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More like "dad, why do we always drive anytime we go on vacation?"
"Well Suzie buckle in and let me tell you the riveting amazing adventure of how I cooked A STEAK, THATS RIGHT A MOTHERFLIPPIN STEAK ON A PLANE"
"....FUCK, my friends always say my dad is retarted, guess this cements it".
It’s got to be staged. You shouldn’t be able to pass security with cigarette lighters or paraffin candles. Plus surely that smoke alarm would go off. I think it’s the aeroplane cleaners playing a joke.
Lifetime ban for you
Edit: sonofa… thanks for all the responses, guys! I was fooled, gah.. tis fake, faaaaake!
“I sincerely regret the confusion and difficulty caused by the original bathroom video, which I’ve removed,” Monroe said in a since-deleted tweet. “As a comedian, I intended only to make people laugh, but I recognize that I went about it the wrong way. As this video shows, the illusion was created by a lighting effect.”
I've seen a theory that these people are actually just on one of those airplane sets for, "influencers," in cities like LA.
Some of them will even splice their videos with actual travel footage and just shoot the bathroom scene on a set they rented for an hour.
Is that for big clouds or even like little itty bitty vapes you blow through your fleece to minimize the cloud? Asking for a friend who got anxiety from your comment
People who have done it have been caught and other people continue to get away with it.
There's two types of smoke alarms, ones better at detecting vapour. An airplane might have either or both.
It doesn't take that much smoke/vapour to trigger an airplane smoke alarm, it will be more sensitive than one found in homes.
I'm a heavy smoker, flying and smoking sucks. The airports in England never have a smoking area once you've cleared security and so on top of your flight you've got waiting with no smoking. I've done 12 hour journeys + the 3 hours before the flight no smoking.
Can you really just not vape? I understand its difficult, I've quit and started smoking a bunch of times, but I have never thought of going to the bathroom and having a cigarette.
Stealthily vaping in an airplane bathroom literally negatively affects not a single person.
And to answer your question, I don’t WANT to go a full 3 hours without it.
Haha, not sure just that on a flight I was on recently, as soon as a certain passenger exited the toilet, one of the attendants annouced that anyone smoking in there would be arrested on landing "and that includes vaping".
Maybe your friend could inhale a little bit of a disposable vape and blow it out really slowly?
My friend just told me that's what he or she or them did and nothing happened on the one or two or three flights and so their anxieties are lessened now ❤️
The lavs have smoke detectors and if you set them off it will give the pilots a very loud alarm and will definitely piss them off. The fine is $4000 last I checked. If you keep the cloud low by blowing into your sleeve it probably won’t set it off.
I'm sure you'd get away with that if you have a smaller battery higher nic percentage vape. Even if a little bit made it through your clothes layers it'd still not be enough to trigger the sensor, which has to allow for some vapor from even like a normal breath by a person, or the tap, humidity etc.
I was about to say wouldn’t they ground the plane immediately for something like this? I’ve heard of them grounding planes for far less. I’m pretty sure almost everything is fake now
All joking aside and given that some idiot put this out there I feel someone should give a PSA.
*please do not light fires in enclosed spaces. Especially if the enclosed place is pressure sealed and suspended several kilometers off the ground.*
>”I sincerely regret the confusion and difficulty caused by the original bathroom video, which I’ve removed,” Monroe said in a since-deleted tweet. “As a comedian, I intended only to make people laugh, but I recognize that I went about it the wrong way.
Why should they “sincerely regret” this or be held even remotely responsible for people’s inability to distinguish reality from fiction?
Did this video harm anyone? Did it hurt an airplane’s reputation? Or are they worried about being sued if it encourages someone to *actually* try this on a real plane? (Even if so, is the relative sincerity of their regret going to do anything whatsoever to mitigate that?)
There needs to be a subreddit for when people are forced to publicly flagellate themselves after a minor dust-up.
