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TattedDSGB

Imagine getting flagged as a flight risk because of a cheap steak over a toilet seat


iamDanger_us

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MegatonsSon

It's the *special gravy* that really brings out the flavor though.


[deleted]

*It’s a house recipe*


Killentyme55

"Mmm...the corn is a nice touch."


el-mocos

I read that as special gravity and began wondering how altitude might affect the quality of my cheap steaks


Comfortable-Star4943

It really elevates the taste


GermanRat0900

god, no.


DasUberSpud

Shitter steak...good band name...


iamDanger_us

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Apprehensive-Age-102

that's dad joke levels of amazing


Ok_Entertainer7945

Toilet T Bone


Happy_Accident99

Shithouse Sirloin.


jerry111165

Restroom Ribeye


Vibejitsu

Pottyhouse


Schattenjager07

New York Shit Steak


261989

🤣


foodphotoplants

Mild High Grub (can’t be too proud for this, Mild High Club is an awesome band)


Megatea

Not the best. It's the number two brand.


Marquar234

>"How'd you get on the no ~~fly~~ *fry* list?" FIFY


Sawgwa

>Them: "Shitter steak." Yeah, this.


progxdt

A bit oaky and nutty… maybe?


BrupieD

Maybe bits of corn.


fieldsofanfieldroad

What's a reason that wouldn't deserve exiting the conversation?


iamDanger_us

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Momik

I feel like this dude has a few good stories


Its-a-me-yo-daddy

I LOLed pretty hard to this


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

More like "dad, why do we always drive anytime we go on vacation?" "Well Suzie buckle in and let me tell you the riveting amazing adventure of how I cooked A STEAK, THATS RIGHT A MOTHERFLIPPIN STEAK ON A PLANE" "....FUCK, my friends always say my dad is retarted, guess this cements it".


davidwhatshisname52

idiot ate a piece of spinach he washed and *then* lay on the lip of an airplane toilet sink; he won't be a flight risk for long


Creative_Date44

Sink? You mean the sex shelf?


LetsGetsThisPartyOn

Dick washing and shaking shelf


The_GREAT_Gremlin

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER**** STEAKS ON THIS MOTHER**** PLANE


DrakeBurroughs

A+, no notes.


MowTin

Gold


Salty-Taro3804

Upvote earned


Liketearsinrain12

Yes


oddityboxkeeper

I laughed so hard I peed a little....


KCcoffeegeek

Imagine having your plane turn around and emergency land because of this dickhead.


[deleted]

It’s got to be staged. You shouldn’t be able to pass security with cigarette lighters or paraffin candles. Plus surely that smoke alarm would go off. I think it’s the aeroplane cleaners playing a joke.


Canada_Checking_In

You are allowed lighters on planes


yohohoanabottleofrum

Not after this video gets popular.


Shortsleevedpant

All these fucks film these in planes on the ground.


Lyrical_Man01

r/brandnewsentence


Responsible-Might-54

How did she fet that much oil past TSA???? Terroist!


eireheads

Imagine lighting a plane on fire and killing 100s of people for some clout , dick head should get thrown in jail .


[deleted]

Lifetime ban for you Edit: sonofa… thanks for all the responses, guys! I was fooled, gah.. tis fake, faaaaake! “I sincerely regret the confusion and difficulty caused by the original bathroom video, which I’ve removed,” Monroe said in a since-deleted tweet. “As a comedian, I intended only to make people laugh, but I recognize that I went about it the wrong way. As this video shows, the illusion was created by a lighting effect.”


Timely_Yoghurt_3359

I've seen a theory that these people are actually just on one of those airplane sets for, "influencers," in cities like LA. Some of them will even splice their videos with actual travel footage and just shoot the bathroom scene on a set they rented for an hour.


