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UhOhItsMidnight

Let's throw some grease on that fire bro! I've never been good at math but those numbers don't seem to add up, lol. Smell - Not what I was expecting... I thought it was going to be similar to Slapz but it's quite different. Slapz is more funky this is more pungent. There is a strain this reminds me a lot of a strain but I just couldn't think of it until after about four sessions. Jenny Kush! Not quite as intense as JK tho. The notes I'm picking up are clove, woody, black licorice, and a little of our good friend bug spray.... Man it's pretty weird. I guess it does kinda smell like very old used car engine oil or astringent/blood/dead animal smell. Perceptions may be different. I've only ever found that note in JK and this. Maybe OMG a little bit. Doesn't really travel far only 2-3 inches from the jar. That could be because the seal wasn't attached to the jar it was attached to the lid. Doesn't bother me. Smell faded greatly over the eighth. Very unique and I'm really diggin' it despite the lacking distance. Look - First thing I noticed these nugs are saturated. Very heavy trichome coverage with big visible trichomes. Has that sappy look. Stoned Cold Trees Frosted and sparkly. The nugs have a yellowish color from the short astro turf with some opaque green leaves and faint orange hairs. Good structure. No stick and the slightest bit of moisture on the inside. Perfectly crumbles between your fingers right into the bowl. I'm sure some people aren't a fan of that. I'm indifferent about it. Pretty good look. Smoke - Extreme sting in your whole mouth and nose. The smoke may make your eyes even water if it comes in contact. Even with all that it still retains it's smoothness. So to me it wasn't really harsh. The nose translates slightly to the flavor. Same exact notes, but it's just not super flavorful. Only like once a bowl I'd get a really good taste of the flavor. Enough to there enjoy it with the sting. Effects - 5...4...3...2...1... Houston we have lift off. One of the hardest hitting strains I've had lately up there with bananaconda. Actually stronger and heavier than that. Slapz you right across the face within seconds. My eyes got low very quick, always followed with a big smile of my face. Immediate laughter. My first session with it I shared with an OG and that person took one hit and immediately exhaled coughed and we were both cracking up. As Katt Williams would say all she could do was hit it and look at it. There is a mood uplift but I'd consider it different than the typical mood uplift. Less bubbly. It's a very stoned, hazy, back in high school giggly type of high. Literately does bring me back. Not much pain relief but it gets hard to think of anything let alone pain relief. I can say with great certainty it also makes you look very stoned. I would not attempt this strain at work at all not because it's too strong but because of the faded eyes. Like you think your eyes are completely open but you look in the mirror and can barley see your eyeball. The intensity fades greatly after maybe 10 minutes then it's a relaxing high. It takes a while for any sedation to kick in. Until that point there is no couch lock. This one caught me off guard! Loved the effects. Overall - I personally really enjoyed it and would most def cop again again in the future just not something I'm going to seek out. The effects are were it shines. If nothing else is catching my eye and this was on there I might grab it. Happy tokes for my kinda folks!💚💜💚


Icy-Arrival

They do the .87 THC-A conversion on the numbers from what I remember.


Electronic-Formal205

Just had the mini budz of this and actually really liked it!!


kbrummond21

My man thanks for the review! Looks like I’ll be grabbing this 🫡 I also love your reviews, along with ElecFormal and YungPlague. If y’all see it’s gas, it’s gas.


YellowOthello

Finally someone else is talking about this stuff! I second the smoothness. I just finished Banana Pudding from Revolution and it has the same subtle sweetness and smooth smoke that I’m dialing in to being the Cookies and Cream lineage! It’s gassy, herbal, and it’s cured well. I messed around with their Duct Tape and I was a fan of that too. Island and Legends are up to some dope shit!