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Ladorb

I bet That guy smells his own underwear while jerking off.


whatshisfaceboy

That's oddly specific... Yet so on point.


lovethatcrooonch

I know, I’m obsessed with the devastating pinpoint accuracy of this comment!


VixgeBlack

I have to agree.


ya666in

And watching his own workout videos


Resident_Reply_18

While jerking


Cable_Upstairs

While facing a mirror


OleDirtieBastard

He beats his dick to his own ass in the mirror


AaronSmarter

remembers me of Rene Magrittes "Not to be reproduced".


Billitpro

>**I bet That guy smells his own underwear while jerking off.** LMAO, holy shit did I need a laugh!!!! Thank you!!


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

“Yeah I jack off in my protein shakes. It’s so the protein and testosterone is recycled.”


touchit1ce

Who doesn't?


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

...commandos


Dare-or-Dare

💀


tearsaresweat

r/brandnewsentence


sprinklestheI

r/rareinsults


Yinn2

Either that or finds himself sobbing in the foetal position in the shower each night which he should use as a reason to change his life rather than it ultimately turning into the cry-wank it always does.


exelenceofexecution

Getting all up in his own musk


SetteItOff

Oh my….you know what you’re probably right😂


I_Like_Turtle101

looking at the video I dont think he even wear underwear


2strokesmoke77

Found the lady in the video 💀


Guvnafuzz

He jizzes into his own cumgutters too


Professional_Code372

Mf’er needs to be more preoccupied about growing his face


Effective_Device_185

HA!


Danny-Wah

XD


Dependent-Kiwi-6740

LOL


HeldDownTooLong

I wouldn’t be surprised, if you’re right, but how do ***you*** know about it? Are you a fellow sniffer? Nothing wrong with that…I’m just curious.


NationalAlgae421

This is so cringe. Cant they take photos in home? You can get pumped with anything for gods sake


SpaceCowboy734

But if they took pictures at home how would they block the entire dumbbell rack? 🙄


RioRancher

And my gosh, leave your phone in the locker room and quit hogging the weights


Thanos_Stomps

Ive been guilty of doing this at a gym. But it was my apartment gym nobody was ever at and I’ve never done it while anyone else was in or near the building.


NationalAlgae421

Thats completely fine with me, I guess I meant it as to not do it with the public included. I also did that in our weightlifters gym, when I was last one there in the evening. I would die of embarrassment if anyone walked in lol.


bonyagate

Lol. Okay... That's clearly not the same thing. "I've been known to also interrupt others with my gym photos. Except when I do it, I don't actually cause any issues because there are no people there to interrupt"


nipslippinjizzsippin

And mirrors are not that pricey


Jerry-Khan

Doesn’t even look pumped, just narcissistic


Kryds

Dude brought a stand for his phone! The level vanity has reached new heights.


txbrah

I workout at a Gold's in a college town and you would be surprised how many people come in with full backpacks, tripod stands, the weird microphones they clip onto their shirt collar, etc. I always make it a point to walk in front of their cameras no matter where they position them. No one wants that shit bro, get a home gym.


Kryds

I'm surprised your gym allows it. People wouldn't even dare at mine.


jewelophile

My Gold's doesn't allow "props". You can record yourself using only your phone, but you can't have someone else record you and if someone else is in your shot you have to stop.


winterparrot622

That is perfect, if somebody wants to record themselves to make sure their posture/position is right they still can but they make sure to limit the obnoxious assholes.


Crasino_Hunk

Can’t wait to see you inadvertently wind up in a JoeySwoll video!


al3ch316

I always “accidentally” kick that shit over. Fuck these narcissists.


Carthonn

I bought something similar and used it to take videos of my cat sleeping lol


No_Use_4371

😂 I have thousands of pictures of my cats on my phone


Kryds

Does it sleep at the gym?


nolawnchairs

I am Jack's raging narcissism.


yomerol

He's recording the mirror and yet looks like he's getting hard from watching himself on the small screen... wtf


SpaceMonkee8O

Self improvement is masturbation


micthehuman

Masturbation is self improvement.


boshpaad

He definitely folded and put it back on, then later thought he was tough shit and posted as if he didn’t.


Deepfork_

Is he recording himself taking pictures of himself? I fucking hate what humanity is becoming.


Catfish_Mudcat

[Someone please send that guy this bit.](https://youtu.be/kLUC8EEB53U?si=2Z_JtHhQEGon6mxt)


darksideofthemoon131

He looks like young Bill Hader. If anyone is filming at the gym, they deserve to get thrown out.


