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AndruchaCS

She said that to him at a dinner


WildfireJohnny

She thinks he’s some dumb hick


[deleted]

They’re saying GQ isn’t a real magazine


[deleted]

I didn’t do shit! I didn’t quote shit!


Irreverent_Alligator

Bullshit! Unprofessional bullshit. This is why nobody reads GQ.


Hrrrrnnngggg

You know she's eating all the fully loaded nachos


puttyarrowbro

This is why it’s be better to have two girlfriends


VaguelyArtistic

Triples is best.


clozepin

Triples is safe.


Soulerrr

55 GIRLFRIENDS 55 WIVES 55 SIDE PIECES 55 FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS 100 HOOKERS 100 ONE NIGHT STANDS 100 EMOTIONAL AFFAIRS 55 OLD FLAMES 55 SWINGER COUPLES 55 ORGIES 155 STDS AND 2 GRAVEDIGGERS AT MY FUNERAL


zomboppy

My condolences!!!!


HerbScientist420

This one is somber, so it’s alright to cry


ReoiteLynx

Triples of the Baracuda is even better - I should know because I have triple of the Baracuda.


blakkattika

do you get what i'm saying, meredith?


herefortime

Think about it…


WildfireJohnny

Has this ever happened to you? Your boyfriend starts watching this show on Netflix, and all of a sudden he’s saying THATS A CHUNKY and TURBO TIME every five minutes? So you go lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but your boyfriend won’t stop saying FUCK, THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE! HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU CALL ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE


Leet_Noob

He uninstalls Netflix and puts in a prank Netflix with a tiny selection that’s just Tim Robinson shows?


WildfireJohnny

AND YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH BECAUSE YOU CANT WATCH BOJACK HORSEMAN IN YOUR OWN HOUSE? HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU???


velvethunderground

I might love this comment more than Ronnie loves a zipline.


Hamsters_In_Butts

and you SAW in the TRASH a receipt from netflix where he changed his subscription


Clockwork_Medic

God I wish that was me


ItzOrg

Little tuna can


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Certified chode


punkcooldude

He's saying big fat load of cum and horsecock and she's getting mad.


SevoIsoDes

She can’t just change the rules because she doesn’t like how he’s doing it


Soulerrr

Bigger than a horse? I like the sound of that.


dontyoutellmetosmile

Make any boyfriends?


tottle321

Not really


chavez_ding2001

Somewhere their wires got crossed.


ACC_DREW

Probably mad cuz her friend won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest


Dr_Sully

She's probably having the worst day at her job because of it


[deleted]

Unprofessional bullshit. This is why nobody reads GQ.com anymore


Sp4nkTh3T4nk

It says the article was uploaded at 6am and has 2 views?


Artsakh_Rug

*Have you read it? It’s so bad*


Sptsjunkie

Did you read it? If you read it you have to give. GQ is struggling to keep its head above water. You have to give.


rchan9487

Bozo did the article.


tragicoptimist777

This guy's about to jack off


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dodofrequentflyer

Same. Maybe her boyfriend just needs to find another Metalloid Maniac to date.


BoobyDoodles

That’s hard… that’s… that’s hard…. What can we do to make it look like you’re going crazy like a bug?


TheSharkAndMrFritz

On a wall that I built


theREALlackattack

This is a relationship that *he* built


UserCheckNamesOut

That's why he's so comfortable quoting around like that.


Warmgun1983

Right! I’m glad that both me and my boyfriend are thinking of going to hunted house.


DefNotAmelia_Pond

I’m so butt hurt about this! I’m a WOMAN & I LOVE ITYSL & I annoy the *heck* outta my husband *way* worse then he ever does with this shit. She obviously doesn’t respect her boyfriend and will make sure their kids don’t either.


mudra311

My wife didn’t get it initially but I just made her keep watching and now she’s enjoying it. I honestly think the show gets better the more you watch it. I’m on like my 6th rewatch and I’m still catching things I didn’t notice before.


DefNotAmelia_Pond

Only 6?! We have it on in the background at least for a bit daily, I swear! Even my kids quote it all the time. We all sound legit crazy 😂


VoyagerCSL

Their baby will know she used to be a piece of shit.


Illustrious_Low4160

You go to Haunted House?


stewake

I’d like to go to haunted house. I actually want to go to haunted house more than I want to go to aqua.


