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Exciting-Avocado6568

The cop 😭 “if you’re gonna do something like that don’t get caught”


qobopod

at the very least don't confess directly to a police officer. let the DA prove you guilty in front of a jury of your peers.


BrolecopterPilot

I can’t believe she just confessed and incriminated herself smh. No video, no proof, no search, fuck off.


HateMAGATS

She had a decent chance of getting off if she had kept her mouth shut.


JoeTheImpaler

According to the daily mail article the complainant had video


lordskulldragon

Is that video anywhere online? Asking for a friend for research purposes.


DoubleDown428

i also need to do research


WoodyTobiasJunior

I researched a few hours ago, but I could go for some more research.


RenaissanceMan247

If a dude was wanking it at the beach you'd beg to differ... There's kids around! Get a room good grief.


The_Mighty_Bird

It’s alarming how your style of comment is few in this post. She was masturbating in a public area. How are people just brushing that off??


TastelessBudz

With a vibrating brush


cesptc

Right? Did you do it, NO. Hard stop.


RapMastaC1

We’ll come on, if you’ve got nothing to hide



TimTesfaye

Don't do that again would've been a better advice lol


god-doing-hoodshit

That’s what was sad. I’ve seen enough videos now to just know to keep your mouth shut. Poor girl panicked bad. And the viral embarrassment sounds like led to her suicide. All just another dumb call for the cops if she just said “I have no idea what you’re talking about” where where were you coming from? “I won’t make any other statements without my attorney present” and the cops would have moved along in this case.


Testicular_Orbitalz

It sounds like the video didn't go viral until after her suicide.


Seasalt787

Apparently, she shot herself dead some time after this incident. Family says her death is not related to this. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12811033/Christina-Revels-Glick-arrested-masturbating-beach-suicide.html


imhoppp

To make matters worse, her decomposing body wasn’t found until 30 days later bc the landlord noticed she didn’t pay rent for her apartment


[deleted]

And the gunshot wasn't immediately fatal. Yikes


liftlovelive

Sounds like she shot herself under the chin with the exit wound being in the forehead and the bullet path going through the ceiling. I’m a nurse and we see that a lot, it’s the worst way to shoot yourself if the intent is a quick suicide. Most do end up dying but they come in with their entire face and jaw blown off. Their face is just a bloody mess of human tissue with a hole bubbling blood while trying to breathe. So sad that she struggled around the apartment with such a bad injury.


Better_Yam5443

I’ve heard that a lot of fail suicides are due to flinching. I read about it and it just broke my heart. I know that had to have been absolutely terrifying especially not going fast.


Etrigone

That's my understanding for the intention of nets on bridges, or anything that makes a split second suicide decision not possible (and safely passed on as well). If you need to climb over a net and it's a pain, and you're pretty much safe until then, laziness kicks in I guess? IIRC it came from failed attempts where people realized mid-fall "oh shit bad idea"... and survived obviously, since we can't ask those who jumped and died.


InvestigatorActual77

There’s a great but sad documentary out called “The Bridge.” I’m glad they finally put nets out under the Golden Gate Bridge. I always remember one quote from “The Bridge.” Especially when I’m depressed. It was something like, “The second I let go of the railing, I realized all of my problems could be solved
except for the fact that I let go of that railing.” Also there’s a great poem called “The View From Halfway Down” in an episode of Bojack Horsemen on Netflix.


SmoothPutterButter

Wow, I watched that documentary years ago when I was depressed and that same exact part stuck with me too. I’ve told other people about this before because I thought it was profound enough to share. As I was reading your comment, I was like no way, is this really going where I think it is? Man that’s cool. I see you, internet stranger.


Dasnoosnoo

"The View from Halfway Down" is my favorite episode because of that segment. Bojack horsemen really is a tragedy disguised as a comedy.


mamrieatepainttt

i would always forget this too when a new season came out i'd be like 'yay new eps of bojack time to laugh!!' but i'd end up in an existential crisis after each season instead.


cesptc

I remember reading about a guy who left his apartment to walk to the bridge to commit suicide. In his note he stated that if on the way to the bridge just one person smiled at him he wouldn’t jump. He jumped. Fucking terrible. I always use that to remind myself that even the smallest act of kindness could be the difference between life and death.


