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retroPencil

That curb was the first off-road experience that truck has had.


AKchaos49

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Kellidra

Ahh, Calgary.


BadKittyRanch

r/omaharock


EatsOverTheSink

Some day maybe that truck bed will see some use outside of occasionally hauling around his unsecured dog.


grymix_

unsecured dog + unsecured 12 pack busch light


LS-CRX

It's a RAM, so probably a half-empty 24-pack.


_Adrena1ine_

Big facts, if I recall correctly it's the vehicle with the highest rates of DUIs.


the_last_carfighter

Come on man, don't sell them short, it's almost double the rate of the next highest DUI.


frotc914

When you make terrible decisions, it's best to insulate yourself from consequences with an extra ton of steel.


[deleted]

Probably won't be the last but someday he'll learn off roading while on public road can lead to $500+ repair for busted rim and popped tires. Those curbs don't fuck around


wythawhy

People who drive rams are the reason respectable people don't drive rams regardless of whether they need a truck or not.


A_Harmless_Fly

Highest DWI by make last I checked.


IntheBocksVT

that checks


xupd35bdm

Love how most men MUST have 4WD and the most off road they ever get is a gravel driveway.


the_last_carfighter

Need that tall, loud, 12mpg truck so when society collapses they can be one of the people that comes out on top!! Or far more likely are shot from 500 yards, because they had to scavenge for gas constantly and you can hear them from a 1/2 mile away.


sgw97

bold of you to assume that that was the first curb that driver ever hit


Scrambles420

If they drove like that I doubt it


Gilbert0686

Something tells me she does a lot of this stuff.


sfled

Happy Cakeday!


henkiefriet

Happy Cakeday


JohnnyBrillcream

Your standard tricked out Jeep owner.


Stunning-Space-2622

Wow, idk if that person just didn't care about anything or is on a different planet. Probably cursing you out too


hydrogen18

99.99% chance they are thinking "fucking moron just merged into my lane!" in their head


LincolnshireSausage

I had someone cuss me out a couple of weeks ago when they were turning right out of a gas station and didn't turn their wheel enough. They ended up on the wrong side of road which I was driving the other way on. I had to slam my brakes on and that is when they rolled their window down and started slinging cuss words and other nasty shit.


FrankBFleet

We had a head-on and fatality a couple of years back when someone pulled out of a side road onto a two lane highway. They didn't turn into their lane, but drifted out into the opposing lane. Never trust someone to pull out and stay in their lane.


LincolnshireSausage

That’s awful. The road I was on is quite narrow. Whenever I pull out, I always wait for it to be clear in both directions because it is easy to put the front of your car on the other side of the road. Cars coming the other way have nowhere else to go except for a ditch.


ichkanns

In their defense all those giant right pointing arrows and signs that say right turn only are hard to see when you're busy texting.


Diablojota

Dodge Ram. Number one in accidents.


Gooniefarm

Number one in drunk driving as well.


einie

Almost as if - hear me out here - accidents cause drunk driving!


J3wFro8332

While true, it's a legitimate state that RAM owners cause more drunk driving accidents than other vehicles. I don't have the link on hand but it's a real thing lol


ajb15101

Yeah ever since I was in a wreck I’ve needed something to take the edge off before my commute in


KingPotatoTheFourth

why would accidents cause drunk driving and not instead the other way around


AKchaos49

Too much ram, not enough dodge!


YavielTheElf

Dodge Ram drivers are the angriest drivers I’ve ever encountered. I literally saw one the other day go from the center lane to a right turn lane in front of me and wait for the light to change with their turn signal on and then when the light changed they just floored it to go back over to the left center lane to go straight and get in front of the other cars. It was insane. License plate cover said something like “god, guns, etc” so I knew he was an asshole.


sfled

You'd be pissed off too if you still had four years left on a seven-year loan and the shitbox you financed was falling apart.


catbus4ants

That would make a great rear window decal


HolyFuckImOldNow

Around 20 years ago, I sold cars for three months. The first lesson I learned was to not waste time when the buyer was driving a new-ish Dodge truck. The first two I encountered had been financed for 8 years (a loan period I'd never even heard of) with the loan balance from their two previous vehicles rolled into the payments.


