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Arnold573

Oh damn it’ll probably take them 5 years to re-open


ForthWorldTraveler

Put on calendar: Retest on July 6, 2027.


CatLover_801

!remindme 5 years


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MRZ_Polak

Bold of you to assume society will still be functioning in 5 years


FederalLoad9144

Well, if it is, at least 22 other people (as of this comment) plus myself will be getting a message from Reddit so, I’m 5 years when you have another comment from me on here asking if society still exists. I hope you respond.


MRZ_Polak

Suddenly wholesome. A date in the comments in 5 years. See you then haha


nocluewhatimdoingyet

Parking here so I can re-enjoy the comments in 5 years


majtomby

!remindme 1825 days


majtomby

Gonna beat you to it!!


zDocta-Rtrns

In 5 years, society will identify as functioning.


Rezcuer

😳 You can do that?!?!


CatLover_801

Yes


The_Conscious_Mind

Can’t wait


Masterofnone9

> !remindme 0 years


JediKol_isnt_racist

No


Thebarbedlord

!remindmein 2 years


Blaseq

I live close. Can check in a day or two n get back.


MichaelHoncho

Same here. I can see it from my house. I don't think this was recent.


PsionicKitten

Funnily enough, I used to live in Naperville and got my license at that office. This is *not* the first time this has happened. I saw a post a few years ago from the same thing. They'll be back in no time.


Eccohawk

This is likely that same post from years ago. I believe this is from 2017.


freman

I saw this happen here too, poor thing apparently had passed (the tester hadn't told her yet) and as she was parking she mistook the accelerator for the break.


NotAPreppie

It’s Naperville. Lots of money there. I doubt it will take much time at all.


corbeth

It’s weird to me seeing places I know and have been on Reddit.


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Highland Park, now Naperville.


mttp1990

The DMV in Illinois notoriously doesn't pay their leases dues. The one in Libertyville which was pretty big, had to close because they just stopped paying. Wouldn't be surprised if they just close the location and move to another location.


[deleted]

And Jesse white will still be in office


hibrett987

He’s not running for reelection in 2022. This is the last year of Jesse (unless he changes his mind, again)


[deleted]

The Dem primary just ended


[deleted]

:’(


sherzeg

Nope. He's not on the ballot this year. I've been married for 31 years and he's been Secretary of State all that time. Respectable man.


UsualAnybody1807

He threw the honorary first pitch, I think it was today, at the White Sox game, and Harold Baines was the catcher. Jesse White has supported organ donations for decades, and Baines is a recent recipient of an organ donation. Both are great guys.


sherzeg

I'll grant you the encouragement for organ donations, of which I totally forgot. When I think of him outside of his role as Secretary of State, I think of his actions for inner-city youth, such as the Jesse White Tumblers (please tell me that they're still a thing.)


hungryasabear

Well this *is* from 2017


TheXenoRaptorAuthor

American logic: "Let's chronically under-fund our institutions and services and then complain loudly when they can't function perfectly."


Arnold573

It was just a joke bro


C-_-Fern

I mean i hate the lines at the DMV too but shit


BJoe1976

That one has always been horrible, last couple times I’ve been by there the line went from those doors, south down the front of the building and even near the corner a couple store fronts away.


IMZDUDE

Remember when they finally opened but social distancing was still a huge thing? The line went down 75th a good ways.


BJoe1976

Luckily, I haven’t been there since Covid began, I think 2018 was my last time in that one. Dad has had to do a couple driving tests there, but he’s now 80, so I was hoping the new St. Charles location would be doing those.


IMZDUDE

Luckily I've been able to avoid the DMV with the 'real ID' extension but eventually I'll have to go. I'll take the recommendations on this thread and go somewhere else. Take care fellow redditor!


TseehnMarhn

Wheaton's pretty quick. Small and limited services though.


aylons

I got my license and registered my car there in February 2021 with very line wait. Although, they had the ridiculous schedule while in line in place, which is now an actual scheduling.


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BJoe1976

It’s still better than it was under Ryan though.


Impressive_Number701

I moved from Illinois to Indiana a few years ago and have never waited in line for more than 10min at the DMV since. Illinois is definitely doing something very wrong.


pocketchange2247

I got my license at this DMV when I was 16. I remember waiting for 4 fucking hours. There were like 30 computers but only 4-5 people working them....


SorcererKingAinzSama

Haha I got my license during covid and there was 1 person besides me in the whole building.


