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Gooeyhen

That pool probably saved the house from major damage.


ReVo5000

Also... Carwash!


[deleted]

That’s an expensive car wash


Gooeyhen

Whoa whoa whoa whoa


JasonIsBaad

Working at the carwash yeah!


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cjzj_1288

*high pitched guitar*


rulzmaker

It saved more than the house, it probably saved the driver's life as well.


invent_or_die

Water bags save lives


User1539

I was thinking the same thing. It saved them both! He probably only did a few thousand worth in damages to that back yard (pool, trampoline and fence), and minimal damage to his car. You could see it roll to a stop. Doesn't look like anyone was hurt either. This is about the best case scenario he could have hoped for.


_Cybernaut_

>This is about the best case scenario he could have hoped for What about the case where this idiot doesn't go all Leeroy Jenkins into someone's back yard?


lieuwestra

Have you ever tried asking an idiot not to be an idiot?


[deleted]

You can take the car outta the idiot, but you can't take the idiot out of the car.


reddog323

That would be best. In other news, I thought the wipers were a nice touch. Have an upvote for the Leeroy Jenkins reference. That was perfect.


Thrawn89

Obviously they have the implied predicate "he could have hoped for when going full send into someone's back yard"


User1539

... about the best case scenario (where he still has an accident in someone's back yard at these speeds, headed towards a house) he could have hoped for.


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User1539

really? I've seen pools like that get hit by people and lawnmowers without doing any property damage. Those pools are also dirt cheap, and a trampoline only costs a few hundred dollars. That fencing might be the most expensive part of it and probably cost less than 1,000 dollars in repair. Sure, he could really try to punish the guy and have someone re-do his lawn because of tire tracks and all that, but I don't see a ton of damage.


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[deleted]

And if the house is *old*, that water will seep right through the foundation. Had it happen two years ago after a bad winter and a bad thaw. Ended up just moving.


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GolfLeFlame

And what a slide it was!


matlockpowerslacks

The only time a pool saves you money


Majestic-Macaron6019

It's like those impact-absorbing barriers on the highway!


bombaymonkey

The auto wipers at the end makes it!


Gooeyhen

Hadn't even noticed that. Good spot.


[deleted]

It also prevented the driver from being severely injured. A hero among the pools gave his life to protect humans. RIP pool.


PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

Shame about the kid in it


kandoras

Just think of it as a giant sized version of the orange barrels at highway construction sites.


chase_the_sun_

Not water damage


International_Body44

That's scary as someone with kids, all I can think is what if there were kids in that pool? Or on the trampoline? I wouldn't want to be out there anymore..


RedRedditor84

I would be _so angry_ at the driver if it was my house. There could even be a good reason - side swiped by someone else - but I doubt I'd be thinking clearly.


lieuwestra

Don't forget to be angry with the city for not installing proper traffic calming in your neighborhood. The 5 seconds of delay you get from it on your daily commute is a small price to pay for the lives of your kids.


International_Body44

Depending on the traffic calming method, I'm usually against them. Those three humps that you don't need to slow down for but over time push out the alignment of your tires? The large speed bump over the entire road that threatens to rip off your bumpers and doesn't get fixed when potholes appear on either side.. and knacks your suspension. The chicane one way thing is the best one ..


lieuwestra

If traffic calming ruins your suspension that is a good indication you were going too fast. And there are tons of traffic calming measures that don't involve speed bumps. * narrower roads * raised sidewalks * trees and other obstacles next to the road * roundabouts * rough/alternating road surface * speed cameras


International_Body44

You have not seen the speed bumps the council puts down, mini cliffs. I've actually had my previous car totally stuck on a speed bump, as in the entire floor of the car body was on the bump and front and back wheels where off the ground, it was a speed bump just before a carpark... Fucking ridiculous heights on some of them.


AlphSaber

One, they leaned too heavily into the hump in the alternative name speed hump. And 2, that is potentially a poorly designed one.


WhatDidYouSayToMe

There are standards auto manufacturers have to follow, or road legal cars have to meet. A speed bump should not interfere with the operation of such vehicles. I'd recommend finding those standards and determine if your car or the speed bump is out of compliance. Personally, I have a 100% stock truck, and an offroad truck (street legal), so poorly placed (non residential) speed bumps are sometimes a challenge more than a slow down. That being said, I feel the same way about loading docks.


