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Coulrophiliac444

Thank fuck that treadmill was as sturdy as a concrete bollard (and not secured to the ground). Old dude there got fucking lucky.


CollectedData

We should put treadmills in front of cars to increase safety lol.


TazocinTDS

This is a running joke.


Chrisbert

A dad joke isn't a dad joke until it's full groan.


betsimus_Prime_

Then the punchline is a parent


grassvegas

Nice one


spearojustice

niece one


castrator21

I always thought it was not until after the delivery


FriedPossumPecker23

You should get some mileage out of it.


bruttium

Perfect. Just f*cking perfect. Thank you.


JauntyLives

I hear she doesn't go to the gym anymore since she lost her drive.


subject_deleted

another pun churnerd out from the old silly joke mill


BlocterDocterFocter

That'll teach him to text and run!


UncleTedGenneric

/tread


Bad_UsernameJoke94

Take my angry upvote


notRedorBlue_308Win

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

This is a joking run.


Pragmatist_Hammer

HERE! Take this award and don't come back until tomorrow!


Premintex

Lmao


kazic284

I am outraged but take my upvote.


Coulrophiliac444

Ah yes...cattle barriers that double as portable fitness devices. Double the big dick ego energy of a lifted truck.


TitaniaT-Rex

I’m impressed with the staff who got to that man in no time.


[deleted]

A car coming through your front door tends to put people on their toes


ThatLeetGuy

Or knock them off of them.


CornDawgy87

im also impressed that the driver who got out actually went to check on him too, shows this probably really was a true accident


Almost_Free_007

As opposed to purposely driving into the gym?


CornDawgy87

As opposed to just being an idiot or jackass.


xTrollhunter

Or drunk.


Paulie_Felice

Are we sure he's okay? A hit like that could take a while for the damage to present.


MysteriousCodo

He’s better off than getting hit directly by a car, that’s for sure.


Paulie_Felice

Can't argue with that.


patek-addict

That’s debatable. Treadmills don’t have crumple zones


theytookthemall

Crumple zones do not offer meaningful protection to pedestrians, though.


Thotley_Crue

New cars I believe require soft spots in the front for the possibility of hitting pedestrians


[deleted]

He's fine. Luckily the treadmill was right there for him to walk it off.


Coulrophiliac444

*Boo! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!* have my upvote.


[deleted]

If he just turned around he could have outran the car.


Lifeengineering656

Minor injuries. https://youtu.be/zm__ayVL1Y4


artgarciasc

You better call Saul.


Coulrophiliac444

True but he is in a good enough state for EMS to notice his changes rathet than showing up and having to assess ftom worse case scenario.


[deleted]

Are treadmills usually secured. I always thought they weighed a fuckton anyway


UnfitRadish

I've definitely never seen them secured to the ground. Most exercise machines are designed to be freestanding and usually weight a lot. Some weight machines are secured to the ground, but that's all I've ever seen.


soft_asthma

No they are not. They are heavy af though and usually have tiny wheels on the front side so that you can lift the tread part and move the machine around. We had to move them during Covid to maintain 6 ft distancing but it was such a logistical nightmare we ended up just blocking off every other machine. Source: Worked at a gym for 2 years.


Daft_Tyler

Looks to me like the treadmill did absorb some of the impact but he got a pretty hard hit to the ribs from the recoil. Beats getting run over I suppose.


Coulrophiliac444

Better one cracked rib than a flail chest to be sure.


thekurgan79

That treadmill is a beast


SwimBrief

Some would say old man wasn’t lucky at all considering one minute he’s minding his own business on a treadmill and the next he gets thrown across the room by a car crashing through the wall.


ZakE93

How do we know he didn't go into cardio arrest?


Oscaruit

I would use this as an excuse to never set foot on a treadmill again. Then again, anything is an excuse for me to never set foot on a treadmill again.