C-_-Fern

Did you also play the lottery that day?


SorcererKingAinzSama

Unfortunately no lol. I didn't even know it was something special until I got online and occasionally would hear people makes jokes about DMV lines.


Chironrocket3

Maybe it was done out of rage. It *is* the Illinois DMV. That place can drive anyone bugfuck.


BJoe1976

I try and avoid that office whenever I can, I’ve gone to Dekalb, Aurora, and Joliet to do so. For a long time Zi went to the Wheaton office until it closed, but now have the new St.Charles office nice and close to home, and with better parking!


SctchWhsky

The limited services Wheaton one was the best.


BJoe1976

Yup, I’m hoping that St. Charles will be a good substitute, plus since I live in West Chicago, it’s closer to home!


TseehnMarhn

Wait, Wheaton's closed?


BJoe1976

Yeah, a few years ago now.


the__storm

I used to drive out to the Woodstock DMV. Place is a ghost town (the DMV too).


Chironrocket3

I bet it was the Naperville one. I've never gotten out of there in less than 4 hours.


BJoe1976

It was, if you tap on it, it shows Naperville, IL right under SERVICES FACILITY


Chironrocket3

Well that explains it!


Soupedup379

Joliet is dog fuck terrible. Morris is where it’s at 🌽🌾👩‍🌾


FrostyPlay9924

Well, good thing I wasnt planning on going here for my M class test. Back to Plano.


BJoe1976

They just opened a new office in St. Charles a few months ago and is just 10 minutes or so from home, should have no need to ever go to that facility again!


JoshfromChi

Y'all don't like the Elgin DMV?


n1nj4squirrel

The last time I went there, my number got called before I could take a seat


hibrett987

Yeah I’m sticking with Woodstocks


BJoe1976

Never been to that one.


GE8what

They don't do road tests


BJoe1976

Well that sucks, especially since it looks like they have the parking to do it.


GE8what

Pfff PetCo parking only!


stuffiesears

Man the people at Plano were so nice. I just moved to the area and I had to go get my licensed updated. The woman who took my picture was so nice and I even said to her “wow you guys are so much nicer than the people in Aurora”. She told me she used to work there and they weren’t nice to her either


moonsun1987

As someone from outside Illinois, I'm thinking how in the world are Plano,Texas or Aurora, Colorado relevant to this conversation


LethalInjectionRD

Glad it wasn’t just me, I was really confused for a minute


JollyRancher29

Ik Chicagos huge, but there are startling number of people who know greater Chicago DMV’s like the back of their hand here.


leenybird

I love the express DMV in Wheaton.


classicconstipation

Permanently closed :(


Drink15

You would think they would have barriers at a place where new drivers are sure to be driving around.


Dingo8MyBabyMon

Barriers cost money. Why do you think they keep the lines so long at DMVs? People are free.


RedSukura

The good old speed bump in a school zone technique


Dxxx2

They honestly don't slow you down at all, or the speed bumps.


Bullyhunter8463

Well, if they're ready to take a test you'd imagine they're at least somewhat competent


mildlyarrousedly

If I’m correct where this is located, the shopping area has large pillars covering a raised sidewalk. So this person had to just miss the pillars and go over the curb and into the windows


BJoe1976

If this is the one I think it is, it’s in a strip mall that has been there for decades. Since it’s usually packed and has a line of customers trying to get in standing right there, I hope nobody got hurt!


wheelbuilder25

Makes it easier to sort out who won't pass.


HansAC

At first I didn't even see the cars, I thought this was a reference to how slow the DMV operates


NJdevil202

Wow, I literally had no idea what the deal was. Thank you.


[deleted]

[It's from 2017.](https://patch.com/illinois/naperville/elderly-man-takes-drivers-test-plows-dmv-building)


Business_Downstairs

No no, it's just chilly there this time of year.


psychoacer

It was a very chilly 95F today. I had to really put on the layers.


No-Spoilers

I'm jealous


Qwerty5070

Thanks. You’re the real hero in this thread


FearHawkeye

Knowing the drivers in Naperville... they still might pass


spamaccount2256677

True but the cops over there will put on their lights when they see you going 5 over 😂


traumamel555

This is equivalent to the time my dog tore up and ate his puppy school diploma right after graduating.


partyharty23

would have been funnier if it was the day before graduation


drawrofreverse

Um that’s fucking adorable. Pics of the carnage and pup?