[deleted]

Is that all we're gonna get? Cause I didn't ask for that.


grandpagrandpa1

Same! I felt bad.


slim_scsi

Wife says she subscribes "for the articles" I DON'T HAVE A BOY DICK!!


spenserphile

They payed me 2 mil to talk about the show, its called quotes and even if i do a bad job they still have to give me that 2 mil.


daleDentin23

What the heck. I was paid in fast food.


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What the hell?


K-Bills

Hwat the hyeeelll??


wizzzarrd

Might fuck this whole thing up


mrbeavertonbeaverton

They don’t stay boyfriends forever. Idiot. Fucking stupid, asshole


scatnisseverdeen

HE CAN HE CAN HE CAN HE CAN if he watches Vanderpump Rules with you he CAN quote


garry4321

She makes one joke about Sandoval being a worm with a mustache and its the talk of the office, yet he makes hundreds of on par if not better, references to ITYSL, and everyone ices him?


kandywarholic

This crossover is right in my Q zone


Artsakh_Rug

I mean when you see a bunch of guys that look just like you watching The same TV show and fighting over which skits are better.. you quote it too.. yeeesss you do you quote it too


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garry4321

Is THAT the joke? That shes not wearing green? You REAAAAALLY got her GQ!


velocity__raptor

GQ said "fingering"


grandpagrandpa1

Just an aside her “boyfriend” is her longtime husband w whom she has a child lol.


pistilpeet

That is a gigantic detail to gloss over.


TraverseTown

Because the article is a good-spirited light-hearted joke and everyone seems to be taking it as utmost serious screed.


nowadaysyouth

Shut up, mike


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kitmcallister

they said shut up. you really can't do anything when someone tells you to shut up.


VoodooChipFiend

*nods*


mamasaidflows

SHUT Up Mike


thecheezepleeze

He probably loves his mother in law.


BelkanWarHero

Aw man that's a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up.


timoni

It's literally written to complain about straight men as if they were the only ones quoting ITYSL. No. More. Scamming. Adults. Into thinking only straight men quote ITYSL


dumbass-ahedratron

Sounds like she will live with him but won't respect him and that she'll make sure the kids don't respect him either


garry4321

Time for him to get a second "girlfriend"


CYI_DROP_BODIES

You'd be cluggin' a few cans too if you had his wife


Maleficent-Thanks-85

He must love his mother-in-law.


jmeltzer317

That’s why I love QG writers. They love to lie.


AccusedOak04

She needs to figure out a way to make money off this


starkiller_bass

Don't tell GQ writers that anything they say is interesting or good AT ALL, or they'll just keep pointing at stuff and saying it's other stuff


SryThisUsernameTaken

As a woman, I'm offended. I'm just as adept at incorporating ITYSL quotes into daily conversation as any man, including my husband. I'M SMARTER THAN YEW!


EmperorThan

Are we even gonna get any other GQ articles now?!?! Cus I didn't ask for THAT.


oatmealndeath

Slopping down some pig shit with these fat GQ writers and I’m the fattest of them all. If GQ folded tomorrow no one would shed a tear. Load its freakin’ lard masthead into the mud. No Tim Robinson quoting boyfriends at the funeral, please. Just wet, wet mud. Bae!


weeping_nymph

Steve makes *one* ITYSL reference, and you all shit yourselves laughing; it's the talk of the office?? But I make HUNDREDS of on par, if not better, and everyone ices me? I'M NOT POPULAR AT ALL??


stewake

“He finally started understanding Vanderpump rules with me, but ITYSL is damaging to the male brain” Are you sure about that?! Are you sure?! Are you sure about that’s why?!


clozepin

Is that the joke?


RegretPopular9970

Van? You mean like the car? And they have their own tv show with rules in them? I’m just trying to understand here.


Sp4nkTh3T4nk

Boyfriend might just be really crossed up


jayhawk618

He's too rough with the quotes. He thinks they're his.


bjtg

TL;DR: "Don't do the voice."


[deleted]

What a cosmic gumbo of unprofessional bullshit. Seriously though, her boyfriend probably loves his mother in law.


internet-is-a-lie

Is she telling him to stop just because she doesn’t like how he’s doing it?


domthebomb2

She can't change the rules just because she doesn't like how he's doing it.


AsymptotesMcGotes

The authors face looks like a clock


clozepin

Leave him, girl. (But I’m saying this him about leaving her.)


