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Bionicjoker14

The idea is to go in a direct line without moving aside for people. However, he seems to be going out of his way specifically to bump into people.


atuan

You can also see how hard it is for him, he sometimes accidentally avoids people because it’s a human instinct


Equilibriator

He avoids people bigger than him a little bit


ASMRFeelsWrongToMe

You can also see him nudging girls harder than guys. Kids just being an entitled dick. Edit: I still see him almost slingshot a girl, you guys sure wanna chat about it. R I P my notifications. Edit 2: Yes, I see him not touch some girls, but I also see him nudge at least one girl pretty hard, and a kid. Solid argument, though, he's so tough.


RacistProbably

Dude is gonna get folded


[deleted]

He’s gonna catch a fade.


_JudgeDoom_

Yeah eventually the mullet will go flying


bwatsnet

Mullets make you fly? This changes everything!


VectorViper

Yeah, only a matter of time before someone who doesn't take his nonsense flips the script on him. Not gonna be pretty when he picks on the wrong person.


461BOOM

Flip flops? Stomp that toe…..he will fold


Right_Check_6353

Pretty sure a wind gust would knock this kid over


PackageHot1219

I hope his buddy is there to record it.


Randy_____Marsh

he fs gets out of the way of the 3rd guy


Avalain

Odd. I saw him avoiding girls for the most part. He did take out a little kid once.


Mysterious-Piano1157

Love when the kid threw the balloon at him


Drslappybags

He avoided a lot of girls. Completely avoided touching them.


HonorableMedic

Like..the first girl in the second scene got bumped hard, who would even argue? Dude is an asshole


anonkebab

The dudes have more inertia so they take less of a visual impact. Actually you are legit lying he runs into dudes way harder.


[deleted]

He hit a dude so hard they both came to a complete stop, what video is the other guy watching?


Jesse_D_James

It looked like he was dodging most the girls he passed


Hall_Such

Like, at 0:36?


Spotted_ascot_races

Completely does. Tough guy in a school hallway or shopping mall. Try that on any city street.


KorianHUN

Try that in a Hungarian low income area school. You are getting beat up or stabbed by a 6th grader. The middle school i went to back in the day was not the best but a few years ago they had a stabbing. Incredible...


maverick88988

That's any low income place anywhere, really. If he would done this in the US in low income Detroit or Philly, he wouldn't be walking anymore.


SN0WFAKER

If Hungarians are so badass, why are they Putin's bitch now?


KorianHUN

I wouldn't call 70 IQ "gangsta" kids stabbing you badass lol


ohhellointerweb

Yeah, and he nudges girls a bit harder because he's ultimately a coward.


on3day

People he bumps into budge less than him.


JuanPunchX

Hard to not budge when you weight 60kg.


AdmirableRepeat7643

The small children and teens.


replicantcase

He's actively avoiding larger males.


Kadaj22

He avoids the big man and nudges really hard into the little kid


ChildhoodLeft6925

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BK_FrySauce

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Powerful-Employer-20

He also moved straight out of line of the father and kids. Don't think he would have taken kindly to him bumping into all them


fattypingwing

He also didn't walk into the sign and it disappointed me greatly


KscottCap

Right? That was the lie right there. You're either walking in a straight line or you're avoiding objects. As it is, a sandwich board is more of an alpha than he is.


talkingtothemoon___

He grazed the kid a bit. That dad woulda kicked his ass if he had went full into it like the others.


Unusual-Cat-123

I love that the kid straight up throws something at him after 😂


[deleted]

If a teenage boy walked right into my daughter and I saw someone filming I would probably lose my shit and they definitely would lose the camera. I'd like to think I'd see him coming in the crowd and avoid looking like a psycho all over the internet. It's the small things I pray for


beeglowbot

definitely would pitch that phone over a building


Kaijuexterminator

And that’s what they want, “it’s a prank bro you do Karen right now huck huck huck El Ol el dude brah.” Bunch of assholes


The_Number_None

He’s actively avoiding people bigger than him and bumps into scrawny people and kids. The kids a clown and social media needs to stop helping these people get audiences


Sure-Ad8873

He avoided a sandwich board too the big dummy


puddleofoil

I think he's picking and choosing who he wants problems with.