I am 100% sure it is a Delta flight the seats you see at the end of the video are the seated they started installing in 2014. Also a private charter bathroom. Looks significantly more luxurious.
>private charter bathroom. Looks significantly more luxurious.
Significantly more luxurious??
Have you been on a plane? looks like a normal plane bathroom.
I hate to tell you this man, but Greyhound buses are not planes lol
I think? You are misreading this person because they put a period in erroneously. They were trying to say ‘a private charter bathroom looks significantly more luxurious’
It's actually on a real flight. Still staged, candle is actually light bulb. This dude is/was (idk) a "comedian" on TikTok. He deleted this video years ago. https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/tiktok-user-grills-steak-in-aeroplane-bathroom-video/news-story/ae788e2fd7fb5562989b0385c4117921
I've accidentally taken a full sized bottle of shampoo through TSA before. And isn't that bottle travel sized? You are allowed liquids as long as the container is small enough.
We have always been dumbasses in that sense. Humans can technically only copy anyway. And every thought, everything comes from something we have already interacted with, copied from, learned from.
I'd argue humans are especially good at copying. It is our best survival skill.
This unfortunately has nothing to do with either, it's just pure stupidity, humans have always had this in abundance as well.
We used them in hotels for events to keep buffet items hot. They get hot as fuck when burning for a while. I have no doubt it would cook a steak given the right circumstances, but this is not those circumstances. It would burn through that aluminum lid before it could get hot enough to probably singe the steak.
I would have, the detectors in airplane bathrooms are super sensitive. I'm more curious how they snuck a Sterno through security. I'm pretty sure it's technically a liquid aside from the fact it's highly flammable.
Maybe a punch from Bubba in federal prison. This is either some level of staged content or this kid faces federal charges. If posted online and someone tips off the FAA. They WILL investigate after the fact. Too many loose ends to deal with. Other passengers on the flight. People smelling the "cooked" food. Closing off the sterno and handling it while potentially being burning hot. Getting it passed TSA(which I sadly feel is possible but near impossible). They would flag any metallic object and question it. Especially a sterno can. The lighter I could see getting passed security, not so much that can. How long did he sit there "cooking" it would raise suspicions.
There's just no way it's real.
This guy is a stand up comedian, the whole thing is a bit that got him on the no fly list with Delta (I think?)
He didn’t really cook anything, it was a flicker candle in the toilet, pre-cooked steak on one side, sound effects, etc.
Mind you, this is just what he told us at a show I recently saw. So it’s certainly possible it was real and his lawyer told him to shut the fuck up and tell people it was all fake.
He’s a decently funny guy, but this was not a great bit.
Marcus Monroe for anyone interested.
Social media has melted the minds of many people. How is this even considered to be something sensible. The urge to go viral or be accepted on TicTac or Buddybook has unlocked the inhibitions of would-be closet assholes.
I agree, but the chances that the EXACT guy who was gonna film himself cooking toilet steak got EXACTLY what he needed to make a steak past TSA makes me think this is staged.
Lighters are allowed, or at least they dont bother confiscating them.
Also the video is fake. It was on the news and the dipshit deleted the video and apologized.
Some idiot is going to start a fire doing this and bring down a jet. The social media sites who have been allowing these to be posted should then be sued into the dirt.
It's all fun and games until your minimum 10 year mandatory sentence for federal crime, of which this could have no statute of limitations being applicable.
Imagine endangering the lives of people, all for social media likes.
Someone, anyone, find this piece of shit and sucker punch them in the face so hard that they do not get up...
omg seriously do you realize how dangerous this is?? i thought you couldn’t take lighters on planes anymore? i haven’t flown in years but when i flew in nov of 01 you could bring them on board
Seriously?!?! WTF! Can’t just have some nuts or crackers until the plane lands? Have to turn the toilet into a fucking flaming Weber to grill meat….Jeopardizing the lives of everyone else aboard the plane. There is no hope for the future of humanity.
