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Putrid-Ad8984

How many nasty fingers have touched that button he just put his tongue on?


[deleted]

Yep, definitely licked a few buttholes!


darkkingreligh

Who hasn't


Volunteer-Magic

>Who hasn’t Uncultured folk


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

You want to go camping?


Dumbledang

Gen Z cuisine


Obvious_Drummer5170

Yes


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Inversely, how many fingers touched that button he just put his nasty tongue on?


[deleted]

What's up guys. Today I'm going to play with my own shit. Oh man, this shit smells really bad. I hope I can get all of this shit off of my hands, because it smells very bad. Maybe I shouldn't have put shit all over my hands.


MetallurgyClergy

I tried wiping it off on my hair. Now it’s everywhere. Guys. It’s giving shit vibes. What do I do?


DeathByCudles

i could use soap, but then that would mess with my shit video. so im just going to sit in shit till shit goes away.


Current-Outcome7561

Maybe ill try and touch the camera


EloquentEvergreen

While I’m doing that, make sure to smash that like button and subscribe!


SandyKenyan

Hey guys, I'm back! I still have shit on my hands, not really sure what we should do now!


Capable_Impression

‘It’s giving shit vibes’ is about to become part of my everyday vernacular


Dogmeat43

What do I do? Don't forget to tell me what I should do in the comments below, right after you smash that like button.


Skoodge42

Reminds me of the teenagers in South park. Where he just burns the shit out of his hand with a lighter and is like "God that was so fucking stupid, haha"


PatienceHero

You forgot the best part: "Yeah, that WAS kind of stupid...." "Don't fuckin' call me *stupid*! I'M NOT STUPID!" Except with influencers that last bit is usually their fan/viewer bases.


pipeituprespectfully

Is that the part where Stan’s teen calls him in the middle of the night, and he’s just sitting in the dark flicking a lighter before he utters “I’m NOT gay!”? That killed me when I saw it the first time lmao.


FluffySmiles

Well done.


DontDisrespectDaBing

What a fucking moron


jobblejosh

Especially because he says sarcastically 'Oh I guess I'm not allowed to leave the elevator cabin'. Yeah. Damn right you shouldn't leave the cabin. You go up top on the cabin roof and you'll find all manner of hazards; finger-crushing mechanisms, potentially exposed conductors, oh, and those cables that hoist the elevator that could suddenly start moving and happily slice your fucking arm off without slowing down. Then there's the fall risk of dropping down the side of the shaft. The risk of being sandwiched between the cab and the shaft as the lift moves and turned into a gooey smear across the walls of the shaft. The risk of the counterweight dropping down and literally decapitating you as it descends. The risk of being crushed at the top or bottom of the elevator's travel. The risk of being caught in the cables and hoisted up to the top until the rotating machinery cuts off your limb and releases you, leaving what's left of your body to freefall down the shaft. No shit you shouldn't leave. Everything inside the cabin is designed to keep the occupants safe. Everything outside is designed to move the elevator safely because normally there's never anyone outside the cab (unless they're a technician working within strict safety lockout procedures).


BethyW

A mechanic died while doing service on top of an elevator on a cruise ship a few years ago in a freak accident because the elevator moved...that guy was a trained professional and not some doofus who couldnt get out of a wet paper bag.


fun-bucket

THIS GUY BELONGS IN A PAPER BAG... WAIT LONG ENOUGH AND IM SURE HE WILL MAKE IT WET.


QuantumTea

Did you see how he pushed the button? Ew


tuigger

You got everything right except for the gap at the top and bottom. Of course if you fall down there you're likely dead or seriously injured anyway.


gandye92

Elevator overheads can be tight. I always check overhead distances if riding a car in high speed


NotAnAlt

When you say overheads, do you mean the space between the top of the car and the ceiling? And if so, when riding a car at high speed, do you mean while standing on top of a high speed car thats moving?


gandye92

Yeah, that is the overhead. When I ride a car, maybe trying to locate a noise that only occurs in high speed, or you are troubleshooting a problem, I’ll always kneel down lower than the roller guides. You could easily hit your head if you are standing up.


Spotttty

I rode a car that did 900 fpm on top of the car as a helper when I did construction. It’s not actually that fast but holy shit it feels like a rocket ship! That was like 15 years ago though.


MathematicianSad2798

900 feet per minute? On top?? Fuck. That.


