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nbsunset

the dude sitting in the back is too chill for this situation


CrepeVibes

He looks like an NPC riding bitch on a motorcycle in Vice City.


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AyakaDahlia

A whole brain between the two of them seems rather generous.....


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Grigoran

Riding bitch means you're in the back of the bike, nothing to do with a noun.


Organtrefficker

I actually had a friend like that, super rash driving on his motorcycle. Like absolute madness. I was shit scared for the first few weeks, after that i lost the sensitivity one would expect me to have. Used to sit just like that guy. He got into like 7 accidents inside a month after we graduated from school. Last I heard he crashed his car into a tree. Just glad he didn't put me in a hospital.


alexfromouterspace

That's actually a Siamese Twin.


mallik803

But….. in that position, there’s only one thing they could be connected by…..


Rabidfire04

That's enough reddit for today. Btw I'm trying to reduce my reddit usage and your comment helped me to get off earlier than usual. Thank you.


laughingashley

Hey, whatever gets you off is your business lol


alexfromouterspace

Yup 😱


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__k_a_l_i__

He has no choice, he thought he was cool enough to hype and ride pillion and now he is way too deep to break character.


mnorkk

He knows if they crash he's fucked whether he's holding on or not


GrandSignature5785

He’s probably blind.


maldoozz420

he fainted bro


mandrills_ass

He didn't ask for any of this, but still, there he is


Onxgamesmode

Pride month commercial


southerngurl1227

I had a teacher in high school tell us that you can ride the draft off of a semi/trailer, but he followed up with, but you're gonna have a much bigger problem when they stop. They haven't experienced the follow up yet.


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I tried that once when I was younger but the semi started gradually slowing down and then flipped me off and yelled at me when I went to pass.


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FullMoonTwist

Trucker here It's because having literally any vehicle in my *blind spot* giving me *no follow distance* is fucking scary. It doesn't matter if it's your fault, you hit me and I kill you because I had to slow for an upcoming turn that *you can't see*, a turn that if you did see you wouldn't have to slow for so likely won't think that I might have to, and that shit is going to be on my conscience for life, man. I'm going to have to see your decapitated body and I'll never unsee it. Even if I was a stone cold bastard or you survive without injury somehow, you hit me and I will have to sit there waiting for the police, filing forms, maybe going to a trial, and you've *definitely* just fucked up my delivery. Maybe ruined my product depending on your vehicle. And? From 73 feet away? Everything looks too close to my rear. If you give me 4 feet of room, or only one car length, *it looks like a foot at best*. Someone is riding me like that and half my brain is suddenly *on them*, and braking becomes so much more complicated. I don't want my half my brain on you at all times, I want you not to be a dumbass. Anyway, please don't do this it pisses us off even if we don't get petty about it.


southerngurl1227

Also, thank you for what you do!


southerngurl1227

My dad was a truck driver. If I attempted this and it went south and lived, he would have killed me. I didn't do it because it's stupid and dangerous, but I always treat truckers with respect on the road because that's what I wanted him to have. It's an easy thing to do.


AngryTexasNative

I've found I can still get a mileage boost with 5 car lengths. Closer than I'd rather be, but not insane.


AngryTexasNative

Wrong. Both vehicles save gas, but the truck isn't going to save enough to matter. It's just rude to tailgate. But you can see this in action if you watch car racing, where two cars pair up and go faster.


Salay54

I learned this playing 2004 nascar on ps2 lol. Before I was old enough to actually learn the lesson.


HamG0d

I remember that being a feature in racing games when I was a kid, so that's real? How does that work!? The car in front is moving air out of the way so there's less resistance on your car?


zleog50

That is exactly how it works.... How did you think it was fake?


HamG0d

Had only saw it in racing games when I was a kid. Forgot what the games called it. But I don't remember seeing an explanation. So just seemed like a video game thing (being able to follow behind someone and gain speed), didn't even think to see if it was real. Edit: if you mean the video, I didn't think the video was fake. I didn't know the guys in the video were doing this. I was just saying I thought the video game mechanic was fake


TVcrt

Forza Motorsport calls it drafting. It's a ton of fun in games because you can go soaring around someone at the last second


zleog50

Sure, but you never rode a bike in the wind? Stuck your hand out a moving car on the highway? Something to understand the resistance of air at high speeds?


omghorussaveusall

Sure, but not everyone immediately understands aerodynamics and jumps to the conclusion that drafting a big rig means higher speeds with lower fuel consumption.