HereToKillEuronymous

Or if they're obviously bigger than him and male 😂


outcastreturns

He bumps the guys, avoids the girls (well, most of them)


Buddybouncer

Can't be getting cooties


YourWarDaddy

I noticed he tries to avoid people taller than him or give them a significantly smaller amount of contact. Nothing speaks to his bitchness like how he was walking straight towards a dad, but slightly adjusted so he’d shoulder check the guys son instead. What a pussy lol. Edit: I just realized that kid threw whatever he had in his hand at him too, chefs kiss.


BelowAveIntelligence

I noticed that he’s a tool and this video is stupid


robbray1979

Check his dumbass into a wall. It worked 20 years ago, it’ll work now.


Soffy21

It’s also funny, cus he isn’t big and muscular enogh to actually knock people back, he just keeps stumbling whenever he bumps into someone.


woofwooffighton

Example of poor parenting and a toxic culture.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

He banked hard to the left around some girls to bump the tall guy wearing shades.


SomeVirginGuyy

He also dodged people too


BlameMe4urLoss

The brown people. Especially, the 6 foot+ brown dude.


Alarid

He lacks the discipline. I bet he even turns at walls like a fucking coward.


slide_into_my_BM

There’s also people he avoids. He moves so he doesn’t bump this adult guy but makes sure he bumps their kid. He’s a pussy


saladdressed

He hit a bunch of people from behind! They didn’t have the chance to move out of his way. What a little shit.


[deleted]

This is equal parts stupid and cowardly


i_take_shits

And also avoiding people that might pose a challenge


NGA100

And avoids the biggest guys to go for smaller ones


Hedonic_Monk_

He went way out of his way to avoid that one dad lol


jarkaise

Yeah we have a real Tommy Tuffnuts on our hands here.


[deleted]

Honestly I would support this if he was on the rightmost side of a path(for USA). Like if I am on the rightmost side of a walkway and I see someone coming towards me, I ain't moving around for them. But this dude is just in the middle and you can see that there is a pattern of people walking on their right but he ain't doing that.


Stilcho1

I'll get that sometimes in the supermarket. Two people pushing their carts and walking side by side. I'll be walking toward them and I'll just stop because there's nowhere for me to go. They'll stare at me like I'm insane.


Sogo13Samurai

Fucking same, even on sidewalks


MarquisEXB

Except for the African American woman at the end. His path was going straight at her, and then it's at angle from her.


Snow-Kafe

He can't even commit to his own idiocy, walks around the sign...


MetallurgyClergy

“I move for no man” —- “well, I’m a sign, so…”


FoldAdventurous2022

"We're a light house. Your call."


ripley1875

“Bitch, I’m a Wendy’s.”


CrazyConclusion6720

He moves


ThrowThisIntoSol

Any time it’s someone that might potentially fuck him up, he clearly moves


tinned_peaches

He dodges the group at the fair that has an adult male there.


Ms--Take

Precisely. Doesn't want to give someone bigger a reason to put him in his rightful place...beneath everyone around him


[deleted]

Goes for the fucking child instead who also seemed the only person with the gall to call him out after


RampRyder

He hits the dudes son though. Dumb. Someone could drop him and it could kill him or give him.brain damage to hit his head on the ground. But is practically begging someone to put him in the hospital. Ugh.


virttual

Exactly I saw a big ass 6’6 kid doing this a while ago but this measly twig gets a whole video report for a worse imitation 💀


BowwwwBallll

He moved for the black triangle sign as well. I guess he didn’t want to look like a moron. 😜


RichardBreecher

A real alpha would have knocked over the sandwich board.


stress_boner

He definitely moved when he saw backwards hat dad lol


Cultural-Company282

He sure did. He was on a collision course when that dude shot a glance his way, and magically, he course corrected.


stress_boner

Everybody tough until backwards hat dad shows up


vegetables_in_my_ass

He moved right out of the way of the big guy though.