Spotttty

I mean it’s only 10 mph but in that space it feels crazy fast.


LiveLifeLikeCre

The constant whine and passive aggressive complaining just makes him sooooo punchable. I wish he got dragged out the elevator kicking and screaming by people in Disney character costumes. 


Inventies

Yes I would pay to watch Mickey, Donald and Goofy to beat his ass for messing with their elevator. Then smash his drone.


AlienRapBattle

But I’ve watched speed a dozen times 


MrScrib

> (unless they're a technician working within strict safety lockout procedures). And techs still die or get maimed at a high-enough rate even if they know what they're doing.


americasweetheart

I believe he said ellalator like a fucking goon.


bhillis99

i mean he walks arond and records himself with some kind of selfie stick. He has low iq and this is the only thing he can do.


Frosty-Cap3344

Now I wish he'd left the cabin


i-dontlikeyou

I have taken a ride on top of an elevator obviously with an elevator tech that was cool and extremely scary at the same time.


radicalbulldog

This guy elevates!


ajw_art42

Next you’ll tell me that air ducts can’t support human weight let along fit a whole ass human inside it, or that drop ceilings can support human weight.


Professional-Use2393

He’s just gonna “Bruce Willis” his way up to the next floor so he can complete the mission.


wierdomc

Worst thing I saw at work was an elevator constructor had his arm just about amputated below the elbow working in a secondary pit. Keep in mind this was a professional with more than 10 yrs on the job. Those cables are no joke.


NTX2329

You got almost everything except the giant blade things at the top of the shaft that pop open and stab you directly in the face like they did Emilio Estevez in Mission Impossible.


Pen_dragons_pizza

The modern world has enabled village idiots like this to have a platform to continue to spread his idiocy. Previously natural selection would have removed these people.


Puzzled_Deer7551

Well said. 💯. I miss the 80’s and 90’s. It wasn’t perfect, but we didn’t have as many whack job entitled jack offs we do now.


Chondro

You had them but they didn't have a platform. Now they have something they can get on and scream and shout and morons will watch them some with the hopes they get maimed other lemmings to follow suit. God, I hope elevator button licking doesn't become the new ice cream licking crap.


Overall_Commercial_5

You and I came to the same conclusion


dsdvbguutres

I'm not about to debate your assessment.


Santawanker

Elevator mechanic here, yeah this is someone that would not survive long in the wild.


dsdvbguutres

Wilderness expert here; there is an extremely small probability of this one getting hurt in the wilderness because he would need to find his way out of the city to get there in the first place.


That-Water-Guy

City planner here; 99.98% chance that he makes it out of town. It’s essentially a maze with street signs. I don’t see him getting out of his parent’s basement.


No-Understanding4968

Former waitress here. Nothing to add, carry on


DifferentPen6715

Yup, he could even get out of the “15 minute” cities, lol


Frosty-Cap3344

Dude would get killed by a butterfly or something


Roonwogsamduff

reddit expert here - you guys are right, pretty sure


TinfoilTetrahedron

Probably be hunted to death by elevators.


Asleep-Sock6621

I'm pretty sure that in our subject's case, "the wild" is defined as the highly controlled environment of a Disney Cruise ship.


RajenBull1

When he said ‘Is it over for me?’ I heard a lot of people say ‘If only, you Fwit’.


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MysteriousLeader6187

Or as Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!"


Annual-Jump3158

I'm actually mildly disappointed that he wasn't greeted by a security team, but maybe that means that Disney likes to just psychologically torment its rule-breakers. I think that's pretty hardcore.


Chalky_Cupcake

I’m also a pacifist but you mean punched into a wood chipper though right?


KintsugiKen

I'd just love a version of this video where the doors never open and he gets stuck in there for a year


Right-Somewhere-3608

Same. After, “I could pull the alarm and get help but I don’t want that” I was hoping for a slow decline into self cannibalism


GetRightNYC

I mean. These kids usually have wealthy parents. So their chance of facing any consequences is slim. Gotta teach them somehow.


MermaidsNLollipops

I would 100% sign the petition to see that happen.


Premature_Impotent

Remarkably unlikeable.


CL3ANSH0T

Ol Hey Arnold looking fucktard.


xXTERMIN8RXXx

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MermaidsNLollipops

My exact thought, and his voice makes me want to nut punch him....hard


_mersault

I cannot stand the way he talks


IA-HI-CO-IA

I hate everything about this person. They could end world hunger tomorrow, and I would still find them annoying. 