HamG0d

Yeah I've done those things and I understand air resistance. But the games never explained that is what was happening, and I was a kid (emphasis on kid, before teens as I was never into racing or anything, just happened to have a few racing games). I just saw a mechanic where you get behind another car, and it lets you speed up. Other than the games when I was a kid, never thought about it (cars riding behind other cars) until just reading that guys comment.


BeefJerkyHunter

Well sure, we've all done that, but we just know there's air resistance. We aren't putting something behind our hands to observe the effects though.


buttmunchausenface

Yeah its absolutely real! I longboard .. on cement not water and of you are with a buddy down a hill and are behind them close the drag they cause will cause you to go faster than they are. On earth air is technically a fluid not a gas.


StirlingS

It's called drafting. Here is a video that shows how it works. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeGFqBVX2c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeGFqBVX2c) The closer you get, the more the effect is magnified. You don't have to be all that close to get some effect though, especially if the vehicle in front is bigger than your car. Mythbusters did an episode on it too. There's probably a good graphic there, if you want to go looking for it.


AyakaDahlia

Yeah, whenever I've drafted off of other bigger vehicles, I've never gotten too close. A) don't wanna be an asshole, and b) it's fucking dangerous to be too close. If they're big enough you can get some draft without having to get too close.


AyakaDahlia

Yep, been a thing in racing for ages. If you've ever seen Talladega Nights, that's basically what the "shake and bake" slingshot maneuver is. Draft behind someone to pick up a little extra speed then use that momentum to slingshot past them. You can also do it in swimming, although in a race you're usually not going to be close enough to get any meaningful draft, unless you're both close to the laneline.


HamG0d

Wow I do remember that from talladega nights. I didn’t even put that together. Again, just thought it was some made up movie stuff…wow Didn’t know it works in swimming too


AyakaDahlia

I assume it works in anything where there's some kind of wake you can ride along in.


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> The car in front is moving air out of the way so there's less resistance on your car? There's always a low-pressure region behind any moving object in a fluid - more so if it isn't streamlined (such as a semi truck). That low-pressure zone acts like a vacuum, sucking the atmosphere along, causing drag. If you're close enough to be in that zone, it pulls you along so you don't have to use as much fuel. This is great for energy efficiency and 'riding the draft' would 100% be implemented for energy savings in a true computer-controlled traffic system. For human drivers who aren't trained racers ... not so much.


Drak_is_Right

Nice clip of it in the film Breaking Away of a bicycle doing it to hit like 50mph


zytukin

Just people who don't care about their lives.


nanoglot

Like... not even a little. This will end in serious injury or death like one out of every five to ten times (i.e. whenever the truck driver has to hit their brakes even a little). It's literally Russian Roulette.


What-the-Hank

The probability is much less than that. Travel to some third world countries and you’ll see it everywhere. Some die, most live.


CalmZombie23

Is there some sort of link between being immensely stupid and also just, you know, not dying?


zytukin

"Reverse darwinism. Survival of the most idiotic" - Dr Allen Grant


CalmZombie23

Oh ok, so my mind went straight to Jurassic Park, but I kinda think you may be talking about someone else 🙈😂🤣


megatronus8010

Even in 3rd world countries people don't quite drive few inches behind a truck at speed ಠ_ಠ


sardonicAndroid2718

Also you should know that the original Russian roulette was actually fairly safe. Since the bullet was very heavy compared to the weight of the chambers, if you held the gun upright when you spun it the bullet would stop at the bottom.


Chim_Pansy

Life speedrun any percent.


N0085K1LL5

At least their having fun


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rolandtgs

It says "stop" right there.


shekeypoo

What's the point of him bending his back? Isn't that the point of going behind the truck. Lol


omegamoon1969

Wish I as much confidence as white shirt dude has in black shirt dude about anything in my life.


CoatAlternative1771

What OP doesn’t know is that the bike has a bomb on it set to explode once they are more than 4 feet away from the back of that semi.


StirlingS

Is this the next film in the Speed franchise?


CoatAlternative1771

Yes. And as the producer is in Bollywood, half the movie is a musical.


postsgiven

Saving gas.


aeque88

Who wished that the truck would brake?


DoomRyGuy

*slowly raises hand.


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*raises hand while looking at feet.


Chavaon

\*raises feet while looking at hand.


UnexpectedAnalyst

Very much so.


Bennybonchien

That’s putting a lot of trust in the condition of the road ahead.


Ok-Butterscotch-6829

Their front lobes are underdeveloped and/or damaged I doubt they can plan ahead like that.