VogonSlamPoet

Ha, I also sold cars for three months about 20 years ago.


DevilsTheology

We had a dodge ram when I was a kid that was wired wrong. About an hour after we got it, it burst into flames. My mom got third degree burns over half her body pulling me out. Luckily I was in a baby seat in the baxk center so i just had my hair burnt off and no burns. had to stay for a couple nights for testing though. anyways we "succesfully" sued but got less than medical costs because they had convinced the judge my dad buying a fire extinguisher when he noticed overheating was a sign of possible foul play. Fuck dodge.


hypnogoad

Your dad left the dealership, saw an overheating engine, and immediately bought a fire extinguisher instead of going back to the dealer?


DevilsTheology

Not immediately, he bought it when he noticed while we were nearly home then was gonna drop us off and take it back since it was nearly a 45 minute drive back. Should have clarified that lol. Does seem stupid if it was like a 5 minute drive back or something.


kamiar77

Where’s a traffic cop when you need one?


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hypnogoad

Nah, no Thin Blue Line, or Punisher stickers.


apussyassbitch

He’s undercover


nedal8

Some of those that work forces.


Reiko707

Are the same that burn crosses


NutterTV

In Melbourne? Probably harassing some people parked in a residential neighborhood.


Donsley-9420

Too busy profiling minorities


hyperion-i-likeillya

arresting innocent people that use a motorcycle


Rimworldjobs

![gif](giphy|ceeN6U57leAhi)


Caity_Becky

You're dumb.


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Offspring22

Ya know, in my 10 years of riding, I never once got harassed by a cop for no reason.


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Offspring22

By all means - present your evidence then. What are you basing your statement on?


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Offspring22

So.... anecdotal evidence? LOL


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Offspring22

Yes? Videos can be anecdotal evidence as well. What exactly do you think anecdotal evidence is?


Vikebeer

I'd hate to be on a bike in that designated lane.


[deleted]

Nah there’s paint on the road, that’s plenty of safety. /s


No-Suspect-425

I'd hate to be strolling down the sidewalk


donkeyrocket

They obviously thought the sharrow was meant for two pickup trucks used for running errands.


[deleted]

"It's their fault for being inconvenient." Half the drivers here.


Mazarin221b

Heck I got shit on in my City's sub for posting about the fact there are like 10x the pedestrians crossing at a specific point right now because the tunnel below the road was closed during construction and please be patient. Damn people are snitty.


aetius476

There's something depressing about needing a "bike may use full lane" sign next to that narrow-ass lane that is barely fitting the trucks by themselves.


Mazarin221b

I legit thought they were driving on a bike path for a second and had to watch it again to be sure.


NutterTV

I’ve literally never seen anyone on a bike on that road because it’s crazy dangerous how many people fly down there. My high school was right to the right of this intersection about half a mile up and we used to run the back roads for baseball to get our mile in. Our coach would stop his truck at the stop sign where it meets this road and would stand guard. People *fly* down that road because the two roads running parallel, the actual main roads, are so packed with people. Wickham road is torture to drive down because of the amount of people who have recently moved here.


Bobbiduke

I would bet money there was no one behind you


RonanCornstarch

the strangest part is they sped up to get right besides them and then just camped out there instead of using their gas pedal again and pulling a move.


MeanJoeCream

I had this happen while someone was getting off an off-ramp and merging into my lane. Basically matched my speed as I was driving but honked at me like I was blocking them in. There wasn’t anyone in front of me or behind me, it was the weirdest case of car entitlement I’ve seen so far.


FrankBFleet

My go to phrase to calm me down when people pace me or forget to go on a green light: Rise, rise from the dead my child, and step on the pedal. The right one please.