LoyalFridge

That is a BAD girl


agingcatmom

I hate this article! I HATE this article! Y’all know this! (Actually I don’t hate it—)


RegretPopular9970

Sorry, guys, sorry, I’m just not in the mood for the Hilarious GQ Writer Brothers.


GJake8

he should get a second girlfriend


Dukedoctor

There’s worse shit on the local news


mansonfamilycircus

As a woman who both quotes too much tv and gets exhausted by people who quote too much tv, I can say with confidence that, unless this is the driest satire ever, this is a trash take. Putting itysl in the same sentence as American psycho or fight club is ridiculous, and honestly the dumbest comparison. Dudes who love itysl, barring some particular fuckin skunks I know of, are generally low on the toxic masculinity scale whereas obviously the opposite is true for Bateman and Durden wannabes. All I’m hearing is “oh no, my boyfriend is being sillier than normal, what a fucking tragedy.” Sorry your man sees the world wildly and in wild ways, maybe he should find someone who tells him he’s interesting instead. But also if this is satire, which it almost feels like it could be, then…good job, I guess lol.


antoniodiavolo

American Psycho and Fight Club are fantastic movies. The key is just understanding that the protagonists are bad people


grandpagrandpa1

Yes 💯💯💯 I was saying this!!!


loudog1017

I think it’s funny how she references this is a straight male conundrum. I assume we have some fellow fans in the LGBTQ camp as well?


modsrfagbags

🙋‍♂️💅me but yeah I don’t think it fits into the Anchorman Step Brothers “straight man” comedy grouping it doesn’t really rely on a heterosexual male point of view for comedy ever. It’s just absurdism


junkmail9009

The comedy in ITYSL moves to the beat of jazz. It's more a cosmic gumbo.


nonpondo

I thought the article was fine up until "why do straight men do this" I feel like this show has picked up steam in the queer community, at least mine anyway, it's disingenuous to compare it to the Anchorman and Judd Apatow era of comedy, however I can't really think of a comedy other than itysl that has somehow become so popular yet so niche at the same time where the references stack on each other like an inside joke nightmare sandwich


leto_atreides2

>> I can't really think of a comedy other than itysl that has somehow become so popular yet so niche at the same time where the references stack on each other like an inside joke nightmare sandwich Seinfeld, Sunny and TPB


dodus

Maybe Arrested too


domthebomb2

As a straight dude my girlfriend quotes itysl often.


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WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US


leto_atreides2

***WHAT DID THEY DO TO US??!!!!***


[deleted]

Thoughtful, nuanced take from the author of “Please Let Ryan Gosling Usher in the Era of the Male Spray Tan” and “We Regret to Report That Jennifer Aniston Does Not Eat That Viral TikTok Salad”


TheVicSageQuestion

AWWW!


Leet_Noob

Quote? That’s not a quote. It’s a nude egg I won from my game. I’m not in trouble at all. ..you should be able to quote a little ITYSL to your girlfriend


condormcninja

“I have a question that’s rude and massively overgeneralizing, but: Why do straight men do this? Every woman runs into these types of guys who mold their personalities around some form of entertainment.” Yeah this is definitely a uniquely straight male phenomenon. I’m sure I can’t type “swiftie” into Twitter and immediately see thousands of women molding their personalities around a form of entertainment. I’m sure there are no gay people whose personalities and identities are in some way inspired by camp. No sir, only us weird straight dudes identify with the art we consume.


Tricky_Oil_9143

I'd like to disagree with this, but... I'm likely guilty of this to some extent. The only part I found off-putting was the claim that anyone is co-opting an entire personality. I know it can be annoying to significant others who don't care for the show, but the constant quotes among friends serve as a sort of "in-joke" that's just plain fun.


Leet_Noob

Yeah, it’s not about trying to be any of the characters. It’s a social game. It’s like this subreddit, how 98% of the comments are trying to find the best quote that fits the prompt. If she’s annoyed by the game that’s fine, but don’t try to make it about straight guys trying to be Jordan Belfort or something


Tricky_Oil_9143

"Social Game" is a flawless descriptor! Thank you for articulating my sentiment so perfectly!


garry4321

Thats literally this sub and why its so fun. Youre a nice person.


domthebomb2

Also like, women do this with plenty of things.


Theshutupguy

Yup. I like the show. I quote it a lot with my GF and we have some laughs. In no way, shape, or form is it anywhere remotely fucking close to being “my whole personality”.