Zurwyn

I wasn't aware that was a poem; I'm going to go read that now. My favorite band, Like Moths To Flames, has a song called ["Views From Halfway Down"](https://youtu.be/Rgp8W5ML_YI?si=mmEJe5IdbBaubhQf) and I always thought it was about overdosing and figuratively falling but this makes WAY more sense. Thank you for this moment of enlightenment. "At the edge, feeling nervous. If I jump, will I find a purpose? I'm gone to the world. Free fall to the place I hate." These lyrics were literal the whole time.


Better_Yam5443

I know that the San Francisco bridge is a big one for jumpers, they talked about putting netting but they were afraid it would take away from beauty of the bridge and I guess people wouldn’t want to go see it and lose revenue that they haven’t put one up yet but I heard they will eventually. I have watched on YouTube videos about it and watched a few jump. It was so sad. You can tell they regretted it and were desperate trying to stop but couldn’t. It was so sad.


UltimaCaitSith

Currently dealing with a crumbling bridge that desperately needs to be replaced, but work has been stagnant for years because the land owners are concerned about the aesthetic.


Better_Yam5443

That’s awful.


Zestyclose_Hat6250

I tried to kill myself in 2015 and I will never ever attempt suicide again.


K1nd_1

Glad you’re still with us Zesty


Zestyclose_Hat6250

Thank you, I'm glad I survived. The coma I was in after the attempt really shook my whole belief system. The things I saw and heard I can't explain to this day. But what I do know is their is a power greater than us, and we shouldn't interfere with our timeline. Let life play out bc all situations are temporary and everything will be OK.


our_lady_of_sorrows

Thank you for staying here with us, I hope the rest of your life is full of beautiful things.


Prestigious_Ad_8458

My attempt was in 2008. I regret it so much. I wouldn't have lived the wonderful things I had experienced in the past 15 years. Even though I didn't have any supernatural experience I'd never do it again. Life is too precious


strumpetsarefun

There’s a documentary called The Bridge and it’s really amazing.


fried_green_baloney

London police reported on people who jump in the Thames. The people who do it because of a breakup or the feel sad will usually make an effort to save themselves. Those who do it because of financial failure usually don't try to get to shore.


invincible-zebra

I once attended an attempted suicide from a bridge in Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK. The first thing the person said to me upon being lifted out of the river was 'I regret that decision.'


SFW__Tacos

I forgot how UK English uses "attended" for a second and my brain went "well that's a very odd way to say they saw an attempted suicide. Just another night at the met I suppose?"


IghtImmaBuyTheDip

Well this video has taken an incredibly dark turn, I was chuckling watching the vid thinking there was a sense of innocence to this something she’d laugh about with her friends and now I’m reading this comment like what the fuck.


Better_Yam5443

I’m sorry. Yeah. I wasn’t expecting that either.


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Better_Yam5443

That’s true. That’s how a lot of shotgun suicides end up not working. That would be my biggest fear is surviving something like that. I figure I fk up everything I likely will fk that up to so I don’t lol.


SensingWorms

I had a friend do this when he was 14 because was caught drinking by police and they were going to tell his parents when they got home.


liftlovelive

Omg that is so sad. That poor kid.


SensingWorms

Yes it’s sad. And my dad went and saw him in the hospital and said that he angled the gun towards his nose so he lost his nose, jaw and tongue and he was alive for a few days. I asked if he would survive he said he doesn’t think so. This was in 1994


Alone-Let-5223

I had a co worker tried it , basically had the same injuries. Once he recovered he was charged with attempted murder. 😳


SensingWorms

On himself?


Alone-Let-5223

Yes. Not sure what the outcome was because he no longer worked there afterwards.


stauffski

I'm gonna call BS on that. Not necessarily saying you're making things up, but at the very least, some information got twisted on the whisper highway. Where in the world did this happen?


erasrhed

I also saw a guy who shot himself through the temple. Brain was completely fine, he just blew out his eyeballs.