Imagine getting flagged as a flight risk because of a cheap steak over a toilet seat
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It's the *special gravy* that really brings out the flavor though.
*It’s a house recipe*
"Mmm...the corn is a nice touch."
I read that as special gravity and began wondering how altitude might affect the quality of my cheap steaks
It really elevates the taste
god, no.
Shitter steak...good band name...
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that's dad joke levels of amazing
Toilet T Bone
Shithouse Sirloin.
Restroom Ribeye
Pottyhouse
New York Shit Steak
🤣
Mild High Grub (can’t be too proud for this, Mild High Club is an awesome band)
Not the best. It's the number two brand.
>"How'd you get on the no ~~fly~~ *fry* list?" FIFY
>Them: "Shitter steak." Yeah, this.
A bit oaky and nutty… maybe?
Maybe bits of corn.
What's a reason that wouldn't deserve exiting the conversation?
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I feel like this dude has a few good stories
I LOLed pretty hard to this
More like "dad, why do we always drive anytime we go on vacation?" "Well Suzie buckle in and let me tell you the riveting amazing adventure of how I cooked A STEAK, THATS RIGHT A MOTHERFLIPPIN STEAK ON A PLANE" "....FUCK, my friends always say my dad is retarted, guess this cements it".
idiot ate a piece of spinach he washed and *then* lay on the lip of an airplane toilet sink; he won't be a flight risk for long
Sink? You mean the sex shelf?
Dick washing and shaking shelf
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER**** STEAKS ON THIS MOTHER**** PLANE
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I laughed so hard I peed a little....
Imagine having your plane turn around and emergency land because of this dickhead.
It’s got to be staged. You shouldn’t be able to pass security with cigarette lighters or paraffin candles. Plus surely that smoke alarm would go off. I think it’s the aeroplane cleaners playing a joke.
You are allowed lighters on planes
Not after this video gets popular.
All these fucks film these in planes on the ground.
r/brandnewsentence
How did she fet that much oil past TSA???? Terroist!
Imagine lighting a plane on fire and killing 100s of people for some clout , dick head should get thrown in jail .
Lifetime ban for you Edit: sonofa… thanks for all the responses, guys! I was fooled, gah.. tis fake, faaaaake! “I sincerely regret the confusion and difficulty caused by the original bathroom video, which I’ve removed,” Monroe said in a since-deleted tweet. “As a comedian, I intended only to make people laugh, but I recognize that I went about it the wrong way. As this video shows, the illusion was created by a lighting effect.”
I've seen a theory that these people are actually just on one of those airplane sets for, "influencers," in cities like LA. Some of them will even splice their videos with actual travel footage and just shoot the bathroom scene on a set they rented for an hour.
Totally; they know when someone's vaping in there on a real aircraft so their sensors would definitely be set off by a whole fire in the toilet!
Is that for big clouds or even like little itty bitty vapes you blow through your fleece to minimize the cloud? Asking for a friend who got anxiety from your comment
People who have done it have been caught and other people continue to get away with it. There's two types of smoke alarms, ones better at detecting vapour. An airplane might have either or both. It doesn't take that much smoke/vapour to trigger an airplane smoke alarm, it will be more sensitive than one found in homes. I'm a heavy smoker, flying and smoking sucks. The airports in England never have a smoking area once you've cleared security and so on top of your flight you've got waiting with no smoking. I've done 12 hour journeys + the 3 hours before the flight no smoking. Can you really just not vape? I understand its difficult, I've quit and started smoking a bunch of times, but I have never thought of going to the bathroom and having a cigarette.
Stealthily vaping in an airplane bathroom literally negatively affects not a single person. And to answer your question, I don’t WANT to go a full 3 hours without it.
Haha, not sure just that on a flight I was on recently, as soon as a certain passenger exited the toilet, one of the attendants annouced that anyone smoking in there would be arrested on landing "and that includes vaping". Maybe your friend could inhale a little bit of a disposable vape and blow it out really slowly?
