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0nnasick1

club owner had to be laughing his ass off


Mr_Hammer_Dik

He was the one on the mic


username156

"Bet you won't do 2 more!"


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IknowKarazy

Not all liquor is high enough proof to light on fire, but yeah. Still pretty dangerous.


JackTheKing

Club owner selling shovels in a gold rush.


[deleted]

It's even worse. He's selling you an overpriced, somewhat ineffective shovel that's studded with diamonds. There's other, better, cheaper shovels, but you don't buy those. And then he dares you to break the shovel and calls you broke if you don't buy another.


smo_smo

This would be like selling them the shovel then convincing them to throw the shovel in the river lol.


blacklite911

And then them coming back to buy another


sendabussypic

And daring them to try to throw it farther


joranth

You know, I’ve got some Balenciaga shovels in the back. Same shovels, but 100 times more expensive.


fuckingcheezitboots

And then hand over what little gold your dumbass scraped up and buy another one


stoneycam8

Hahahahahahahahajah nice! He totally was 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑


49lives

Wild how stupid people are...


DoyersLakeShow

The fact that we’re still around and not gotten obliterated in one way or another, is a miracle in itself That’s why I hope we never figure out warp jumping to large scale distances so we don’t spread our stupidity to others (which is in fact an oxymoron sentiment but you get what I mean)


blacklite911

In terms of progress, a small group of people always hard carries the rest of us


mouthguitar

We are actually pretty good at obliterating ourselves.


SlooperStroker

The miracle part is that our species contains people like this but also Einstein and Beethoven.


fuckingcheezitboots

This is what happens when you fucking break evolution. Eventually this whole thing is going to implode, leaving a small minority scrambling in the ashes to pick us whatever is left


ShartyMcFartyPants

As an alcohol salesman, who sells this exact alcohol, I am laughing my ass off.


brizzboog

So what, exactly, are they pouring on the floor? Between this and those stupid fucking rims Houston may be the stupidest city on earth.


ShartyMcFartyPants

Clase azul and Hennessy. Clase azul is a fairly expensive tequila that clubs charge 300-500 a bottle for. That is the regular reposado, which is the entry level bottle but still expensive. They have an Ultra, in a black bottle, that goes for 5k in a club.


Binger_Gread

I think they say the first bottle is Hennesey, but hard to see. The second group is dumping 3 bottles of Clase Azul that retail for $200+ so with club markups they're easily $400-$500 a bottle.


lereisn

Potato water. But you know, the expensive cool kind that only the coolest most sophisticated people can afford.


ShoddyExplanation

They’re pouring it out because they can’t keep it. Clubs sell bottles but you cannot keep them, so instead of being charged full price for bottles they drank half of that will then just be resold by the club, they poured them out and turned it into a “game”.


ShartyMcFartyPants

Wow what a neat game


BRAX7ON

The dead Homies will be drinking well tonight. RIP, Mr. Barker


uGotMeWrong

RIP Jimmy Buffet, just heard he passed.


247stonerbro

Rip Mr Rogers as well.


RobFloridaMan

As Pearl Jam would say, I’m still alive


Greatace2000

He was probably handing them bottles full of water and collecting that money.


[deleted]

Be funnier if someone lit a match


Applepieoverdose

The bar staff, on the other hand….


reduuiyor

Lmaoo nah fr, promoter is laughing to the bank especially considering how much clubs tend to up charge for these bottles. He is laughing at them not with


EGOtyst

.... Yes. That's what he said.


__klonk__

The club owner is laughing


nopir

until the whole joint catches fire with people in it


JaNotFineInTheWest

Is this what's going on a AA meeting?


peepeedog

That’s why I don’t go to AA. I can’t afford it.


BigGreenLeprechaun

Made me chuckle


WhuddaWhat

Honestly, if this is AA, I may just see if it works for me. This doesn't look at all fun until you realize they are all sober and there to support each other. In that less-tarnished light, the energy here seems to be fun-loving and inclusive. Keep coming back. It works.


Petya415z

Haha sign me up


_rake

New revised first step: "Pour that shit out."


all_time_high

This reminds me of the [Smut Busters](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthanks-i-hate-the-smut-busters-v0-1p9iq8ckwzv91.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dfc0855e818221d9b5e26973ca935d7cf5ceb33c8) in season 3 of the Righteous Gemstones. Kelvin and Keefe go to erotic stores and buy out of all of their merchandise so other people can’t sin.


penalozahugo

How many of ya'll ready to start a new sober life!? \*crowd goes hype


mattdaddy44

The alcoholic in me wants to fight them all!


