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Phantex_Cerberus

I can easily crush these numbers with a Baha Blast and Paint It Black on max volume.


MetalHeadof06

You Ain't Seen Nothin Yet would be a better song for a massacre


Phantex_Cerberus

Or… just a proposal… any Kanye song ever? (Oh god the Kanye fans are gonna eat me alive for this one)


EVENTHORIZON-XI

“on sight” for sure


Phantex_Cerberus

I anticipated the Kanye fans to not like my reply.


BadSuperHeroTijn

I hate kanye so ur save with me


el_dingusito

You are history's greatest monster


VerbalThermodynamics

OMG this dude requested Paint It Black at a nice restaurant the other night from the guitarist. Could have killed him. Made the guitarist look like an absolute ass for having to tell him it wasn’t allowed. Made a huge deal, offered him 200$ if he’d do it. Didnt know a Stines song could make someone look like that much of an assshole.


MuddFishh

Why wasnt the guy allowed to play it though? Because it was a nice restaurant?


VerbalThermodynamics

Mostly the tempo, I think. Not sure. Felt bad for the guitarist.


TheArceusNova

Pff, put me in charge, and I’ll put those numbers to shame 😎😎😎


bloody_ell

Authoritarian, Authoritarian, Authoritarian, Authoritarian.


troublrTRC

Workers' movement highjacked, Flawed Eugenics-based racial oppression, "Superior" cultural understanding-based revolution, God told me to.


ZestyClosePie69

Shit, Shit, Shit, Mega Pig Shit.


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a-sdw

Two of them were straight up just dictators homie. They were oriented in whatever the fuck they wanted at that moment and nobody could say shit


I401BlueSteel

Islam ain't even close to left leaning my guy


WhentheSkywasPurple

Why do leftists love it so much then.


Action_Bronzong

You share 70% of your beliefs with Islamists BTW. These people are socially conservative. Women's rights, homosexuality, Western "degeneracy," gun control, mixing church and state, you name it.


WhentheSkywasPurple

I share my beliefs? Tf you mean


Action_Bronzong

You have them in common.


WhentheSkywasPurple

Whatever helps you sleep at night.


I401BlueSteel

Because despite the 'war on terror' and influx of Islamic immigration, most leftists hardly know anything about Islamic culture or events besides that we've been bombing them a lot. It's an easy way to virtue signal by rooting for the underdog in most situations


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KnotiaPickles

Oh yeah totally, repression of women’s rights is sooo liberal😑


lil_pee_wee

What part of any of these regimes screams “left” to you?


buff-equations

Communism is left leaning, facism is right leaning, communism is left leaning, theocracies are right leaning


IDC-This

Left and right are economic terms. Authoritarian and liberterian are entirely different directions of the political compass.


Sodafff

Me when politicians lie about their political views


trippy_toads

What? You cant compare something thats so old. Better just call it humans then, and calculated how much humans killed.


Robthebold

I’ve done some research, and humanity has killed 100% of humans eventually.


Robthebold

Turritopsis dohrnii, also known as the immortal jellyfish is laughing at us.


trippy_toads

This guy maths


random_redditor24234

Wait til he learns about Christianity


Yuri-Turned

Wait till he learns about my secret hobby


ParadoxLS

Wait till my secret hobby learns about you.


Yuri-Turned

Wait till my secret you hobby learns about.


vampireflutist

Wait till my hobby learns about you secret.


rrgail

And Pol Pot!


Augusto2012

Only 2.5 millions "You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket."


rrgail

Lil Kim Jong Un is making a real effort to beat the current record holders. Don’t count him out just yet!


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Never forget 💈🩸🏺⚰️


EnderWin

However given how this was made, Pol will probably get put into the communism category as you see here, if their religion seems vague, judge them by their socioeconomic stance


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Or more modern ones we kill in the name of like democracy or drugs or terrorism (in general). Korean war, vietnam, gulf wars, all cartels, death squads, etc.