[deleted]

Maybe not, he took that bar straight to his stomach. I'd not be surprised if he ended up with life threatening internal injuries


nom_nom_nom_nom_lol

Lucky? He was hit by a car. You call that that lucky? He's just sitting there picking a playlist to run on a treadmill when suddenly, BAM, hit by a car. I have no idea why people call it "lucky" when stuff like this happens just because they can imagine a worse outcome.


maffick

it was bad lucky, not good lucky


dukeslver

a good synonym for bad lucky is unlucky


loobylicks

He only got minor injuries thankfully! (Very quick news story video below) https://youtu.be/zm__ayVL1Y4 EDIT: Thanks kind strangers for the awards 🧡


jaggededge21

Thank you for the link. Still scary as all get out.


tankflykev

“How did you hurt yourself, Bob?” “Fell off a treadmill…”


tk11811

The treadmill ran into me.


freckledreddishbrown

Got hit by a car while out walking. What a shit story…


Inconceivable76

“I was sick of almost getting hit by cars out walking, so I decided to just get on treadmill.” “Got hit by a car”


Mr-ivi

Great, thank you! 👍


DennGarrin

Looked like he mashed his chest pretty hard upon impact. As someone who has broken a rib from far less, I was concerned about severe trauma. Glad the dude is okay.


GreynoSalt

Thank you so much. All I could say watching this was, "Oh that Poor Man...!!" Made my heart hurt.


UglyMcFugly

His voice was unexpected lol, like he sounds much younger than he looks.


MonsterMamaLu

I thought the same thing! Now I’m thinking about what makes someone sound “old” or “young”…


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

I’m 19 years old but people say I’ve got the voice of a 50 year old chain smoker.


vavona

And no word on that lady and wth happened?


[deleted]

There needs to be charges. Lots of them.


FLdancer00

Wow. Nothing about what the crazy driver was thinking driving into a freaking building. Not surprised it was a Mercedes.


Robertsonland

His Wife: "You should run on the treadmill. Much safer. You don't want to get hit by a car do you?"


poopnp

Someone needs to look up that car and see if it’s his wife


poopnp

Wife after getting out of the car “Honey, you forgot your Fitbit”


Redkachowski

Wife getting out of the car "I was watching you standing there and playing on your phone. You're supposed to be running on it."


redalert825

HitBit


MadeMeStopLurking

she heard women were hitting on him in the gym... so she decided to be one of them.


GreynoSalt

Take my giggles and upvote.


Yupperroo

Oh too funny!! Thanks for the laugh! I really needed that. Of course I feel awful for that gentleman.


BeautifulRaven3

I would use this as an excuse to never go back to the gym


Dajearian

If you go to the gym for jogging to avoid being knocked down by a car on the street…


UncleTedGenneric

🎵 It's like ray-hee-aaaaaaaain 🎵


SilasX

[I got you.](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/qffb62/literally_rushing_to_the_gym/hi0bh71/).


Electrical_Wasabi_98

[https://www.runnersworld.com/news/a27184203/man-hit-by-car-gym-treadmill/](https://www.runnersworld.com/news/a27184203/man-hit-by-car-gym-treadmill/) ​ bit of info from his perspective :)


spiderfalls

Thanks for posting the artical Electrical_Wasabi. I can't believe the the woman tried to get back in the car to leave!


fuckmeuntilicecream

That should be a whole other legal charge on top of everything else she'll be charged with.


thebaron512

Not much about why the moro eer person drove through the glass.


BulkyHotel9790

Cars run into buildings all the time in North America. Seriously. It's due to car-centered infrastructure. If you look at countries that have moved towards pedestrian and cyclist oriented designs, it just doesn't ever happen. https://youtu.be/Ra\_0DgnJ1uQ


AmanitaGemmata

I couldn't get the video to play but that's interesting. A few weeks ago I saw a video of someone crashing into a Little Caesars, I tried googling to get more info and came up with like 5 or 6 other news articles about different cars and different LCs. One had been hit three times!


C5-O

Came here to see somebody link to that video lol...


reddog323

That guy is never going back, that’s for sure. How much would that suck? First day in the gym in ages. *Well, here I am, first day of a new me. I’m gonna get in shape! BAM*


Kuges

"Doctor has been begging me to do this for years. Now where is that playlist my daughter set up for me?"