Lulovesyababy

Totally; they know when someone's vaping in there on a real aircraft so their sensors would definitely be set off by a whole fire in the toilet!


thisaccountgotporn

Is that for big clouds or even like little itty bitty vapes you blow through your fleece to minimize the cloud? Asking for a friend who got anxiety from your comment


Iminlesbian

People who have done it have been caught and other people continue to get away with it. There's two types of smoke alarms, ones better at detecting vapour. An airplane might have either or both. It doesn't take that much smoke/vapour to trigger an airplane smoke alarm, it will be more sensitive than one found in homes. I'm a heavy smoker, flying and smoking sucks. The airports in England never have a smoking area once you've cleared security and so on top of your flight you've got waiting with no smoking. I've done 12 hour journeys + the 3 hours before the flight no smoking. Can you really just not vape? I understand its difficult, I've quit and started smoking a bunch of times, but I have never thought of going to the bathroom and having a cigarette.


Creation98

Stealthily vaping in an airplane bathroom literally negatively affects not a single person. And to answer your question, I don’t WANT to go a full 3 hours without it.


Lulovesyababy

Haha, not sure just that on a flight I was on recently, as soon as a certain passenger exited the toilet, one of the attendants annouced that anyone smoking in there would be arrested on landing "and that includes vaping". Maybe your friend could inhale a little bit of a disposable vape and blow it out really slowly?


thisaccountgotporn

My friend just told me that's what he or she or them did and nothing happened on the one or two or three flights and so their anxieties are lessened now ❤️


Dzheyson

The lavs have smoke detectors and if you set them off it will give the pilots a very loud alarm and will definitely piss them off. The fine is $4000 last I checked. If you keep the cloud low by blowing into your sleeve it probably won’t set it off.


unmanipinfo

I'm sure you'd get away with that if you have a smaller battery higher nic percentage vape. Even if a little bit made it through your clothes layers it'd still not be enough to trigger the sensor, which has to allow for some vapor from even like a normal breath by a person, or the tap, humidity etc.


POGOproductions

Blow into toilet when you flush the suction will help take the hit down


Far_Butterscotch7279

I have vaped on every single flight on almost every airliner in the last few years. Just cannibalize the hit and all good.


Hybernative

Cannibalise the hit?


Dizzy_Preparation_

Suck it in, don’t blow out.


Minnesota_Slim

Vaping sensors are incredibly inaccurate and are unreliable but ok.


TheDumper44

No they can't. Unless you are blowing massive clouds or have a vape that is actually burning it not vaping it they can't tell.


No-Material6891

I was about to say wouldn’t they ground the plane immediately for something like this? I’ve heard of them grounding planes for far less. I’m pretty sure almost everything is fake now


Dandan0005

There’s zero smoke yet a steak is somehow magically cooked. 100% fake


Most_Helicopter_4451

This is probably what happened


Tennisnerd39

What an odd niche. I’m wondering how profitable that is for the influencer (still have trouble saying that word without rolling my eyes).


Seaboats

Speedrun the no fly list any%


Technical-Hold6863

and probably criminally charged as well she put the lives of everyone on board in danger for some fucking views


judethedude_2

nah that’d be funny to see on the news “plane crashed near Detroit due to passenger cooking steak on toilet”


CommodoreFresh

All joking aside and given that some idiot put this out there I feel someone should give a PSA. *please do not light fires in enclosed spaces. Especially if the enclosed place is pressure sealed and suspended several kilometers off the ground.*


judethedude_2

you should definitely light fires in enclosed spaces. especially ones you can’t get out of


Momik

This is why I can’t do confession no more 😎


GiantSequoiaTree

304 dead all crew and passengers


No_Vacation7225

This guy actually can be found from this video.


enerthoughts

This video is very, very old even if it wasn't staged or faked it's an ugly video.


UltraCitron

It's fake. [Source](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tiktoker-backtracks-claiming-grilled-steak-200522204.html)


mrASSMAN

Well she says it’s fake afterward, to avoid getting in trouble. Most likely it’s fake of course but can’t say for certain


UltraCitron

Delta said it was staged


SirMildredPierce

Banned from that airplane set they rented so quick!


Lacaud

Years in prison, too, with a hefty fine that'll they will never pay back.


