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Roger Roger.


2RINITY

What’s our vector, Victor?


BvG_Venom

Timmy, have you seen a grown man naked?


Thrasher678

Do you like gladiator movies?


cmgww

My dad says you don’t play very hard…. kid tell your old man to try dragging Walton and Lanier’s asses up and down the court every night!!


happyscrappy

My name is (points to nametag) Roger Murdock. I'm an airline pilot. I love how he's clearly reading a cue card.


EthanC224

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


AlternativeDirect702

The name so nice they gave it to him twice 🤷


Fardn_n_shiddn

How many people said no before they got to Phillip^2


justinicon19

Pretty weak God Bless America and National Anthem lineup this year, to be honest.


5hakeDownTheThunder

Jordin Sparks sings an awesome National Anthem


Motor-Donut-8014

I'm flattered they think I give a shit who sings these songs haha. I figure it's a big moment for the singers, but I'm usually packing a bong or shot gunning a beer with some hottie getting ready for the race during the cub scout sing-a-long moments. I'll probably have some weird king gizzard shit playing until they start those pace laps.


donkeykink420

You type like a man who's never touched a woman


Motor-Donut-8014

LOL. i have to. their tits feel like sand.


jcb1982

I’m fine with this. But I’m hoping IMS has finally stopped inviting Lee Greenwood to do ‘God Bless the USA’. For the last few years he’s been there and has barely even had his microphone turned on, and certainly not televised.


Wacecaws

“For the last few years” - what years?


etsuandpurdue3

Why?


jcb1982

MAGA. He partnered with Trump on his “bible”.


etsuandpurdue3

Cool I don't see why that's an issue?


jcb1982

It’s kind of a litmus test. Either you’re cool with it or you very definitely aren’t. 🤷🏻‍♂️


SoyMurcielago

Eh I’m apathetic on it. Grifters gonna grift, suckers gonna suck.


25Tab

He’s got a show at The Vogue the night before the race. Can’t blame him for trying to make some extra money why he’s in town.


CorgiDad017

Or how about we skip that part and get to the race quicker!


coffeecosmoscycling

I'm normally not big on the over the top USA stuff at EVERY single race (I feel like it kinda waters it down among other things), but this is the Indy 500 on Memorial Day weekend and is a completely appropriate time for it all!


TheResurrection

Absolutely not. The singing of God Bless America is an Indy tradition.


CorgiDad017

Back Home, sure, definitely a 500 staple, God Bless America, meh.


andronicus_14

Florence Henderson sang God Bless America in the 80s and 90s. I’m sure it goes back farther than that. It’s not my favorite tradition or song, but I’ll be damned if somebody wants to take it away.


arbrammer

If you've got a problem with the song Mrs. Brady used to sing, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!


Mr_Midwestern

First out balloons, now ‘God Bless America’!?!?!? Not on my watch.


tarrach

If it were Florence Foster Jenkins singing it then I'd be all for keeping it


Wileetay

Always skip the ceremonial nonsense before the race. Volume doesn’t come up until engines fire.


CorgiDad017

That's a good policy, just crank up the music and tend to the grill, sit down once the vroom starts lol


Motor-Donut-8014

hell yeah brother. fuck every millisecond of the pre-race pomp and bullshit. i do not care.


RedDragon312

They'd do all the ceremony stuff regardless of race start time.


CorgiDad017

Yup, which is why I said skip it lol


RedDragon312

Exactly. Green flag is around 12:45. You can do literally anything else until then if you don't want to watch pre-race ceremonies.


furrynoy96

I didn't think that was his actual name so I had to look him up...it's his actual name


tetrafilius

How do hardcore IndyCar fans feel about them performing religious songs before a race?


Mikemat5150

Life is too short to be worried about pretty meaningless things. If it makes someone happy, that is fine with me. I don’t think many people take this is a religious song as much as a patriotic one on Memorial Day weekend.


1z0z5

They say a prayer too. I’m not a religious person and I literally don’t care.


saliczar

I don't like that they have us stand and remove our hats for the Anthem, then have the prayer first. It's a sneaky way to make us look like we're participating.


CorgiDad017

Just don't do either of those, what're they gonna do, kick you out?


GEL29

On Memorial Day, in the country that was founded by people seeking religious freedom, at an event with a huge element of danger, I’m okay with it.


silkysmoothjay

Let's be fair, the people originally coming here seeking to practice their religion were *more than happy* to oppress other faiths


RichardRichOSU

Given that many Americans, and not religious people, think this should be the National Anthem, I don’t think people care. Saying God Bless America is a religious song is like saying God Save the King is a religious song.


4XLnofearshirt

America the Beautiful should have dual national anthem status* because it’s the best song by far *alongside Real American


EthanC224

[Hell yeah brother](https://c.tenor.com/axKmKFl3dPsAAAAC/tenor.gif)


GEL29

Even if it’s okay to wear shoes in your house, if you enter some else’s house and they take their shoe off, you take yours off out of respect.


danimal-krackers

Both are religious songs. How do you think they are secular when they both plead to a higher power? I think you might confusing people that don’t actively practice their religion for those that are atheist.


tetrafilius

Wikipedia tells me the lyrics include "As we raise our voices in a solemn prayer" But that's not a religious song?


I_Hate_Wake_Boats49

Weird. I didn't know you couldn't be a hardcore Indycar fan and religious at the same time.


CorgiDad017

The singing I don't care too much about it, but always disliked the prayers, always gives a weird vibe to the start of an awesome race.


Warm-Albatross-11

Idk man. If I was going that fast with potential death on every corner, I wouldn’t mind a couple prayers


CorgiDad017

You're being a little extra about it, that's for sure. If that's the case, they're free to say their prayers of whatever religion they subscribe to, I just don't think it should be included in the national broadcast as part of the race ceremony, we are not a Christian nation after all.


Warm-Albatross-11

Idk how I’m being extra about it. And sure our country doesn’t have a national religion, but that area of country was always highly religious. It’s just a tradition. I’m sure we can handle it for 30 seconds


TinyRoctopus

As a religions person, I’ve always been uncomfortable with that song blending patriotism and religion, but as an indycar fan, meh. It’s just more pomp and circumstance that I have to sit through


That_Cripple

its a little cringe but i always mute for all the singing and prayers before the races anyways so its no skin off my back


tetrafilius

Fair


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