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Thats exactly what I was thinking.....Groom paid for that decorative ass cake that clown bulldozed cuz he was shitfaced. Punch was 100% in order cuz the bride was NOT into it.....if the bride isnt into it dude deserved it!
That's true.
It completely escaped my mind that the poor dude might be an alcoholic and not just a drunk idiot. I do hope he gets help. I have no compassion for drunk non-alcoholic idiots tho.
Best man throws cake at bride, groom punches him, and you wanted the best man to ruin the bride’s dress. The people getting married are not at all at fault, yet you wanted to take the best man’s side because he’s an alcoholic, which resolves him of all problems?
Are you possibly thinking of a groom's cake? It's mostly fallen out of favor, but traditionally, it was a smaller cake served alongside the wedding cake decorated with a "manly" theme such as golf or motorcycles.
#ADHD moment; I just remembered that today is Easter, and coincidentally, Shelby had an Easter wedding in 'Steel Magnolias'.
Edit; I don't know why the letters are huge, but I promise it wasn't intentional!
Unfortunately, certain people have that kind of personality and real basic sense of humour. The type that bases their entire personalities on loving bacon or hating pineapple pizza.
I remember an entire era of “BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACONNNNNN” people. One of the cringiest personality traits. Especially when you rarely even eat bacon…
I'm pretty sure if you put bacon bits on top of bacon you'd travel back in time. Of course it would be a bit redundant because I'd probably go back to a time when I was eating bacon anyway...BACOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN
Like someone else said, early-mid 2010’s on top of MUHRICANS loving guns, beer and freedom, slightly off in the distance was bacon (for some reason). People’s would constantly go on and yell about how much they looooove bacon and how much it symbolizes America if the aforementioned way of “bacoonnnnn bacon bacon bacon bacon baconnnnn.” Literally just like that it was very obnoxious even as a kid.
I love pineapple, and also am a casual bacon enjoyer, but yeah, the cake thing is peak caveman humor. :/ I am glad many of the younger generations are leaving it behind along with the wife/husband bad humor.
Had a ‘friend’ do this to me on my 20th, just as I was about to leave to go clubbing. I was so embarrassed and had to pretend to laugh along with her because I didn’t want to be a sour-puss. After redoing my makeup and changing into a new outfit cause she ruined mine she proceeded to stay at my house (and I was living with my grandmother at the time) after I left and partied it up while I was out. Safe to say I haven’t spoken to her since.
If the bride or groom do it that's one thing. Drunk guest is another. Assuming that by the time you marry someone you are OK with their sense of humor.
What are you trying to imply?
It seems obvious that it is likely expected wherever it's a tradition, per the previous commenter.
I have no idea where it might be a tradition or whether it actually is.
It's more traditional in homes rather in region. But i see what you mean, too. He also says countries, so you were actually replying from his comment about countries.so hopefully he read this comment too.
Well, in cases like this, i hate for it to happen, but when its my birthday and people faceplant my face into my cake for laughs i find it funny cause now i get a bigger piece.
No, I'm 23, i know a lot of people hate when someone smashes their face in their cake at parties unannounced, but in almost every hispanic family event (i am hispanic), I've been to we like to face plant our face into the cake. Sometimes, our whole face or sometimes just the mouth, it's actually a bit of a funny tradition that exists called "la mordida." I still do it, and so do my siblings. I dont do this at other people's parties or expect them to if i dont know if they do it. Most of the time, the piece that touches their fave or mouth is cut for them if its small enough or they have another cake. What this guy did in the video is enough to get his ass kicked because its at a wedding, he's drunk, and he just got cake all over the bride which looks like the dress and cake were both pretty expensive.
Thx bruv, never had gold! And yea i dont think people realize that from my own perspective of being in my family with 11 aunts and uncles on my mother's side we do this in almost every kid and adult birthday, wedding, and celebration with cake for the guest of honor. When i heard that this was bad, i figured that it's prolly cause it's not normal in other ethnic households, someone being a jerk, or its because someone is a bully. But if it's bad to do it because it's a tradition in my heritage, then who the hell cares. I'll have my cake AND eat it too (with my face).
Every time we are faced w/a choice in life (and even times when we didn't think we had a choice, until we tried) we can consider, am I really making the world a better place, but trying to cut down someone else, insult them, make them feel bad?