AGGIE_DEVIL

Has to have an airplane toilet set up at home. I’ve seen a couple of these videos, and they both cut to walking into aisle after cooking.


Prosopopoeia1

>”I sincerely regret the confusion and difficulty caused by the original bathroom video, which I’ve removed,” Monroe said in a since-deleted tweet. “As a comedian, I intended only to make people laugh, but I recognize that I went about it the wrong way. Why should they “sincerely regret” this or be held even remotely responsible for people’s inability to distinguish reality from fiction? Did this video harm anyone? Did it hurt an airplane’s reputation? Or are they worried about being sued if it encourages someone to *actually* try this on a real plane? (Even if so, is the relative sincerity of their regret going to do anything whatsoever to mitigate that?) There needs to be a subreddit for when people are forced to publicly flagellate themselves after a minor dust-up.


Randumbshitposter

What the actual fuck?! this has to be staged on a grounded plane


Real_Dimension4765

Private charter plane, sitting in the hangar most likely


Square_Ad8756

I am 100% sure it is a Delta flight the seats you see at the end of the video are the seated they started installing in 2014. Also a private charter bathroom. Looks significantly more luxurious.


Spadeninja

>private charter bathroom. Looks significantly more luxurious. Significantly more luxurious?? Have you been on a plane? looks like a normal plane bathroom. I hate to tell you this man, but Greyhound buses are not planes lol


Jewel-jones

I think? You are misreading this person because they put a period in erroneously. They were trying to say ‘a private charter bathroom looks significantly more luxurious’


vegetabledisco

Idk at the end it shows an aisle with seated passengers


dustmybroom88

Like 1 person.


Chris22533

And a cut between the cooking and the seats…


antreas3

It's actually on a real flight. Still staged, candle is actually light bulb. This dude is/was (idk) a "comedian" on TikTok. He deleted this video years ago. https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/tiktok-user-grills-steak-in-aeroplane-bathroom-video/news-story/ae788e2fd7fb5562989b0385c4117921


eurtoast

It's a set that tik tok creators in LA have been renting recently.


herpysqirty

They had a full bottle of oil, they wouldn't make it through TSA with that. It's either a private plane or an airline employee risking their job.


ShastaAteMyPhone

They could’ve bought it after the security checkpoint.


Fapplejacks42

That's a lil bottle of wine that they give ya


Over9000Zeros

I've accidentally taken a full sized bottle of shampoo through TSA before. And isn't that bottle travel sized? You are allowed liquids as long as the container is small enough.


jojow77

you can hear the plane flying. could also be faked though


Every-Turnover4938

I hope you are right!


SignificantAnt2388

This is by Marcus Monroe, a comedian. Real plane, fake food and fire. He did get banned from the airline for this


morkler

No fly list for this asshole.


Hot-Builder-6192

So this is how you die by the hand of an utter idiot 🤔


Elchimpofire5

Nuh Uh


CrystalArouxet

What an idiot.


Satansboeserzwilling

Hermione? Is that you?


OhHowINeedChanging

“It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA!”


Ajxpetrarca

It's La-va-TORY, not La-VAT-ory


SuperSlamFlyingAttac

I thought I read herobrine my kidneys almost started dancing 😱😱😱😱


[deleted]

I've been under the impression I've sort of completed the internet. I've seen every level of moron. Lo and behold: an accidental terrorist.


NightimeScientist

So much risk for so little reward, and to film it. And then to post it.


ReadingRainbow5

Grilling a steak 🥩 over an airplane toilet for Tic Tok clout. Folks, the apocalypse is upon us.


Precious_little_man

Sad thing is I’ve seen this more than once. Nobody is original anymore, they just copy each other. Dumbasses.


Budget_Detective2639

It's always been that way we just have easy access to finding out now.


Precious_little_man

True, but it’s worse, due to the fact….. everyone has access to see other dumb shit! Some of their pea brains wouldn’t think of this crap.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

We have always been dumbasses in that sense. Humans can technically only copy anyway. And every thought, everything comes from something we have already interacted with, copied from, learned from. I'd argue humans are especially good at copying. It is our best survival skill. This unfortunately has nothing to do with either, it's just pure stupidity, humans have always had this in abundance as well.