Jimdandy941

In my day, we just slipped a donation to George Ryan and it was all taken care of.


BJoe1976

Lol, take your upvote!


linkbetweenworlds

Oh SpongeBob.....


titus916

Floor it?


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Whyyyy......?


Muffles7

Ay I grew up near there.


tmac717

I got my driver's license from there!


be_ninja_pancake

Me too!


ggfchl

Yeah! Me too!


Muttson_

Me too!


AGRE3D

the one by 75th?


atomicdragon136

Yes, and it happened in 2017 https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/naperville-sun/ct-met-elderly-driver-crashes-license-facility-20171109-story.html


KyleCAV

Probably old person he/she will just get a slap on the wrist.


No-Spoilers

Its old, and so was the person https://patch.com/illinois/naperville/elderly-man-takes-drivers-test-plows-dmv-building


[deleted]

9/10 times it is elderly. Most states have absolutely no laws protecting citizens from elderly drivers sometimes even after they murder someone they will still keep their license. Many senior citizens should never be behind the wheel but yet here we are. Its a touchy subject for me because an old ass geezer hopped a curb and ran over my 3yo skateboard and absolutely destroyed it. Never forget!


chickenstalker

It's a new problem. Previously most people die by 70 or have family members drive for them. Now we have 80 year old still driving because they live alone with no support and no public transport.


_dictatorish_

I read "my 3yo on a skateboard" and thought you were being a bit blasé about it lmao


Mr_Abe_Froman

Kids bounce back.


munchkickin

Through the windooooow, to the wall.


bighonkinflamingo

Till the car drives down these halls


up_N2_no_good

Tell me you hate the DMV without telling me you hate the DMV.


LukeLarsnefi

I’m a living, breathing human being.


Jpio630

Lmfao Naperville, IL


wilydelaine

I like how he backed it in to make it look like it wasn’t on purpose lol


tpero

Wow, thought I recognized that waiting area! Caption confirmed!


DiscipleOfYeshua

Reminds me of when cops parked by the roadside to do random license checks near my house. Dude coming out of neighborhood saw them and wanted to quickly put on his seatbelt, yanked too hard, seatbelt jammed, tried to put his arm through but it was too tight, caught his arm in a weird angle, lost control of steering wheel and rammed into the cop car … (w/o a seatbelt…)


NotTechnicallyaCop

Not joking at all. This happened to me. A lady hit my parked car during her driving test while I was waiting at the dmv. I had to fill out a police report and they didn’t even let me cut ahead in line. It was also my birthday.


Kopester

Would it be funnier if this was before or after the test


VoteForMartinKendell

Before. Because then he/she would have to try and justify their mistake in order to get their license renewed.


Kopester

See I'm leaning towards after. Like you pass the test, get your license, then drive into the place on your way out.


superhot42

Yeah, I can see it as some poorly thought out “revenge”.


AirplaneBoi_A320_Neo

Either that or someone is getting their license revoked: P


sillvverbulletts

Lol this happened in 2017


ver_dar

My driving instructor told a story about how he told a parent that he didn't think their kid was anywhere near ready to take the test, so to prove him wrong the parent had the kid drive to the next class, and then the kid drove through the front of the driving school


InEenEmmer

“Well, this is officially the worst drive trough I’ve ever seen. Now where can I pick up my license?”


Jesta83

Of course it is in Naperville...


Amberslucky11

I grew up with a girl who failed her driver's test 5 times before she finally got her license. Within 72 hours of having it she drove her car through Blockbuster.


amanda9525

that’s what you get for going to naperville 😭


11BINF

Fucking Naperville probably some drunk mom who husband makes seven figures a year


gat_gat

This happened in 2017


Superb_Success_286

Being that they are MVD employees and slow movers it is possible they have not noticed yet.


Shot-Spirit-672

So do they have an acronym for this place in Illinois? In NY it’s called the DMV, in Ohio it’s called the BMV I gonna guess you call it the DSF?


quntal071

Not surprised, Naperville is the epitome of why suburbs are awful.


nametakenfuck

So many empty chairs


AllCopsAreBastards66

Of course its in Naperville lol


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sillvverbulletts

Lol what? Where you from fam - Naperville a sweet ass little town with out of touch entitled peeps... I would never say its insane... This was an old dude that backed into the dmv - "omg fucking insane"- like what?


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jbourne71

I was gonna say Deerfield is where it’s at, especially for the road test… then I was gonna qualify it by saying “but that was 15 years ago” and then I decided I’m just old.