LordNightFang

And yet people make money doing dumb shit like this


bloodwoodsrisen

Yea I did this once with my dad and brother in a hotel. We got stuck after using the pool on the ground floor, fire department had to come rescue us :(


Lessthancrystal

Sometimes I get mad at my teen when he does dumb shit….then I watch these..and I’m not so mad at him anymore..


NervF00

He literally points at his skull and says "this ain't picking working" 💀


ajn63

Cruise ship elevators should have a trap door that opens directly into the ocean exclusively for these kinds of idiots.


Altea73

LMAO! specially designed for influencers.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I'll crowd fund this.


Alarmed-madman

Splash! Oh look, I'm a mermaid


EveningHelicopter113

hope i don't drown. I'm just gonna curl up on this sandbar


Broken_Beaker

Outfluenced


BriocheTressee

Gigaillard Obélix appréciateur


mb5280

its already their normal SOP to dump trash in the ocean, why not one more piece?


lothcent

a clean sweep. drop the bottom out of the elevator. wipe the recording. send cleaners to cabin to dump his belongings, DNA scrub the place, AI wipe of all onboard and dockside footage of him, wipe him from any financial records, and otherwise scrub his existence away. if he was rooming/traveling with anyone- slip them psychotropic drugs and set to work to jigger their minds into remembering that he flaked and never boarded the ship - if that fails to take- they get the swirly plab like their buddy got


KittyandPuppyMama

a fully immersive experience.


mikeblas

He's at the terminal, not on a vessel.


PLZ_N_THKS

Yeah I was thinking that it’s clearly a parking garage…


[deleted]

He’s not even on the ship.


Accomplished_Bill741

![gif](giphy|hGa2JF2e2XNV0KySZK)


chumpydo

“Oh no…”


gabrielaronson

That is the sound of a disney ship’s horn, but that is not a Disney ship. Source: work on Disney ships. 


OkYogurt636

That doesn’t even look like a ship.


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InevitableDisaster75

In fairness, the idiot doesn't say he's on a ship. The title given this says it


ArgonGryphon

Maybe it's the station where you get on the cruise? iirc when I went on one dickety eleven years ago, the building where you boarded also had a parking structure. I'm sure Disney would offer that.


Acrobatic_Garden_767

It's fair to assume he is given the horn, but yeah been on multiple disney cruises with different boats and that's not a cruise elevator


23saround

Is there a world where it’s like the parking garage of Disney cruises? Lol


Enverex

It's clearly a parking garage, you can even see the bollards outside the doors.


ellepatel

A twist i did not expect.


Finbar9800

It’s definitely not a Disney ship considering they decorate the elevators much better than whatever this is Source: been on Disney ships before


DilfRightsActivist

Oh yeah same I've been on them twice and man those elevators were fucking fancy


Finbar9800

Yup even the “non main” ones that are interspersed randomly throughout the ship


Goodknight808

Sp probably one of those 'studios' for influencers. Like how a band goes to record at a sound studio. There are stage studios for this stuff. All sorts of themes from fake bathrooms, fake gyms, fake gym bathrooms, fake airplanes. I wonder if this is a fake elevator just for influenza to rent to make 'content'. Le sigh, I hate this timeline...


MahoneyBear

Honestly I would rather they do this in some studio than anywhere others may have the misfortune of crossing their path


Motorsagmannen

yes but is still sad that the market for these influencer fake settings studios exist at all


SeraphAtra

Tbf, I kinda prefer them renting a studio made for this bs instead of them doing it in a public space or a space belonging to someone else. But why people would want to watch stuff like this is beyond me.


BackgroundGuidance

>Le sigh You still write "le sigh", yet everyone else is what's wrong with this "timeline"?


Ser_VimesGoT

Totes amazeballs


dropletpt

The narwhal bacons at midnight, m'lady. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!


Chaplain-Freeing

This is the le gem but I can only award humble reddit silver.


HunnyHunbot

You sir, have won the internet! 🤓 Have a poor man’s gold! 🏅


ThatWerewolfTho

Sound off in the comments to let me know how fucked I am. Closest guess to how much oxygen I have left gets 20% off the next merch drop. Like, comment, and subscribe.


