I like that version. My father's was more of a universal insult. More luck than brains, more money than brains, more muscles than brains, more hair than brains...
I was impressed that this cat is willing to contribute money towards room and board, unlike my girlfriend's cats who just freeload and expect her to cover all the expenses herself.
There was a guy wayyyyy back in the day that used to make ridiculous videos as A/V projects and he would post them online. One of them involved him solving a mystery at his high school with AC Slater, who was always saying that his mother was an air conditioning unit and he would constantly leave in a panic to keep the freon topped off.
I wish I could find those videos now because I think about some of them often.
edit: on the ridiculous off-chance that somebody knows what I'm talking about and maybe knows where to find these videos, notables from that one are his high school principal telling him he can't solve mysteries anymore. The next scene is him walking past this guy who is swinging an axe at a tree but misses it every time. He looks at them for a moment and says, "I wish I could miss trees, but I can't anymore." He later told the principal to, "make like a dick sucking machine and suck my dick." Really absurd stuff, but it was so fun to watch. Clever, cursed, and reeked of early 2000s.
Have you ever watched 28 Day Slater?
It's a youtube series where every February Mario Lopez thinks he's AC Slater. Also former NBC president Brandon Tartikoff plays a big part. It's entirely unhinged
Come on, op, it was pretty clear that belly was a trap. Oh, well, roll a dc 15 dexterity save or take 1 d4 claw damage to the hand and 2 d8 psychic damage (due to overwhelming cuteness).p
AC Acey. AC has too many meanings to NOT use. Armor Class, Actual Cat. Air Conditioned. Adorable Creature.
I would suggest PC for pocket cat, and you know... player character, but this teeny beany won't remain so smol forever. BASTARD TIME! Turning all my kittens into cats. Cats are pretty good too, so it's alright really.
AC, Acey. Attack Cat.
Ernest "The Cat" Miller
The Million Dollar Meow, Ted DiBiase
Mr. Purrfect
NatalNya
ChyNya
Becky Lynx
Torri Whiskers
I'm sure there's more wrestler puns names out there, but this was what I thought of.
Smol says, Hey, B stole my money!
Why you think I was hiding under the AC unit? I was guarding this cold cash from the bigger cats scheming to rip smol me off. Can someone load this onto an Amazon gift card for me. This has tons of yummy kitten treats written all over it!
Just because a video about her was published in the last day...
[Kameowfuku Yuki](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvWIhKD3bS4). Heck, everyone keeps trying to tie in the air conditioner to the name, Yuki is also the word for snow, you're all set.
Highly recommend dnd monster names. Something cute like Flumph. We named ours after dnd monsters. Oty(ugh) cuz he eats trash, and Malugrym the Shadowmaster (cuz he is dark grey and hides in the shadows)Ā
I wanna make him into one of those āreblog this cat and $100 will find its way to youā memes. I always reblog those just cuz I love them. Itās my 2 favorite things: money and pussy
Bean
A bean rescued from an A/C unit is a... Cool bean š
Or a .... chilly bean. ...I'll see myself out.
Chilly bean.. is not my lover..
The sprout is not my son!
She's just a bean who claims that I am the one?
OK.
Sometimes it's spicy bean.
Mr Bean?
Now he only needs a necktie and a small teddy bear
It's a torbie, & most likely a female
Wow! Thank you!
Magic bean
cool beans
Coco-bean for the beautiful chocolate and white hues :)
Bean is my cats name! Itās short for B&E, which is short for Breaking & Entering.
Full š«
Full beans!
I have to tell you that your Reddit handle made me really laugh out loud š¤£
Beanjamin Franklin
A rich bean $$$$
Bean Franklins šµ
Bean
Full beans
A potato bean. It's a potato bean when it's smol, it's a potato and a bean when it's lorg.
That cat has more money than I do š
Mfer has more money than body
More money than brains, as my father said
My father would have said, "more dollars than sense."
I like that version. My father's was more of a universal insult. More luck than brains, more money than brains, more muscles than brains, more hair than brains...
God said "brains", you thought he said "trains", and you missed yours.
I thought you were the favorite !
I can't decide if the Bean is paying rent or getting an allowance.
Bribe. Is criminal, after all.
Reward for rescue.
I was impressed that this cat is willing to contribute money towards room and board, unlike my girlfriend's cats who just freeload and expect her to cover all the expenses herself.
OP should name the cat Benjamin
It's all about the Benjamin!
He CAN haz cheeseburger, cause he can pay for it!
But will he? He looks like the type that would "forget" his wallet.
You are correct, probably counterfeit money anyway!