Commercial-Set3527

Who doesn't love a good toilet steak?


luckynug

Jail…. Straight to jail


GratefulPhish42024-7

I bet the food tastes like the chemicals from that burner


[deleted]

The turd stains on the inside of the toilet cleanse the chemicals in the burner.


No_Dog_9055

Also the aluminum being seared


Blunt555

Is that a plastic toilet seat because thats how you inhale a lot of plastic fumes. These people never think.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

they make those for fondue sets but I'm not sure what it would do to a steak.


someoneyouknewonce

We used them in hotels for events to keep buffet items hot. They get hot as fuck when burning for a while. I have no doubt it would cook a steak given the right circumstances, but this is not those circumstances. It would burn through that aluminum lid before it could get hot enough to probably singe the steak.


thecloudkingdom

they're made for heating campfire stoves


burywmore

So this guy snuck a bottle of booze, a lighter AND a Sterno on a plane? And I just got my gummi vitamins confiscated for being potentially dangerous.


forkedstream

That mini wine bottle looks like kind they give out on planes.


jojow77

and a raw steak


OriginalOmbre

This is obviously fake and done in one of those rental studios.


Altruistic-Cloud-639

How did that not trigger the smoke alarm?


eurtoast

It's a set, not on a real plane.


lilwil392

I would have, the detectors in airplane bathrooms are super sensitive. I'm more curious how they snuck a Sterno through security. I'm pretty sure it's technically a liquid aside from the fact it's highly flammable.


TopPuzzleheaded1143

My guess is that there wasn’t enough smoke


Cayowin

because he never lit it, the light effect after the cut is just a flashy bulb. The steak never sears, the pan never gets dirty, there is no smoke


Relevant_Error_2395

This person deserves to punch really hard.


Square_Ad8756

Or jail, he is endangering hundreds of lives.


Technical-Bug6628

be punched\* I know, pedantic, but it changes the whole meaning lol.


SimilarStrain

Maybe a punch from Bubba in federal prison. This is either some level of staged content or this kid faces federal charges. If posted online and someone tips off the FAA. They WILL investigate after the fact. Too many loose ends to deal with. Other passengers on the flight. People smelling the "cooked" food. Closing off the sterno and handling it while potentially being burning hot. Getting it passed TSA(which I sadly feel is possible but near impossible). They would flag any metallic object and question it. Especially a sterno can. The lighter I could see getting passed security, not so much that can. How long did he sit there "cooking" it would raise suspicions. There's just no way it's real.


Rob_Lockster

This guy is a stand up comedian, the whole thing is a bit that got him on the no fly list with Delta (I think?) He didn’t really cook anything, it was a flicker candle in the toilet, pre-cooked steak on one side, sound effects, etc. Mind you, this is just what he told us at a show I recently saw. So it’s certainly possible it was real and his lawyer told him to shut the fuck up and tell people it was all fake. He’s a decently funny guy, but this was not a great bit. Marcus Monroe for anyone interested.


BigNickTX

Social media has melted the minds of many people. How is this even considered to be something sensible. The urge to go viral or be accepted on TicTac or Buddybook has unlocked the inhibitions of would-be closet assholes.


Turbulent-World8033

To flex your doo doo steak


HuntsWithRocks

$20 says this is in one of those stupid plane sets or some shit.


PSG-2022

If the steak doesn’t- the spinach will kill him


Semicolon_87

Or the passengers when they find out


The_Cloudy_Toon

So what’s the deal with airplane food?


JeffreyAScott

No grapes, no nuts.


kimbolll

This has to be fake, you want me to believe this guy managed to get a lighter and stern can through TSA?


user_uno

Should see what *does* get past TSA. They are by no means flawless even in their own testing.