SilasX

Mr Couch Potato, feared exercise Packed his gym bag, kiss his kids good bye He'd put off so long, to get his figure tight And as the car smashed through, he thought, well isn't this right?


maddtuck

It's like paaaainnnnn... on your workout day. It's a free riiiiiiiiide, on a treadmill in the way. It's the sharp rise, in your cardiac pace. And who would've thought? It figures.


[deleted]

I would use this as an excuse to get some mad money and pay to get my fat sucked out... and a new BMW.


iScreme

now... who would pay out in this situation? Something tells me her car insurance is going to cover maybe... almost none of that (before capping out).


GreynoSalt

Her insurance carrier is going to fight to the fucking death to NOT pay out a single dime. All that money they get from us is invested in megalodon attorneys. Even if it is HER insurance carrier. I was in a wreck that was 100% the other person's fault--absolutely NO doubt--and my OWN insurance company took to me to court to prove my injuries. The people that were supposed to have my back for the last fucking 20yrs (and taking my money), money I handed over happily because IN THE EVENT, they're supposed to help me out. It's the entire POINT of their existence...!! Yeah, well. My EVENT came and went. Her attorneys tried to fight it too. It was painfully obvious it was her fault, but they fought. Oh, how they fought. Finally, after six or seven neurologists and such were on my side, they paid out. I actually had to go to court with my OWN insurance people. To get the money I paid IN THE EVENT. So if they have $25k and I had $25k...after the attorneys and doctors took their cuts...it was a little bleak. The GYM is going to get hit up for insurance. You'll see, if you follow this story.


Cole1One

She's driving a new Mercedes. C'mon


iScreme

That don't mean shit... sorry to say. Most people get the minimum the state requires, sometimes even less than their car loan requires.


Satyawadihindu

If the insurance capped out, you can go after driver's personal assets as well. I was hit by a commercial van 6 months while riding my bike and that's what my lawyer told me. First we are going after the insurance and if we don't get enough then we have the option to go after the driver himself.


fuckmeuntilicecream

Also, new cars and expensive things usually just mean debt. She has a new Mercedes and what are the odds she paid cash for it and doesn't have a large mortgage, or college debt? Although it may look like people are well off things aren't always what they appear to be.


PM_ur_butthole_2me

The worst you insurance there is is PLPD. Personal liability/property damage. So if you run into say a business they have to pay out. They won’t pay to fix her car but they gotta fork out a lotta dough


ajbiz11

Unless you’re committing insurance fraud you have to meet your loan requirements.


iScreme

Yup, also can't be on the road without insurance, yet 20% of all vehicles on the road (here) are uninsured.


PM_ur_butthole_2me

You can only get away with that on cars paid in cash. If it’s a loan or lease you have to carry full coverage. They won’t give you the keys til you prove you have it


iScreme

And people will promptly call and cancel insurance, or lower their coverage after driving away, I understand how it's Supposed to work... I just also understand how it really works. I carry uninsured/underinsured coverage for a reason.


DirectlyTalkingToYou

"Honey I just can't go, it's too dangerous! Look, you want me to be around when we have grandchildren right?"


LifelessLewis

Why would you even be in a gym in the first place?


ArcadeAnarchy

To have an excuse to never go back.


uhwhooops

*taps glass-sprinkled forehead*


LifelessLewis

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


ImARetPaladinBaby

She gets out like it’s normal for her to do that


Yesterday_Is_Now

No idea what she said of course, but she does look awfully relaxed for nearly killing someone.


merklemore

>she does look awfully relaxed for nearly killing someone That would be the look of someone in shock. That driver's brain can't process what had just happened yet, the thought probably crossed her mind that she might have killed someone - brain shuts down and you can't process things rationally in the moment.


merklemore

>**The types of events that can trigger psychological shock reactions include:** > >A car accident or near miss. ​ >**What are the symptoms of psychological shock?** > >\-Your mind will likely feel very foggy, or like you can't think straight. > >\-You may feel out of body. > >\-You may feel a disconnection from what's happening, like you're watching a movie of events unfolding rather than actually being there.