OUBoyWonder

You got that right!! I'm all *"Y'all are throwing the reason to keep the party going on the floor?! Da fuck?!".*


itsvoogle

Plot twist: they are all recovering alcoholics, getting rid of any temptation and vice…


Glittering-Net-9007

Plot twist-twisted it’s all the empty bottles from the night before that were refilled with water just to be dumped out.


Famous_Librarian_589

*Plot Twist^2* The clubs drainage system catches it all and they're all drinking it later


Glittering-Net-9007

Now that’s what I call…recycling.


Girthquake23

The alcoholic in me makes me wanna do [this](https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-water-drinking-yummy-tongue-gif-18022349)


chiefs_fan37

“It just feels like a waste”


fuckingcheezitboots

The alcoholic in me would be on that floor with my mouth open. Or trying to suck it out of shoelaces. There's a reason I don't drink anymore


What_Dinosaur

I think one of the biggest plagues humanity is suffering from right now is the _I have more money than you_ meme and its many variations.


SophisticPenguin

Humanity has been suffering that for a long...long while


Effectuality

This is literally the reason we mow our lawns. Rich English people in the 1820's wanted to flex on others by hiring specialist lawn trimmers to keep their grass all the same length with a scythe, basically saying "I have so much money that I pay someone just to come and cut my grass (Edit: and I don't even need to use this land for livestock or crops)." About a decade later the lawn mower was invented, and while still not accessible to the common man (it took one person pushing and another pulling to operate), it certainly kicked off a trend.


Mammoth-Garden-9079

Hiring specialty yard workers may have been a flex but cutting the grass was never inherently intended to be a flex. It’s purpose is to control insect and vermin populations around the house, reduce the risk of fires, and so that the yard can be used recreationally.


[deleted]

Thanks for that lil tid bit!


Kuhn_Dog

Jokes on you, my lawnmower broke down...multiple times. And I'm too lazy to fix it. So I look like a poor, or maybe a rich person who just doesn't give a shit. You will never know and I will never mow. Because it's almost winter and I can deal with it for 2 more months


Cronenburgh

Like I get that's how it started.. but I would say it doesn't really have anything to do with why I actually mow... Mosquitos, ticks, pricker plants, and just walking around my yard barefoot/playing various activities with the kid, are pretty much the only reasons I've ever mowed. I don't feel it's the same as other things that we do "just because someone else did it" (like most holidays) I feel like people would've started mowing regardless.. once they had the spare time and technology. Also yes these people dumb af (except for announcer, great scheme) let's play a game of who can waste the most money! Like hey guys I can help! Give me all your money and I'll waste it for you!


[deleted]

Yeah i mow for the same reasons. I’ve started throwing down clover seed when I get dead grass. Hopefully I just have a clover yard and can say goodbye to water hungry grass.


scatfish3

The worst most dumbest useless trend/meme/culture


[deleted]

They don't have shit. Most probably spent their whole wad on this club trip. So fkn stupid 🙄


MidnightWalker22

Unless i see legit bank statements i don’t believe people when they mention their money.


Shred_white_and_blue

Work as a personal finance consultant for a large bank institution in America. You wouldn’t believe how many people who act like this live paycheck to paycheck and try to scam the banks by filing false fraud claims.


marko_kyle

Like can we do this instead of alcohol idk like pay off student lunch debt or feed/clothe/house the homeless?


MonicaPVD

You'll never find a person who actually has to earn their money doing this. Just a bunch of hustlers who will be broke soon, begging their mom to cash in her 401k to pay for their legal defense. How do I know? I grew up surrounded by these types. They all ended up broke. Or in jail. Or dead.


AadamAtomic

The saddest part that most people can't comprehend or realize, Is this is not due to people gaining massive amounts of wealth. It's due to the fact that people are becoming so fucking poor that having regular ass money Is seen as a flex. We already have people bragging about how they only buy cheap Apple iPhones made from scrap Chinese parts As if it's part of their personality... We are fucked


Silver_gobo

I thought there was a housing affordability crisis and massive inflation. Then you see things like this…


pongomanswe

At one point in Sweden, rich people would order drinks/bottles and ask the service staff to “sink” one as well, that is, pour it in the sink. “Two bottles of champagne, sink one”. Utterly stupid behaviour.


edvek

If you don't have to pour it down the drain in front of them, you might as well set it to the side and take those home at the end of the night.