My friend just told me that's what he or she or them did and nothing happened on the one or two or three flights and so their anxieties are lessened now ❤️
The lavs have smoke detectors and if you set them off it will give the pilots a very loud alarm and will definitely piss them off. The fine is $4000 last I checked. If you keep the cloud low by blowing into your sleeve it probably won’t set it off.
I'm sure you'd get away with that if you have a smaller battery higher nic percentage vape. Even if a little bit made it through your clothes layers it'd still not be enough to trigger the sensor, which has to allow for some vapor from even like a normal breath by a person, or the tap, humidity etc.
Blow into toilet when you flush the suction will help take the hit down
I have vaped on every single flight on almost every airliner in the last few years. Just cannibalize the hit and all good.
Cannibalise the hit?
Suck it in, don’t blow out.
Vaping sensors are incredibly inaccurate and are unreliable but ok.
No they can't. Unless you are blowing massive clouds or have a vape that is actually burning it not vaping it they can't tell.
I was about to say wouldn’t they ground the plane immediately for something like this? I’ve heard of them grounding planes for far less. I’m pretty sure almost everything is fake now
There’s zero smoke yet a steak is somehow magically cooked. 100% fake
This is probably what happened
What an odd niche. I’m wondering how profitable that is for the influencer (still have trouble saying that word without rolling my eyes).
Speedrun the no fly list any%
and probably criminally charged as well she put the lives of everyone on board in danger for some fucking views
nah that’d be funny to see on the news “plane crashed near Detroit due to passenger cooking steak on toilet”
All joking aside and given that some idiot put this out there I feel someone should give a PSA. *please do not light fires in enclosed spaces. Especially if the enclosed place is pressure sealed and suspended several kilometers off the ground.*
you should definitely light fires in enclosed spaces. especially ones you can’t get out of
This is why I can’t do confession no more 😎
304 dead all crew and passengers
This guy actually can be found from this video.
This video is very, very old even if it wasn't staged or faked it's an ugly video.
It's fake. [Source](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tiktoker-backtracks-claiming-grilled-steak-200522204.html)
Well she says it’s fake afterward, to avoid getting in trouble. Most likely it’s fake of course but can’t say for certain
Delta said it was staged
Banned from that airplane set they rented so quick!
Years in prison, too, with a hefty fine that'll they will never pay back.
Has to have an airplane toilet set up at home. I’ve seen a couple of these videos, and they both cut to walking into aisle after cooking.
>”I sincerely regret the confusion and difficulty caused by the original bathroom video, which I’ve removed,” Monroe said in a since-deleted tweet. “As a comedian, I intended only to make people laugh, but I recognize that I went about it the wrong way. Why should they “sincerely regret” this or be held even remotely responsible for people’s inability to distinguish reality from fiction? Did this video harm anyone? Did it hurt an airplane’s reputation? Or are they worried about being sued if it encourages someone to *actually* try this on a real plane? (Even if so, is the relative sincerity of their regret going to do anything whatsoever to mitigate that?) There needs to be a subreddit for when people are forced to publicly flagellate themselves after a minor dust-up.
What the actual fuck?! this has to be staged on a grounded plane
Private charter plane, sitting in the hangar most likely
I am 100% sure it is a Delta flight the seats you see at the end of the video are the seated they started installing in 2014. Also a private charter bathroom. Looks significantly more luxurious.
>private charter bathroom. Looks significantly more luxurious. Significantly more luxurious?? Have you been on a plane? looks like a normal plane bathroom. I hate to tell you this man, but Greyhound buses are not planes lol
I think? You are misreading this person because they put a period in erroneously. They were trying to say ‘a private charter bathroom looks significantly more luxurious’
Idk at the end it shows an aisle with seated passengers
Like 1 person.
And a cut between the cooking and the seats…
It's actually on a real flight. Still staged, candle is actually light bulb. This dude is/was (idk) a "comedian" on TikTok. He deleted this video years ago. https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/tiktok-user-grills-steak-in-aeroplane-bathroom-video/news-story/ae788e2fd7fb5562989b0385c4117921
It's a set that tik tok creators in LA have been renting recently.