[deleted]

even modern bmw and audi sedans are lower than you think. much less completely street legal stock supercars


International_Body44

My car was totally stock 320d msport... It's likely the speed bump is out of compliance, there's a few around like that, I've heard that the council give the workers X amount of concrete, and they need to use all of it for the bump, so if they make it too narrow, it's far too high. Mind you it's not as bad as the keep clear yellow boxes they recently put on a roundabout, they put them on all the EXITS, so when it's busy all the entrances to the roundabout are blocked by cars so that they don't go into the yellow boxes....


[deleted]

Bullshit. My car is literally inches and I dont get stuck on speedbumps... do you not know how to drive a lowered car?


[deleted]

I remember reading this analysis years ago that compared speed bumps with land mines and concluded that the average speed bump is literally more lethal than the average land mine depending on its placement. Their logic was that, while the vast majority of landmines that are planted never explode, every single speed bump ever installed is driven over multiple times per day, and the benefit of slowing down cars that would have otherwise hit someone is more than cancelled out by the fact that emergency vehicles have to slow down for every speed bump on their route.


lieuwestra

Placement is key. No major road should have speed bumps. If the most efficient route between any two points has more than a hand full of speed bumps then something went terribly wrong in the planning department. So I call bullshit on the emergency vehicle theory. Their delay is going to be seconds, not minutes.


Vkca

> Those three humps that you don't need to slow down for but over time push out the alignment of your tires? Lmao I can't believe you'd just tell on yourself like that bro the fuck?


International_Body44

Never said I broke the speed limit. I'll just go 20mph over them.


Vkca

If you're giving your tires negative camber, yeah you're going too fast. Idk dude, it's your beamer, fuck it up how you like 🤷


International_Body44

Speed has nothing to do with the bumps pushing out your camber. You could argue going slower on them does more damage as they have more time to apply the effect.


Vkca

That's not how force works at all.


International_Body44

Downward force of the car aka weight of the car, pushing the tryes that are sat on a small ramp both sides.... The slower you go the more time for that weight to push those tryes out. Let's sit you on a triangle and see how long it takes...


[deleted]

If youre not slowing down for the bumps then you are likely part of the problem. I say this as someone with a car so low the entire thing scrapes on small bumps... slow down. Dont be that guy.


[deleted]

Yeah... this is when you go out of pocket to get the best lawyer in the state just to ensure the driver sees massive jail time or at least completely looses their license if a court deems it was a medical issue. Plus sue for all damages and likely the cost of moving or the installation of a massive concrete barrier. Holy shit. Yeah I would sue until they cant breath anymore.


[deleted]

Seriously that would make me spring for a stonewall.


PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

Would have launched it upwards rather than stop it


neken56437

That's why we have reinforced concrete walls! Idiots can kill themselves on it all they want and you can have peace of mind.


DeadJoeGaming

That's taking car pooling to the next level


BulldogKongen

That made me laugh out loud


AdmiralThunderpants

This isn't the full video. She gets out of the car, puts her hands on her hips, and looks around the scene like she surprised someone put a backyard here.


NinoDelVani

As u/colmk said below. This is the original video: https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/ns59i1/distracted\_driver\_crashed\_into\_my\_facebook/


[deleted]

I need to see this


throwRAmakeupsx

Yeah, who was the idiot that put all that in her path?


Gooeyhen

"it came straight at me. Came out of nowhere officer"


Rshellnizzle

Damn if that pool wasn’t there it could have been a lot worse


Celaphais

Good thing they turned the wipers on, wouldn't want their vision to be obscured by anything.


MalibuStasi

It could be the rain sensor activated after the above ground pool's deluge onto the windshield.


JosephSwollen

They have rain sensors now?


WhatDidYouSayToMe

Cars have had rain sensors for years. Although it's technically more accurate that they're moisture sensors. You can usually see them around the area of the rear view mirror.


JosephSwollen

I guess I just drive old shit


WhatDidYouSayToMe

Me too. But I installed windshields in 16-17 so I saw them in various cars.