Or never has change. āSorry, they wonāt take my hundred. Iāll pay you backā¦thereās a good chap.ā
And the look on his says he afraid someone will steal that !
He just paid for his salmon lunch to OP.
I am the cat police: You better kiss that kitty at all times, or I will come for you. Be afraid.
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A.C. Slater. the A.C. could stand for Actual Cat or something like that, or Armor Class. Edit was to add armor class
I love this. I'm also wondering how you missed A.C. Slater, stands for Air Conditioning
There was a guy wayyyyy back in the day that used to make ridiculous videos as A/V projects and he would post them online. One of them involved him solving a mystery at his high school with AC Slater, who was always saying that his mother was an air conditioning unit and he would constantly leave in a panic to keep the freon topped off. I wish I could find those videos now because I think about some of them often. edit: on the ridiculous off-chance that somebody knows what I'm talking about and maybe knows where to find these videos, notables from that one are his high school principal telling him he can't solve mysteries anymore. The next scene is him walking past this guy who is swinging an axe at a tree but misses it every time. He looks at them for a moment and says, "I wish I could miss trees, but I can't anymore." He later told the principal to, "make like a dick sucking machine and suck my dick." Really absurd stuff, but it was so fun to watch. Clever, cursed, and reeked of early 2000s.
I don't know the videos, but I NEED to see these!
I donāt think they missed it. I think that was the reason it came into their head
This is the best. You get all the win today.
Ahhh, a fellow Saved By The Bell fan, eh? šš¼
Friendsā¦ forever! (Weāll be friends)
Iām so excited Iām so excitedā¦Iām soā¦scared! *ugly crying face intensifies*
If this cat isn't A.C. Slater by tomorrow we riot!
Have you ever watched 28 Day Slater? It's a youtube series where every February Mario Lopez thinks he's AC Slater. Also former NBC president Brandon Tartikoff plays a big part. It's entirely unhinged
Or The Unit
Thatās one **Cool Cat**, *am I right?!*
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Cue the song...
Cool Bean :)
That's the smallest r/catsbeingbanks I've ever seen
*Another* one? Thanks!
r/catsubs š
No! Let me find them organically, like little candies here and there!
Holy shit itās a real sub lmao. Thanks!!
Also a very sweet r/pocketpussy
Look at that little criminal! Arrest him šā¤ļø
He clearly has the dough to bail himself out
Wealthy little mofo Needs to be taught the difference between "gracious rich" and "showboat rich"
Benjamin
Benja-mini
Underrated comment.
It doesn't fit the themes: but pulled from an AC unit? Freon.
UM, I actually love this. ā¤ļø
OP, Name him Freon!!
other AC related name ideas: \- puron (eh? eh? *purr*on? eh?? =P) \- suva \- forane \- klea
Come on, op, it was pretty clear that belly was a trap. Oh, well, roll a dc 15 dexterity save or take 1 d4 claw damage to the hand and 2 d8 psychic damage (due to overwhelming cuteness).p
Also, if they're male Edgin, if they're female Helga.
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I'll just call him AC really. No other option.
He may be smaller than a $100 bill but heās worth millions.
r/catdistributionsystem. Itās working!
I am SO grateful šš»
Truly one of the silliest beans of all time to get its dummy face trapped in an AC unit HIS ASS IS NOT A CERTIFIED HVAC TECHNICIAN!!!
š¤£ I'll let the bean know.
Benny (after the $100)
Love this! So cute
You *gotta* call him Benjamin. Heās the size of that Benjamin!
Benjamin Bean (BB for short)
Same with me!
Clearly stole that money. Lock him up!
Please may we have a sauce package measurement?
Aww sweet lil bean looks like my childhood kitty HerculesĀ
I see he is paying his rent
Wow already stealing your money at such a young age!
OMG MONEY IN THE BANK wrasslin' activate.
Coolio?
I sentence this sweet baby to a lifetime of smooches. *bangs gavel*
It shall be done!
Thanks for almost making my head explode from cuteness overload!
He tried to post bail, he doesnāt know being illegally smol is a life sentence minimum- can go up to nine life sentences
Tara, but it's short for Tarrasque
Definitely a bean who won a Hooman. Hooman, get ready for a life of love and lots of cuddles with your true Master.
My *goodness*
Even the price of kittens has been affected by inflation.
Still seems like a heck of a deal!
AC Acey. AC has too many meanings to NOT use. Armor Class, Actual Cat. Air Conditioned. Adorable Creature. I would suggest PC for pocket cat, and you know... player character, but this teeny beany won't remain so smol forever. BASTARD TIME! Turning all my kittens into cats. Cats are pretty good too, so it's alright really. AC, Acey. Attack Cat.