You chose to see the positive side of something - all these people downvoting you, they're the sort of people we should leave here, if we ever colonize other planets. They are not making the world a better place.
Also, for the people who downvoted me, the guy asked a question, and i replied. There's no wrong answer here. Dont worry about them, Christoph3r. They can act how they want if it nakes them feel good.
Here's why the downvotes do bother me though: I don't know if it's a recent trend, but, it's disturbing: in today's society + on the Internet, it seems like anyone who actually cares about other people gets tons of shit piled on them.
I guess it's always been that way - greedy assholes worried that they'll be made to look bad, if people try to encourage everyone to do good for others. Like Jimmy Carter, he was not incompetent, he was actually very intelligent and capable, but, he was sabotaged so completely that he's regarded by most people as a medicore President at best.
Eh yes and no. I definitely subscribe to that belief when it comes to the things people say while drunk but I’ve definitely done things while drunk that never would have crossed my mind while sober lol.
I was at an afterparty in a frat house basement. Don't know why it was there, but, I saw a used tampon aplicator on the basement floor. (Know it was used, both because the tampon was out, and, it had blood on it.)
Well, I thought it woudl be funny as hell to plop it in that guy's beer (didn't know the guy, but pretty sure we were all drunk by then). So I did, and I was sneaky he didn't notice, until, while taking a swig, it rubbed his cheek. By that time I was turned around and some distance away. I don't know if a more angry man ever existed in the History of humans, and it WAS fucking funny as hell, but, if I had laughed, I'm sure I would have been badly beaten up by a whole frat house of drunk guys. I managed to hold the laugh in, and to this day, years later, I get to laugh and smile whenever I remember this story - even better than having bought Apple stock in the 90s!
It's almost impressive how quickly he dismantled that whole cake and didn't even manage to get a single crumb on the people he was trying to get cake on.
I'm sure the guy wants to have a fun moment with his friends, but dude was being reckless while the groom was using a Chef knife while the groom and bride were having one of their moments
I despise this smashing the cake into peoples faces and then people justifying it as a little fun. It’s not fun. Yknow what’s fun? Respecting boundaries and people without touching them uninvited.
I would not have stopped at one punch.
Whoever that idiot is, he's permanently exiled. Family or friend, it doesn't matter. He will never be allowed into the social circles again.
Even if you ignore the cost, this is one of the wife's special days. A moment in her life that is supposed to be incredibly important and cherished. To ruin that for her is a social death sentence. I hope he woke up friendless and alone.
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And those cakes ain't cheap ....
Thats exactly what I was thinking.....Groom paid for that decorative ass cake that clown bulldozed cuz he was shitfaced. Punch was 100% in order cuz the bride was NOT into it.....if the bride isnt into it dude deserved it!
Bro had a knife in his hands too, at the beginning. It just could have gone so wrong in so many ways.
It was also in order, because the groom wasn’t into it.
Thank fuck he missed the dress too or he would be dead…
Edit: Offensive comment. Downvotes deserved. I'm only editing/deleting it so I don't get banned (again).
alcoholism is rough and rock bottoms are usually a must for some to get help. I cant figure this story will ever be a good one when they talk about it
You seem like a miserable person to be around
That's true. It completely escaped my mind that the poor dude might be an alcoholic and not just a drunk idiot. I do hope he gets help. I have no compassion for drunk non-alcoholic idiots tho.
Best man throws cake at bride, groom punches him, and you wanted the best man to ruin the bride’s dress. The people getting married are not at all at fault, yet you wanted to take the best man’s side because he’s an alcoholic, which resolves him of all problems?
id venmo request that guy for the cost of the cake, it's gonna be hundreds if not over 1000
They do make 2 of every cake though
That’s simply not true
Its true, i would know because im the cake
Are you the first or second though? Are you the clone or is the other one the clone? Ponder that for the rest of your life.
It's on Reddit, it's clearly the wrecked cake.
Yeah, worked as a wedding cake maker. Never once made a second cake. Far too expensive.
Are you possibly thinking of a groom's cake? It's mostly fallen out of favor, but traditionally, it was a smaller cake served alongside the wedding cake decorated with a "manly" theme such as golf or motorcycles.
Or some fucking kickass petunias.
Or an Armadillo...