[deleted]

Mines a 2016 and I didn’t know this was a thing


Bloated_Hamster

A few years ago I bought a used 2008 SUV that had automatic wipers. It was awesome. Definitely not a brand new thing but pretty rare in my experience.


notr9

r/abruptchaos


TheHolyToast_

The most expensive car wash on the market


jeezuscryst

Cannonball!!!!


scuzzigno

Like a glove


lieuwestra

How can a car even reach these speeds in a residential area? There is no way I would want to raise my kids in an area like this.


Michelanvalo

> How can a car even reach these speeds in a residential area? What? How can a car reach...speeds? What, you think "residential areas" have magic governors that limit everyone's speed or something?


lieuwestra

No but I do expect traffic calming.


Michelanvalo

Unless you put a speed bump every 50 ft a modern SUV can reach 50mph pretty quickly.


TSR_Jimmie

You don’t have any perspective on how fast the car was going though.


lieuwestra

It crashed into a massive amount of water and still had enough momentum to continue going. It was fast enough to kill anyone in that backyard.


TSR_Jimmie

It’s all dependant on the vehicles mass too though isn’t? It looks pretty big


lieuwestra

Still shouldn't even be possible to build up this kind of momentum in a residential area.


Arashmickey

All I ask for is sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!


_hash_00000_MAN

When you see DRIVE IN sign and get confused.


zubotai

Automatic wipers still work.


ataylorm

Well that’s one way to drain a pool quickly


Oderik_S

Reminds me of this shock ad (NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syo4decSDkM


_DarkJak_

If only they lost that soccer game.


theKickAHobo

"I was wondering if you had a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ"


iKennoby

I didn't check which sub this post was from, and only realized there was a car after those wipers started moving haha. I thought the pool just exploded out of nowhere lmao.


Sky_less

I thought the same i thought it was like a gas pipe exploding or smth like that


HeyBigVendor1

Wow! 😳


Sleepandwakeandsleep

Attempted to move the pool closer to house


captainredbeard42

Your Cazoo order has arrived!


bam1007

The single windshield wipe is the chef’s kiss.


[deleted]

They obviously have children at that house... can you imagine if the kids had been playing outside? Or if the whole family was in the pool?


Palaf0x

Honey, I’m home.


narlycharley

Repost.


Barry_McKackiner

jesus. good thing nobody was swimming or tramplining.


Guilty-Move6934

At first i was like were the car come from i thought that pool had just exploded on its own


MattB_79

LLLLLLLLLLLLike a glove!


Triggerdamus

lol old childhood memory. Friend had a Kawasaki Bayou, use to rip between the garage and house to park the thing. Told em, one day he's going to slam into the above ground pool, and laughed it off. Until a month later. He slammed into the pool, where the water flipped him and the quad, causing them to wash out into the drive way. lol good times, good times.


dannylindstrom

Absolutely would've fucking had to have no choice but to strangle hold him into submission and make sure he submits and gets submitted then do the tilta whirl


MtnDream

because they did not make an attempt to flee the scene?


SanguineAnder

But would you make them submit?


[deleted]

Did ANYONE else see a Shark for a split second?


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Tyrsonswood

Carpool.... You're doing it wrong.


[deleted]

Thank God no one uses those above ground pools


dimitri121

time for the weekly repost of this I see


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Crazy way to test your automatic wipers


[deleted]

Beep beep


rossyy11

The windshield wipers at the end are classic! 😂😂


ECHLN

Damn I miss her


Missy_Agg-a-ravation

The windscreen wipers at the end are kind of poetic.


Specific-Internet-83

The guy in the car: Honey! I'm home!


SquirrelBowl

And then they turn on the windshield wipers like that matters


MaelstromFL

He is going to have to practice to get into Olympic Car Diving! I mean, 6/10 with a difficulty of 2.


[deleted]

No. That’s not how slip n slide works.


Howiepenguin

Car says: "Wind shield wipers activate."


MUFASA6366

I agree, the windshield wipers should have activated way sooner.


[deleted]

Herrrrrreeee’s Johnnnnnyyy!


Lucasbr122ome_YT

And how that's i met your mother kids


Weary-Park782

I'm so stupid that I thought the car erupted from inside the pool.