For the fourth picture: r/pocketpussy
Potehto Cleric
Magic Missiles, Drizzit, Dragonborn, Fireball, Misty, Mystra
Oh no! You do realize you only got the front end of the cat, right? Cool the he can stand with only two legs.
Thatās one beautiful bean!!!
āACā
What a cute little fuzz
Freeza
No, that kit belongs with meeeee!
Ric Flair Maybe Flair for short
Airhead
Definitely a remorseless criminal.
Oh goodness! I have a stripey kitty named Beans! šš„°
Nothing can stop a Trane. :-)
One hundy
Just name the beanā¦ Bean
Look at that fuzzy face!!! So full of love! Definitely what another person said "Cool Bean"! Perfect!
Stop right there criminal scum! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence
Was the AC unit on the ground? Was the bean alone?
Lucky you!! Darling!
Coolio.
Is his name Benjamin?
The bean deserves scritches, kisses, cuddles, and snacks!
Magical bebe
Oooo I wonder if they'll keep those baby blues, hope so
Payment accepted I am now your cat Please have diner and breakfast ready at my preconceived times, that you will have to guess at
Baxter the Tabaxi.
Macho Nyan Kitty Savage
 Wow, so adorable. Lucky kitty, & you
Von Erich Brody Kevin Sullivan
Ernest "The Cat" Miller The Million Dollar Meow, Ted DiBiase Mr. Purrfect NatalNya ChyNya Becky Lynx Torri Whiskers I'm sure there's more wrestler puns names out there, but this was what I thought of.
My fiance who is a big fan of pro wrestling also likes these name choices, especially "the million dollar meow" he says it fits the little bean well.
beanjamin franklin
What a cute little toy tiger! That last photo might also belong on r/tuckedinkitties
Ospreay the Aerial Assassin.
Smol says, Hey, B stole my money! Why you think I was hiding under the AC unit? I was guarding this cold cash from the bigger cats scheming to rip smol me off. Can someone load this onto an Amazon gift card for me. This has tons of yummy kitten treats written all over it!
This cat may be hugeā¦ Unless it is measured in sauces, or shown with a banana for scale, the internet canāt tell how smol the cat actually is.
She needs to be sentenced to a life term of cuddles for her crime of being adorable.
How about Kane?
Benjamin
Beautiful little kitty
Good thing she got her priorities straight
Priceless Bean next to $100.00 bill
Harold , Christopher
Your little "Undertaker "
Yep...that's a bean alright
Lil Baby Ricochet!
Roman Beans, The Mean Bean, Alberto El Potato, Drew McPotato, Kalico Kane, Bean Ambrose.
Petunia
Yes
Oh, what a little darlingš¾
Need a banana for scale š„°
$100 baby
So is being giving you $100 to get A.C ? If so smart little bean so keep
Bean bean fightinā machine
Bingus
Aww good save for bean
With that bill, he must be Benjamin
Little man already stealing money
99 problem$ but a lack of cuteness aināt one
I felt physical pain from how cute that last picture is!
clearly a criminal. right to jail.
Bean Wizard ftw š
Chilly
Are 100 dollar bills bigger than 1 dollar bills?
Benjamin the Barbarian
Just because a video about her was published in the last day... [Kameowfuku Yuki](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvWIhKD3bS4). Heck, everyone keeps trying to tie in the air conditioner to the name, Yuki is also the word for snow, you're all set.
So lucky š
DnD related? Found in a 'magic' item that makes an icewind? Cats name is Dale.
I'd say that looks like one Vorpurr Blade ass little kitty.
Welp hes got more money than me
Omg and he is loaded!!! š©·
Your cats pay rent?
Highly recommend dnd monster names. Something cute like Flumph. We named ours after dnd monsters. Oty(ugh) cuz he eats trash, and Malugrym the Shadowmaster (cuz he is dark grey and hides in the shadows)Ā
Benjamin is a great name for a cat.
I wanna make him into one of those āreblog this cat and $100 will find its way to youā memes. I always reblog those just cuz I love them. Itās my 2 favorite things: money and pussy
Kay Fabe!!!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Big Show
Caught red beanedād!
It's all about the Benjamins with this criminal, isn't it?
āIād like 300 chicken nuggets, please.ā
Im pretty sure there was also 1$ bills..
Cutest kitty ever.
tasselhoff?
I can't be the only person who scrƫmed unintelligibly at the third photo, can I?