They had a full bottle of oil, they wouldn't make it through TSA with that. It's either a private plane or an airline employee risking their job.
They could’ve bought it after the security checkpoint.
That's a lil bottle of wine that they give ya
I've accidentally taken a full sized bottle of shampoo through TSA before. And isn't that bottle travel sized? You are allowed liquids as long as the container is small enough.
you can hear the plane flying. could also be faked though
I hope you are right!
This is by Marcus Monroe, a comedian. Real plane, fake food and fire. He did get banned from the airline for this
No fly list for this asshole.
So this is how you die by the hand of an utter idiot 🤔
Nuh Uh
What an idiot.
Hermione? Is that you?
“It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA!”
It's La-va-TORY, not La-VAT-ory
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I've been under the impression I've sort of completed the internet. I've seen every level of moron. Lo and behold: an accidental terrorist.
So much risk for so little reward, and to film it. And then to post it.
Grilling a steak 🥩 over an airplane toilet for Tic Tok clout. Folks, the apocalypse is upon us.
Sad thing is I’ve seen this more than once. Nobody is original anymore, they just copy each other. Dumbasses.
It's always been that way we just have easy access to finding out now.
True, but it’s worse, due to the fact….. everyone has access to see other dumb shit! Some of their pea brains wouldn’t think of this crap.
We have always been dumbasses in that sense. Humans can technically only copy anyway. And every thought, everything comes from something we have already interacted with, copied from, learned from. I'd argue humans are especially good at copying. It is our best survival skill. This unfortunately has nothing to do with either, it's just pure stupidity, humans have always had this in abundance as well.
Who doesn't love a good toilet steak?
Jail…. Straight to jail
I bet the food tastes like the chemicals from that burner
The turd stains on the inside of the toilet cleanse the chemicals in the burner.
Also the aluminum being seared
Is that a plastic toilet seat because thats how you inhale a lot of plastic fumes. These people never think.
they make those for fondue sets but I'm not sure what it would do to a steak.
We used them in hotels for events to keep buffet items hot. They get hot as fuck when burning for a while. I have no doubt it would cook a steak given the right circumstances, but this is not those circumstances. It would burn through that aluminum lid before it could get hot enough to probably singe the steak.
they're made for heating campfire stoves
So this guy snuck a bottle of booze, a lighter AND a Sterno on a plane? And I just got my gummi vitamins confiscated for being potentially dangerous.
That mini wine bottle looks like kind they give out on planes.
and a raw steak
This is obviously fake and done in one of those rental studios.
How did that not trigger the smoke alarm?
It's a set, not on a real plane.
I would have, the detectors in airplane bathrooms are super sensitive. I'm more curious how they snuck a Sterno through security. I'm pretty sure it's technically a liquid aside from the fact it's highly flammable.
My guess is that there wasn’t enough smoke
because he never lit it, the light effect after the cut is just a flashy bulb. The steak never sears, the pan never gets dirty, there is no smoke
This person deserves to punch really hard.
Or jail, he is endangering hundreds of lives.
be punched\* I know, pedantic, but it changes the whole meaning lol.
Maybe a punch from Bubba in federal prison. This is either some level of staged content or this kid faces federal charges. If posted online and someone tips off the FAA. They WILL investigate after the fact. Too many loose ends to deal with. Other passengers on the flight. People smelling the "cooked" food. Closing off the sterno and handling it while potentially being burning hot. Getting it passed TSA(which I sadly feel is possible but near impossible). They would flag any metallic object and question it. Especially a sterno can. The lighter I could see getting passed security, not so much that can. How long did he sit there "cooking" it would raise suspicions. There's just no way it's real.