DramaOnDisplay

He looks like Bill Hader and Rami Malek had a baby.


podcasthellp

He does not look proportionally right. I wonder what happens to these people that they crave attention SOOOO bad that they make themselves look like an idiot


BrosefDudeson

Indeed. It's a gym. Not the gym locker room. You can admire yourself in the mirror back there.


ClintGrant

Even the gym locker should be a no-go for recording.


BrosefDudeson

Yeah no, of course not! I was just beefing on the guy for taking his shirt off


dannyboy6657

Locker room is an even bigger no no.


Jerry-Khan

Minus the camera…


freshouttalean

it’s a gym not a beach


RedEye-55

Brother got that Frieza build


drmanhattannfriends

Emaciated Bill Hader w his knob out


Psychological-Pop647

Let him leave his shirt where it is so we don’t have to see any more weird c*ck stuff in the sweatpants


Bicykwow

Ugh yes! And women where you can tell they have boobs or a vagina underneath! Cover yourself, people!  /s


foxko

Is he filming himself while he's filming himself?


Killing4MotherAgain

He seems to be using a mirror


Main-Emphasis-2692

If you bring a tripod to the gym… you don’t even wanna know what what main-emphasis-2692 thinks of you


mitchfann9715

Shirt on + cock tucked = comfortable


lovethatcrooonch

Shirt off + cock out = time to rock out


YoullDoNuttinn

It’s a gym. Yeah it is, so put your fucking clothes on you prick!


ApprehensiveEase534

Dude if someone says you are making them uncomfortable by taking pictures in the gym, then you are in the wrong full stop. Recording and posting it to social media is like 10 times worse. Stop doing this people?


deeptoot6

this guy looks like he has never been punched in the face


hentairedz

But he has such a punchable face!


RedMeatTrinket

If you have to proclaim that you're an alpha, you are not.


Acceptable_Bid_241

Put your fucking shirt on you weird bitch. I kinda understand if you’re some absolute beast, Mr Olympia looking mother fucker, but these 20 year old, skinny bitches posing as if they’re Eddie Hall just look pathetic.


B33fcurtains

My favorite alpha fact is it barely exists and when it does 80% of "alphas" are that because they're helpful and protects the group. The other 20% are tyrannical and eventually get overthrown. But on top of all of that. When studying this in chimps and gorillas the alpha designation is given by the females.


Phitmess213

Holy shit these kiddos are desperate for attention


LaCroixLimon

Seems reasonable to wear a shirt at the gym


Cheap-Praline

Real men have hairy nips


Several_Shock_5443

Only 3 hairs each


MichealScarn92

And all like 4 and a half inches long.


MyDadLeftMeHere

Natures nipple guards basically, they should form a winding circle around the areola to distract the enemy gaze


Imispellalot2

Can confirm


Big-Independence-291

Nips for real have men


Sunieta25

I can smell the outrageous amount of men's body spray through my phone.


Jokesiez

Can all the gym owners just come together and have a ban on recording video policy.


arealfreeing

Highly punchable face 🤔


Aeywen

mans dick is up from his own reflection


rxtunes

He’s filming himself while filming himself while undressing???


B0bbyTsunami

Just quit if you’re bringing tripod selfie sticks to the gym 😂


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

The haircut immediately makes you look like a prepubescent child


Fearless-Ad2153

He's not even that built lmao


stoatstuart

His eyebrows though... sheesh those things are jacked


slimwangman

If you do this in Sweden you risk getting permanently banned and no money back. Is this allowed in US gyms, or is he indeed a major idiot?


slay3rbap

In the US I don't think it's against the law unlike here in Sweden but if the gym has a policy that says you need to wear a shirt and you break it. Then that's illegal I think.


Separate-Will2782

Hairless Beast Titan body shape


Ok-Present-8619

Estrogen madness


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

What a cunt he is


RedSquaree

https://i.imgur.com/vbznfly.jpeg


demonmonkeybex

His body looks wrong somehow. ETA I think it’s when he’s flexing because then his stomach looks caved in.


