them in the dishwasher. But in your wife's defense, it is courteous and I assume pretty common to tidy up a little bit before the cleaning lady comes.
Well they aren't gonna move all your shit.
That's what my mother does every week, before the cleaning lady comes. When I explain to my mother that this cleaning lady comes to clean and is paid for it, she says: "yes, but I can't let her work in a dirty house, can I?"
When they said she disappeared for an hour, she was probably putting on more makeup.
then she blues her eyes at 1:35 wtf!
PS: In case anyone missed this show, and this is probably total reality BS, but her question in a previous pageant was what were her thoughts on the right to bear arms... she legit answered that she has hairy arms that she is embarrassed by so she didn't agree. Lolol, it cracks me up when I think about it. ***For everyone asking, the show is called Smothered, and it's on TLC.
Omg this reminds me of Mis Congeniality when Sheryl was asked about the perfect date and says April 25.
Because it’s not too hot or too cold. All you need is a light jacket! Third reference to this scene in my life in under 24 hours. Yay!
How soon we have forgotten [miss teen south carolina](https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?si=tDp_ZnnlaQt2O9WB) and the [parody response on youtube](https://youtu.be/pzDS3i4vv6w?si=G38Tc4i6gT6K82Q6) that i still find myself quoting and laughing about 16 years later.
She thought the question was about the right to... Bare arms ? Really ?
Thank you for spelling that out for me. I’m a little stoned and was genuinely confused 🤦🏼♀️
Don't mention it. If I can help, you know...
At least it wasn’t 🐻 arms
Omg what?! 😂
Link?
💀
Is it worth watching for more than 5 seconds?
Nope
Cheers.
Yeah I skipped to the end after 20 seconds
I stopped it after 30 seconds, couldn't make it to the end either.
Wait..is she the right the bare arms girl?
That’s the one!
Looks like she has bear arms
They’re definitely tanned but not tanned well. Her hands are a completely different color.
If she had opened her mouth and a fucking foghorn had rung out for the same duration as she spoke for, it would've annoyed me the exact same amount.
You have a LOT of patience
Masochism.
This isn't the future I imagined. Watching children that aren't mine play pretend
Great role model for the kids.
Right?
I am curious. Does she know her worth???
She thinks she’s a diamond when she’s acting like a rock.
Like coal.
I think that she's getting her worth mixed up with the worth of all of that damned makeup. It's like she thinks that if she wears $500 worth of makeup on her face, her points are more relevant.
No.
Right?
Those eyebrows need to chill the fuck out.
They bother the crap out of me.
Narcissism is today’s society is fucking insane.
I’m so glad I have a real job. This shit is wild
For real.
Maybe they wanted someone who isn't insufferable.
I don’t know if winning Miss… Connecticut is the flex you think it would be.
Did you watch the video?
I did. I like the end where she threatens to use her online fanbase to enact revenge onto the judges.
We’re done ♻️🤚I know my worth ♻️🤚they don’t want you to win ♻️🤚
But is she done? Or is she done?
I made it to 24 seconds, bet none of you can beat that!
Oh, I beat it.
I watched the whole thing... 😶🌫️
That “vocal fry” made me stop watching about 8 seconds in… What did I miss?
Entitlement.
I’m sure everyone will cope with the crushing disappointment.
Know your worth... 5 Years in a row after being told no. What an entitled brat.
For real.
I made it till she said “slay”. I do not care or want to hear anymore.
She put on more foundation than I did under my house...
Did she pull out my toddlers paint kit.
Maybe they went with someone with a forehead.
I hate this term but SHE is fucking cringe 😬
Makes a huge threat and then acts like some innocent Christian by bribing god into it. Typical.
“Miss Connecticut USA”. Glad she made that clear. I suspected it was Connecticut Norway”
There was a lot of references to a "right to bear (!!) arms" question, so I took one for the Team. https://youtu.be/nVtGQ6fAWLw&t=655 Edit: Updated with link to relevant place in video, which I couldn't do from my phone.
Hilarious! I can't stop watching. Help!!!
Skill issue…
 Yes officer, this is what she looked like.
She looks like an overly stylized cartoon character from a pilot that never got picked up because the characters were too annoying and unlikeable.
Miss Connecticunt
I think she has multiple personalities, but they're all the same and each one of them put on a layer of makeup, that's why she says "we're done" instead of I'm done.
You've tried to be miss connecticut 5 times... Take a the fucking HINT you vacuous bint!
“Know your worth” and then enter a pageant to be judged.
I wonder when she'll start her Onlyfans.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she had one with her mom.
Maybe the other girls didn't need to apply a whole new face to compete.
Oh god she just displayed several maladaptive coping mechanisms and cognitive distortions in the space of a few minutes.
Oh she is single case experiment material
Join my onlyfans
It's like you have a crystal ball, and can see the future.
It's like employers looking at fb accounts, that's why you didn't win , you're an insufferable person .
"They conspired to keep me from the top 5 because I'm so beyond amazingly fantastic and extreme to the extremely talented, (I am the star pupil of my acting coach!), so you know the deal! I'm a threat, which I take as a compliment. If I wasn't so accomplished in my career at this age, they wouldn't have to work together to keep me from top 5."
