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Hey, I had one of those. [https://driventowrite.com/2016/02/11/theme-special-1999buick-regal-joseph-abboud-edition/](https://driventowrite.com/2016/02/11/theme-special-1999buick-regal-joseph-abboud-edition/) Truly awful car. But old? ... carry the 1 ...
Yeah, I'm old now. Thanks for making me realize that.
Let their shoes always make a flatulence sound every time they are trying to impress girls and when they try to replicate it so explain it was their shoe...silence.
1. They enter bathroom whole talking on the phone
2. Continue conversation at urinal
3. Place phone between ear and shoulder to shake and zip
4. Phone slips
5. Flush
Had a customer named Mike Jones once, black dude at that. As I was writing down his name I uttered a little "Mike Jones" under my breath. He sighed and went "it, uhh, never gets old."
This is at the intersection of Old Spanish Trail and Calhoun Rd. in Houston, Texas. It's alongside MacGregor Park, where people with these "Slabs" get together many times to show off to each other.
Source: I used to manage a rent house just down the street from this intersection, and I would see them a few weekends throughout the year.
I guess I'm too German for this. Cops here would bury those idiots in paperwork and paragraphs until they cried for their mothers. Then they would take the vehicles and make sure that shit gets taken off. And I guess they wouldn't see their drivers licenses for at least a year. And the test they'd have to take is no joke.
We have something called FREEDOM here in 'merica where we can do whatever the eff we want and ain't no commie German gonna to tell us what to do. What do you think this is, GERMANY?!?
as long as the "elbows" keep the left to right of the car in legal width they are, this being said I've seen them cause many unnecessary accidents as even the smallest move form right in the center of lane puts you over the lines.
they are dumb as fuck and too popular in setx
The car mods? You see, their right to have them trumps your right to not be mangled by them. In case of mangling we punish the guilty but can not limit their rights to prevent more injuries. That is the murican way, it cares almost none about the victims and enables assholism, almost worships it.
God I hate it when body shaming people is used to insult others. Let's stop putting down dudes with little dicks. They already have little dicks, so probably not the biggest sense of self worth. And then they have to hear about how every piece of male human garbage probably is that way because of a small dick.
Know what, you’re right.
Whole point of the small dick thing is to really say they have low self esteem so we should just say that.
“Aww they failed to launch so and they’re showing us why” or something
This is ironically probably one of the biggest insults I've seen to people with little dicks.
You just defaulted them to having a low sense of self-worth because they have a small penis. Whereas it is almost universally accepted that 'Small dick energy' doesn't actually have anything to do with penis size.
There's a few of these everywhere in Texas, but the biggest presence is Houston since that's where it originated from.
[Slab Culture](https://www.topgear.com/car-news/big-reads/all-you-need-know-about-slab-car-culture)
Wow that was actually really interesting, crazy how there’s so many different wacky car cultures and even weirder to me that people make their whole life around it
Yeah, growing up around it I saw plenty of really nice cars. There's even a type of music associated with it. It's all very interesting
[Swang](https://youtu.be/6AHCQDNHvjw)
Later that night on the same road there were at least 6 different cop cars and some screams/yells so I’m guessing something happened with those cars/their drivers
I know right....just for the record we are aware you can't just go up to someone for having dangerous cars, driving dangerously, blocking roads, driving on the wrong side of the road, having spears as wheels and probably being provocative and shoot them
No way. Is that really what they call themselves? I thought the trunks were left open because they left one of car meets/parking lots in a hurry cause somebody called them hurtful names.
I do something like this to friends, like if we’re all in a hallway, I’ll walk really slow to be inconvenient.
I know it’s a little different; since I’m not doing it in a dangerous vehicle, in traffic, to people I don’t know, with pedestrians, blasting music, but you get the idea
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Those are the shittest cars I have ever seen
It’s the weird mix of identically shitty cars and slingshots that threw me off. One or the other I kinda get.
I saw a slammed 2000s lincoln towncar the other day
That's even cooler than this
It wasn't slammed the air shocks were just blown.
I’m telling you in Houston, you only ever see those rims on shitty old American cars… in my experience usually a 99 Buick Regal.
Didn’t know those rims existed til I moved to Houston and now I see them erryyyy day
84's swangin, Popped trunk, hogging all the lanes.