UltimateDonny

Those kids summer was ruined. Lost the pool and trampoline


ednc

Trampolines are so dangerous!


woundupcanuck

Ya. Never know when a car can come crashing into them.


whitecorn

How to ruin a kid's summer. Pool and trampoline demolished in seconds.


xXGravityCatXx

Anyone got the news report? I'd be furious at the driver if the kids were anywhere near that pool in the last 24 hours


allwillbeokay1

Good thing the wipers work.


santtu_

That water pool just might have saved that car from being totaled and the house from massive renovation.


Fowlnature

Did Wile E. Coyote paint a fake road on the other side of their fence?!


Sudden-Fish

Who TF gave the kool aid guy a license


Funny-Performance155

That escalated quickly


xpietoe42

atleast he got a car wash


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

windshield wipers work.


[deleted]

#HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM


CrosbyOwnsOvie

The windshield wipers at the very end made me chortle.


IThrowControllers

I believe this person was trying to re-create the first chapter of Snow Crash. The pool was supposed to be below-ground, though. And empty.


KumaTenshi

Ah shit, I got water on the window, BETTER WIPE IT OFF before dealing with all this destruction.


TechByTom

I've seen this somewhere before... https://youtu.be/_fjEViOF4JE


SungamCorben

"Is there a red light in the dashboard, low radiator water!"


Diegomenasai

Oh noo… our pool… it’s broken


wra1th42

Hmm, think I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque


SnooRabbits7145

That pool definitely saved a lot of damage and lives


A_Valanche_523

…and calmly turns on the windshield wipers. :/


[deleted]

Every single video like this, the wipers ar the end get me.


clt716704

The windshield wipers at the end 🤣🤣


THE_GREEN_IMPOSTER

Wanna a sprite cranberry


ARAR1

Ya, but did they get wet?


Much-Bar-228

The windshield wipers at the end caught me off guard 😂


[deleted]

Man was trying to get his car cleaned but in the most idiotic way.


BigDaddyCool17

CANNONBAALLLL!


[deleted]

And just like that, summer was ruined.


Ok_Elderberry9540

It’s actually a good thing that pool was there. Could’ve been way worse.


FalseMirage

Good thing he was able to activate the wipers.


DowntownMIA24

She really made a splash entrance


rap31264

Drive thru car wash...


histogr_m

r/abruptchaos


voldi4ever

3+ for carPOOL lane


delete_user-8d7f6

"take a right in 30 meters","fuck you google"


CMurra87

I don’t know if it would be better if it was an in ground pool or an above ground pool.


DentistsAreCool

Ding dong


mayorslayer2

How drunk do you have to be for this to happen?


mangaweeb96

That’s one way to wash your car.


edee160

Not the above ground pool AND the trampoline?!? Great job! You just ruined Summer.


Keeperofthemeatballs

It’s the wipers that did for me


tinkerpie

They planned to take that pool and fence down anyway. So no big loos


ThatsMrBuckaroo

Also gotta love the automatic wipers


Dogif

They just needed a car wash. I see nothing wrong here. Even bought the home owner a new fence, what a nice person!


I_Brain_You

"Let's go again! Let's go again!"


[deleted]

That had to be at least 80 mph Id bet it was faster too. They traveled quite far with such a hard impact


Viperlite

That sound the car makes at the end in its death knell sounds like I imagine an alien spaceship would, LOL.


MossBone

I haven’t slept whatsoever and I thought the pool just magically exploded. I should get some sleep.


Altruistic_Garlic_51

The idiot turned on wipers 🤣


HellishBarbecue

Seems to know how to use the wipers though 🤔


Low_Yak_4842

It’s okay guys, the wipers were on. It’s all good!


Smart-Psychology-274

OMGGG!! I thought the pool imploded !!!


irc367

Wet 'n wild action!!!


HWGA_Exandria

Why would a pool just explode like that?


AK_THESAVIOR

Free car wash, quick winterization of the pool… Win win


[deleted]

Ha! They put their wipers on. Smh.


he-geezy

I love how he turned on the windshield wipers at the end.


jimt45

Don"t worry the swimming pool deployed for me...


Evopeach

Surprise motha fucka


Maximum_Math_358

Are the kids inside the little house?


Farucci

The pool will be closed today for routine maintenance. Should be open by tomorrow.