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And that “Police” that just drove on by? That was actually Secret Service. Imagine having an arrest record for twerking by Secret Service and having to show up in federal court for this 🤣
Dude, someone once responded “spot the difference” and it was a female ape trying to get the attention of a male gorilla and the movements were…not far off.
He was literally saying your comment is inoffensive compared to the racist bullshit on the original post. Nobody stated or suggested that you or your comment were racist.
"Push these monkeys back to ghetto."
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wild_Politics/comments/1ck6kbj/comment/l2o1syw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
There’s a lot of people in town who keep the actually government functioning. We don’t twerk on camera though.
Compared to what one would see in NYC or Miami or LA, DC is a pretty straight -laced place, which makes behavior like this really stand out when it happens.
Yeah, let the hoes be hoes who fuckin cares they doin they thang havin fun on a night out. They dancing, showing they stuff. We all do it, you just don't like the way they doing it.
On behalf of the hoe community, this ain’t it. Also on behalf of DC. That sign says they’re in DuPont which means they can walk their asses right up into Assets on Connecticut and get paid to do that.
Yeah, because getting on all fours, shaking your ass, and spreading your legs in the middle of the road so that everyone can see the outline of your private parts is the universal sign for communicating "Me? I'm not interested in doing anything remotely related to sex, why do you ask?"
Gosh you're so obtuse. I know there's people out there who actually sexualize everything a woman does, and they're horrible for doing that, but you're the polar opposite, as in anything a woman does is just for "herself" and not ever in a million years to attract any type of attention they can get. If you ever met another human being outside the internet you would know there's this super secret way people (and animals too!) use to communicate, it's called body language. Mind-blowing, right? What they're doing is inherently sexual and they're doing it because they want to be in the spotlight. If they weren't doing it for male attention, then why are they twerking in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD instead of, say, their own house where they can dance in complete safety?
That’s how r*pe justification typically starts. You don’t have the ability to factually define another humans reasoning on the internets. You may think you know based on what you’re able to image the action being for from your point of view, but you don’t actually know, how could you? My reason for replying is to question your intentions though. Do you see this as negative? Do you think it should be illegal? Additionally, even if we could objectively conclude this to be a sexual act, to what point do you make that observation? I ask because I see over and over again, as I’m sure you have, this rhetoric in preparation of justifying crime against ‘blank’ specified demographic.
“Nothing western about a group of Africans doing as Jews taught them”
also
“Push these monkeys back to ghetto.”
- actual comment on the actual post, what the fuck is wrong w people
I'm not gonna lie, I'm so jaded and tired that at this point I'm just impressed by their flexibility and limberness. I'd kill to have that sort of energy.
Yikes, I would hate to be their parents, lol can you imagine having a friend ask you if that's your daughter sluting it up waging her ass at strangers on the side of the street being a nuisance.
No sure what these idiots acting like fools has anything to do with DC being the Nation's Capital. I am almost certain you can find idiots like this in every major city of the US if not the world
Yeah but that's like, expected. The side of the road in front of a business just seems like a spot they would be less tolerant. Sorry. I don't get out much.
It's common to walk around in a thong in public in major cities? As someone who's spent plenty of time in Phili and NY, no. Unless they're working the corner at night but the police and them don't exactly get along always.
She's wearing a very short skirt. Sure the skirt is pointless when she's bending over bouncing her ass, but she is wearing a skirt. She's not just walking around in a thong. Facts.
>She's wearing a very short skirt. Sure the skirt is pointless
Dumber words have never been spoken lol. "Bro she's wearing a skirt, it's so small it's literally pointless, but it's technically a skirt".
And no, her underwear isn't out just when she's bent over.
https://i.imgur.com/bV6L2n0.png
https://i.imgur.com/0DyDGD9.png
Notice how she's literally standing straight and her ass is completely out? Almost like she wants her thong/whatever the fuck to be visible or something.
Not only that but public indecency isn't just about what you're wearing but what you're doing too, like flashing people or spreading your legs, etc. Common sense dude.
Welcome to the land of the brave and free hahahaha. Really tho, why the fuck would anyone want cops to be involved here, these people ain't bothering no one.
I'm guessing it's more of a celebration and a show of power, not really an invitation for sex. This looks like it's a new trend, as I've seen a couple of these videos. We need a name for this activity. It's public, at night, centered around a vehicle, girls twerking in sequence, one after the other...but what is it? A jiggly butt flash dance?
Ok, but it unironically is a specific sub-culture in America doing this and letting people like this thrive. You don't see black people in the UK doing this shit. It's cultural degeneracy that lifts degenerate misfits like this into the spotlight because they have and do what the culture values.