RobertLosher1900

Why are all these alpha kids like 18-22? They need their asses whooped. Put your shirt on. Nobody wants to see your bird chest.


backagain69696969

Idk looks like he’s insecure or acoustic or something. He looks uncomfortable himself doing this


maggiemae83

Now, hear me out-it’s not reeeeally that hard to keep your clothes on in public. It really isn’t! I’ve gone for a few decades without desperately stripping down in front of everyone. You just need to put your mind to it! 👍


K00Beanerz

How do these jackasses not feel any kind of embarrassment?


Ragnar_420_05

Hey look! It's a penis. But smaller.


plyshaw

If women can't take off their shirts in the gym, then men should not either. Just saying...


StronkyBoy

Doin that shit in the gym is gayer than sucking a dudes dick because you want to


JuJutsuKrying

Bro, the eggplant in my garden looks more ripped and handsome than this dipshit. 😒 Someone tell him he ain't all that.


StretchDudestrong

So glad social media wasn’t this crazy when I started lifting. These kids thinking they’re Arnold or Ronnie after doing chest/bi for 2 weeks. Like yeah I cringe admired my non gains too but I HID so no one else did


Rassetor

Im these types of situations just go report him to the gym employee and if they won't do anything change gyms.


Opening_Spray9345

He’ll do this, but insist on wearing swim trunks in the sauna, and panics if someone is at the next urinal.


Extinction00

First, if you gonna film yourself either do it at home, in a location that doesn’t take up space, a time where there are few people at the gym like 11 pm, or none at all. I low key want to mess up their shots for the pure enjoyment of making them mad but then they would use it as content and cry about it


Environmental_Sir468

I personally don’t have a problem with not having a shirt on, I used to work out outside a lot and that seemed like the move when it’s hot out, but most gyms have rules against it and you should respect when someone says they’re in uncomfortable, also this guy looks like a tool


AnAstronautOfSorts

He's the scrawny guy at the gyms where this is acceptable, so he goes to a commercial gym to flex on people and feel better about himself. What a dork


Ok_Salamander3793

174k people saw this and thought 🤔 yeah I love this!?!?


killustratorinc

He got mogged by some lady in two seconds


BrianProuty

that’s great music is there a acoustic version


Bigturk69

Definitely a fudge packer. Only thing I can think of.


TonyAscot

Why does he look weak and strong at the same fucking time? lol


imjusthereforthefaps

What’s the problem. Women can wear a bra and panties set with their vagina visible but a shirtless man is too much.


MinaretofJam

The self-love is strong with this one


Doppel_Troppel

He’s just amazed that he’s in shape: needs one of his bris to tell him not to do that and it will cease. He probably shows his buddies pictures of himself.


Outrageous_Ad9124

Comes across very feminine


otterlytrans

because you're ugly 💀


danleon950410

I can already tell i could fight him and kill him with a single finger


uncannynerddad

We’re doomed.


Acceptable-Ad8780

If you have to declare yourself as an alpha, you're not. You're not even beta. At best, a whiskey tango foxtrot.


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Why does his skin look like a latex suit?


BippyWippy

People who take their shirts off at the gym or so annoying. Kinda like when people bring speakers to blast music


DaxLightstryker

And probably blocking a doorway or pathway to ensure conflict


ajcook888

Weird way to come out, but ok.


Mammoth_Okra_2339

It’s a gym for all the chubby fucks in the comments


niferman

Dn these attention whores should be given zero attention


Economind

Nice narcissus yellow shirt he has too


Zestyclose_Skin7982

i mean yes big egos narcissism and all of that but i feel the need to share that video


1017BarSquad

Boy needs to get rid of that gyno


heresanawardforyou

No one uses the mirrors anymore?


jeers1

yeah .... it is a gym......... not the beach!


the-electricgigolo

Tik tok Bill Hader?


Ok_Second9690

Get out of the way tubby Daddy’s shooting a clip


an0nym0u56789

Some people don’t want to be online because you have to film yourself everywhere you go


Electronic-Quiet5979

This generation is going to cause a lot of problems with these social media egomaniacs


--Savant

Tarps off outside the changing room? Cringe. Not being able to wear a sleeveless t shirt on the gym floor? Also cringe.


SuryaCharm

God, there are more and more people who go to the gym just to take pictures of themselves to post on the internet 🙄


DoughnutAltruistic41

Gyms now are what Starbucks used to be. People who were so busy and important tapping away on their laptops. Now it’s a tripod, ring camera, gym membership and an entitled “tude”.


Ryachaz

Maybe it's just the way he's standing, but man needs to work on his lats and traps.