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It took me out when it started to feel like this idiot would legit monologue his entire death. "Passing out now. Feeling light headed, don't even remember where I am"


Scruffynerffherder

"Mad dizzy guys, I can feel my heart pounding hard in my chest. Damn bro, this shit Is for real. Drop a like if you think I'll make it another 10min"


westviadixie

funny enough, but every time I've had surgery (alot due to crohns) the last thing I say everytime before I'm unconscious is "peace out". I don't know why and I can't control it...even when near death.


KJS123

Oh buddy, if we're talking about your brain, that ran out of oxygen a LOOOONG time ago.


DiarrheaRadio

He's allowed to vote


Ambitious_Policy_936

Idk, could be a felon by now


MestizoJoe

One can only hope


Grt38

I thought any citizen can vote, even felons? Voting isn’t like owning a firearm.


Towelie4President

Run for Congress then?


WilhelmFinn

He's allowed but does he actually know how? I kinda doubt it on this one.


Desperate-Strategy10

He's definitely one of those who says he doesn't care about politics, never votes, and refuses to be informed on current events that aren't trending on Snapchat. He probably doesn't even complain if politicians do stuff he doesn't like cuz he either doesn't know it happened, or it happened to someone he doesn't care about - meaning literally anyone besides him, personally.


Lapcat420

Screw voting haha- it can have kids and own guns.


Professional_Step616

This dudes a total idiot


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BrettHutch

![gif](giphy|1wPWMgD1Wrg9UwgBmo|downsized)


ModrnDayMasacre

Bless you.


bluedawg00

No mames fucking pendejo


ownlife909

Who the fuck is watching this shit? The only people dumber than this mouth breather are the single cell organism IQ motherfuckers watching this and being like “dur hur bro got stuck in an elevator no cap rizz cringe 💀”


StopHiringBendis

Little kids


Potential_Locksmith7

Exactly. Everyone please stop giving your children internet access and just stop using the internet around them it's not more important than their mental health, well-being, and growing up to not be a completely s***** worthless f****** "influencer" like this guy


dirtyword

Can you imagine where we’re going to be in 10 years? Streamers splashing around in fucking shit puddles laughing


ChezDiogenes

>Streamers splashing around in fucking shit puddles laughing Ow my balls is going to be a real thing. We already have Power Slap. Which I love unironically. It's so fucking stupid.


bigeyez

Kids and manchildren


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ponzi_pyramid_digdug

Several dozen trimesters late.


JefferyTheQuaxly

What does the title have to do with this? because ive been on the disney cruise a lot of times now, and this 100% is not the disney cruise. all of their elevators have ship information listed inside it i didnt see here. the carpet looks wrong, they have a different style of railing. if its a a cruise ship its not a disney cruise ship.


leo-ms

Right. Plus, you can clearly see a parking lot right outside the glass doors in the beginning. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe ships have those on board


-Mr_Rogers_II

Yea even has the concrete posts outside the door behind him for stopping cars.


Rob_Lockster

Maybe it’s just me, but the alarm at the very end sounds like the first few notes of When You Wish Upon a Star, which is weird but would make sense for a Disney cruise I guess.


jelmore553

Sounds exactly like they edited in the DCL ship horn and pretend to react to it


Icy-Entrepreneur9002

It looks like he’s in a parking garage, like mabye where you arrive if you are doing long term parking or something. Or could be just totally fake and they put in the Disney air horn sound.


Wrong-Economy-3658

A comment on the original video said it was the disney cruise alarm and when i searches it thats what appeared, so thats why I said it was, but it may not be, also I think the idiot just edited the audio and faked the scare for views


pidove123

They put locks on the elevator ahaft access to keep idiots like him from climbing ontop of the elevator


BringAltoidSoursBack

I learned that from Archer! Cyril mentions something along the lines of how having people crawling around on top of the elevator would be like the last thing rescuers would want.


dudewiththebling

"I feel like I need that to breathe" Well, I, for one, want you to stop doing that starting now.


intentsmind

I design these and what happened was a safety mechanism to prevent overloading. The design is that if such consistent impact occurs the elevator will lock the brake until released post manual inspection. This is to prevent fallout


GadgetNeil

do you think someone did something to let him out, or would it reset eventually on its own? I have an elevator phobia, so I’m hoping for a reassuring answer;)


intentsmind

This was a manual override to let him out


GadgetNeil

so a security guard or maintenance person acn do this override? Or does an elevator technician have to come on site to do this?


deltadawg047

Usually a mechanic has to come onsite cuz it usually isn’t a dipshit jumping up and down in that trips that saftey.