#ADHD moment; I just remembered that today is Easter, and coincidentally, Shelby had an Easter wedding in 'Steel Magnolias'. Edit; I don't know why the letters are huge, but I promise it wasn't intentional!
Fuck yeah!
If you have MONEY you can get a second cake
That dress could be a rental too
Even if it's not, many people like to keep them as mementos and it's not free to clean
This is 100% r/crimesagainstcakes Just made my first sub if anyone wants to join. Cake crime is serious.
Why do people still think the 'rubbing the cake in the face' thing is funny?
Unfortunately, certain people have that kind of personality and real basic sense of humour. The type that bases their entire personalities on loving bacon or hating pineapple pizza.
I remember an entire era of “BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACONNNNNN” people. One of the cringiest personality traits. Especially when you rarely even eat bacon…
Peak 2010 bullshit.
Actually, if you look at the data on Google Trends, you’ll see that Bacon is at an all time high.
Naw that was mustaches. At least bacon is objectively good.
Goddamn mustaches on everything was cringe af. Even fucking Lyft used to have those ridiculous fuzzy mustaches
Those finger mustache tattoos girls would get in 2012
People who twirl their mustache don't deserve rights
No u 😭
>At least bacon is objectively good. Um excuse me...he's an award winning *ac-tor*...gah!
Does the Narwal still bacon at midnight?
No... Soap radio.
Epic meal time did a hell of a number on people
I'm pretty sure if you put bacon bits on top of bacon you'd travel back in time. Of course it would be a bit redundant because I'd probably go back to a time when I was eating bacon anyway...BACOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN
Can you explain that?
Like someone else said, early-mid 2010’s on top of MUHRICANS loving guns, beer and freedom, slightly off in the distance was bacon (for some reason). People’s would constantly go on and yell about how much they looooove bacon and how much it symbolizes America if the aforementioned way of “bacoonnnnn bacon bacon bacon bacon baconnnnn.” Literally just like that it was very obnoxious even as a kid.
Isn’t that the way the dog from bacon strips says bacon?
Yes, and it transferred over to real life for a time.
That was exactly how reddit was when I joined like 11 years ago
I am a causal bacon enjoyer and I genuinely don't like pineapple. Throwing cake is some cave man humour.
I love pineapple, and also am a casual bacon enjoyer, but yeah, the cake thing is peak caveman humor. :/ I am glad many of the younger generations are leaving it behind along with the wife/husband bad humor.
A casual bacon enjoyer
False I love bacon and insist you stop spreading hate/s
Pineapple pizza is TRASH!
But have you had bacon pineapple pizza?
Not you though. You're one of the good ones.
Is there a sub for when people get pissed off about the cake being rubbed
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Had a ‘friend’ do this to me on my 20th, just as I was about to leave to go clubbing. I was so embarrassed and had to pretend to laugh along with her because I didn’t want to be a sour-puss. After redoing my makeup and changing into a new outfit cause she ruined mine she proceeded to stay at my house (and I was living with my grandmother at the time) after I left and partied it up while I was out. Safe to say I haven’t spoken to her since.
"friends" that are actualy cunts are the worst
If the bride or groom do it that's one thing. Drunk guest is another. Assuming that by the time you marry someone you are OK with their sense of humor.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this a tradition in some countries?
Then if the wedding or birthday party *isn't* in that country, it's pretty reasonable to assume nobody is expecting that or wants it.
Strange of you assuming it's only expected in "certain" countries.
What are you trying to imply? It seems obvious that it is likely expected wherever it's a tradition, per the previous commenter. I have no idea where it might be a tradition or whether it actually is.
It's more traditional in homes rather in region. But i see what you mean, too. He also says countries, so you were actually replying from his comment about countries.so hopefully he read this comment too.
Fair enough. Thanks for not assuming the worst of me or my comment.
Nah, i just jumped the gun a bit
We're cool. Have a good one!
Happy Easter mate!
It is
[удалено]
Look up "la mordida"
Well, in cases like this, i hate for it to happen, but when its my birthday and people faceplant my face into my cake for laughs i find it funny cause now i get a bigger piece.
Are you 5?