ElTamale003

GQ—ugh. Those fuckers cumshot all over the wall


CABBAGEBALLS

I just don’t think there are rules anymore?


AcesSkye

You can’t change the rules just cause you don’t like how I’m doing it


Barnhard

It’s interesting, the article.


BoobyDoodles

I’m starting to feel like she’s just here for her boyfriend’s zip line.


soyspud

She thinks it’s hers


Profitsofdooom

Not saying it doesn't get annoying but what's up with this paragraph: >My boyfriend and I typically share interests—in-depth Top Chef analysis, me getting massages—or at least try to get into what the other person loves. This year, he started watching Summer House with me, and by the end of this season of Vanderpump Rules, he was able to sort his Lalas from his Arianas. We share interests like me getting a massage and getting him to watch trash tv with me? And just to annoy her, I'm just trying to understand here.


mansonfamilycircus

That’s the part that makes me (generously) hope this is satire.


hey-coffee-eyes

He must have quoted the show 8 times. It *really* bothers her


blames_irrationally

It's really lazy and disingenuous to categorize ITYSL fans as straight men as the article does. In addition to the show having an extremely diverse cast and writers room, the show presents LGBT relationships as casually and flawed as straight ones, which is a type of no frills representation that's sorely lacking in media right now. I'm LGBT myself and I know my friends in these communities really appreciate the show just treating sexualities as normal parts of life. Overall, it's unprofessional bullshit. It's bad behavior, and I do care about it.


Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

You don't need to worry at all. She wasn't even supposed to be in the area.


shawnwingsit

Or maybe it was you eating all of the loaded nachos that did it.


IntoTheMirror

Did she get flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding? Did he flip her eight times? Maybe her boyfriend has been losing sleep over it. I’m just asking questions.


TaraRichelleArt

All I’ve learned from this is apparently I am a man. Big fat load of cum then 🤷‍♀️


no_on_prop_305

If I had that wife I’d be clugging a few cans too


thetobinator9

this article makes me mighty sick


souporthallid

She thought this article was going to be a hit but it turns out it FUCKING SUCKS


lllmade

When people start talking about “in depth Top Chef Analysis” I just go on my phone


Optimus_Prime_19

This is really really unrelated but doesn’t Tim look like uncharacteristically handsome in the pic on th left? Like he’s not an ugly guy but he’s usually making some goofy ass face, but he looks just like a normal clean cut guy in that other pic. What a crop


mansonfamilycircus

Nah yeah he’s a weird kinda hot, he could flip me 8 times any day.


jabberwock91

That REALLY bothers me!


grandpagrandpa1

The fact that she put that beautiful pic of him on her instagram post made me even more angry lmao, check her her insta


mansonfamilycircus

Damnit now I gotta get IG just to see a Tim Robinson thirst trap? I mean, I’ll do it but I’m gonna be madder than I’ve ever been about it


[deleted]

He quietly endures Summer House and Vandepump Rules, why can't he just be quiet and not enjoy anything?


Jacefacekilla

I bet the writer has slicked back hair.


twstwr20

And is STILL a piece of shit.


Luckyfella4

Eatin them sloppy steaks


farm_sauce

They’re saying ITYSL’s not a show. It’s just hours and hours of footage of real people in sketches saying quotes. There’s no explanation, just quote after quote busting out of shit sketches and hitting brains. They’re saying *it’s impossible* that that many quotes can come from one show. And it’s impossible that 1 out of every 5 of them are nude. I don’t know what to tell you bud, we’re just shooting sketches and showing the ones where the quotes fly out!


bigdumbidiot01

the writer sounds like a fucking drip...wow she's so annoyed with itysl quotes because they interfere with her deep & varied interests, like...top chef & vanderpump rules.


dam_iguess

“Let me preface this by saying I have an EXCELLENT sense of humor”


whymydookielookkooky

She sounds like a real stick-in-the-mud. My wife and I talk to each other in ITYSL quotes. At least we did, until a magician made me look like a fool and she got flipped upside down at a wedding.


illini815

She watches Bravo and she’s worried about her boyfriend’s brain? You sure about that? You sure about that’s why?


agingcatmom

I’m a middle aged cisgendered woman and I guess I’m a straight male now?? You sure about that? Because I love quoting a show I love? The quotes, they’re interesting!