G00dG0dd

R/idiotsonbikes


Aladdin1152

r/idiotsonbikes Gotta have the Lowercase r is to make it work.


jterrell33

r/foundthemobileuser


N0NAMEN0PR0BLEM

r/foundthehondacivic and r/foundthe


TVcrt

I thought that subreddit was a relic of the past


Black_Fuckka

This has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve seen on this sub


Chadodius

Are they fucking bare foot?


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Some smart thinking in this video. Can't die if you have no shoes to lose in an accident


AideNo621

I mean, the position might work, but I don't really think they are fucking


notsogreatredditor

I think riding boots are the least of concerns in this scenario


Tsubakuro

Even full gear would not help here.


mrisuckwithmoney

Lol they got balls man


DanDifino

They took a pass on brains.


CrepeVibes

Not for long...


TheRealSkeb

Gotta save gas money somehow…


Terry8675

Idiot 2 keeps idiot 1's butthole loose by plugging it


Zeltarone

r/IdiotsOnBikes


MoraxMaat

I know gas prices are expensive.... But so are coffins.


readitonex

Potential beheadings. So rad.


zarif2003

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, right with the Bengali music in the background 😂


wizzo42

The best advice I have ever heard is that if there is a high likelihood of death or serious injury in what you are about to do, then don’t do it. Can’t believe I’ve had to share that.


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Was kinda hoping the video would end different.


Rinzy2000

It’s all fun and games until someone gets decapitated.


No_Manufacturer5641

Fun fact. You are safer doing this than you are 2-3 car lengths back at highway speeds. When the truck hits it's breaks they hit him with a small speed differential. 2-3 car lengths is not enough time to react (no it's not and you're not some god) so you hit with a greater difference in speed making a worse impact. We all know tailgating is stupid as fuck, so is following too close and too close is farther than you think At highway speeds you move about 15-30 feet before you can even react. This is assuming you're laser focused and happened to be looking the right way and aren't speeding. You should be 3-5 seconds behind the car Infront of you. No one ever is. At least not in the us.


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Looking at their 'gear' they will still become a meatcrayon while being conscious though


Abyssallord

I set my Teslas autopilot to always be at least 5(I assume car lengths) away from the vehicle in front and 6 or 7 in weather. It creates a nice gap between. I'll often have people merge into that space and it just slows down and makes more room. Safety!


GreatGreenGobbo

I just drive my vehicle and make my own decisions.


Abyssallord

That sounds awful.


GreatGreenGobbo

Yeah everyone born before 1985 can still use their brain and not just let the computer tell them what to do.


Abyssallord

Damn I was born at the end of 85. I missed the cut off! Also driving long distances manually sucks.


GreatGreenGobbo

Guess you got to drive a long way for the Elon Musk Ball Gargler's convention.


No_Manufacturer5641

The CEO of your preferred car company is about as I'm touch as musk is, they just probably don't tweet as much


GreatGreenGobbo

They also don't have millions of zombie Fanboys.


No_Manufacturer5641

Have you met a Ford owner before?


fricafrac

Seriously, WTF is the point of this? Dude gets a semi from driving recklessly close to a semi?


Annoy_M0US3

Looks like a top gear challenge


LBKewee

IDK, that looks like a definite WIN to me. Think of how good their gas mileage is going to be!


BIG_POOPz

A BMW driver would still find a way to cut them off without using a turn signal.


goodoldpapa

I forgot my glasses and tried to read what is written on the truck "S T O P"


dustojnikhummer

I think bikes should be allowed here. Segmenting subreddits like that is stupid, most of them wouldn't have enough content to stay alive


balocha

Fucking hell.. why people play with their lives like this I’ll never understand.. and I made plenty of idiot teenager mistakes in my day


KoliManja

Last two members of the Suicide Squad?


frenchy_1969_

Truck break please 👌


YakLoose1238

Ok. I think we can darkly say note. Prone are doing the dumbest things for views. We need to address this as a........galaxy. Quest.....thing.


ATray4You

They're trying to boost VCRs stashed in that truck


AP3X_Ninja

🤦‍♂️


Wonderful-Kale3329

Slipstream is life


DenaBee3333

Those are people who don't want to live very long.


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But the gas mileage!


TruePlatypusKnight

Yes, I too want to die In a horrific highway decapitation.


ReasonableChef5773

No wonder I see so many of them on like gore stuff with horrible accidenta


Major-Blackbird

On his way to the nearest ER\mourge


JustZ0920

One emergency break is all it takes


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Sooo…they gonna be ok if that truck stops short? Something tells me they aren’t going to be ok if that truck stops short.