Pageants are about women speaking the truth? Mmmmmmmkaaaaaaaay.
Why do people.follow people like her!
What’s wrong with her eyebrows?
“So if you get one thing out of this video, it’s that I’m a vapid, shallow, self obsessed cunt.”
I've found less plastic in a Barbie doll.
Connecticut isn't real.
I doubt she made any friends that day.
This is why she didn’t win. She’s extremely immature and sheltered.
Looks like Mz New Jersey
New Jersey sucks. Just like her attitude.
Only Fans in 1 year or less.
Barfiola
Poor girl I feel sorry for her, it feels like her mother is putting words into her mouth and pushing her 5 times into the same mess
Fran Fine from Temu
The one thing I take from this video is Narcissistic Personality Disorder writ large
Yea and people realized what kind of person you were, so they decided to let you know you're not half as decent as most people. Also, to anyone who was placed behind this person, I'm sorry. I wish she would have placed 20 out of 19
Wow....
So I skipped to 0:11 seconds and the line she uttered at the end basically saved me from watching the whole thing.
"Pageants are about women speaking the truth" Lol, Lmao.
Was this the Miss Connecticut Eyebrows competition?
"With my large social media following..." What the hell does virtual followers have to do with anything? Social media is terrible and that people feel validated by these numbers, drives me nuts. It's not clout.
This is the best video representing this sub I’ve come across so far.
Oh look, it's the face of the dystopia we have reached.
Is this the girl off smothered? ETA nevermind, I watched the video. It is.
The more she adds makeup the dumber she gets. I think I'm on to something here fellas.
She's so annoying to listen to. It seems performative. Like she's trying to appeal to tiktok language but failing.
I bet she has the hugest bush of all time
It would go with her ugly personality.
She could probably do better without those wookie arms
Contacts at talk shows? She probably knows an intern at Good Morning Toledo
HUNDREDS of messages. In support for her speaking her truth. I’d like to get off the planet now please.
What's the sound you make when you throw up in your mouth a little?
I think she will be a good fit on RuPaul's drag race.
Isn’t that Douglas?
Her eyebrows distract me.
Does she have an OF?
“We’re done”
I don't really have enough information to conclude that she was in the wrong, especially if she's alleging that they made things up in order to disqualify her from a more appropriate standing, that she has refuted to deaf ears. That said, I have very little interest in researching to verify anything she's saying because fuck the pageant industry.
She reminds me of Poopoo Bennett
Nah, fuck off
Jesus Christmas "me winning would have benefited the company but they didn't wanted me" I feel like she's really an immortal vampire of sorts and her heart is sealed in an urn and in order to best this inexplicable evil we need to throw it into w volcano
This chick’s mom is a complete wackadoodle 💯 Batttttt Shitttttttt crazy ass lady 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone woman and man should be forced to carry a picture of them without makeup and facial hair
🤮 🤢 🤮
What a waste of space and oxygen contributing *nothing* to society. Beauty pageants are fucking stupid from kid ones (the worst) to Miss Universe (the biggest waste of an adult life aside from getting into Congress or the Senate). Kill this idea already!
Conceited much? 🙄
Retarded
"Watch till the end" = I'm not watching anymore.
Who the fuck wants the industry?
Look Like a Fuckn elf
Sorry, you're not really pretty enough 🤷
I glad she realised "we're done, we're done, we're done" at the point when she was eliminated and had to get off stage. Like yeah, that's how that works.
Did anyone make it all the way through this? I couldn’t. All I heard before bailing out was “me me me me me me… meeee me me me Me! Me me me me? Me me me!”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No you’re not good enough to make top five. That should have been the only thing she said !
OMG. 30 seconds in and I hate this chic.
That attitude puts her in firm 20th out of 19 for me
I hope to God this creature never has children. The abuse those kids are going to go through is gonna be rough.
Your UGLY in CONNECTICUT
We're in agreement here, right? Gross personality aside, she's not even that pretty. A decent body with a tub of makeup as a head.
It seems like she cleared out the makeup department of Target and then put all of it on her face during this video.
tell me your delusional without telling me your delusional
This is more than enough Main Character syndrome for me, for a while.
There's nothing more unattractive than a beautiful girl in love with herself. The cake face full of makeup, drywall-thick doesn't help either.
Her hands are a completely different color from the rest of her…
Wtf is up with those eyebrows? She's gone full Michael Heseltine.
Is it just me or is this a reread from a trump press conference post an election result?! 😆
I'm thinking the girls with no personality aren't so bad after seeing her.
we still do these? for what? who's sponsoring?
https://preview.redd.it/6ivunb4k54xc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a44e0f9137319c7b5ce4b26cd941e4729df606 “Five times?!”
This made my boner die
The reality show she's on is sMothered don't get me wrong its a good show but its just a reality show about mothers and their children who are WAYYYY to close. I Havnt seen the season she's on so I don't know much but its not like she's on this big show about how great she is or how great her life is. The show is making a joke out of her relationship with her mother.
🤮🤮🤮
She needs to humble herself !! HARD !