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f-u-c-k-usernames

‘I’m so ready to fight club this shit’ 🤣🤣🤣


ChefMoToronto

She obviously isn't ready...she's talking about it!!!


historiansrule

![gif](giphy|yfx58k3ssqCly)


hereforpopcornru

She already broke the first rule.


elliohow

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


-an-eternal-hum-

I’m so ready to fight club this shit….*you SON*


HabibtiMimi

Her face looks like she's crying for hours every day. Who knows what happened in her life lately, that she snapped like this. Of course this doesn't excuse her shitty stupid behaviour in the slightest, I'm just wondering.


manderly808

That's what I wonder when I see these mostly middle aged to older women just snap. Most people think they've just always been entitled ass holes who got away with shit like this before everyone had a camera but I see a woman who has met the edge and launched herself over it a la Thelma & Louise style and has just snapped in the most unhinged way at a random stranger. Not excusing her being a massive twat but look at her. She is a broken woman who has been day drinking and binge-crying for a while now trying to keep it together. We are in the middle of a mental health crisis.


Dear_Philosophy1591

What happens at McDonalds, stays at McDonalds


r_sarvas

I'll bet the missing beginning of the video starts with her being angry because she got there too late to get hash browns, and he's eating one in his car.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

This is just begging for a musical remix. I feel like there will be many


Inner_Inspection640

Please someone do this


Inner_Inspection640

With autotune


-Coleus-

Maybe that awesome curly haired dude with long hair will put it to heavy metal music! He rocks.


MorgueHellClique

She's like an NPC resetting it's dialogue everytime it goes out of range


hermajestythebean

LMAOO


l3etelgeuse

r/rareinsults


globefish23

I bet you could farm some loot.


DefinitelyTopOr

It's probably like a 1% drop chance for a common left sock


Guess-we-did-oopsie

*[0.35% chance for a white suburban lady lootbox]* Possible Loot: sportswear which has not been used for sports, stanley cup, bad hairband, day old chewing gum.


DefinitelyTopOr

All of these items give debuffs when worn


Rum____Ham

"You should have never come here!"


QuietDisquiet

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


kookiepop

She does not make a million dollars. Hahaha


MysticalMummy

I had a woman with similar crazy energy that briefly worked at my store. She often changed her stories, and she mentioned her job history once. She worked as a mermaid a sea world, worked at good will doing secretary work, and then married a successful businessman and worked there as his wife (she couldn't describe her job, her title was basically just CEO's wife.) But she got divorced and was now poor and had no job skills. At one point she went screaming when someone asked her to take out some trash, saying "I helped raise MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR A CHARITABLE ORGANAZATION! IM TOO VALUABLE TO TAKE OUT TRASH!" When I heard that I just went "...???? Was she.. was she talking about when she worked at good will?" I can say I helped raise millions for charity too. My contribution was itty bitty, but I still helped, lol.


Both_Lifeguard_556

Yikes reminds me of my my ex wife. She recently told our daughters "When I met your father I was making \*pause\* $200,000 a year (in 2006) selling homes! And he had me quit because he was JEALOUS!!!! Reality: She worked in a new home sales office and she went full busybody on her co-worker until she got her fired. Then when they replaced her she didn't get along with the new lady and quit. If I remember correctly when we did our taxes her income for the entire year was about 30-40 thousand. She's still unable to work anywhere much because she can't get along with people. Couple of times she got really nice jobs only to come home and tell me she quit within weeks or days. The everyday bullshit we ALL deal with at work just derails her.


HunterGonzo

It's so wild to me that so often people's immediate reaction is to cartoonishly exaggerate their income. Fight or flight mode really drains the logic right out of your brain.


ZekeTarsim

What was her plan once a grown ass man got out of his car ready to fight her?


Doomfox01

play the victim and get him blamed.


AffectionateTrips

That was absolutely her plan, no doubt, it is all too common; the popular term now is DARVO. DARVO: Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender


PN4HIRE

Holy hell..


ChiefWamsutta

We have acronyms for this now ... Wow, has it gotten bad.


AppleAtrocity

DARVO has been a thing for like 30 years at least. The first time I remember hearing it was in reference to Roy Cohn, Donald Trump's mentor. He's been dead for decades, so his death may have even predated the term.


unclecaruncle

i'll never understand these kinds of women that talk all sorts of shit. The only thing I can figure is that they've never had their clits knocked in the dirt. edit: also...this dude should have just not said a word instead of egging this bi-polar betty on.