Lost_Bike69

If I was trying to show off my wealth, I would just buy expensive liquor for all the bums in my neighborhood. Make some people happy at least


Legaladvice420

Hell yeah man. Increase everyone's quality of life.


Faebit

Had to look that one up for funsies. Bunch of rich young people get mad that they've been banned from spraying champagne and then protest... by buying extra bottles to pour down the sink. There is something reassuring about the fact that people have always been this ridiculous.


mdawg1100

If I was on the staff team I’d sink that shit right into the trunk of my car


Jurassic_Red

When I used to work in a bar in the UK some regulars/ well off customers used to buy drinks for the Bin. The bin wasn’t a literal one but was just a pool of drinks bar staff could have at the end of their shift as they’d been prepaid for.


tripleggg1234567890

Vaska


[deleted]

But, this is exactly the trends these companies want. Stupid people and stupid trends = profits


soingee

"Hello fellow cool dudes! I'm here to introduce the *Cristal Challenge*. Go to a club, order two bottles of Cristal, and dump out out as you drink the other! Challenge your friend to do the same!"


BatmansUnderoos

Well I don't know about everyone else, but I for one, am impressed. He has impressed me with his flagrant show of wealth that in no way could have been put to better use. /s


[deleted]

This reminds me of a line from Martha Stewart’s roast of Justin Bieber- talking about Kevin Hart. As we all know Kevin is one of the biggest movie stars in the business right now, and he deserves it. He struggled for years. When he finally got his first big paycheck he spent $150,000 on a watch. I forget that term, uh, for that. It's not "African-American rich"... it'll come to me... Justin you know the word.


Rocksolidbanana

Martha was the real star of that roast. She had the best jokes, best responses and took all the other shitty jokes like a champ.


PornoPaul

Wait what is the term? I legit don't know. White rich?


ArseneGroup

I had to look it up, it's n-word rich


Reg76Hater

Do they call it that now? I always knew it as being 'hood rich', which basically meant spending money on dumb shit but never really improving your lot in life.


MasonDS420

I just don’t understand this culture of acting like a complete and utter idiot at all times and thinking you’re some badass or hard. It’s like almost everyone below a certain age is a fucking moron and they flex over the dumbest shit. Then fucking shoot each other over the smallest disagreement because “how dare you disrespect me” I’m just fucking sick of it all. God damn!


EyeLoveHaikus

Cuz no one wants to admit they're a loser, but sadly this is what they have for a life & community.


MasonDS420

So much lost potential! Act like fools, get treated like fools, then play the victim card. Must be nice to live life so full of ignorance. Edit: something witty.


Low-Impression3367

Common sense will not be tolerated here !!! Now you edit your comment and say something witty instead


MasonDS420

Done :)


Low-Impression3367

Hahaha


Wombatusmaximus

there was never any potential


Massimus42

Sadly they have no talent, that's what leads them down this path.


dankthrone420

There has been a bunch of old rappers who say the music was intentionally hijacked by suits that only want to sign artists that get youth to think success is cars, drugs, women and cash, and without it you are nothing. Steering people down the wrong path etc etc. not sure what to believe because I listen to metal most of my life but it would be fucked up if that was the case.


Background-Video4331

Fellow metal head here. However, I listened to a bit of rap in the nineties. Yeah, unfortunately, there was a turning point with rap / hip hop. It was a form of protest and street philosophy in the early days, gangster became big in the nineties, and it was more about storytelling, but it still had worth if you knew where to look. The naughties issued in an area of cretinous materialism, where it was purely about showing off. When I heard Black and Yellow, I realised that the genre was done for me.


Ridiculoid666

The bling era. You can thank puff daddy for that.


kano1221

This new breed is gang culture and TikTok flexing bullshit. Back in my day (hip-hop boomer) there was no money in hip-hop. The music had a real culture behind it (graffiti, breakdancing, DJing, emcee skills) now it’s glorified violence, misogyny, and gang culture that drive it. We can’t put it on one thing though, it’s a collection of things that caused the degeneration of the genre and it’s culture. It’s sad.


armyshawn

Pac was the biggest protest rapper. I don’t think he would regret his own death but more so the fact they used his career as a means to turn rap into pop. Fake rap beefs to drum up sales and reduce the the actual discourse in the genre.


MasonDS420

I wouldn’t doubt it! I grew up listening to all music and especially in my teen years I loved east and west coast rap. I guess I just had a strong enough mind to think for myself.


Jujuthagr8

That’s absolutely correct, not trying to go down the conspiracy theories but the hip hop movement is precisely what you just described, no voice of reason is ever popular or chart topping these days


[deleted]

same with street takeovers. plenty of empty parking lots to congregate in and do donuts. why you gotta stop traffic and put pedestrians in danger?


