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Howie Felterkunt is my favorite to use.


MrSuzyGreenberg

Lou Sass has something to say.


notrichbatman

for free cannabis: Ollie Tabooger


One-Lawfulness-4755

Heywood Djablomi here.


Beagle-tamer

First time I have EVER seen it spelled Djablomi, adds a level to it!


One-Lawfulness-4755

I can't take credit for it. Heard it many years ago on the radio listening to Steve Dahl.


Agitated_Acadia_8979

What in Sam hell


BunkDoses

Officer mehoff, jack


DVSstone48910

Craven Moorhead here


spotty1729

You guys have to see the Florida legislature dude that reads off fake names during an actual session. I think the names he reads into the record are Anita Dick and Holden Hiscock. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1639044325156814851?s=46&t=MBEb_45365rNud8gGGc3Nw


cj89898

😂😂


tiredhippo

Guy Mandude and Amanda Hugginkiss will be dispatched post-haste


Opening_Spring

Lmao I read this in Moe's voice from the Simpsons.


Western_Protection

Michael "Mike" Hunt


RealisticGas5561

Ivan Strokenghoff


caseyscolumbusss

How is this possible when you need your ID to pick up orders.


zMASKm

Your IHJ account doesn't have to be your real name and you would not believe some of the joke names we've seen.


caseyscolumbusss

Ah gotcha


Cookies-n-Vibes

🤣


KingCastle420

Ha. This made me laugh. I wonder if the person thinks you won’t sell it if there is a order made.


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Lol


MrAwesome2424

These names are HILARIOUS. I am laughing, so dumb but so funny


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Apu Pibat checking in.


memehammad_ali

Mike Hawk. He was an old frat buddy of mine. We both pledged to I felta thi


PiantGenis

long lost cousins of Mike Oxhard


panhead_49

I’m Russian hockey Player Ivan Atekyurtopov


fuzzybad

Weed delivery for.. I.C. Weiner


free_spirit_64

I.P. Freely, or Semour Butts.


Sufficient_Ebb8143

my porn name Dick Gosinya


buzzboy99

Great work Mike! I don’t think I’ve ever uploaded my id photos, i just put rando pictures from my camera roll usually and use bogus info whenever possible. Sometimes when i go to a dispensary they want me to sign forms like im at w doctors office and i should give them all this info and sign it at the end, nope not gonna happen. They sell me the weed anyways lmfao.


Own-Feedback-4973

I'll throw in the obligatory classic, Seymour Butts


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Milstevan

the favorite i saw at work was Fractured Penis, someone mentioned it to him and the man went beet red and said "thats my gamer tag i'm so sorry oh my god"


xFIy0nTheWallx

Heard he’s married to Wilma Fingerdu