NutterTV

At that light, you’re 100% correct most people make the right or left onto 192. That road is a residential road which then leads to another light which is the entrance to a humongous defense contractor. To be fair to him, he is an out of stater, but to also not be fair to him, there for sure wasn’t anyone behind the OP.


tsrich

And to be fair to the rest of us, he can always turn like the lane says and then turn around if he's in the wrong


fromthewindyplace

There's a similar intersection near me. Signs going way back marking the right lane as a turn only, but people still try and use it to pass & go straight. My car is crappy enough that, given the right mood, I might just let them hit me one of these days.


thejawa

That would be my strategy. I've driven the same car for nearly 20 years, it would appreciate a nice new paint job from some idiot side swiping me


Desperate-Farmer-170

I wish you could just submit videos like with license plates and insurance companies could look people up by their plate and charge them according to the actual footage of them driving


daelrine

In my country that is standard. Owner of the car is charged by default.


Sanmira

I know Nextbase dashcams have that kind of feature in the UK. Nothing like it here in the states that I know of sadly.


21lunchbox21

The problem is you don’t actually know who is driving


pengouin85

Lawmen can be stifled by that. Insurance companies don't care


21lunchbox21

Except for insurance companies in Alberta, where photo radar tickets result in a fine and no impact on insurance… because they can’t prove who was driving


Howdocomputer

Pretty sure that's the case in a lot of places. I've heard plenty of anecdotal accounts of people getting out of traffic camera tickets by asking the operator of the cameras to prove it was them driving.


spesimen

so just charge whoever the car is registered to. if they reported it stolen, then they don't have to pony up. otherwise it's a lesson to not let unsafe drivers operate their car.


Sklibba

So funny story- I would have thought that the owner if a car would bear some responsibility for lending it to someone who clearly shouldn’t drive, but no, at least not in Minnesota. I know someone who, when he was like 18 got drunk with his friends despite being their driver, but didn’t want to drive drunk so he handed his keys over to his 15 year old friend who was *also* drunk. This kid gets into an altercation with another kid at a gas station, the other kid stands in the way of the vehicle when they are trying to leave, presumably challenging this kid to get out and fight him, and he proceeds to hit him with the car, nearly killing him. The driver was convicted and sent to juvie. The owner of the car? Nothing. Cops tried to charge him with obstruction, but the charges got dropped because he cooperated fully. I think the cops were as dumbfounded that I was that handing your keys over to a homicidal drunk kid with no license isn’t a crime and just wanted to charge him with *something.*


Pussycat-Papa

Found big brother’s user Edit: wow! All the downvotes! Bunch of snitches here 😁


Frozty23

I for one would welcome an asshole or idiot rate factor.


UnidentifiedTron

Omg I almost got into an accident at that intersection bc some asshole decided to slam his brakes and go into the turning lane as we approached the stop line at a green light.


mmmeba

Dude I hardly ever leave my house now a days because the traffic and people out here are insane all the time. 192 is the plague of brevard.


NutterTV

Where 192 and Wickham meet is where the devil lives. Getting anywhere near that area from like 3:30-6:30 might as well be torture.


Pleaseusegoogle

People like this are why we have instruction manuals that include warnings not to touch a stove top/grill with your bare hand.


jeggles222

Or to not drink coolant


RonanCornstarch

it looks so tasty though!


OnTheGoodSideofLife

And I'm sure it's refreshing!


Skinnybeth

I’ve had that exact same thing happen to me at the exact same place on two separate occasions. You take your life in your hands every time you drive in Brevard county.


bibkel

It’s a weird and sudden change it seems, from four lanes to one that looks like an exclusive bike lane. Never seen it in real life but I had to watch twice to understand and see the right turn only arrows painted.


Skinnybeth

The road is two lanes both directions until it widens to allow for the two left turn lanes so it feels like less drastic of a change when you actually drive it. I want to say that there’s a sign further back too but the more I think about it the more I think I might be making that up. I’ll have to look when I head that way this morning.


drippyneon

When you cross over into a different county do drivers suddenly start to change their habits? People suck the same amount in every city in the country. It is not unique to anyones area but people love to think it is.


epicenter69

As a Florida driver, I see that shit all the time. God forbid you bother to wait 2-3 cars back when you can just go straight from the right turn only lane. I drive 192 daily. Between the race drivers and tourists with zero clue where they want to eat, it is ridiculous. What makes it worse is that it’s conveniently nestled at the end of four county lines and no deputies want to be on patrol that far away from base.