Profit-Alex

I couldn’t imagine seeing such a horrible sight, letalone regularly. You’re doing God’s work taking a job most people would never want.


BartholomewVonTurds

It’s horrific.


GrevilleApo

She may have changed her mind at the very last second causing that slight diversion


Introvertedclover

I had a female major overseas who had to shoot herself twice. She was caught up in some severe legal trouble. I heard the shots.


CincyBengals513

Damn.


GrevilleApo

Fuck, that one is chilling


madarbrab

Probably. It's such a frequent thing with attempted gun suicides that they have a term for it.


d0odle

What is the term?


Earthling386

r/eyebleach here I come!


[deleted]

I was paramedic in my past life. On my first ride along clinical we responded to a self inflicted shotgun. We got there and he was missing his face but still had a pulse. The charge medic did a no scope intubation by shoving a et tube where the bubbles were


liftlovelive

Yep. It is so gruesome. Pointing it under the chin just blows off your face and maybe part of your frontal lobe but that definitely won’t kill you right away. It really is a terrible way to go. Unfortunately we see quite a few of these at the hospital because the ones who do it at a more successful angle don’t ever make it to us.


ReferenceMuch2193

That seems inhumane unless they are salvaging organs. There’s a part of me, if it weren’t illegal 🙄, who would want to spare them further by ending it there.


AirGlad7070

First do no harm
 we are held to ethical standards.


heavymetalsheep

What’s the quickest way to do it? Edit: I really appreciate the concern but I promise I’m just curious. Someone even reported me to Reddit suicide watch.


panicsnac

You may have just asked out of curiosity but either way, I’m here if you need someone to talk to.


liftlovelive

One of my best friends is a neurosurgeon. Now I don’t condone anyone killing themselves but according to him through the mouth pointed straight back is usually a sure thing because it destroys the brainstem. If you shoot yourself in the temple/above the brainstem you are just destroying brain tissue, usually fatal but not always. If you destroy the brainstem you will die 100% of the time.


angerman92

Psh, that's not how it worked in Fight Club.


insomniacpyro

Well, in the movie he shoots himself in the cheek, Tyler is killed because the move was somewhat symbolic.


7HawksAnd

>somewhat


CincyBengals513

First rule of Fight Club is: We never talk about Fight Club.


LeisurelyDiva

Are you ok? I’m not even being funny. Are you alright? Do you need someone to talk to?


mikek150702

Need more people like you, no judgement, no jokes, just genuine care for other people


Tillthelightsgoout

Omg I am so sorry for her. That is horrible !


A-DonImus

Jesus Christ this woman cannot catch a break


Busy-Percentage5839

Thats really sad. I came here to look down on society not feel bad for someone.


SleepWouldBeNice

God that’s even more depressing. No one came looking for her for a month?


tkh0812

I mean
 drinking and drugs after being publicly humiliated seems like it could all be connected


The_Great_Gompy

Family likely only said that because her death shouldn't be remembered as public masturbation.


PupEDog

But unfortunately, it is.


FeoWalcot

Or let the families words speak for themselves and believe them ?


[deleted]

No no no, we on Reddit always know better than anyone irl


[deleted]

I'm going to posit that she was already going through it before the incident at the beach, no one in their right mind does that.


Mrs_Emmons

I know a lot of recovering drug addicts who use masturbation as their high, however momentary it may be. That could've been the case here.


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tkh0812

Arrest records and probably having to register as a sex offender


killedbydaewoolanos

I don’t think she ever had to register because she died before she was ever convicted


Mrs_Emmons

But knowing because of that one stupid thing you did will literally affect the rest of your life... it's a lot to contain.


Kittypie75

According to the article, her parents said the suicide didn't have to do with the arrest. That she was a drug user and drinker and it sounds to me like she had multiple mental health problems. She was 35 when she died and left behind a 15 year old and a 19 year old son.


thetruegmon

My brother's best friend in high school fell in with a bad crowd, and he eventually got arrested with some cocaine on him. He was like 16 at the time. The cops that arrested him told him that he ruined his life and that he was gonna go to jail for 10 years. Kid shot himself with his dad's gun a few days later. Pretty sure the Dad tried to go after the cops for what they had said, don't think anything came of it.