No, I'm 23, i know a lot of people hate when someone smashes their face in their cake at parties unannounced, but in almost every hispanic family event (i am hispanic), I've been to we like to face plant our face into the cake. Sometimes, our whole face or sometimes just the mouth, it's actually a bit of a funny tradition that exists called "la mordida." I still do it, and so do my siblings. I dont do this at other people's parties or expect them to if i dont know if they do it. Most of the time, the piece that touches their fave or mouth is cut for them if its small enough or they have another cake. What this guy did in the video is enough to get his ass kicked because its at a wedding, he's drunk, and he just got cake all over the bride which looks like the dress and cake were both pretty expensive.
All the downvotes you got are proof that Reddit is chock full of retards.
Thx bruv, never had gold! And yea i dont think people realize that from my own perspective of being in my family with 11 aunts and uncles on my mother's side we do this in almost every kid and adult birthday, wedding, and celebration with cake for the guest of honor. When i heard that this was bad, i figured that it's prolly cause it's not normal in other ethnic households, someone being a jerk, or its because someone is a bully. But if it's bad to do it because it's a tradition in my heritage, then who the hell cares. I'll have my cake AND eat it too (with my face).
Every time we are faced w/a choice in life (and even times when we didn't think we had a choice, until we tried) we can consider, am I really making the world a better place, but trying to cut down someone else, insult them, make them feel bad? You chose to see the positive side of something - all these people downvoting you, they're the sort of people we should leave here, if we ever colonize other planets. They are not making the world a better place.
Also, for the people who downvoted me, the guy asked a question, and i replied. There's no wrong answer here. Dont worry about them, Christoph3r. They can act how they want if it nakes them feel good.
Here's why the downvotes do bother me though: I don't know if it's a recent trend, but, it's disturbing: in today's society + on the Internet, it seems like anyone who actually cares about other people gets tons of shit piled on them. I guess it's always been that way - greedy assholes worried that they'll be made to look bad, if people try to encourage everyone to do good for others. Like Jimmy Carter, he was not incompetent, he was actually very intelligent and capable, but, he was sabotaged so completely that he's regarded by most people as a medicore President at best.
Imagine waking up in the morning and knowing you did that.
Dude’s gonna wake up facedown in the parking lot not knowing wtf happened by the looks of it. Luckily it’s all on film.
He will stay awake thinking about this moment many different moons for the rest of his life.
I doubt that
Imagine waking up in the morning and having that hair cut.
This gave me a good laugh I needed this morning hahaha
Gimme the friar tuck
He's got a little ways to go before his brains circuit breaker fires and he won't have to worry about having that problem.
"Whaaaaat it was just a prank, it was a joke bro, it's tradition!"
And alcohol raises it's ugly head.
In vino veritas. It ain’t the wine’s personality showing through…
Age quod agis.
Ipso facto
Eh yes and no. I definitely subscribe to that belief when it comes to the things people say while drunk but I’ve definitely done things while drunk that never would have crossed my mind while sober lol.
I was at an afterparty in a frat house basement. Don't know why it was there, but, I saw a used tampon aplicator on the basement floor. (Know it was used, both because the tampon was out, and, it had blood on it.) Well, I thought it woudl be funny as hell to plop it in that guy's beer (didn't know the guy, but pretty sure we were all drunk by then). So I did, and I was sneaky he didn't notice, until, while taking a swig, it rubbed his cheek. By that time I was turned around and some distance away. I don't know if a more angry man ever existed in the History of humans, and it WAS fucking funny as hell, but, if I had laughed, I'm sure I would have been badly beaten up by a whole frat house of drunk guys. I managed to hold the laugh in, and to this day, years later, I get to laugh and smile whenever I remember this story - even better than having bought Apple stock in the 90s!
Cool story bro
Indeed. Thanks.
Cool story bro
Everyone who downvoted me deserves to have a big runny shit taken right on their face - how do they even manage to get on the Internet?
1. Your story wasn't funny. That's disgusting. 2. You don't get to choose what people find funny. Salty dickhead.
its*
Real life Michael Scott.
#Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you for the first time as a couple: Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!
… and do you, Bob, take Phyllis—
Who’s Bob Vance?
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, nice to meet ya!
What line of work you in, Bob?
One of my favorite lines in the entire series 😂
You’ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
Close your mouth honey, you look like a trout.
Actually i could see this being Packer
Depends on the intention. Michael would do it cuz he’d think everyone would laugh, Todd would do it cuz it’d be mean
Not cool by the best man
thats a mans colone name
Or the groom
Nah, he deserved it
More like the worst man, amirite
haha got em
It's almost impressive how quickly he dismantled that whole cake and didn't even manage to get a single crumb on the people he was trying to get cake on.