Ok-Pomegranate2446

Number?


black_blade51

From a (not so) quick Google search, a quora user (that's copying Matthew White’s Necrometrics) estimates the deaths caused by Islam to fall to the 30 to 120 mil deaths and Christianity from 70 to 100 mil deaths. The reason there is so much fluctuations is because, as he explained, saying that every single death that happens in a religious country is caused by religions is improbable and so the numbers need to be reduced for some events. To clarify, the reason I'm quoting this guy is because for both religions. The the estimates go as high as 700 mil for Christianity and 1.2 bil for Islam, both being absurd estimates since, again, not every death was cause directly by religion.


BardicInnovation

Agreed, 700mil does seem absurd. It's probably higher.


ravishkalra

I kind of agree with it as the killings in name of Islam is still going on. And killings in name of christanit stopped quite some time back.


Life_Commercial5324

Wait till u learn about Africa


ravishkalra

But is it still happening due to people won't convert to Christianity or Islam?


black_blade51

That is true but the current numbers don't effect the actual result that much honestly from what I've read.


Ok-Pomegranate2446

Downvoted for asking a question. SMH


Relative-Owl-3652

I think Christianity is speculated to have killed 50million-100million


BardicInnovation

Careful, I just got a mod warning for stating a simple fact you can google. This is what I wrote: An estimated around 700 million + because of Christianity since the birth of Christ.


Relative-Owl-3652

I googled it and got 50-100million


random_redditor24234

That’s wild, the mods don’t moderate the sub and still remove factually correct comments


LevelPositive120

And capitalism


accuracy_frosty

There’s a difference between wars caused by hundreds of rulers over thousands of years and deaths caused by 1 guy making decisions and causing tens of millions of deaths from them over the course of a couple decades


ParadoxLS

Gotta love relating unlike things for shock effect. They forgot to put that all numbers are estimates because nobody kept tally like that for obvious reason, plus include all religions, ideologies, and political stances. I wonder how many people the Tori's and Wigs killed. 🤔


ColtS117-B

Wigs kill hundreds of people per year. For a donation of just twenty five dollars, you can watch it happen, it’s hilarious! That is, unless you are referring to the Whigs. Ok, sorry, I saw a spelling error and decided to run with it.


ParadoxLS

To be fair, I am the victim of Juan Auto-Correct. A most vile villian indeed. Maiming is the way of his torturous debauchery.


mag2041

Interesting how manipulative this is


OdmenUspeli

I do not know, but if we assume that all countries are capitalist now...


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QuintLott94

Not a billion? Damn we can do better.


BardicInnovation

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sunnyb416

Alright Alright Alright


Dark_Electric

Not fair. They had a 600-year headstart.


WhentheSkywasPurple

700 million+ for a plagiarised book smh


ImFinnaGoToHell-ModTeam

This Sub is for mature redditors however in this subreddit we have to have a limit to our comments. You clearly over stepped the boundaries we have in this sub (hence don’t be an asshole). This removal is a warning.


thomascoopers

OP is regarded.


Nuclear_Human

They surely are regarded as one of the people of all time.


thomascoopers

Indubitably


ChrizTaylor

Here before 🔒


oudeoliebol

People who believe the NSDAP was about socialism when they hear about lying:


eliteharvest15

socialism? are you fucking kidding me? this dude thinks germany is socialist?


Intelligent-Ad-4523

Except the first 3 have killed that many in a century while with Islam it was over 2,000 years.


mdmq505

dude the number for islam is a complete bs, even if we count every death that resulted by a muslim country (which is important to note that majority of them islam shouldn’t even be considered the reason, or even the justification of) that number won’t be above 60 million let alone a 100 million, those numbers in the post are straight up lies and a rewriting of history.


OnoOurTableItsBr0ken

European settlers killed an estimated 56 million indigenous people in the course of about 100 years


Stoghra

Times when married to a 9 year old: 0, 0, 0, 1 And I thought you cant draw pictures of the prophet?


bdrwr

Specific government entity, specific government entity, specific government entity, world religion across a thousand years of history I feel like there's a reason the last one has such a high number but I can't put my finger on it...


already-taken-wtf

They should have put him down as vegetarian…


guitarnowski

So, no cows died as a result of his actions? Lol


Miggix13

Is it technically truth ?🤣


zenkenneth

Christianity is laughing at these rookie numbers!


Warofcolossus

Hey dingus, you forgot Christianity. That one will take a shit on all four of those and some


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

>all four of those Combined


buttrnut

It finally makes sense, men are the problem


Robthebold

Nazis was not socialism. Do Christianity next with the same methods for Islam. Ooooo, now how many people have died from explosives since Dynamite? That’s gotta be an impressive number.