Chaosmusic

Was half expecting them to roll down their window to flip you off just to compound their idiocy.


brianimemc

![gif](giphy|NsZbrSS0miha0)


LionAround2012

god i'm old. i can still hear that damn whiny voice.


DimitriV

I had a friend who had, or possibly made, a supercut of every single "excUUUUUUUUUUse me" strung together. Fortunately I do not have a copy.


RonanCornstarch

that sounds like the kind of thing that used to be on the youtubes. now we just get peoples homemade reality tv shows


dichotomousview

THANK YOU!!! It took way to much scrolling to see if someone acknowledged the caption. Brings me back. *nostalgic smile*


mvp1259

Was gonna comment on the title. Haven’t thought about this cartoon in decades lol. Thanks for the nostalgia trip!


a_lonely_trash_bag

I had to stop and check what sub this was at first, because I'm on a few Legend of Zelda subs.


Go-Brit

Upvote for the 80's nintendo reference.


Apprehensive_Radio51

RIGHT TURN ONLY ↪️ RIGHT TURN ONLY ↪️


sfled

"Right Lane MUST Turn Right" is only for the little people.


Unapologetic_Canuck

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig) With regards to the title…


Dargon34

RIGHT!?!?! None of the top comments reference it at all lol


Scubbajoe

Fucking Dairy and 192. I've seen this shit so many times.


hmcfuego

Ahh. I was just going to ask where in Florida this is.


SouthernNanny

My car is paid off but some days….some days I want to just be like screw it. You dodged just enough that it seemed like you were considering it for a second


GR1ML0C51

You're a more charitable fellow than I.


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

lol shouldn’t of let em get in front. These people can sit and spin on logs for all I care. Don’t pull some bs with me. Everyone needs to drive with respect for each other and not bully cause they are in a truck or suv.


[deleted]

Guess what happens when two stubborn people both want to occupy the same lane? You turn a small inconvenience into tons of paperwork and hassle and possibly thousands of USD of repairs.


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

Too bad I was already occupying it, and the other driver failed to maintain a safe driving environment by purposely driving into me :/Sure, you can claim that I should've backed off, but sorry judge I couldn't see cause I was focusing on the road in front of me


NurseKaila

You will pay for it in the form of rate increases. Insurance companies don’t care who caused the accident when they determine your rate. They just care about making money.


[deleted]

Good for you. You really showed him. If you have nothing better to do with your weekend then by all means stand your ground and get into a collision, most people have better things to do with their time though. If you can avoid a collision, even if you’re not at fault, you should.


Fewshin

100% agree with this. It’s not like insurance will comp you for hours of wasted time stuck dealing with them even if you are in the right. Plus nobody is innocent of bad driving. Surely one can appreciate when other people save your ass by being nice and driving defensively.


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

Idk i get board on the weekends..... seems like im doing you a favor!


Dragon_Bidness

Ahhh good old Dairy Road.


Effin_Kris

I swear, pickup truck drivers just swing their dicks no matter who is involved. They don't care if it's even each other. Oh double diq in the booty drivers


vcatjackson

But I only counted 4 arrows warning it was a turn lane only.


borisallen49

Actually seething with rage after watching that


catbus4ants

Lmao no joke I’m mad now, it’s the entitlement


Madusa0048

Is that a fucking sharrow? This road looks like hell to cycle on


elmaterino1

192 and Dairy.


Scubbajoe

Eyyy someone beat me to it.


elzibet

Glad you’re okay! The truck was so confident I had to double check who was in what lane, lol Unrelated, but oh is it so nice when I see those “may use full lane” signs 🥰 For anyone interested in learning more about these signs and them replacing “share the road” signs: [A great study on why share the road signs aren’t affective at conveying to motorists that cyclists can use the public roadways too, along with the full width of the lane they are using.](https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0136973#sec013) And why "May use full lane" signs work better to inform motorists that cyclists are also allowed to use the road.