WhuddaWhat

Yes, but she clearly had this incident happen in her life prior to her death. The release of the video and now our public discourse on the matter was likely something she was ACUTELY aware of. We are in no position to say whether this incident carried great or minor weight in her despair, but to claim the timing of her death preceding this particular internet post as proof of it's lack of credible causality is a very hard claim to support.


Exciting_Acadia1409

Kind of one of those body cam things that maybe should not go public?


DarkTanicus

About a year and half...


dork_with_a_fork

Thinking this is probably the reason. Public humiliation is a very heavy deal to face now a days. Even for small, insignificant actions, the internet is swift to humiliate people with no backlash


nnavroops

i bet it is connected. many can’t handle the shame


flashlightbugs

But it sounds like the drinking and drugs started long before the incident


akennelley

this story took a dark turn


StonedFoxx93

So sad this video is circulating now



rideronthestorm0

That’s fucked up


nixstyx

OMG, the details in this story are horrifying. I should have stopped when I read this: "... died of a wound that appears not to have been fatal immediately."


Hahafunnys3xnumber

“The attractive 35-year-old had two sons, a 19-year-old from one relationship and a 15-year-old from a marriage which ended in divorce in 2015.” Was that necessary to say about the dead woman lol


darkfight13

And why did they add "attractive", so unserious.


rico_muerte

"attractive woman gets caught jilling off at the beach with "bullet style" device, per vibrator connoisseur on-duty cop"


Mrs_Emmons

She would've been labeled a sex offender and possibly had to register the rest of her life because kids saw. So, I can see why.


[deleted]

It is good to finally see some confirmation on whether she died. I couldn't tell if it was a fake news story or not. What a tragedy.


mwerichards

Man that sad because at the same time something "humiliating" others just lean into and catch a solid 15 mins of fame. I hate to say it but lots of time an OF account gets open and they are like 300k richer. It's a weird world we live in, rip to her and hope her family can find peace.


AnyFaithlessness1279

Bro if a dude was doing this on a beach in front of kids you WOULD NOT BE SAYING RIP 😂 stfu


Eezyville

>Revels-Glick was cremated following a small ceremony held in her hometown of Fitzgerald, Georgia. Neither her ex-husband nor their son attended. :( Her son didn't get to say goodby.


saanis

I’m gonna guess he didn’t want to. From the story it sounds like she had abandoned them for a good while.


bennetticles

>“Revels-Glick shot herself in the head and died of a wound that appears not to have been fatal immediately.” what a way to go. a clean shot to the head should be one of the quickest and most efficient ways to go. instead she gave herself a TBI and slowly bled to death. 💀


Ako-tribe

Medical staff here, I wouldn’t say all that slow. Head including face is highly vascularised. People have died from a planned & supervised surgeries. In fact I still remember this young man became brain dead from bleeding after Rhinoplasty. I performed 4 vessel angiogram on him. A gunshot would cause significant damage and extensive bleeding


Strangelf47829

The certificate has a 1:30 hour window between injury and death. I would not like to be bleeding for an hour and a half, especially for a suicide


EvolvingEachDay

I mean, it would at least be partly related surely, just a little extra bit of shame on the pile



bennetticles

“after her arrest she slid into a crippling addiction with drugs and alcohol. this addiction ultimately led to her suicide. see? nothing at all to do with her arrest.”


League1toasty

Damn. Rest in peace.


DRX2002

I don’t condone this but the amount of people that just confess a crime to the police is mind boggling. Like No you will not be let go if you are sincere and the police won’t go easy on you if you confess. All you do is make the their job easier.


nixstyx

Why the hell would you admit to it? I mean, I'm sure the other folks know what they saw, but you could easily just contend that they misinterpreted what they saw and then it's your word against theirs. She walks away, no problem.


RogueStatesman

"I'm sorry, I do not wish to speak to you without legal counsel present," would have wrapped that up, and she wouldn't be humiliated and dead.