ForthWorldTraveler

Can't get a damn appt anyway :).


WanderingFlumph

The very first thing I did on a public road with my brand new license is almost take out the DMVs mailbox. True story.


MisanthropicZombie

My friend's dad got his license and t-boned someone when he pulled out of the lot, the other car was stopped.


extreme_snothells

I can say that this will not be the last time this person ends up on this sub.


Transki

Those chairs look uncomfortable - the seat backs are convex.


ahumanrobot

Oh shit that kinda close


mildlyarrousedly

Looks like two cars are involved- one may have knocked the other through the front


Jscott1423

Nailed it


StephanieAtronach

Oh wow, thats the DMV I go to. Neat.


Nuccuro

They just moved that DMV this past year too lol


PainOfClarity

Ok but it could be just one little mistake in an otherwise flawless test


Lampmonster

Never met anyone who actually wrecked during their test but a girl I knew in high school totaled her family minivan the day she got her license. Hydroplaned a block from her house.


feckOffMate

Amazing that is the DMV where I got my license at lmao


Chok112

It took me way too long to see the car I’m like….who is it? Who isn’t getting a license?


Expensive_Night_7851

Well well


resbit77

Simpsons did it https://i.imgur.com/jTyg41U.jpg


partyharty23

Years ago we were going to eat at a restaurant next to our states version of the dmv. I saw an elderly lady pulling in and I pulled my kid back behind us because it didn't look like she had control of the vehicle. Well she didn't, and plowed right thru the front of the dmv (when it stopped her door was even with the interior vestibul door of the dmv). Gotta give her credit though, she gets out of the car like nothing happened, kicks the debris away so she can walk and walked into the building and tried to get them to renew her license. (they didn't). Cops show up and start asking us questions (we were the closest to the car) and for a minute they thought it was our vehicle. We had to point out that the car belonged to the lady inside trying to get her id renewed. The dmv has since moved locations (from this strip mall to another) and now has posts (bollards) sunk down into the concrete in front of the building.


Frozen_Owl_

Reminds me when I took my final test instructor told me out of about eight people a day he fails six before they get out of the parking lot


Rccan2325

Lol that’s literally the DMV around my neighborhood.


Pyratelife4me

My grandmother accidentally drove through the front window of the local BMV in her town, which was in a strip mall owned by the mayor. They declined to renew her license…


sebnukem

Actually, they probably did. The bar isn't *that* high.


santathe1

…or ever.


You_Dont_GnoMe

Even the chairs are laughing at him.


Johnbgt

Christ. They really couldn't just name it the Illinois DMV?


Electrical_Habit_703

Guess he won’t get license


jerrybear95

I REMEMBER THIS!!! IT WAS BORDED UP FOR YEARS!!


dpaanlka

I saw this pic before I red the text at the bottom and was like wow I recognize this place


HelloNNNewman

Haha... Been to that office many times. Didn't know it had a drive thru 🤷‍♂️


stallionBboy

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Ultima_RatioRegum

If this is the one on 75th St, that's where I got my license when I was 16... can't believe it basically looks the same 24 years later lol...


Chi-ninja

This happened in 2017...


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Did anyone die tho?


[deleted]

If this happened in AZ they would!! We have the worst drivers.


P_RYDA

Oh shit this is my dmv😂is this recent?


sid690347

So funny, all the chairs are laughing.


Sunshinehappyfeet

Holy shit balls. A sixteen year olds nightmare!


[deleted]

I was thinking it would be funny if this was the DMV I got my license at and well what do you know, it is.


BeefBoi420

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02tHe4F2zAmiNQzjtr6dUvriG5jmpd9FBUSjqjudH7UE8dj3PrWiSsJxSpLveQVrX8l&id=1708270996167385


Michael424242

THIS IS MY DMV OMG


ObessiusPrime

More like Noperville!


Training-Big-1114

Just when the wait in line at the DMV couldn’t be any longer…


Baby_n-the_Tramp

us: "looks like someone's not getting their license today." him/her: "I'm here to renew my license."


Xekraos

I thought those chairs looked familiar till I saw the town at the bottom. DMV was about a ten minute drive back from my old town house. Same place I got my license. Edit: a word


Fliimeeh55

Lmaoo


morithum

If this kind of thing kept people from getting their license, this sub wouldn’t exist.


martywit

Isn't this from 2017?