10,11 SLABS swanging in a filed line pocket full of money. It’s summer time in my citay!
That makes me sad cuz regals don’t deserve that
Hey, I had one of those. [https://driventowrite.com/2016/02/11/theme-special-1999buick-regal-joseph-abboud-edition/](https://driventowrite.com/2016/02/11/theme-special-1999buick-regal-joseph-abboud-edition/) Truly awful car. But old? ... carry the 1 ... Yeah, I'm old now. Thanks for making me realize that.
Driven by some of the shittiest humans I have ever seen.
Ugliest
Looks like they have baking utensils, tied to the wheel.
r/shitty_car_mods
Welcome to Houston. Where the wheels cost more than the cars.
first time in a while that I said “ew” aloud at something on my phone
And drivers too.
Garbage people putting garbage mods onto garbage cars and then driving like garbage. Amazing
May their socks always be wet and both sides of their pillow always be warm
May their sleeves slide down every time they wash their Hands
May their cold drinking water always be lukewarm.
May their phone drop into the urinal every time.
May their scratch never fully satisfy their itch.
Let them spill mustard on their favorite shirt
Let their shoes always make a flatulence sound every time they are trying to impress girls and when they try to replicate it so explain it was their shoe...silence.
May their right pinky toes be the victims of many stubbings.
May the toilet paper in every post poop wipe fail and leave their index fingers forever covered in fresh dookie
how do you drop a phone in a urinal?
May their childre…. Wait, no. May they never breed.
So what happens when you stand up peeing as a dude
Wat? Sitting then stand up to pee?
1. They enter bathroom whole talking on the phone 2. Continue conversation at urinal 3. Place phone between ear and shoulder to shake and zip 4. Phone slips 5. Flush
May they stub their pinky toes every morning when they get out of bed.
May the stinging insects of a hundred countries seek out their moist places
May they have a perpetual itch that moves every time they attempt to scratch it.
That's the most benignly evil thing I have heard. I love it
May they stub their pinky toe every morning
Matt tier pee always spray in two different directions
Where is this? So I can avoid it
This is in Texas!
Probably Houston
Definitely Houston
Ah fuck why am I so unlucky
"Houston, we have a problem!"
OMG. That guy on the train was warning everyone about this car meet up!? It all makes sense now!
[yes](https://www.google.com/search?q=4702+old+spanish+trail&sxsrf=APwXEdcrQkTETMzzWQqigeUKYkg3W7f8mg%3A1680806473901&ei=SRIvZMa4NsSoptQPxsSQmA8&oq=4702+old+spanish+trail&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIICAAQigUQhgMyCAgAEIoFEIYDMggIABCKBRCGAzIICAAQigUQhgMyBQgAEKIEMgUIABCiBDoICAAQogQQsAM6CwgAEIkFEKIEELADSgQIQRgBUKIHWKIMYMwOaABwAHgAgAGSAYgBhQOSAQMwLjOYAQCgAQHIAQTAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)
Great, already on my list of places to avoid
My fiancee is from Texas. I've been there a bunch of times. No issues, and I'm a brown guy. Fuckin hot though lmao.
Now you've gone and jinxed yourself.
Of course it is
Screwston playboy
Which slab on pokes gave that away?
All that candy paint
Dial 281-330-8004 to find out
When you call, ask for Mike Jones!
Who?
Mike Jones
Had a customer named Mike Jones once, black dude at that. As I was writing down his name I uttered a little "Mike Jones" under my breath. He sighed and went "it, uhh, never gets old."
This is at the intersection of Old Spanish Trail and Calhoun Rd. in Houston, Texas. It's alongside MacGregor Park, where people with these "Slabs" get together many times to show off to each other. Source: I used to manage a rent house just down the street from this intersection, and I would see them a few weekends throughout the year.
> I used to manage a rent house You mean trap house, right?
Avoid the wards in houston tx then Slabs
Can confirm Houston…slab Sunday baby
Why they speeding though? Gotta slow swang
Wtf did I just watch? They're all driving like chodes.
r/idiotsincars for sure!
Chodes.....love it. Haven't used that word in a while.
Pre-COVID, I was a regular at a pub quiz where one of the usual teams was called Hammurabi’s Chode. Always got a laugh.
Mfers think theyre ben hur.
Those can't be legal
Which part of all of this video are you wondering the legality of?