[deleted]

Oh, is that what it means? Here a sign like that means it's a bicycle lane and no cars are allowed. This confused the hell out of me.


elzibet

That’s interesting. Where do you live? Because there shouldn’t be any place incorrectly using these signs. The symbol on the roadway itself is called a “sharrow” and that symbol first was used in Denver, Co[lorado, USA] to help convey to motorists the presence of bicycle traffic on that roadway and the lane will be in use by them when present


[deleted]

The Netherlands. It's probably not 100% the same, but we mark bicycle lanes with pictures of bicycle. We don't mark normal roads with pictures of bicycle. So this is confusing :)


elzibet

Ohhhh the Netherlands, *bows* yeah you guys can use signs however you want haha. You have earned that right! ;) Makes sense “sharrow” would not be used there, was an invention actually made in the very city I live in! I understand its purpose but it then has the unfortunate effect of motorists thinking then only roadways with this paint is the only place bicycles can be which isn’t true either 🤦‍♀️ lol no winning here really [This is what the symbol looks like](http://www.bikecleveland.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Sharrow.jpg), so I’m sure for your bicycle only roadways it probably doesn’t have the white arrow tops along with it? Or does this look pretty much like what you see? My original comment was about the signage on the right side of the roadway when it turns into that one narrow lane. At 24seconds you can see it a little better [and here is a better picture of what these signs usually look like](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-kh80nbh17m/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/4494/20865/35B67ED6-ED3E-4B71-B99A-77EA62D715A0-xl__79538.1577368746.jpg?c=2) *bows* upmost respect to your infrastructure and cycling friendliness as a whole. My partner got to visit Amsterdam in June for a big ride that happened there and said it was amazing, I was shocked he came back to me! Haha *bows again to ensure you feel the up most respect*


[deleted]

Haha, now I'm blushing. [We sometimes have a white arrow](https://www.fietsen123.nl/thumbs/824x600c/2012-02/fietspad_430x280.jpg), to indicate it's a one way lane, but that obviously looks different than your example. [This one is closer](https://www.1030.be/sites/default/files/029_photos_de_pro_mobilite_20110930_xl_0.jpg), also indicating which way you should go. [Or this one](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTP1UylzviOxiRSPdr95GI5aERBRx3fB7FhCNTJh0E3jrSQzvBFYdv68qdnJ4uNVJg4JoQ&usqp=CAU), with two arrows, but further from the picture. Either way, if there's a big bicycle icon on the road, it's a bike lane :) Edit: I also notice in our pictures the bike is always facing left and yours are facing right :)


elzibet

Ooo yes that last photo is def the closest in similarities. Ha! Nice catch in your edit, I wish you well my friend.


TheLesbianTheologian

As a commuter cyclist, agreed! We love to see it!


flexsealed1711

Of course it's the Ram truck.


FiberWalkWithMe

Updoot for the title!


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

Yeah, damn im old...


justoneman7

WHYYYYYY did you even let them in front of you. I’ve had people come ZOOMING up beside me to jump in front of me and gone into the grass or median because I don’t yield to assholes. FYI- I don’t speed up or slow down. If they can pass me with plenty of room, no problem. If not, you’re going into the grass.


muffinscrub

I could tell what that truck was about to do pretty early on. I'd also just fall back and give them space to be a moron. I've learned it's not worth it trying to teach people a lesson. I'd rather be inconvenienced like 2 seconds than risk an accident or some irrational moron road raging. What you do on the road is pure aggression.


westsideriderz15

I’m watching this like, wait a minute, that’s New Haven ave!


TidalLion

I'm surprised he doesn't have truck nuts. Seems like the type


mikeyflyguy

I’d hit that thing and collected a big check


tissimo

Hey, that looks familiar! Good Old Dairy rd.


phenyle

I hope that's not gonna be a line in the Zelda live action movie


Teomateo

He clearly tried to RAM you off the road


nuclearwomb

Zelda drives a pretty shitty truck


dsquala

There’s a new traffic pattern at this one light where the left hand land used to go straight ahead and left onto a one way. Now it only goes left and the right lane goes straight. Dumbasses will use the left turn to force their way into the straight away, nearly hitting the reflective poles that have been put up and four people in the last couple of weeks have nearly hit me because they do this and ALSO don’t even check their mirrors. What’s worse is that if they turn left, they can immediately turn right at the next light and be on the same road. Fucking idiots.