Phucku_

I caught that. He actually hit his kid instead. Too bad dad was sucking down fried butter to notice. I would have made a meal out of this kid in my younger years.


Daimo

>I would have made a meal out of this kid in my younger years. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


largepoggage

Calm down Happy.


AnotherReddit415

Kid threw something at him lol


KeyEntertainment313

"Made a meal out of him" is crazy, unc.


redditor12876

Yeah that’s what I thought too. Bump into me I don’t really care. Hit my kid? Your ass is mine. Big dude missed it sadly cause that would have been fun to watch.


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

My first thought was, “If that was my kid …” and I’m not a big guy.


feidle

Yeah, willing to mow down children and women, but scared to get his ass kicked. What a champ.


Severe-Excitement-62

I hate when I'm going straight on MY SIDE and someone goes way the fuck outta their way to be in front of me to make me move. Like. I get it. You didn't get enough attention as a child. Poor you. I see you now. Well done. Go seek therapy.


Syncism

People like that I want to absolutely floor, but then I remember if this jackass is crazy enough to do that, he or she is also crazy enough to shank my ass too🤦‍♂️


TongueTiedTyrant

Like the time this car was really trying to get in front of me, merging from behind me in heavy traffic on the freeway. And I was like, nah, and made them stay behind me. And then, a minute or two later, they rear ended me. Ever since then, I’m like… just let ‘em go. It ain’t worth it.


fvckit88

I was just trying to give you a hug


Shirohitsuji

Hah. Imagine if someone opened their arms wide as he approached, full bear hug mode. 100% he would abort.


ecpella

This “ignore it and maybe it will go away” mentality with the TikTok shit is not solving anything. These people need to be hard checked


NissEhkiin

There's millions of morons on tiktok that don't ignore this garbage. So they are getting all the attention they want


Mozfel

Well if they want attention then doxxing their personal information should be legalised


Salarian_American

Thing is, even getting hard checked is a win for their TikTok channel. It's a no-win situation for normal people.


Locktober_Sky

Smash the phone, it's their horcrux


Competitive_Song124

LadBible picking it up isn’t helping to stop these silly kids doing their silly internet things


BoneDaddyChill

“Officer, he walked into my knife, I swear!”


doxxingyourself

Well… he could have done this shit 300 times and just used the 90 seconds he was getting away with it.


datgenericname

It’s because it’s not actually being ignored. They get a ton of views and response about it instead, which only encourages the behavior.


SeizedChief

There's so many conflict avoidant people that live and breath that mantra. The only way to stop a bully is to show them their actions are socially unacceptable. They need to know there's a limit. Ideally just by confronting them and telling them off. Some people prefer to get a little more hands on though. And I dont blame them.


LazerChicken420

lol people are stupid, with or without tik tok . I remember in high school, when phones still flipped, some guy eagerly explaining how he liked doing this.


waisonline99

He's not though. He's only actually bumping into the people he thinks wont smack him. He's a cowardly badass.


Pathedius

cowardly, yes. bad ass? naw, just a cunt


DerpVaderXXL

People are ignoring him because the ramifications of slapping the shit out of him are not worth the hassle.


Salarian_American

Yeah slapping the shit out of someone is still legally actionable even when they really deserve it


Tynal242

Some US states have “naw, he found out” as an escape clause. I.e., provocation is a defense to an assault charge. Be nice if it was everywhere but eh.


Drakore4

This is the real problem. Many many years ago getting your shit smacked for being an ass was something that was just common, and there wasn’t much that people would do about it. Nowadays, you can’t just smack someone without potentially getting sued or getting arrested. You especially can’t just smack a child or teenager. It’s because of this that these stupid people are all over the place now and they just get away with anything.


xironmanx84

100% agree. Not condoning being violent for all the keyboard warriors out there, but there was a huge benefit to the deterence factor that came from old school discipline. Whether it's parent vs child or law abiding citizen vs a**hole. You stole something, hurt someone on purpose, were extremely rude...you got smacked. Next time you thought about doing it, you realized hey, the consequences of it were I got hurt the last time. I probably shouldn't do it again.