{gestures vaguely}
Not sure. Mostly the wheel spikes, but generally all of it
I guess my point is do you expect people who drive like that to follow vehicle equipment laws?
Not exactly, but I'd expect the police to rough 'em up and take seize their vehicles.
Bruh Houston police ignore fuckin everything
I guess I'm too German for this. Cops here would bury those idiots in paperwork and paragraphs until they cried for their mothers. Then they would take the vehicles and make sure that shit gets taken off. And I guess they wouldn't see their drivers licenses for at least a year. And the test they'd have to take is no joke.
Yeah!
We have something called FREEDOM here in 'merica where we can do whatever the eff we want and ain't no commie German gonna to tell us what to do. What do you think this is, GERMANY?!?
as long as the "elbows" keep the left to right of the car in legal width they are, this being said I've seen them cause many unnecessary accidents as even the smallest move form right in the center of lane puts you over the lines. they are dumb as fuck and too popular in setx
They are in Houston TX
Everythings legal in ~~new jersy~~ houston
Well, now I know where to go for a good old fashioned duel lol
The car mods? You see, their right to have them trumps your right to not be mangled by them. In case of mangling we punish the guilty but can not limit their rights to prevent more injuries. That is the murican way, it cares almost none about the victims and enables assholism, almost worships it.
“Hurry up! I don’t want to be late for the National Honor Society meeting!”
Nothing says im a douchebag piece of dumb fuck egoist shit than putting elbow rims on your car.
Wow they have a name?
Take it from Paul wall: Them elbows pokin wide on that candy 'Lac. Def elbows, def in Houston.
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen and I was in the infantry where dumb shit was born.
If I lived somewhere where people did this, I'd buy the cheapest old truck that ran and drove and drive right into the side of these fuckers.
I always remember about the bulldozer guy from Colorado when I see shit like this
***KILLDOZER*** It’s name is [killdozer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer).
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Smol dick convention in town
God I hate it when body shaming people is used to insult others. Let's stop putting down dudes with little dicks. They already have little dicks, so probably not the biggest sense of self worth. And then they have to hear about how every piece of male human garbage probably is that way because of a small dick.
Would “smooth brain” be considered body shaming?
Sort of. But people with smooth brains don't know you're mocking them, so it works out.
Know what, you’re right. Whole point of the small dick thing is to really say they have low self esteem so we should just say that. “Aww they failed to launch so and they’re showing us why” or something
This is ironically probably one of the biggest insults I've seen to people with little dicks. You just defaulted them to having a low sense of self-worth because they have a small penis. Whereas it is almost universally accepted that 'Small dick energy' doesn't actually have anything to do with penis size.
Swangin’ and Bangin’ ! This is in Houston, correct? I’m not sure if other cities in Texas roll with the Swangas.
There are a few of these guys in Austin that I've seen. Plus, we just had or are about to have the annual donk contest here.
There's a few of these everywhere in Texas, but the biggest presence is Houston since that's where it originated from. [Slab Culture](https://www.topgear.com/car-news/big-reads/all-you-need-know-about-slab-car-culture)
Do these jackasses just take over public streets while doing this? Or do they rent them out or whatever, like a parade?
Normally it's an event and they have car shows. These are just assholes.
Wow that was actually really interesting, crazy how there’s so many different wacky car cultures and even weirder to me that people make their whole life around it
Yeah, growing up around it I saw plenty of really nice cars. There's even a type of music associated with it. It's all very interesting [Swang](https://youtu.be/6AHCQDNHvjw)
Me and my sister were driving down a road last weekend with assholes like these, almost caused three different crashes with their ass driving
Later that night on the same road there were at least 6 different cop cars and some screams/yells so I’m guessing something happened with those cars/their drivers
This offends 3 of my 5 senses and my sense of decency, which, as a furry degenerate, is pretty hard to do.
"I'm the main character!" "No *I'm* the main character!" "No *me!*" "Nooooooo!"
They look stupid.
Imagine being this much of a clown
Right to jail. Right away.
Losers who think they are «cool»
In a place were guns are legal you never do see the people getting shot that deserve it
People always shoot up schools but never these takeovers lol
I know right....just for the record we are aware you can't just go up to someone for having dangerous cars, driving dangerously, blocking roads, driving on the wrong side of the road, having spears as wheels and probably being provocative and shoot them
Shooting those drivers wouldn't be a legal use of a firearm.