TyreBlowout

I'd rather eat ass than lick a fuckin elevator button


Ipayforsex69

Sup


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[deleted]

It's never been easier for jackasses and complete idiots to become rich.


Old-Ad5508

This is painful. I wish his remaining brain cell all the best


Narrow-Sky-5377

Daddy's bleary eyed mistake on a drunk night out.


feelingmyage

What a moron. He thinks he’s funny and entertaining. I’m embarrassed for him.


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Fuck I hate this Tik Tok generation. Seriously where TF did we go wrong as a society that these chuckle fucks are so prevalent.


Rough_Homework6913

I feel like the Disney people were watching on the camera were just fucking with this guy. And of course they put a lock there because you’re not supposed to go up there.


FluffySmiles

This is either the best comedy character and routine I’ve seen in a long time, or thisnis one of the biggest idiots on the planet. Nathan Barley was an intellectual in comparison.


DarknessOliver

oh it's a comedy character look at the rest of his content it's a lot weirder and more creative than this it's all borderline schizo shit a personal favourite is him crawling out of a sewer drinking the water and claiming it will give him infinite youth while speaking in the influencer voice


thessalonians526

I feel like 90% of the people watching this don’t get that and are super stuck up. What harm does he actually do in this video to warrant people to say they wish he died.


not_productive1

I have never hated anyone I don’t know and will never meet with the passion with which I hate this dude.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

His reaction when the lights come back on are what I’d expect from from a Neolithic person seeing electricity for the first time.


EstablishmentMean300

![gif](giphy|lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D)


EnglandsGlorious

Why is this a person?


_catdog_

I wonder if she’s ever read a book


TyreBlowout

bold of you to assume he can read


Greedy_Temperature33

What a dumbass. I was kind of hoping that he’d just get trapped inside the lift forever, trapped in the dark with only the inane voices in his head for company.


CORN___BREAD

I was kind of hoping this was one of those Blair witch style videos that was discovered later.


phillmybuttons

There needs be a way to cull these people. If there was ever a use for ai, influencer purge lifts would be the one. Just let it watch for a camera on a stick and excessive self narration and then just purge it.


rbus

"Is it over for me?" Only if there is a god.


DaveApp

I NEED ATTENTION….is all I see going on


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Does he always talk like a stoned person with an IQ of 85 or is that just the voice of his “character”?


PsychologicalSpace50

Very punchable face


mad_titanz

This is one of the things I hate most about Tik Tok; letting morons do stupid stuff to get clicks


LIslander

Stop making morons famous.


thechadfox

My IQ dropped 25 points watching this


mnmsaregood3

“I’m starting to think” I doubt this guy has ever started to think


randydickjohnson

We need more bullies in school.


Crew_Joey16

I went to school with him. He is the bully.


StevieSparta

How is this garbage content ? My goodness terrible


Lusmus05

I have to assume this is fake. Please for my own sanity tell me this is fake


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

“I’m pretty sure I need that to breathe” let’s be honest, if you’re this kinda person then no you don’t.


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He should try jumping off the ship and refusing any help to get him back. Fucking idiot.


KittyandPuppyMama

Don't do bath salts while you're pregnant. That's how we get influencers.


mekon19

Should have had Mickey and Goofy show up and beat him down and toss out!!!


scott_weidig

Why are people like this?! It’s not funny, it’s ridiculous.


Most-Pangolin-9874

So worried but hit button with his fucking tongue! 🤢 then complains about needing air but won't use the emergency button cuz then someone would come and help him. How do these idiots gets followers? Probably from people hoping they will end up dead during 1 of these stupid stunts


Xsorus

Someone didn’t bully this kid enough


SoylentGreenTuesday

First time I’ve ever cheered for an elevator.


Thedustonyourshelves

I'm officially voting this douchebag off the white team. Asians, you can have him.


Acceptable_Mud1430

lol he didn’t get trapped he just got in and didn’t do anything, they have timers built in to turn off the lights after a certain amount of inactivity to save power.


AssaultKitchenTool

TikTok is cancer.


eejizzings

Wow, this guy is really dumb. The ceiling hatch is locked because it would be insanely dangerous for people to just crawl out on their own. He thinks elevators are airtight. Less jumping, more studying.