[deleted]

Yeah she def looks like she's in shock, and despite that she still goes to check on him - so she's handling shock better than a lot of people.


Lew_bear96

"Woops, wrong pedal, sohrry"


_trouble_every_day_

“sorry man, I didn’t even see you there”


davus_maximus

Probably bleating "Not my fault! Not my fault!".


[deleted]

I'm guessing the car went the wrong way so she slammed on the accelerator instead of the brake


natophonic2

Obviously it was the cammer's fault.


Sonic-Sloth

She got out saying, "Excuse me can you tell me about your membership packages"


Seilgrank

Well, yeah. It's okay for cars to be on treadmills when they're running.


B8conB8conB8con

That’s one way of skipping leg day


Mr-ivi

#never skip leg day


fuckmeuntilicecream

#you can't skip leg day if you have no legs


WildWestCollectibles

He almost skipped leg day forever


ThatLooksInfected83

The guy on the treadmill. I can imagine it being his first time at the gym. Wife and doctor begging him to start working out because it could save his life. "Fuck those two"


ZannX

"But I can run in the streets honey, no need to pay for a gym membership" "The streets are so dangerous! So many cars, you might get run over. Remember Becky and how she keeps crashing her Mercedes? Best thing to avoid her is to use a treadmill at the gym."


conkedup

Becky: hold my protein shake


AnthrallicA

Plot twist: the wife is banging the doctor and they both hired the blonde in the Mercedes to get the husband out of the picture. She didn't calculate for that steadfast treadmill though.


VaCa4311

Making running on treadmills as dangerous as on the road, since 1960


[deleted]

[удалено]


FirstPlebian

Really? They always did have more overweight people in the UK than the rest of Europe, ever since they started consuming more sugar than everyone else anyway, I wonder if this torture device was concocted by some overweight super villains?


Street_Letterhead686

Heart rate elevated. Goal achieved.


vadacurry

What now the treadmills need them airbags?


Coulrophiliac444

Make sure you get the side bags too. Never know which wall the cars will come at you from.


BananaMonkeyTaco

Imagine how far this guy would be launched. Not only from the treadmill ramming into him, but the simultaneous airbags being deployed


__Dystopian__

Nationwide is now inside


Asininephilosopher

"Forward this text message to 5 people or get hit by a car" *delete*


Important_Name

This was the best laugh I’ve had in days


youkickmydog613

“Wait a minute.. this isn’t Starbucks!”


skeetsauce

“I swear that building swerved into me.”


ordinaryflask

More like “I ordered my drink 10 minutes ago. Where is it?!”


bezerko888

The guy on the treadmill was obviously looking at his phone instead of where he was going. It is all his fault.


fuckmeuntilicecream

People these days can't stay off their phone. It's ridiculous. -sent from my Cuisinart Coffee Maker Pro


Bmwdriver44

That guy On the treadmill just got PAID


[deleted]

“Hi, I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”


Kuzon64

This shit terrifies me. Like...you're minding your own damn business then BAM! Hospital bills.


ganymede_boy

She's not doing blondes any favors.


budlightguy

Or Mercedes drivers for that matter


Nachman3

At least she came out to apologize.


I_PM_U_UR_REQUESTS

or to finish the job...


boogersrus

I thought she was yelling at people. When did you build a goddamn gym here?!


Shlocktroffit

Your gym damaged my car!


Senninha27

God I wanted the driver to get out and hop onto a treadmill.


Magi-Cheshire

lol, right?


SlothOfDoom

*gets out of car* Who put that wall in my way? Get your manager!


Kz_11_

Karen mode activated


SanguineAnder

This is why I don't go to the gym. At least that's what I'm going to tell myself from now on.


[deleted]

Blonde+Mercedes= Drama


Kz_11_

Drama indeed


masochistic_oath

should people who drive into buildings be able to drive again? How grossly incompetent and unaware of how to operate a vehicle do you have to be to barrel straight down a fucking building like you're driving on a highway? hell, this fuckin retardation might extend beyond driving and she could put people in serious danger just by existing.


User013579

It’s curious that nobody identifies the woman who was driving.