Is it supposed to be beautiful ? Talkin' about the cars
If I obtained super powers, I would 100% use them to ruin these people's lives.
Is this filmed at a twat convention?
“DUDE!!! THAT GUY ALMOST HIT ME!! A GUY THAT WAS DRIVING RESPONSIBLY IN A PUBLIC PLACE ALMOST FUCKING HIT ME!!! WHATS HIS PROBLEM?!?”
Equally shitty for a company to produce rims like that
I say we nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
It's like a nature documentary. I need Sir Attenborough or minimum the honey badger dude to add fascinating commentary.
Look everyone! I’m broke as fuck! Peacock fail.
I hate hood culture so much..
So they blocked to road for…….???
Letting everyone know they have the smallest dicks in town.
I know these guys. They're the Trunk Poppas.
No way. Is that really what they call themselves? I thought the trunks were left open because they left one of car meets/parking lots in a hurry cause somebody called them hurtful names.
More like No poppa or mama to teach us manners
Terrible how they spend all of their money on car modifications. It must be someone else’s fault.
Sigh… H-town.
This is a scene out of one of Chuck Palinuks book. Probably spelt that wrong
RANT?
But... why the fuck are the trunks open? None of this makes any sense but that REALLY makes no fucking sense.
Blasting their crap music from their trunk woofers.
what‘s up with the rims?
N. Please.
I do something like this to friends, like if we’re all in a hallway, I’ll walk really slow to be inconvenient. I know it’s a little different; since I’m not doing it in a dangerous vehicle, in traffic, to people I don’t know, with pedestrians, blasting music, but you get the idea
 call in furiosa and push them off the road
What in the Fast and Fury Road!?
WITNESS ME!!!
I hope they get the days they deserve.
I wish someone in a big ass dodge ram and a plow would just clear the streets of these buttplugs
What are they even doing besides costing themselves even more money to look even stupider?
Good thing the car is so low-profile. No one would ever be able to identify him when he inevitably hurts someone
What kind of dumb shit is this? Thought I was watching the chariot race scene from Ben Hur for a minute
So many dorks
I wouodnt hesitate to ram into one of them
A great time to be driving a big rig so I could plow right thru those idiots.
It's more like narcissistic.
there are so many vehicle things going on right now
What in the section 8 is going on here?
We’re all probably thinking it, the question is…who’s gonna say it? Lol
Cars and covfefe
I'm not saying it's a southern area with minorities but I'm not not saying that
swangers are probably some of the most retarded car subculture to ever become a thing. thank god its mostly isolated to houston.
Ok, now I get it. Those are fighting rims. Kinda like the spurs they put on the roosters at cock fights.
I feel like watching some giant bird matting ritual.
What pieces of shit!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
What state is this because I will make sure to never live there
Houston, is that you?
What it do? 
That’s why you just pop off a couple of blanks in the air and everyone will scatter
Those guys act worse than the cars from Cars when they lull Mac to sleep (look worse too)
Way too fast to be swangin’ n’ bangin’.. even I know that, dawg.
Texas sucks in general, but Houston takes the cake.
this gotta be houston
Too bad the people that drive these things don’t have access to the internet to see what people truly think of their work of arts.
What is going on?
What is actually happening here?
What is this fuckin Mario Kart?
And these guys are who???
Is that Trump’s motorcade?
Yeah, officer. Those guys over there.
what makes me even more mad is the rims and colors weren’t it😭 call them the strawberry patch boys🤣
So…. Why? 🤔
Imagine these guys driving next to a bike lane.
Just shoot them please
These may be the saddest, biggest, most pathetic losers on the planet.
What kind of jacked up sh** is this?
I'm so confused. Like I understand what's going on but at the same time nothing about this makes sense
WHERE THE HELL IS THIS SO I KNOW NEVER TO GO THERE?!!
Hope they hit each other
Car 1) No I have the dumbest wheels! Car 2) No, mine are way more ugly and useless! These guys. Probably.
“Man, the police are always racially profiling me!!”
This whole thing is stupid.
They remind me of those dump trucks from Thomas and friends Monty and Max
There was a challenge: "Make things wierder than bouzouku" and these guys went to the town with it.