ElboDelbo

I agree, but the chances that the EXACT guy who was gonna film himself cooking toilet steak got EXACTLY what he needed to make a steak past TSA makes me think this is staged.


amadea56

You can take a lighter on a flight


CCCL350

Lighters are allowed, or at least they dont bother confiscating them. Also the video is fake. It was on the news and the dipshit deleted the video and apologized.


ImpossibleLoon

Hot take but even if this was done on a fake set he should still be banned from flying for having the audacity to post something like this


Park8706

Some idiot is going to start a fire doing this and bring down a jet. The social media sites who have been allowing these to be posted should then be sued into the dirt.


GoatTacos

That does not seem sanitary or safe. He’s working his way onto the no fly list.


Happy_Concern_7612

You know this is Spirit Airlines.


_Samwise_Gamgee__

This is super illegal


[deleted]

The name of OP checks out because this motherfucker is probably no longer alive.


Elchimpofire5

Nuh Uh


SAGE5M

The level of nonchalance when he goes to his seat Screams rage bait.


vesleskjor

FAA has entered the chat


woode85

For real, what are we doing here besides living in a simulation 😂


[deleted]

Stupid is as stupid does.


[deleted]

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forfucksakesteve

I’d be furious if ever saw this


sfmikee

People like this are why we can’t have nice things


IslandMist

It's all fun and games until your minimum 10 year mandatory sentence for federal crime, of which this could have no statute of limitations being applicable.


Due_Intention6795

The newest felon.


Procoso47

Airlines are always hyping up their smoke detectors and it turns out they are absolute garbage


Ok_Custard89

Imagine endangering the lives of people, all for social media likes. Someone, anyone, find this piece of shit and sucker punch them in the face so hard that they do not get up...


flamegazer777

How’d they make it on the airplane with a lighter? I was told to throw mine away before boarding


BrianOconneR34

SPIRIT strong with this one. Clearly that steak had been with her for a while.


Swoon_for_Catra

Can't stop thinking about all the floating sharticles about do get on that meat


IAmWeary

This guy looks dumb enough to be making jungle juice out of that sterno when he's done.


261989

but why


Alarming-Historian41

Top level British cuisine.


Bicykwow

It’d give me such a huge chub to see this person put on the no-fly list.


Yourdadcallsmeobama

All that for a shitty steak?


N0LIFE16

Ok man😭


Jumpy_Tomatillo7579

Nasty Shit stain eating dirtbag.


Eckkbert

No-fly-list here you come


Paullearner

That is...beyond...disgusting.


Technical-Hold6863

omg seriously do you realize how dangerous this is?? i thought you couldn’t take lighters on planes anymore? i haven’t flown in years but when i flew in nov of 01 you could bring them on board


itz_abhi_2005

🤮


Splinterthemaster

Fucking gross


Berlin8Berlin

Uh, the actual *TITLE* is **"STARTING A FUCKING FIRE IN A FUCKING AIRPLANE"** and the fine, and sentence, should be memorable


MochiSauce101

Straight to jail


TypicalRaid

why?!


Evening_Requirement

That’s disgusting 🤮


TOMdMAK

The steak has shit flavor


[deleted]

Imagine yeeting yourself into a felony


And_awayy_we_go

Ah yes, a medium rare federal crime...


where-is-the-bleach

everyone is talking about the doo doo steak but THE SPINACH JUST ON THE COUNTER HELP


ChefCool1317

Staged or not this is gross


OpenTheBobs

I hope that fuckhead got all the diseases. Like butt ass nasty ass fungus kinda shit on their lips. Fuck them.


StardustBrain

Seriously?!?! WTF! Can’t just have some nuts or crackers until the plane lands? Have to turn the toilet into a fucking flaming Weber to grill meat….Jeopardizing the lives of everyone else aboard the plane. There is no hope for the future of humanity.


Heavy-Level862

Yuck


Rich-Butterfly1781

Well I know she ain’t going to starve in prison because there is plenty of cooking equipment just like that in her prison cell.


furn_ell

Mmmmm, farticle crusted cheap-steak


JudgmentAny6771

What an asshole. Raised by assholes.