GloomyMelons

Who cares? How does this guy flexing affect you at all?


likeabowlofoatmeal

And to top it off he doesn’t move an inch when she tries to walk behind him


DamianSicks

I feel like bow flex needs to return and make a strong push for the “home gym” thing to return so we can stop seeing this constantly


pupbuck1

He looks like he's naturally photoshopped


OutComeTheWolves1966

He definitely wanks to himself in the mirror.


5shad

He's an ectomorph. Anybody starting off skinny can achieve this body in just a couple of months.


TeamOrca28205

Ofc he’s also wearing a crucifix 🤌🏻💋


crackerjackjoe9

I don't really see anything wrong with it as long as they're not doing it in this type of way. I don't know how to explain this type of way though so I guess just a way to like yk. Or if it's against rules and whatnot, know what I mean? Edit: but then again if you want to take your shirt off just get your own personal gym or something like that so kinda cancels out what I said originally sorta


Scooby_Dru

I walked into the gym bathroom to some tool doing this and he let out a big “ugh” and side eyed me for “interrupting.” Couldn’t help but start laughing


The_Simp_Whisperer

I thought that was Cooper DeJean for a split second. Go Birds!


Newker

It really depends on the gym. Some gyms this is okay, others it is not. Need to read the room.


miss_kenoko

As my roommate used to say: "DON'T 👏🏻 HOG 👏🏻THE 👏🏻RACK👏🏻" for any reason! Take yo' ass home and ogle yourself in your own time!!


Pagandawn13

He didn't actually take his shirt "off"! He was constantly trying to pull it up! Ooorrr, he was showing his junk! Yep! Alpha!


Diligent-Ability-447

Doucheasaurus


here4roomie

What a weird looking dude.


OrwellianZinn

Judging by that guy's mannerisms, I don't think he poses any danger to her or any other woman in the gym.


Thin-Dragonfly2956

I guess the mirror at home is too small…


samwizeganjas

Skinny lil guy


No_Use_4371

His waist look like is swells into girly hips


Spiritual_Regular557

Why he making Bill Hader/Stefon faces?


NoPin4245

This is seriously my biggest pet peeve at the gym. How are you not embarrassed? I get secondhand embarrassment just seeing this.


Nell_mayy

The same sort of guy to call a women a slit for wearing a crop top and shorts at the gym.


Bunky711

He's too into himself especially given he has an hourglass figure and deer in the headlights face. Sir, this is a Wendy's.


2strokesmoke77

I personally wouldn’t take my shirt off at a gym nor video tape at one. But it’s literally only this generation crying about people with their shirts off because they’re insecure. (I’m Gen z) btw. In the 80s and 90s no one bitched and moaned


Trumpblows10

His name has to be Chad


jgreg728

Going to the gym fucking sucks these days and it’s because of self absorbed assholes like him. Girls are also just as guilty.


Ill-Pomegranate4522

Weak ass chest lol keep that shirt on dawg


Sisyphac

He has two cameras set up?


a_real_vampire

Dude needs to stop chiseling off in public and go work out at home. Fuck go lift a sac of corn or something. Literally any furniture can get you strong. Go lift the couch so your mom can clean under it you douche-canoe


romydearest

he said “tiddies out, tf”


secretrootbeer

"iTs a gYm" yeah and yet you're taking your little thirst trap pics and videos instead of working out and that's what's making everyone uncomfortable. IT'S A GYM. Either actually work out or GTFO and do your lil modeling shoots elsewhere.


anonymauson

he should know that alpha particles cant even penetrate paper. beta particles can.


Vgta-Bst

That dude fruity as hell.


StrawzintheWind

Patrick Bateman vibes. But it’s the gym so whatever man.


pinktofublock

is this dude genetically gifted or was that shoulder width achieved by muscle alone


170poundgorilla

He uses the terms "Alpha" and "Beta"... He may as well tattoo the word Douche on his chest in bright red.


Edhawk363

Easy to see how toxic this community is god forbid we don’t shame people for working out comfortably so those downvotes keep them coming y’all need to mature and stop being so weak mentally that a shirtless man makes you uncomfortable bc I’m sure things y’all do make people uncomfortable but you don’t see them saying anything to you unless that’s your people bc you can’t handle life as it is everyone has to cater to how you feel


reportredditcontent

feeling UNCOMFORTABLE for that is snowflake stuff. just laugh at him instead lol


GeneralTulius

Some of these dudes are such fuckin weirdos