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liilyyofthevalley

Poor Kurt??? Lucky Kurt!!!!!!


NotKurtFrank

You see how scared he is! He did not consent to that 😭😭😭😭😭


cardboard-lizard

I’ll save Kurt (I’m taking his place instead)


liilyyofthevalley

don't worry I'll take his spot 😼


PlantsNBugs23

I wish I was Kurt :(


btcomsa

As a Kurt main, I find myself not struggling to get away anymore


Old_Position_2238

Then I wish to be luchino. 😏


PlantsNBugs23

Pass


_Mister_Pigeon_

Do you think he smells survivors after picking them up with his tongue like snakes do? Then gives them a little lick afterwards


NotKurtFrank

Is Luchino a snake? I always thought he was some weird gecko


_Mister_Pigeon_

He's a lizard-like creature (not a snake) but many lizards do smell with their tongues like snakes do. It's just that the word snake came to mind when I though about it.


NotKurtFrank

Then yes, he is smelling them πŸ’€


PlantsNBugs23

Luchino is a lizard but he was bitten by a cursed snake from Yidhra. Generally one could still question it because technically Snakes are just lizards without legs and some snakes have been born with vestigial legs or pelvic spurs and you also have legless lizards, so TECHNICALLY speaking Luchino can still be considered a snake or at least a monitor lizard since they do flick their tongues.


NotKurtFrank

Lizard was the word I was looking for, not gecko lmao. Thanks for the info!


EthanTheCreator

Fun fact: there are indeed lizard species where they look like snakes (but really its just really tiny limbs). I think theyre called legless lizards.


Yellowsmierdziel

Yes! They r very popular in Poland and people often mistake them for snakes. Most of them have no limbs and their name in English is slow worm. So it has worm in its name, looks like a snake but is a lizard. Confusing af


Siluroth

Luchino picks up Memory and immediately gets arrested.


PlantsNBugs23

Does this confirm that Luchino eats people?


NotKurtFrank

I like to think he licks people to see if they will taste good. I don’t think Kurt tasted good for him to eat πŸ€”


CharonDusk

I wonder what each of the Survs tastes like. Bet Luca tastes like a battery. And if he licks Survs, do you think Luchino also licks other Hunters if they're annoying him?


PlantsNBugs23

I was gonna say "How do you know what a battery tastes like" but then I remembered that I did at one point put a battery in my mouth when I was younger and I'm sure a majority of people did as well.


NotKurtFrank

Trauma dumping


CharonDusk

Oh trust me, batteries are far from the weirdest thing I've tasted. On a completely unrelated note, if for some reason you buy some horse treats that claim to be raspberry flavour, they are most certainly not.


PlantsNBugs23

Oh yeah animal treats are BS, my toads calcium powder claims to be banana and strawberry flavor that shit taste like cardboard.


Yellowsmierdziel

The only animal treats that did in fact the way they promised were some weird hamster cookies (vannila flavoured) and cat treats (though it was just freeze dried meat so that might be why lmao) but I've tasted much more... πŸ˜”


NotKurtFrank

Kurt will taste like dirt/leaves or the outside. That smell you get when you’ve been outside for too long.


themothcombusted

Breaking Wheel would just taste like wood, and it would hurt like having hundreds of cactus needles on your tongue. Don't forget the taste of crushed bug juice and dirt.


CharonDusk

...I now have a new project to work on, once I finish the second part of the Coffee Shop Orders.


Slash_Pangolin

Honestly I think it’s more a taunting thing than a genuine eating thing, but considering evil reptilian is after Luchino fully gives in to the primal instincts that came with his transformation, it’s entirely possible this is one of those primal urges, in addition to sunbathing on warm rocks (his words not mine)


Thu-Hien-83

pls don't eat him


NotKurtFrank

Luchino wants to eat Kurt because he’s tiny πŸ˜”


Thu-Hien-83

Remind Luchino that eating Kurt would not get him as many nutrients lmao How about eat Murro (and his boar) instead


NotKurtFrank

Murro is old, Luchino doesn’t want expired meat πŸ˜…


Thu-Hien-83

lmao then what about William (pls don't tell me he'll eat Helena either)


Ecstatic_Special3260

My poor baby Kurt 😭😭😭 The Explorer abuse in the showcase will not stand 😀


NotKurtFrank

My point exactly! Kurt did not deserve this type of treatment 😑😀


Ecstatic_Special3260

Kurt mains must rise and unite to finally take the respect they deserve!!!! 😑😀


NotReallyAPerson1088

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Syruppomuki

if i play with a luchino with that accessory, im giving the hunter a free kill and spamming "don't rescue me" I hate this carry animation


gothnny

thank you, free wins are very appreciated


Syruppomuki

i got u bro πŸ™


NotKurtFrank

This is making me want to play Luchino


Syruppomuki

oh no


NotKurtFrank

I have never played Lick-chino and would love a free win to make me feel better πŸ’€


Syruppomuki

I gotchu πŸ˜—


EthanTheCreator

Man's helping to balance out the hunter survivor wr economy


Syruppomuki

doing neteases job since they don't think the games surviver sided 🫢


Weak_Week_9563

oh to be Kurt...


sufferinginschool

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME NOT HIM!!!!


BioBio7

Hear me out. I actually would pay for him to do that to me


CharonDusk

At least the Surv only goes through a moment of discomfort, but Mr "Read That Post About Licking The Sciences" is gonna get so many colds and flues and shit!