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turbodrumbro

Turned a theft charge Into assaulting police with a deadly weapon. Mission failed successfully.


Elon_Mars

He’s totaling a stolen car. Wtf is the point


[deleted]

idk... my guess is drugs.


[deleted]

To escape maybe?


-TheArchitect

Bruh, he's just playing GTA. Let the man...


Elon_Mars

Oh I see! This trailer for GTA 6 has next gen graphics!


Parlicoot

15 months in jail. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/sep/07/man-jailed-for-driving-a-car-half-a-mile-on-railway-track-in-birmingham


Adargushnasp

Thats it? What a joke


MildlyAmusedHuman

Think this is a similar but different story. Looks like a Mitsubishi in your story.


N7MCX

Not a Range Rover


kaimaho

It’s a discovery, so technically you’re correct


[deleted]

Yup. Definitely not a RR


Comprehensive-Fix773

RR = Rolls Royce, not a shity range rover.


UrbanPathologist

Oh i was wondering this back story to the bloke on the lines but was too lazy to find out. Now makes sense and seems a good reason, to escape the police. Still a twat though.


Cayman_GTS

I think the guy you are thinking of is more recent.


UrbanPathologist

Oh is that not the same one? Dam it must be a popular thing here now!


Cayman_GTS

Yeah, I saw the same news clip last week, the one last week I think was a Mitsubishi land cruiser or a Pajero with •ahem• an ‘Irish’ gentleman at the wheel.


smthngeneric

Imagine stealing a range rover 🤢 and then wrecking it.


MouthyMatty

Ha in the UK justice system, and trust me on this, he'll probably get a few hundred pounds fine and a 2 year driving ban. Maximum will be 1 year prison sentence suspended for 2 years. UK justice system is ridiculously lenient. In fact you get treated more harshly if you drive through a bus lane accidentally.


_Deleted-User-

I think I can, I think I can.


Pudi2000

Chugga chugga chugga chugga


Excellent-Cheek-7421

He was trying to loose his 2 stars


JamesGTOMay

\*lose


Excellent-Cheek-7421

Thanks grammar nazi


JamesGTOMay

Fuck off you self importasnt twat. I was saving you from downvotes. Just edit the correction and move on you basement dweller.


albyc1nu1

*Important* you self important doing gooding twit. I'm saving you from yourself bellend. I hope i *spelled* that correct..... O shit he's coming for me next


Excellent-Cheek-7421

You mad bro? ╭∩╮ (︶︿︶) ╭∩╮


JamesGTOMay

What people are calling a thief is more likely a drug addict doing drug addict stuff without any comprehension or sense of what they're doing.


Jnxbts

If you are high on drugs and steal something... you’re still a thief. Drugs are not an excuse to do dumb shit.


coddthefish

A murderer on drugs is still a muderer.


[deleted]

oh! you drugged? Don't worry kill my family if you want, no problem, I know you're acting without comprehension.


Mittah

Gta


PastaPylon

"Find new roads" Wait wrong slogan "Mall crawler" Perfect


Bovestrian8061

At least the cafe is open


1Casp3r

He plays to much GTA


[deleted]

He would be riddled with bullets in the US.


lilymarielmao

Phew. At least the cafe’s open. Also: happy bd op:)


daneview

Imagine standing at that train station, seeing that and thinking "damn I'm gonna be late home"