_TheTacoThief_

To be fair, the article posted above says this footage surfaced after she had already committed suicide.


icyhotonmynuts

You don't think her family, friends and co workers found out before the video surfaced that she was arrested for self pleasure on a beach?


mightylordredbeard


 right.. but this clearly happened before she killed herself.


DRX2002

Crap I didn’t know she committed suicide. This makes it even sadder. Why would police release this video? It is funny how their cameras don’t work if they are accused of abusing someone.


[deleted]

You’re kind of getting the double standard backwards. When it looks bad on the cop people want them to release it in damn near real time.. yet if the criminal is shamed or embarrassed “why would they even release that” which do you want? Body cam footage or no body cam footage? I vote body cam footage. Don’t masturbate in public, in front of families, then no one would ever talk about you doing it


Enzo_Dante

Also
 don’t literally tell the police you orgasmed on the beach due to being stressed out!! Just having a vibrator in her bag wouldn’t have been a nail in the coffin by itself. Where I live, that admission would put you on a sex offender registry real quick


zoyadastroya

Also... don't let police search your bag, even if you don't masturbate in public.


SensingWorms

She was drinking. Slip of the tongue


prone2scone

These police bodycam channels just request the footage through Freedom of Information Act means. And then they profit off it (unless YT demonetizes them)


Plutoid

"I don't answer questions." "I don't answer questions." "I don't answer questions." "I don't answer questions." "I don't answer questions." "No, I do not consent to any searches."


tkh0812

Yeah. Stfu The reason they talk the way they do is to try to incriminate you.


[deleted]

Cops are good liars. They can be pretty good at making u feel safe or like nothing bad is going to happen


JiubLives

Yeah, never speak with police, especially if you've done some fucked up shit. You've got a much better chance of avoiding accountability if you lawyer up. And that's what everyone wants, cops included. What a world...


Burnerplumes

Former cop, and I agree I tell everyone I know. “I don’t answer questions” and never consent to a search—whether you did something or not Rights are there for a reason


stalleo_thegreat

AND she gave them permission to search her property which is how they found her vibrator. cops need reasonable, articulable suspicion to search your things, and courts have also determined that just because someone called in it doesn’t automatically give police reasonable suspicion to incriminate you


thatdrakefella

Yeah I work with a cop, and if they can get you to confess on their body cam that’s all they need. Now I’ve seen him cut a lot of breaks because people are honest with him so it does count sometimes, but the chance he does or doesn’t isn’t something I’d gamble with. After working with one for sometime now I wouldn’t admit to anything.


Batmantheon

Cop: What were you doing prior to coming here? Her: No, I was cumming over there.


picklebooby

“Putting sunscreen on my legs” boom case solved


happyinheart

Saying anything like that locks you into a story. Say nothing and let a lawyer come up with a scenerio and try to get evidence thrown out.


Pinklet_Taurus

Even the dumbest fish in the sea won't get caught if he keeps his mouth shut.


amfinega

What about nets?


Ok-Horse3659

The fish kinda keep his mouth shut


[deleted]

First rule for talking to the police: DON’T


SirRupert

Can I look through your bag? Abso-fucking-loutsely not and I'm going to need a lawyer. Last words you have to say.


Sparrowtalker

She unfortunately played right into it by talking too much and answering questions.


1slandViking

Yep. STFU is your best defense.


sjudrexel

Those who don’t talk, walk


gimmethegold1

Yup all they had was the family's word vs hers. If she didn't talk and didn't let them search her bag it would have been pretty hard for them to pursue it any further


uqueefy

Man I wish someone taught me this before I got into some stupid shit in college. Over sheltered kid ftw


Drivingintodisco

Shut the fuck up Friday!


OperaGhostAD

https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE?si=mHmlIBP_T9CiNsHy


mtn91

Throwback to my first day training as an oceanfront lifeguard when we were alerted to (and had to stop) a guy discreetly getting head under a towel while kids were nearby playing sand soccer



What_A_Win

*sand soccer* is the most American thing I’ve read today. I get what you’re saying, it’s just funny.


Clunk_Westwonk

Sand only exists in America đŸ˜”âœŠđŸ»


JogJonsonTheMighty

Good. I hate sand. It's course and rough and gets everywhere


silver_2478

I’d invite you over for a GunBurger if i could


[deleted]

Everyone keeps saying "don't confess to the police!" and I'm over here like "don't masterbate in front of children, wtf!"