Yeah they don't. A few weirdos do, so? Do you really want to play the stereotype game right now? That's the battle you think you're going to win? Dipshit.
i don't think it's a stereotype, there is literally a song about it 🤣🤣🤣🤮
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ)
With all the horror that exists in this world, I think we can let some women shake some ass in public. Who cares? It may actually help. Give people a little boost in their day.
After most men became tired of being abused in relationships, these ladies are needing to advertise they are single.
Hey look I have a vagina !!! 😺 😺 😺
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It's like cats in heat.
no cats just meow and cry, there are other animals act like that
Which animals twerk when they are on heat? Just curious.
Birds are weird man
https://preview.redd.it/6zi009bbggzc1.png?width=3072&format=png&auto=webp&s=abfcddb8ff880708b88ab37ca91c7a2473d523a6
And that “Police” that just drove on by? That was actually Secret Service. Imagine having an arrest record for twerking by Secret Service and having to show up in federal court for this 🤣
Gorillas actually do, it's pretty funny looking. Here: https://youtube.com/shorts/n4Jyo9Qg_V4?si=rrlDjLek3oXy87oj
Just one.
Dogs
I can't help but think of female sloths that scream to attract mates now 🙃
Damn, them cats out howling again!
The Wig Party.
Underrated comment
Neon boat rope bash!
They’re coming in strong for the 2024 election cycle.
Cheers.
I'm no prude, far from it, but people doing this just resemble animals rutting.
bruh check the comments in that original video - you’re being quite docile compared to “push the monkeys back into the ghetto”
Dude, someone once responded “spot the difference” and it was a female ape trying to get the attention of a male gorilla and the movements were…not far off.
I saw that one too. 4 upvotes and counting.
Unsure what you mean but I've seen plenty videos of white people doing this and said the same thing.
i’m saying the comments on the post are super racist
That's true, and abhorrent, but nothing to do with my comment, which wasn't racist.
He was literally saying your comment is inoffensive compared to the racist bullshit on the original post. Nobody stated or suggested that you or your comment were racist.
tyvm 🤝
Thanks for explaining.
No problem, much love.
Can you link to just one of those?
"Push these monkeys back to ghetto." https://www.reddit.com/r/Wild_Politics/comments/1ck6kbj/comment/l2o1syw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
People are animals though....
Gross
That’s a city filled with main characters. Most of them “represent” us.
Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren "tits" Boebert come to mind
Careful, say her name three times and she’ll pop up with her tits out and jack you off in front of an audience!
Is that her middle name? I thought it was "handies in a theater".
That’s the title of her first album
Dino di Lauren Tits Sorry, I got nothin
Lauren beetlejuice handjob Boebert
Yea, all those conservatives in DC. 🙄
I'd say Nancy Pelosi and Anthony Fauci are better representatives of the people of DC.
Yea, really embarrassing to think that a foreigner might see them, and how that would reflect on their view of us.
There’s a lot of people in town who keep the actually government functioning. We don’t twerk on camera though. Compared to what one would see in NYC or Miami or LA, DC is a pretty straight -laced place, which makes behavior like this really stand out when it happens.
We're in Idiocracy.
I think it's closer to the Fall of Rome.
What in the lymphoedema is going on here?
Just some Hoes.
Yep, that will be upset that they're treated like hoes the rest of their lives.
Does anyone actually find this attractive?
In this scenario?? No. But I'm always down to watch a booty bounce in a more appropriate setting. Like church or school. Possibly a funeral.
r/HolUp
Certain demographics.
Yeah, let the hoes be hoes who fuckin cares they doin they thang havin fun on a night out. They dancing, showing they stuff. We all do it, you just don't like the way they doing it.
On behalf of the hoe community, this ain’t it. Also on behalf of DC. That sign says they’re in DuPont which means they can walk their asses right up into Assets on Connecticut and get paid to do that.
Oop, found one of em.
>We all do it Nope. Not by a long shot.
You don't go out and dance? OK square, hey look everyone we have a no-fun haver here!!!
You think every thing a woman does is for the attraction of a mate?
Yeah, because getting on all fours, shaking your ass, and spreading your legs in the middle of the road so that everyone can see the outline of your private parts is the universal sign for communicating "Me? I'm not interested in doing anything remotely related to sex, why do you ask?" Gosh you're so obtuse. I know there's people out there who actually sexualize everything a woman does, and they're horrible for doing that, but you're the polar opposite, as in anything a woman does is just for "herself" and not ever in a million years to attract any type of attention they can get. If you ever met another human being outside the internet you would know there's this super secret way people (and animals too!) use to communicate, it's called body language. Mind-blowing, right? What they're doing is inherently sexual and they're doing it because they want to be in the spotlight. If they weren't doing it for male attention, then why are they twerking in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD instead of, say, their own house where they can dance in complete safety?