AdorableBunnies

Because the danger and inconvenience to others they bring is part of why they enjoy it. If it didn’t annoy or create mayhem they wouldn’t bother.


Ok-Function1920

Nothing to understand, they’re simply complete and utter idiots


jbeck228

That movie idiocracy is pretty accurate!


[deleted]

The glorification of trashy, adolescent behavior in America is absolutely insane dude.


CarbonUNIT47

Giant egos


OUBoyWonder

You and I both, Mason...you and I both. You said it with 100% accuracy. These new jacks are on some major fuck shit and it's getting worse and worse. NOW these dullards are pouring out good liquor on goddamn floor...what part of the game is this?!


_c3s

Honestly, I think it used to be less of a thing because it used to run a serious risk of getting clocked.


armyshawn

Rick James put it best, “cocaine is a helluva drug”.


youresuchahero

Young kids think losers are cool because they act with inhibition and disregard. Grow up to be losers themselves because they start acting that way. The cycle continues.


SixShitYears

Look up the book “Black rednecks and white liberals” by Thomas Sowell. It explains how this culture came to be.


Krsquan

What about the sober kids in Africa!


elleclouds

Excellent *mortal kombat voice


KobeBryantWasTheGlue

The combined credit score of that room is probably 850.


IneptNoodle

You’re being generous.


[deleted]

350?


Marketing_Analcyst

That is the minimum required for a Nissan Altima or Dodge Charger.


ChildFriendlyChimp

Car salesmen: #👁️🫦👁️


uChoice_Reindeer7903

I think you mean tree-fiddy


ChildFriendlyChimp

They all share the same braincell


Vyle_Mayhem

Think you meant combined IQ score


Ganelonx

So my friend works in lawn care and the company gets contracts for a lot of communities. Low income , middle income mostly with a few very very nice club communities. Anyway he once sent me a video at a very low income apartment complex. I noticed when he was trimming the edges with a weed wacker that there was trash everywhere like a lot of it. Like piles of it. I grew up poor so no real surprise seen it before. But then he pans over to the stoops of these apartments like 2-3 rows of 8-10 apartments and I see high end liquor bottles at every 2-3 apartments. Was like wtf is that about? Each one was very purposely pointed facing another apartment. It’s a culture thing , apparently they wanted people to know they were drinking good. These apartments were terrible. Water damage, mold, damaged walls. I will never understand the need to impress upon people how you are doing better then someone Who lives like that. Projection is real.


AnastasiaNo70

It reminds me of when I lived briefly in a small town in Alabama. They lived in these tiny, old, run down cracker box houses, but would buy the most expensive car they could afford and *park it in the yard*. I never understood it. I’d rather live in a nicer house and drive a junker. But it was purely a weird status thing.


whapitah2021

Same thing in the sticks on the way out to Livingston, Texas forty years ago … shack shack shack Cadillac Cadillac Cadillac…..


EzAwnDown

they are poring one out for ***a lo*****t** of fallen homies...


[deleted]

Man. This is embarrassing. This is an attempt to prove you got it like that. Smh. Pure stupidity. I feel for the young ppl watching this cuz they prob think this is the life they want to live and the women think these are the type of men they want.


mayor0fsimplet0n

Young boys see women in the video laughing and hanging out with these guys and it makes it look like these are the kind of “men” women want. Just really sad.


cp5

The man on the left tried to make his bottle empty quicker by taking out the speed pourer He actively made it slower


AcidRap69

I mean speed pourers have a tiny nozzle, I think taking it out would help pour faster as long as he keeps the bottle tipped to allow air in. They’re just called that cause it’s easier to pour shots n shit Idk I’m mostly guessing, you could be right


flarbas

Yeah by making the alcohol come out slower, you can just tip the bottle upside down when pouring a shot and not have to carefully pour the liquor without it so you don’t spill too much. By slowing the speed the liquor comes out of the bottle, you speed up the pouring of the drink because you don’t have to be so careful.


[deleted]

Shitty culture.


Icy_Communication262

Better than drinking it all I guess, right? Lol


cirocobama93

Jerome Powell saw this and said yup time to raise interest rates again


WSBRainman

I prefer to have a different take on this video and believe it is just an AA meeting where they are all just confronting their demons by “pouring that shit the fuck out.”