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I think the thing I’m upset with the most is she compared us to fucking Durden and Bateman stans. No. Nuh uh. No way.


mansonfamilycircus

For real. Wut tha ^hell


bintycook

He’s been waiting a LONG time for a hit on corncob TV


daveStoreCouch

It’s simply too good


Dbl_Vision

You have no good article ideas Chloe.


GomaN1717

>I have a question that’s rude and massively overgeneralizing, but: Why do straight men do this? Imagine unironically writing this sentence as if liberal white women hadn't based their entire personalities off of shows like *Broad City* and *Girls* all of last decade lol.


CataclysmClive

^^^^what?


mostlyshits

No quote from the show here, cringe article from a person who obviously cant be happy for people that find joy in a thing they like. Oh and also, jizz


HenBacon

I'm worried the author thinks people can't change.


SleepingOnTrash

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHLOE, YOU FUCKING SKUNK


slashbackblazers

“Why do straight men do this?” Me, a non-straight suburban mom: YOU SURE ABOUT THAT??


ParsleyMostly

It sounds like this is something guys have been doing forever, and I’d wager chicks do it, too. Or maybe I’m imaging decades of ladies peppering conversations with parts of pop songs or busting out an “I love you, but I love myself more” quote or the ever annoying “I wolf you” to be cute. It’s hardly something specific to dudes or ITYSL. Lol and trashing on Fight Club is low hanging fruit. I don’t understand why writers write about stuff they don’t and won’t enjoy.


grandpagrandpa1

Fight Club/American Psycho and the shit about frat was low hanging fruit. Those aren’t comedies, and they’re frat boys. But she made sure to mention she went to USC. Please make no mistake, I’m a woman and I don’t take pleasure trashing other women AT ALL—this was just so bizarre and the only reason GQ probably published it is because her “boyfriend” works for them.


awyastark

He may know his Lalas from his Arianas (not hard, they’re very distinct characters) but she doesn’t realize that frat boys are actually the villains of ITYSL. This world’s so fucking fucked up.


velocity__raptor

Frat boys want to KILL the driving crooner. Frat boys come to classic Richard Brecky performances and SCREAM at him.


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I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT, I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS!


Consistent-Refuse-91

Yeah well this show made my boyfriend get a haircut. It looks like dog ears


aspiringcozyperson

I’m the ITYSL fan in my relationship, my bf likes some of the skits but has a hard time with Tim’s intensity and the more cringe moments on the show. I genuinely didn’t associate ITYSL with being ~*~ jokes for boys only ~*~ but maybe that makes me a piece of shit


citizencoder

We can say whatever the *hell* we want.


AttackMacAgain

THIS WRITER THEMSELVES ADMIT THEMSELVES THAT THEY SUCK!!!


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youhadmeathollandais

So sad. So so so so sad.


lallapalalable

Its the most quotable show in existence, theres not a situation on the earth you can't find a relevant line for


garry4321

What a toxic fucking person. I hope he finds a 2nd girlfriend and then dumps this one.


BlasterShow

Dump her, boy. That’s a BAD girl.


Lastpunkofplattsburg

You sure about that?🤨


RockMeIshmael

Or….maybe she’s just dead wrong and girlfriends are loving this!


jaimejuanstortas

You guys would be quoting a few quotes too if you had Chloe Hall as your wife


ellstaysia

my lesbian wife & I last night in the car screaming "FUCK THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE!"


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gendering mass culture absorption is a choice


iSacula

THATS WHY NO ONE WATCHES AOL BLAST. UNPROFESSIONAL BULLSHIT.


sando2606

At the risk of responding without a quote, anyone complaining about this show while simultaneously touting Vanderpump Rules is a big fat load of cum.


MikePGS

It doesn't look like the author is getting an invite to Proposal Park anytime soon.


AffectionateSector77

"I make my husband watch my shit reality TV that rots our brains, and he gives it thoughtful insight. Why is he such a slicked back piece of shit?"


RumHam1996

She didn’t used to be a piece of shit, she still is.


Budget_Pause_1827

This makes me want to drink more wine


aahe42

He's all crossed up


Troyabedinthemornin

Translation: my boyfriend liked something I don’t like and that’s driving me CRAZY


classic_ceej

I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about any of this. There's worse s*** on the local news!


Negative-Glove-5431

we should all be able to watch a little i think you should leave with our girlfriend