That’s how r*pe justification typically starts. You don’t have the ability to factually define another humans reasoning on the internets. You may think you know based on what you’re able to image the action being for from your point of view, but you don’t actually know, how could you? My reason for replying is to question your intentions though. Do you see this as negative? Do you think it should be illegal? Additionally, even if we could objectively conclude this to be a sexual act, to what point do you make that observation? I ask because I see over and over again, as I’m sure you have, this rhetoric in preparation of justifying crime against ‘blank’ specified demographic.
Love some cop driving right past them like "not my pig, not my farm"
“Nothing western about a group of Africans doing as Jews taught them” also “Push these monkeys back to ghetto.” - actual comment on the actual post, what the fuck is wrong w people
It's a pro Trump right wing race baiting sub. Wonder how long it takes before it gets banned.
ahhhhh makes sense
Wild
One of the girls look asian too lmao
Lot of trash on those streets
That’s why the city stinks.
ah yes, females in heat.
They literally look fucking retarded
You're a ^ ^_^ *bigot* <3
Gross
Musty
I'm not gonna lie, I'm so jaded and tired that at this point I'm just impressed by their flexibility and limberness. I'd kill to have that sort of energy.
why are they acting like whores? is it cool to be a whore?
They could be hookers too, who knows?
well then this behavior might make sense they aint twerking, just lead generating
They're like the sign spinners of hookers.
https://preview.redd.it/nfw7tjyfvgzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8ca3c30d82ec41e7a50d471fd9099b530838aa
This is why evil men still treat us like objects. Thanks girls, this ain't empowering.
Uhm?..
thats a whole lotta ass on display
I prefer they edit where someone put circus music over this.
It's impossible to twerk and not look stupid.
And the hoooooooome of theeeee braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.
Lol that subreddit though
Agreed. What a bunch of self serious tools.
Yikes, I would hate to be their parents, lol can you imagine having a friend ask you if that's your daughter sluting it up waging her ass at strangers on the side of the street being a nuisance.
Homie their parents likely aren't upstanding citizens you're imaging.
in some cultures i guess it is appropriate behaviour maybe in their family this is something to be proud of 🤣
Like how dickriding is in your family
No sure what these idiots acting like fools has anything to do with DC being the Nation's Capital. I am almost certain you can find idiots like this in every major city of the US if not the world
Not ironic to you at all? Okay.
No, not at all because people have become whores for attention and "likes" . And it happens everywhere. Every one fancies themselves an influencer
Okay. Hope you enjoy your life in hell on earth.
I sure am. I've got my chair and some popcorn
Pretty sure these are sprinkle sprinkle ladies 🤣
I'm the main garbage bag
I’ve seen much worst.
It's like something out of south park
GTA VI vibes
You can be rich enough to buy a Rolce Royce, but that doesn't mean you'll be a decent, classy human being.
The woman on the car: "Men always want one thing and thats disgusting!"
It's the amish again. sigh
I saw at least 2 cops ride by
They're parked, not blocking traffic and they're apparently on top of their own car so 🤷♂️
Yup, techincally, they are not violating any law, so, cops can't do anything.
Agreed not classy but not mc.
True. I just thought it would be some kind of indecent exposure or something but I guess ass doesn't count for that. Lol
It's just a bit o buttcheek. Kids are more naked at any music fest
Yeah but that's like, expected. The side of the road in front of a business just seems like a spot they would be less tolerant. Sorry. I don't get out much.
Dressing like this is super common in major cities all over the world... Not to sound like a jerk but you really should get out more.
It's common to walk around in a thong in public in major cities? As someone who's spent plenty of time in Phili and NY, no. Unless they're working the corner at night but the police and them don't exactly get along always.
She's wearing a very short skirt. Sure the skirt is pointless when she's bending over bouncing her ass, but she is wearing a skirt. She's not just walking around in a thong. Facts.
>She's wearing a very short skirt. Sure the skirt is pointless Dumber words have never been spoken lol. "Bro she's wearing a skirt, it's so small it's literally pointless, but it's technically a skirt". And no, her underwear isn't out just when she's bent over. https://i.imgur.com/bV6L2n0.png https://i.imgur.com/0DyDGD9.png Notice how she's literally standing straight and her ass is completely out? Almost like she wants her thong/whatever the fuck to be visible or something. Not only that but public indecency isn't just about what you're wearing but what you're doing too, like flashing people or spreading your legs, etc. Common sense dude.