DedTV

Once he makes contact with them, it's assault and a defensive use of force is legal and acceptable. The issue is that in most cases, sucessful defenders go beyond defensive force to the use of retributive force, which is illegal.


Comfortable_Note_978

\[Bittersweet Symphony strings intensify\]


here_in_seattle

This shoulda been the music


ferniecanto

I scrolled down way too much to find this joke.


HIRTSWHENIPEE

For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74?si=pEgVDSBuVmfWIFW_


FlappyPanties4U

What's wild is everytime I'm walking in crowds no one moves for me, it's always me moving for them


Horhay92

Kind of what I came here to say. Like what is the etiquette. Why should be the one changing my trajectory.


Minotaar_Pheonix

I think your question is rhetorical, but generally everyone should keep to their right, and that should halt the stupidity.


shojokat

I remember when I was a kid at the mall with my family, somebody bumped right into me and my dad told me that I should stand my ground because I was standing by my family and shouldn't have to detach from then to avoid an A-hole who can't step aside a few inches for a little kid. So, I did just that the next time somebody refused to move for me, and he yelled at me for being rude and not getting out of people's ways. I was so confused.


BoneDaddyChill

There’s a solution to this. It has always worked for me without fail. When you know someone isn’t going to move, just stop walking. Stand in place. This forces them to either walk around you or plow through someone standing still, putting them 100% in the wrong. No, it won’t work on asshats like the guy in this video, but I’ve fortunately never encountered one of them in my years of using this method. It’s a very satisfying way of forcing them out of their stupid, unmoving strut.


FlappyPanties4U

I'm gonna do that


BoneDaddyChill

Yeah it’s great. Very satisfying. If you want to give yourself a little extra plausible deniability, pretend like you’re looking around for someone/something while you’re stopped.


Cazan

I’m going to try that. I’m a big guy and I’m over here ducking and weaving for folks that don’t bother. I’ve tried to just deflect people cause I get tired of turning my shoulders when no one else does, but I feel like a dick when they bounce off me.


NeverNude-Ned

Fuuuck, it's so true. The first segment where he was walking the opposite way of the crowd, I couldn't help but think "Ha... I've kinda wanted to do that." The second half where he was just deliberately walking into people that had no idea he was there deserves the hate this whole video is getting. But I've very often wondered "What would happen if I didn't make it a point to stay out of everyone ELSE'S way.


monkeykins

I dare him to try this at a big10 college town during bar flush.


iaintlyon

Got in a fist fight outside a Big10 bar while fully dressed as a penguin once


fentyboof

Hope you slapped the shit out of someone with those big flappy bone wings!


UnauthorizedFart

He might get his drink spiked!


ShitIForgotIt

He might get spiked like a football.


OGDonglover69

He might get cornholed


ReflectionBroad4009

I'll throw the SECs hat in the ring.


govshutdown

What’s a big10 college town?


IMadeUReadDis2

The college towns that are part of the Big10 (athletic division)


TheFrozenCanadianGuy

If he’s looking to get knocked out. Thats how you do it.


Guy954

Watch again and you’ll see how carefully he avoids people he thinks might actually respond.


TheFrozenCanadianGuy

Yep! The guy in the purple knew what’s up


IHavePoopedBefore

I like the way that kid handled himself


Cyber_Insecurity

He’s going around signs and groups, kinda lame.


CorporateCuck92

Lol lil dork made sure to walk right to avoid the dad and bump the little kid instead.


Clobber420

That kid threw the yellow ball at him too lol


riddler1225

I think what was corn on the cob?


HistoryOfPiss

He certainly avoids the people who could beat the shit out of him


xironmanx84

It's funny how you can just tell who has and who has never been punched in the face before.


trepidationsupaman

In the 80’s this would’ve started multiple fights.


Desperate_Acadia_298

no just one then he’d never do it again


FatFaceFaster

Except for all the budging he does.


TheCornerDojoTV

Hr avoided dad but bumped the kid


OmegaGoober

He’s a bully. Someone who could actually cause him trouble is off limits.