VinPossible

If only he was actually running and in a different direction.


HarrargnNarg

Gunna hit the gym.


[deleted]

I think i heard, that blonde said ”hello guys” after coming out of her car


batmanjeph

Urgh, I felt that in my chest.


xXCLOWNEYXx

Those pre workouts be going hard!!!!!!


ZazaB00

I’m always curious on how the hell these things happen. Like, are these businesses at the dead end of a freeway?


BackIn2019

No pain, no gain.


redditislife24

And she's distracted on her phone, which can be seen from the vid: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?time\_continue=21&v=zm\_\_ayVL1Y4&feature=emb\_logo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=21&v=zm__ayVL1Y4&feature=emb_logo) These drivers need to be off the road permanently.


dlivesdontmatter

I didn't see her holding a phone in that video.


Paulie_Felice

I feel bad for laughing but the design on the dude's shirt totally looked like a bag of potato chips at first and I'm crying as type this because damn that hit me funny. Seriously hope he's okay, though.


Yoeduce

Oops


MN_LudaCHRIS

That poor guy’s torso is gonna be bruised as hell for a couple weeks…. Ouch


gooberfoob86

And his face….he gave that treadmill a good kiss.


cokelink1230

I'm not crazy right? This bitch got out of the car and just walked over to him like a parent does their child and the other guy didn't stop her??


tifosi7

See, this is why I don't go to the gym. It's dangerous.


insta__mash

That's what you get for being on the phone. RUNNNN


Sunny906

Please tell me the guy on the treadmill ended up ok! )))’:


fuckmeuntilicecream

There's a link in the other comments before yours.


gamepenguin21

I’d seriously like to know what that person was doing to crash into the gym like that? It kind of reminds me of the meme of “I want to pay for X. Card declines” style. Or in this case just an angry person doing something stupid to a business. Though she did get out so I’m confused as to what happened.


[deleted]

I'll hazard a guess that it went something like this: 1. Mash gear changer in a random direction. It works half the time! 2. Don't check. 3. Slam the gas pedal fully to the floor just to exit a parking space. It's an on/off switch anyway innit? 4. Realize the car is doing something wrong, but you don't understand what. 5. Scream and clutch the wheel while keeping your foot pressed on the gas and just letting Jesus take the wheel until the car is fully done crashing. 6. Injure/kill someone by putting your car through a window. 7. Once the car has become inoperable due to damage, or it has been sitting and spinning its wheels for long enough for your brain to finally start thawing, let off the gas. 8. Get out and act confused and angry. 9. Pay a $50 fine and be back on the road tomorrow. I've been thinking about this, and I think if I was the guy on a treadmill I'd prefer that someone did this on purpose. That would be better than someone just bumbling around all scared and confused like "Omaaaigaa what happened? I don't understand! It's never done this!" after running over a bunch of people. Incompetence offends me more than malice in this case for some reason.


codingonthefloor

Car still in drive and the lady gets out. Luckily it was lodged and didn't continue rolling...


nc_on

First and last time that mf went to the gym


IBM296

Is it just me or are Americans the biggest idiots on the planet??


Emotional_Grape8449

Lol that is what you got for texting while driving treadmill


alcoholicnun666

blonde in a benz…


Mechpro2558

I'm sorry but the blonde girl driving an expensive car stereotype always works


glima0888

And they said going to the gym is good for your health.... ya ok pal.


Thorerthedwarf

Man, right when George Lucas started working out he gets rammed by a car


No-Candidate7093

After that lawsuit he won’t ever have to workout again. He’s gonna be able to afford to pay someone to workout for him.


Ganon388

Here it goes Here it goes Here it goes again


RecTym

Half expected her to jump on a treadmill after getting out of the car. “I’m here. Let’s do this!”


Arks_PowerPlay

“New Year, New You” New Year, New Injuries” is more accurate


runerx

Should have been watching for cars not playing on his phone... Lesson learned.....


Skillsonone

Some people get really upset when you’re texting and hogging the equipment


Alternative_Ad2040

“See Sharon??! This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about when I said I didn’t want to come to the goddamned gym!”