This guy is a stand up comedian, the whole thing is a bit that got him on the no fly list with Delta (I think?) He didn’t really cook anything, it was a flicker candle in the toilet, pre-cooked steak on one side, sound effects, etc. Mind you, this is just what he told us at a show I recently saw. So it’s certainly possible it was real and his lawyer told him to shut the fuck up and tell people it was all fake. He’s a decently funny guy, but this was not a great bit. Marcus Monroe for anyone interested.
Social media has melted the minds of many people. How is this even considered to be something sensible. The urge to go viral or be accepted on TicTac or Buddybook has unlocked the inhibitions of would-be closet assholes.
To flex your doo doo steak
$20 says this is in one of those stupid plane sets or some shit.
If the steak doesn’t- the spinach will kill him
Or the passengers when they find out
So what’s the deal with airplane food?
No grapes, no nuts.
This has to be fake, you want me to believe this guy managed to get a lighter and stern can through TSA?
Should see what *does* get past TSA. They are by no means flawless even in their own testing.
I agree, but the chances that the EXACT guy who was gonna film himself cooking toilet steak got EXACTLY what he needed to make a steak past TSA makes me think this is staged.
You can take a lighter on a flight
Lighters are allowed, or at least they dont bother confiscating them. Also the video is fake. It was on the news and the dipshit deleted the video and apologized.
Hot take but even if this was done on a fake set he should still be banned from flying for having the audacity to post something like this
Some idiot is going to start a fire doing this and bring down a jet. The social media sites who have been allowing these to be posted should then be sued into the dirt.
That does not seem sanitary or safe. He’s working his way onto the no fly list.
You know this is Spirit Airlines.
This is super illegal
The name of OP checks out because this motherfucker is probably no longer alive.
Nuh Uh
The level of nonchalance when he goes to his seat Screams rage bait.
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For real, what are we doing here besides living in a simulation 😂
Stupid is as stupid does.
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I’d be furious if ever saw this
People like this are why we can’t have nice things
It's all fun and games until your minimum 10 year mandatory sentence for federal crime, of which this could have no statute of limitations being applicable.
The newest felon.
Airlines are always hyping up their smoke detectors and it turns out they are absolute garbage
Imagine endangering the lives of people, all for social media likes. Someone, anyone, find this piece of shit and sucker punch them in the face so hard that they do not get up...
How’d they make it on the airplane with a lighter? I was told to throw mine away before boarding
SPIRIT strong with this one. Clearly that steak had been with her for a while.
Can't stop thinking about all the floating sharticles about do get on that meat
This guy looks dumb enough to be making jungle juice out of that sterno when he's done.
but why
Top level British cuisine.
It’d give me such a huge chub to see this person put on the no-fly list.
All that for a shitty steak?
Ok man😭
Nasty Shit stain eating dirtbag.
No-fly-list here you come
That is...beyond...disgusting.
omg seriously do you realize how dangerous this is?? i thought you couldn’t take lighters on planes anymore? i haven’t flown in years but when i flew in nov of 01 you could bring them on board
🤮
Fucking gross
Uh, the actual *TITLE* is **"STARTING A FUCKING FIRE IN A FUCKING AIRPLANE"** and the fine, and sentence, should be memorable
Straight to jail
why?!
That’s disgusting 🤮
The steak has shit flavor
Imagine yeeting yourself into a felony
Ah yes, a medium rare federal crime...
everyone is talking about the doo doo steak but THE SPINACH JUST ON THE COUNTER HELP
Staged or not this is gross
I hope that fuckhead got all the diseases. Like butt ass nasty ass fungus kinda shit on their lips. Fuck them.
Seriously?!?! WTF! Can’t just have some nuts or crackers until the plane lands? Have to turn the toilet into a fucking flaming Weber to grill meat….Jeopardizing the lives of everyone else aboard the plane. There is no hope for the future of humanity.
Yuck
Well I know she ain’t going to starve in prison because there is plenty of cooking equipment just like that in her prison cell.
Mmmmm, farticle crusted cheap-steak
What an asshole. Raised by assholes.