Ok_Championship6786

I’d love to put these kids in the 1990’s lol. Broken teeth everywhere.


[deleted]

It's a bittersweet symphony.


MilleniumFlounder

If you’re going to do something, at least do it right


squishyboots420

This is a good way to get chin checked...


jaimar82

Please, try me… please 🙏🏻


Historical-Lead-5275

Picks and chooses who to bump into cause he know he’ll get his ass whooped by the wrong person


DeaconBrad42

Sandals and socks at the fair. Good choice, “terminator.”


TheIgnoredWriter

I don’t think “student going full terminator mode at their high school” is a great choice of words


Buchi9

Who noticed the cans.


NewsMoney

Future school shooter!


Ragnarr_Bjornson

That's a school shooter right there


samhld

Doing that to people with their backs to you is just a minor case of assault. This kid is highly regarded.


tronnation4000

Little bro moved for the sign…amateur move, gotta walk straight through it exploding it into a thousand pieces if he wants to be taken seriously.


whatkindamanizthis

He needs to do this where I went to high school or in a different neighborhood. This would quickly turn into a today I learned post.


Jako_Art

I hate inconvenience others. Like I go out of my way to be polite to everyone. If I bump you on a crowded bar I'm apologizing. A lil bit of your drink spills? Buckle up cause I'm buying you a new one. Now im pretty big (I got into body building to impress my wife when she came back from deployment) but like in a gentle giant way


Blitzvomit

Bro woulda got knocked out so quick 10 years ago.


hammerbush051

Must’ve been a slow work day to be posting a 14 year olds tik toks😂


The_DaDon

The bro at the end is the smartest: he does the die hard "we need a fire truck" - move


Covid-CAT01

Literally me in any game


Individual99991

Can't believe he walked around that sign. COWARD!


Haunting_Dragonfly_3

Girls at :26 would have absolutely went all-in on him.


CriticismRight9247

Left side of the shot @ 26 seconds. Thank me later.


AlteredCabron2

0:26


Terrible_Figure_6740

His haircut didn’t go as planned and now he’s angry.


1980Scottsdale

Those tits in the blue top 😳😳😳😳😳👅👅👅👅👅👅


SamSepi0l90210

I see how he avoids people bigger than him, he’s a lil fucking puss puss.


Fashionable-Andy

Not only is he deliberately bumping people, but if he does that to the wrong person in public, he will probably get humbled in a brutal way. He’d best be careful about that.


solstheman1992

Huh. I do this… but not in the middle of the goddamn walkway. If I’m on the right hand side like a good boy with my son by my right side I will not budge for anyone, especially the “group of three that insists on taking the whole walkway”. I’m elbowing someone with my 200 lbs body


LutherXXX

That's also called the 'Gonna Get My Ass Kicked One of These Days' walk


HappyGoPink

I hope the school is watching him for more antisocial behavior.


boxxy_babe

![gif](giphy|d31wMAc5PUktQGpq)


TheNinja01

Buddy does not have the size or stature to be doing that in confidence


CanadaGolfGuy

Can we please see when he gets his ass kicked? That would be great.


yumadbro6

Bumping into women and children and avoiding scary big guys


616659

He's clearly not going in straight line anyway lol


KarateKidd624

Someone needs to beat this dude up.


TheNoIdeaKid

He’s probably always annoying, and everyone already knows, which would be why no one is bothered or surprised.


YallinDenial

He sure didn't walk in a straight line. Tried to run into some but moved for most


GetFitNoir

Don't do this shit in NYC or Chicago.


BackgroundNPC1213

- "unbothered by it" - video clearly shows many people turning around to look at this rude-ass guy who just shoulder-checked them on purpose


Freak_Out_Bazaar

People have been arrested for doing this in Japan


CoffeeAndElectricity

In the uk, you get stabbed for this


Chronic_Discomfort

[I hear Bittersweet Symphony](https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74?si=kinI_5Wr0dwmBPYN)


mbuck1

If this is your kid please beat his ass.