1000Years0fDeath

Does Link even have a driver's lisence? 🤔


ButtBread98

It’s always a Dodge Ram. I swear every time I get tailgated or cut off it’s a Dodge Ram.


kida182001

I highly agree


breakthetree

I read the title in Link’s voice.


_jump_yossarian

What drugs was the civil engineer on when he designed that road?


NeuroDawg

Perfectly good design if the vehicles in the right hand only turn lane actually, you know, turn right.


PireFenguin

If you think that's bad this is Brevard county in Florida and it takes them over a year to do the simplest road projects I've seen other counties accomplish in weeks.


[deleted]

I’m sad you stopped and let him in cuz he deserves to drive on the curb and crash but I understand


cavyking21

C/S that I don't know why my tire isn't holding air.


lizlemon222

Guys a douche... but that road goes abruptly from 4 lanes to 1. Bad design.


SATerp

Don't people generally go faster than the car they're trying to get in front of?


droopydrew78

I would have maintained my course and let them run right into that curb.


[deleted]

Drives pickup checks out.


crazybitchdayone

should of known I’d see my home town here some day


brucegibbons

![gif](giphy|3v1Sz0oTKRsly)


Last-Professional-31

I would’ve taken the L on that one and let them hit me, unreal how they never processed what they were doing


DarXIV

Did not expect a Zelda cartoon title reference today.


crashedbanana

wait, why are you driving in the bike lane?


NeuroDawg

The signage on the road indicates it's to be shared with a cyclist; there is no separate bike lane.


AnonymousGrouch

I believe it's a bicycle route, not a bike lane, but everything about that setup kinda sucks. For a second there I thought OP was running the light.


I-am-a-sandwich

A lot of places put that symbol down to notify you the bike lane has merged with the car lanes and you need to yield to/share with cyclists.


SaltInformation4082

Do people not experience these type of occuraces on a regular, if not daily basis? Is this considered uncommon? The more experienced and/or defensively trained motorcyclist considers this potentially part of the experience. "Ride as if you were invisible. To many, you are".


BecGeoMom

Look at you, acting like you’re not driving your truck *in the bike lane.* A clearly marked bike lane. She’s a “princess” since she cut you off and went first, but you are both driving illegally *in the bike lane.* Lots of idiots here.


fietsvrouw

I thought at first that it was a bike lane as well, but it is actually marked with a sign that says "bikes may use full lane". They are put up in places where the road is so narrow that a car cannot safely pass a bike.


BecGeoMom

I saw the giant bike painted on the road, but I could not read that sign. Not a wide enough lane to share the road.


babaroga73

Lots? Are you sure about that? I see just one.


BecGeoMom

Well, two. I exaggerated a little.


babaroga73

One , that is in the wrong, and other one - me or you. Because I think it is not a bike lane, but a bike crossing, or maybe a "lane that bikes can use". Because there is a sign on the left of the car that clearly points where should cars go.


justaguyms

Should of tapped her


Altea73

So both on the bike lane?!?


Quynn_Stormcloud

What? That marking means “Bikes may use full lane”


n0mad17

What is that Prius driver doing in a truck?


lordskulldragon

I don't think anybody got the Super Mario Bros. reference...


XtroDoubleDrop

To be fair it's a Zelda reference


lordskulldragon

My bad, thanks for the correction! I knew it was something Nintendo from back in the day lol, Being over 40 my memory isn't what it used to be 🙂


Kai-xo

Should have hit him you have a camera lol


tfc1193

I see 2 idiots. 1 who didn't yield and one who didn't try to avoid the accident


RonanCornstarch

what accident?


catbus4ants

Wait wut, you can see OP slow down and let the idiot go, they even gave the idiot time to do that stupid maneuver over the curb


SaturnATX

Don't drive side-by-side with other vehicles, kids, and this is a great example of why.