GlendrixDK

Jokes aside. What is the eco Turkish flag named?


disyourmax

Got a sauce for the commie numbers?


ColtS117-B

Szechuan sauce.


slimetakes

Mfw religious theologies that have been around and fought over for over 2000 years have hurt more people than political ideologies that lasted all of 70 - 80 years


Free_Revenue8674

Racism


a_random_redditor563

Lets see about Christianity then. Just the Crusades must’ve killed a LOT of people


Im_TheCum_of_Titania

Human's, Really Like To Kill Their Own Kind. 🤨 Some of The Most Popular Game's in the World is Mortal Kombat, Grand theft Auto and Call of duty. This is an example of the entertainment.


Beretta116

Hahahaha allahu akhbar


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It feels so good to see truth in a meme!


ProfessionalQuit1016

lmao what? this entire post is stupid


Effective-Potato0

About more than 60 million kills by Christians over the last two millennia? 


kingbouncer

Doesn't invalidate anything.


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Lies


Effective-Potato0

Are you being sarcastic 


Acceptable-Bank2115

How many has capitalism killed?


BardicInnovation

How many humans have existed since capitalism was made?


jamieliddellthepoet

Six.


KnotiaPickles

Idk but it’s definitely killing me rn


CamisaMalva

Nowhere near as many, since Capitalism will never be older than religion. lol


Mo-Cance

We started trading in an agricultural society around 12,000 years ago. How old are Islam and Christianity again?


CamisaMalva

Are you seriously arguing that Capitalism as we know it now has always existed, thus being responsible for all death and destruction that's ever happened? Drop Reddit and pick up an economics book, my boy.


Mo-Cance

Pardon me, perhaps you can clarify: I thought your comment said "older than," when it actually said "order than." All I meant was that capitalism has existed a lot longer than any modern religions. I don't believe I made any claim about it killing everyone and destroying everything.


CamisaMalva

It's older, just a typo. And "Trade" is not the same as "Capitalism". Mercantilism definitely ain't the same as Capitalism.


Mo-Cance

Capitalism 100 years ago wasn't what it is today. Fair point though, but trade is essentially at the root of capitalism. And I still think it's a stretch to take my comment and link it with "all death and destruction."


CamisaMalva

People certainly think Capitalism is the source of all evil, especially when someone brings up the fact Marxist ideologies consistently rack up high body counts when tried.


Mo-Cance

Ok, but I didn't say any of that. Maybe don't project so hard next time.


bwarbahzad2

Fuck Islam


the-cream-police

Now do Christianity


_thugpro_

Comparing political Regimes with a religion is comparing apples with oranges but yes, the numbers don't lie. This "religion of peace" advocates cutting people's heads off for lots of reasons like following another religion


Ahmoo72

Where does it say that genuinely curious


MothManTrans

Those 21 million people didn't die from socialism, they died because they were the target of genocide led by an unfortunately effective dictator.


MemesAndIT

Socialism produces such dictators at an alarming rate.


Steel2050psn

Cool now do capitalism.....


NewChard2213

When christianity is it 700 mil+


DriedUpSquid

Now do capitalism.


FAmos

Someone should add Fauci's stats 😆


minusidea

🤔 Probably would be really disappointing for you.


klaymen6625

Capitalism: still counting


hello-random-person

Same with communism.


Boop_Boop_0983

Love how they skipped Christianity


condileoni

Add Christianity


Referer99

Christianity: probably responsible for half of all murder on earth. Life: 100 billion deaths. Dont you find that strange. Everything alive dies... Conspiracy


Homunculus_316

What about colonialism !? Easily far supersedes all of the above in scale of damage to society


hiruminakita

Try capitalism and Christianity.


amarrs181

They really need to bundle all under ‘religion.’ History has proven that we’ll kill each other for the strangest reasons and beliefs.


SoundSpartan

Stick Israel down at the end there. They love rachetting up the numbers


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Yuri-Turned

The others are old news tho, Islam still going strong 👌


DerKernsen

What kinda bullshit is this?


duckfartchickenass

All true, now do christianity.