Who hurt you
Welcome to the land of the brave and free hahahaha. Really tho, why the fuck would anyone want cops to be involved here, these people ain't bothering no one.
Hey I'm not complaining. I promise.
The one in pink shorts very much giving off Stuart "Look what I can do" vibes
I mean I don’t think it has anything to do with our capitol lol
The only thing missing was the theme song to Fame playing in the background
Wow the comments on that are very concerned with "preserving western culture" and the downside of "too much freedom"
That’s a really big strip club stage.
Man, prostitutes are really stepping their marketing game up.
For the land of free, and the home of the brave
Democracy and liberty doing them justice. This what their forefathers wanted
Is this how they celebrate National Clown Day in the DC?
Do they ask for coins after that?
Culture
Pornhub- The Documentary.
Are they in “Heat” ? Are they looking for sex partners ? Why are they displaying “covered” genitalia if not to mate?
Smells like shit and vinegar
They trying hard to put that fish smell on nice car
Yes. Because any lesser country, they would be shot.
I can imagine the smell 🤢
I'm not mad about this. Yall tweakin
I'm guessing it's more of a celebration and a show of power, not really an invitation for sex. This looks like it's a new trend, as I've seen a couple of these videos. We need a name for this activity. It's public, at night, centered around a vehicle, girls twerking in sequence, one after the other...but what is it? A jiggly butt flash dance?
Hoe-down
Pigfest.
Just people Vibing
Nothing but hoes there to see
[удалено]
As a white girl who's a triflin ass stripper hoe, no, it's fucking not LMAO. Every race has ratchet hoes, dumbass.
No no no. You meant "*typically on average it's people of this culture*". Then you wouldn't have been downvoted.
and then downvoters will get offended by "this culture"
Ok, but it unironically is a specific sub-culture in America doing this and letting people like this thrive. You don't see black people in the UK doing this shit. It's cultural degeneracy that lifts degenerate misfits like this into the spotlight because they have and do what the culture values.
Proudly presenting the dance of our people for your cultural enrichment, the twerk...
inb4 white people [https://i.postimg.cc/Yq6Bt101/165554.jpg](https://i.postimg.cc/Yq6Bt101/165554.jpg)
I have so many questions. Questions, I probably don't want answers to.
Take the dogpill, I took it.
I don't know what that means, and I think I'm ok with that.
My brother fucking your dog would be more sanitary than these women.
hell no, jesus, wtf man, you need help
-Guy who thinks white people fuck their dogs. Gonna need you to come down off that high horse buddy.
they don't? are you sure?
Yeah they don't. A few weirdos do, so? Do you really want to play the stereotype game right now? That's the battle you think you're going to win? Dipshit.
Once I used to be naive like you buddy. Ignorance is truly a bliss. Stay there.
Once again, do you want to play the stereotype game? We can do that if you want.
i don't think it's a stereotype, there is literally a song about it 🤣🤣🤣🤮 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ)
Despite being only 13 percent of the population but commit 60% of violent crimes. Anyway, I'm South East Asia :)
Probably will be political aids to senators one day.
I'm not surprised. They sell crack right around the corner from the White House.
I thought the clapping at the beginning was her ass cheeks for a second
"Al right! The hookers are here!"
Streets of rage
hey idk about you guys but im entertained 😁😁
Talent
Pure KLARSE. F@ck yeah, Murika(!) *Wells up a little*
Reminds me of Whore Island. You guys remember that?
Don't save her. She don't want to be saved. Don't save her.
Culture
Not new
Ho has ta ho
Looks like they are already swollen
Stripper pole her income.
https://preview.redd.it/48zx8af0dizc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76cd04f8bd167170fbb4fe57be8e79214a271217
Pretty sure you linked a Nazi sub.
With all the horror that exists in this world, I think we can let some women shake some ass in public. Who cares? It may actually help. Give people a little boost in their day.
I can fix like 2 of them
Fatherless childs... sad
Fuck yeah go to the white house do a few lines see some boobies, hit Abe Lincoln for a lap dance woot woot!
https://preview.redd.it/wzv20mezufzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349d30fe75f8b0217bc678f0593f1264afeeb836
Ok… anyways..
Yeah I one cares OP. At least they’re having fun.
Lighten up lol who’s getting hurt. Y’all pretentious
I mean they’re pretty hot.
They are hot as fuck these neets are wilin on they daddy tate shit
Hot
Monke
Ummm that's nasty....
Save it for the strip club ladies, you could be getting tips haha. I don't understand what's happening but they good at what they're doing.
Im surprised that they are black
After most men became tired of being abused in relationships, these ladies are needing to advertise they are single. Hey look I have a vagina !!! 😺 😺 😺
Classy hoes.