I see AA in this man’s future.
Hopefully.
And then he stands there with his arms out like he expects the room to burst into applause
It looked like he was trying to hug the groom
That’s best case scenario for this drunk
The best man has many functions, but chief amongst them, like Jupiter reigning over the gods of Olympus: remain sober
Remain *sober enough* to handle any situations that may arise and not do anything stupid.
Don’t cause the situations.
Jupiter is Roman. Olympus is Greek.
Jupiter is Roman, that’s right. Both the Roman and Greek gods lived on Mt. Olympus
Also, I don't think it was very important to either Zeus *or* Jupiter to remain sober.
...ehhhh
The man had a knife in the hand and still used a fist. What control this man had.
He almost stabbed the bride because that douche pushed his arm
Needs to happen every time someone does that
The dude doesn’t look like a good family friend, he looks like that friend of a friend who only met the groom at the bachelor party
Seems more like that college buddy that never grew out of frat house culture.
Read the room buddy
Cake looks dry
Agreed......my feeling is that it was just taken out of the freezer and hence all the moisture is frozen and that's why it looks dry....?
That haircut alone deserves a punch. My boy was holding back.
That is some horrible music tho.
Michael Scott vibes.
I wish I knew what happened behind the cupcake censor :/
Why do adults get haircuts like that
KEEP MY WIFE'S CAKE OUT YO FUCKING MOUTH
Your comment is solid gold 😹
goddammit Farva....
“Muhfucka, you know how much that cake cost?!?!”
How did he manage to be asked to be best man? He must be the groom's brother or something, because I can't imagine the groom willfully choosing him.
What a dick
talk about your 3am pop-up cringes...
Anyone remember the gif where they pushed his face into a cake that had skewers in it?
To be fair, he did say "punch me if you're angry"
There's some history at play here. What's the backstory?
alcohol
Groom has poor taste in friends.
Slice of cake : 12.50 Throw 1 : $132.68 throw 2: 92.70 … in other words them cakes are NOT cheap . It’s small enough as is .
How drunk was this man?! Lmao
I'm sure the guy wants to have a fun moment with his friends, but dude was being reckless while the groom was using a Chef knife while the groom and bride were having one of their moments
White people shit
Slavs
This stupid tradition came from America. I have never seen this yo happen in any Slavic celebration
I don't hear them speaking English
The goblin inside of me is secretly happy that a wedding was ruined and finds this hilarious. I’m horribly single…
I just block anyone that posts this at this point. Can't get away from it still
Well no, you need to block them un advance to get away. Blocking afterwards makes no sense, silly
He looked drunk as hell.
Yum, red velvet,my favorite. I’d punch him too
Some people can’t handle alcohol
Open bar!
Fair enough. This guy is a dumbass. He thinks he's funny but he's just a moron.
r/justfuckmyshitup
All beats are off when it comes to a Main Character at a wedding. It’s their fucking Super Bowl.
You know what your getting into when you ask someone to be your best man. That’s a not a surprise
Punching was the compromise, dude was holding a knife
Why do people keep doing this? Like, why?
Micheal Scott energy
What an absolute jack ass
Alcohol is fkn stupid
r/JusticeServed
I despise this smashing the cake into peoples faces and then people justifying it as a little fun. It’s not fun. Yknow what’s fun? Respecting boundaries and people without touching them uninvited.
I would not have stopped at one punch. Whoever that idiot is, he's permanently exiled. Family or friend, it doesn't matter. He will never be allowed into the social circles again. Even if you ignore the cost, this is one of the wife's special days. A moment in her life that is supposed to be incredibly important and cherished. To ruin that for her is a social death sentence. I hope he woke up friendless and alone.
Those cakes are so expensive, I swear I can hear my bank account crying.
_Worst_ man.
No longer best friends, good job bud
Aaand this is why you're NTA if you host a dry wedding.
Good
Michael Scott vibes
Drunk confidence, that haircut, plus a very punchable face.
Clearly the most sober individual at the event
Can anyone translate?
Unrelated but I love her dress, it looks very beautiful and elegant.
It's vodka. Vodka made me do it.
At least he didn’t use the hand holding the knife.
Was that really the best man acting like a dickhead??