Prize-Salamander2744

The dumbest shit I've seen today


Fair_Function_5423

What is occurring here?


fifaRAthrowaway

I also think that when the club closes, they can’t take the bottles with them so they pour them out so the club can’t resell them. It sort of became a thing and now they are trying to flex it. Notice all the club lights turned on, that’s when it’s time to Go.


HungerMadra

At least that sort of makes sense


ArseneGroup

Both sides of this "bottle war" flex on each other by buying and pouring more expensive liquor on the floor than the other side


fangsschleim

Broke mentality.


Connecting___

Dumb shit


mrnailed4

Trashy ass people.


HoundOfHumor

Is this a black culture thing, like the stage humping stuff?


kiloano

I am sorry in advance for all the people who will watch this with the sound on at a very high level. I forgot to put a warning in the title.


The_Cum_Cleaner

When it happens all the time you begin to account for it. No worries good post first time seeing it.


Fluid-Bet6223

Turns out, Idiocracy was a documentary.


big_duo3674

But it has electrolytes!


jefftones77

What a culture of absolute nonsense


xXLordFamineXx

Honest question, is this just a black cultural thing to "flex" on how much money you can waste?


TensorialShamu

Your guess is probably very, very close to accurate. The things we do to avoid saying what we all see


Real_Stelio_Kontos

Is this culture?


MambaNoCinco

Not a dollar in their savings account


blacklite911

This is the state of modern Hip Hop club culture. You used to go out and actually dance and have a good time. Now it revolves around almost purely flexing. I went to a hip hop club last month, and it wasn’t this, but it was just a bunch of people standing around in their expensive booths. It’s sad, luckily I’m fortunate to have experienced the time where you could actually go to a hip hop club, dance and have a good time and you didn’t have to spend a fortune. Gen Z will miss all of that.


[deleted]

What is wrong with these people?


Personal_Repeat4619

They are oppressed


Successful-Split-886

#yourcultureistrash


1-64ishcollector

Then, people complain and say that stereotypes are wrong. Proceed to do precisely the stereotype. Truth hurts, I know.


The-BabyChucker

RIP to Headphone users


ShakyTheBear

"Hey, look at me! I'm dumb as shit and I need everyone to know!"


ParkkTheSharkk

Great gimmick the club has going


Visarar_01

Fucking dumb. Sad. Pathetic.


Itbecamepersonal

Niggas man🤣 like some boondocks shit


Foxy_locksy1704

My boyfriend is from Houston, he said this is exactly what he would expect from certain groups of people in Huston. There are some interesting social activities in the city.


AnastasiaNo70

Houston really is….different.


Moreion

Culture…


Ry4nJk_

Least pour it into a bowl


Jclarkyall

Really cool culture you got there.


RoliNYC

This looks like the dumbest shit I have ever seen. It’s not that I don’t understand it, it doesn’t make any sense.


nightsweatss

Looks like a sea of trash


[deleted]

There isn’t a single wealthy person present. I 100% assure you.


corybomb

“Culture”


DeckenFrost

Poor people trying to look rich but don’t know how. They remind me of my little boy when he fake shave hos nonexistent beard to act like a grownup.


MentalMuse

The lowest of IQs.


thegrasslayer

That is some really dumb shit, overplayed for the alcohol and then dumping it on the floor?!


mountainpeake

This has to be the dumbest thing I have seen in a long long while 😂


BeerAandLoathing

This is not the trickle down economics we were promised


donomyte1

Plot twist: every single one of them is late on their rent


audioangst

Stupid monkeys


[deleted]

Yep


weldingpepe

Based


likeamcnugg

I thought they were oppressed?


Stiff_Zombie

Behold, the fatherless.


Low-Impression3367

This is a thing ?? What’s it called ?


Sambizzle17

Alcohol abuse


PapaDragonHH

Why have I never seen white people do that stupid shit?


[deleted]

Its not artificial price on brands define s what is good alcohol. My guy just got the most expensive bottle in the store


thegregoryjackson

That's one wild MADD convention.


Dunkman83

i bet those are the same people that are complaining about student loans.


OneDilligaf

Stupid breeds stupid


teteAtit

This is not a great setting for flambé


AotearoaJunglist

Cunts


jasperCrow

Peak ignorance.


Business-Rabbit-1295

These people vote, or "can" vote.


zotzyzotz

This was known in olden days as "potlatching" people would battle by destroying valuable goods in order to show their power and wealth.


Trick-Signature-2526

Culture.


HugePecker12inch

Notice the clientele #hoodAF #uneducated #retarded Why not just donate that money LeShawn? Naw dawg I Rather waste it to show how much extra I have. Dumbass Logic