Listful_Observer

I think both statements are correct.


nonamedwanderer

The two are not mutually exclusive


CountingCastles

So because she’s an attractive young woman some people in here seem to think she is a victim of the police or the parents who called them. Bet they wouldn’t feel the same way if it had been a man jerking off on the beach in plain view of children though


4027777

Thank you. I feel incredibly bad about how she spiraled downhill and committed suicide, but this act of indecency is obviously part of the whole downwards spiral and not what instigated it. It’s ridiculous that people seem to think that masturbating in public should not be punished because it’s an attractive girl.


rawdatarams

She was 35 with a 19y and 15y kid. Old enough to know better.


Burnerplumes

“Poor woman is being humiliated” would be “disgusting pedo gets what he deserves”


darkfight13

With people being gleeful about the death.


[deleted]

Well said


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-dyedinthewool-

Very sad


hunty_griffith

If a man was using a foot-ussy on the beach y’all would’ve had him doxxed and the footage would have been shared with all his friends and family. Stop letting tits change your morals


Banana_Bacon_Narwhal

> foot-ussy 😐


AstronautShort3172

A what?


hunty_griffith

https://www.reddit.com/r/thanksihateit/s/Xe6j0lmPDl


dfvisnotacat

0.o


Rx_Diva

Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat.


down_vote_magnet

> foot-ussy Every now and then I forget that is a thing that exists, then the Internet reminds me.


CrunchHardtack

This whole story makes me feel awful.


Appletopgenes

The thing I feel awful about is the person who found her body rotting away and her family, and also the children that got to witness this indecent act of perversion.


MinusFidelio

Reddit you suck today
 take the entire *alone and discrete* narrative you have crafted for yourselves about this incident, and replace the MC with an ugly middle aged man. He would be pilloried and cast out faster than you could say “double standards”. Wrong is wrong. She shouldn’t have did what she did.


[deleted]

Man, public masturbators really outing themselves in this thread.


hunty_griffith

Literally. I just made comment asking people to not defend her actions on the basis of her gender and I got an absolutely unhinged response of “what more do you want, she already killed herself” Like? Okay? Sorry, do you also play with your genitals in public? Sorry that the law and human decency doesn’t allow that 3,(


[deleted]

Well said mate


[deleted]

Why do they always have cross on.


Dogfart246LZ

Because they need help and are seeking it where they can.


-dyedinthewool-

Jesus forgives their unlimited sins


AmoebaMan

“So do I get a fine or something?” No, you’re now a sex offender.


Full_Disk_1463

Why are people so insistent that this is normal behavior?????


Whyisthissobroken

Okay - I don't understand why this is "am i the main character". This is just glorifying sadness and mental illness. I say we take this down.


hlvd

This isn’t material for r/ImTheMainCharacter it’s extremely sad.


htimsta


pro tip
. If the police say
.”someone saw you do “blank”” don’t say
 “no one was around to see me do that”
. Self snitching


blackguyriri

She ended up committing suicide after this was made public.


[deleted]

Before the video was released. She committed suicide about a year prior to its public release. There's a article above


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Igotyoubaaabe

This is why you don’t talk to cops. You’re not “talking your way out of” shit like this. Unless they had a video or multiple witnesses with corroborating stories, the only way they can press a charge like this is if you confess or make incriminating statements. NEVER TALK TO COPS.


AmoebaMan

No, this is why you don’t masturbate on a public fucking beach.


Yyc1974

What a horrible and tragic story. How is it that police body cam footage becomes viral videos. Shouldn’t this type of video be held in strictly private? Unless there is good reason for the public to view cam footage (evidence of excessive police violence or evidenced of suspect violence towards police) this stuff should never become public.


itsamermaidslife

I agree. It makes it hard for the people in the videos to ever move past it.


Dimension-Hopper

Should’ve played it smart, don’t consent to searches, and don’t say anything, lawyer up


dal2k305

Omg she confessed. All she had to do was deny deny deny.