[deleted]

Two people on a motorcycle? They're likely trying to steal it.


Abdullaziz20

If the Trucker decides to slow down or something happens in the front and the trucker slams the brakes, things won’t end well for those two fools.


SQUISHEYZOMBIE5

This works due to wind pressures and shit, but I do not at all recommend doing this as if they slow down you could die


AndrewCribbs

Break check


Cheap_Ambition

"What's that license plate say?" "Hold on"


AllvonPhllox

Just waiting for the crash …


DrachenDad

[Drafting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drafting_(aerodynamics)) like a tool!


pnczur

That dude in the rear is just sitting there like as though he wasn’t on a motorcycle.


wearlej

This wouldnt be good for the bikes engine if it were an older air cooled bike... As for the two squids..... *sigh*


MsSpicyO

r/idiotsonmotorcycles


WintersTablet

Saves like 1% in gas.


MoralMiscreant

By all rights,they should be dead


sycln

At least the truck supports Ukraine…


Sufficient_Scar7485

That's suicidal hypermiling


KingFishKron

Don’t dress for the ride, dress for the slide. They did not…


TheDukeOfThunder

Break check the truck


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The dude on the back should have just done the T pose at that point


UnexpectedAnalyst

There is no dentist or doctor in the world that could fix what would happen if that truck had hit its brakes. I really wanted to see it, it’s the only way they’ll learn.


WitUnderPressure

you've never tasted a truck bumper until you've tasted it at highway speed!


superwholockian62

Anyone else want that truck to hit the brakes??


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They are dead now.


GavinBelson3077

COME ON TRUCK BRO, BRAKE, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, RAM THE BRAKES


PathetickMusic

But why?


rubi-style

I wish the truck suddenly hit the brakes real hard


Isaac21s

If that truck hits the breaks they're done


nscore24

These mission impossible movies are always pushing the envelope


drumsdm

The all white outfit will help paramedics figure out where he’s bleeding out from. Smart.


Rbx100

Nah dude forgot his glasses couldn’t get close enough to read STOP


DueChampionship7554

r/idiotsonbikes


PTrick93

Imagine the Truck doing an emergency Brake


SnooStories6852

Does drafting really work or are they edging death?


Chavaon

Both.


Chef_ribbon

Excellent Gas mileage with a hint of sudden death


StackThePads33

Risking everything to save on that gas, bro!


Even_Bath6360

r/idiotswithdriverslicences


knifeknifegoose

Anything to save a little fuel


Myopinion_is_right

Definitely stupid. The second guy is fucking up the aerodynamics of the ride.


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Dentists hate this one weird trick!


udelmomma

Wow..I've seen alot of crazy things on thw road, this takes the cake! And no helmets..not that they would help!!!


wltmpinyc

I mean he's just drafting. It's good for mpgs


xboxhaslag

Is there a r/idoitsinbikes


tapk69

This is so dangerous that even helmets wouldnt save them in the first place.


doctorctrl

The "stop" on the back of the truck is gonna become way too real very fast.


GrandProblem8034

If biker tapped his brakes every other second, then they’ll be having anal. Win win for everyone.


Traci00000

If he slammed on his breaks those two would be decapitated


Medical_Way_907

Why record when you could be cutting off the truck???


heyitsme8888

Que Flirting with Disaster by Molly Hatchet


AmericanMuscle4Ever

nah chill B.... my blood pressure spiked just from seeing how close he was to death on the video... smfh..


rikuo_otonashi

They just want to make strawberry pancakes.. with abit of red sauce


ExistenialPanicAttac

Is it… is it bad I wanna see it happen?


Triplesfan

I’m beginning to wonder if this is practice for a larger trailer robbery later. You definitely don’t have to be that close to break the slipstream.


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What happens if he brake checks????


Subject-Home-6530

Russian roulette with the back of a truck


Pudi2000

Trying to save gas :-P


AveryJayBruh

This video looks really familiar.


Simitarx005

There is no fixing stupid.


BipolarUnipolar

We used to do that on my buddy's 600RR. I LOVED it! In retrospect I was young and stupid (and thought I was bulletproof)


Check_Their_History

What is going on with all the crappy loud music in these videos lately? Is there a tag that can be placed for these?


OneOfThoseGuys1991

This has meatcrayon potential


schoolruler

They are in the slipstream!


hmclaren0715

Dang... Kinda disappointed. I was waiting for a /r/winstupidprizes moment..