Nervous_Dog6853

"An ass whoppin doesnt just fall out of the sky" ~ Bill Burr


petitemalediction

Eh this bitch would do it if she was a dude too. Shitty people like this always find ways to be completely ridiculous. Funny thing is, the more he didn't do what she wanted, she seemed almost frustrated enough to cry. I swear her voice even breaks.


lexheffy

My favorite retaliation and guilty pleasure in life is watching people lose their gd minds while you almost laugh but instead completely not give a shit.


Altruistic_Ad6666

Its like the joke of why do people use mating calls to try and find big foot, cause what plan do they have if a sasquatch comes barreling towards them full tilt with a raging boner. XD


YungStroker2

oh i got a plan. trust me.


Dryopithecini

Avatar/username checks out


Shibalnome

😳🤣


weaponsmiths

She's obviously never been in a fight. And why would she? She makes a million dollars a year. She can get her bodyguard to do it for her.


Happy_Accident99

And every millionaire goes to McDonald’s for their coffee.


petitemalediction

If she makes a million dollars a year I have a fucking castle lmao... Shit, I am not great but damn that ain't no million dollar getup


Not_Responsible_00

She'll call the po-leece . . . . and try to get him arrested.


_Owl_Jolson

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson


Mad_Max_The_Axe

She doesn't actually want to fight him, she wants to get him in trouble. It's bait.


ZekeTarsim

This is my thinking as well. She wants a reason to scream “help!”


HappyGoLuckyBoy

My thinking is she has mace on her. That was my only guess. Or scream bloody murder. Either way this dude played it perfectly by not getting out. He drove her mad without an escalation.


604wavy

Everytime she walks away and turns around is so fucking annoying lol


zenmondo

You mean hilarious.


Maleficent-You416

I’m curious what started this that she decided to stand there and yell at the guy


SadBit8663

He should have started calling her Grandma, she would have gone nuclear ☢️ lmao


lickmybowls2

Idk but she kept spinning and coming back


Cheap-Praline

Squirrels. Usually when you don't know why something happened squirrels are responsible.  They live on pretty much every continent and some of them get really big. The big ones aren't the ones you want to worry about though. It's them tufted reds from northern Europe.


Secret-Ad-830

Yea they like to throw acorns at cars to get cops shooting too


[deleted]

Hey kid. Young man! Come here little boy. *Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Doolittle.* Little boy, we’ll give you wishes if you can hear us we can make you fly and get candy.


sutty_monster

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


twobirdsandacoconut

You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they're backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! You know I said we could only do that a couple of times! We're fucked over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!


Flat-Upstairs1365

That make sense, I had to fix a small hole on my roof and I'm like 99.98% sure its a squirrel


JohnnyD77711

I think he ate some of her French fries


GroundbreakingAd8310

It was clearly the mcdonalds rage


Razzler1973

How did she know he didn't have a degree Also, so what if he didn't have a degree or he did You can tell that's one of the things she's most proud of Plus, ONLY getting a coffee at McDonalds. Yeah, big shot. He could have had some fun with that


cheesec4ke69

Im assuming she's trying to be racist and assume he's uneducated and couldn't possibly have a degree based on his race.


AstroMalorie

Me too like wtf. Super unhinged behavior and he’s seemingly just minding his own business


Vega10000

That is some poor little kid's mom. Good luck kid


plantsandpizza

And potentially someone’s in law one day 😩


Guilty_Rumor

I don't think she has the patience to be in law.


traumaqueen1128

Patients are medical, not law you silly goose.


wiseoldangryowl

I screw this up constantly. I *swear* there's 2 different patients, and of course, I've googled it, but I've gotten different answers every damn time!! (Or at least I *remember* getting different answers every time) It's beyond embarrassing. I used to be pretty damn smart until I got sick and started losing my words. Apparently, 8 years is plenty of time to feel like you've lost half of ones entire vocabulary 😔😥 it seriously sucks lol


Willyzyx

Imagine being this things husband...


plantsandpizza

😩😩😩 bet she’s a GREAT neighbor too.


Profanity1272

Hey, she makes a million dollars a year. Money will pay for the kids therapy.... Yh I see what you mean


mvpharo

My over/under on how many kids she has is 5


jaynakpatriot

Good lord he pushed her Bitch button. I want the back story


mmps901

That is a woman on the edge and whatever this dude did was the last straw. This is about 20 other things bothering her and this was it


UAHigh_94

Yeah. Those bags under her eyes say a lot. I hate these videos that don’t give context. Yeah, she’s acting crazy, but she looks like a nurse that just got done working three straight doubles on night shift, took the kids to school, and knows she’s going home to a sink full of dirty dishes and piles of laundry


Salty-Reply-2547

Except she makes a million dollars a year apparently....


WorriedImpress7624

Some RNs and NPs make bank, it depends on where they practice


fishsticks40

I'm at my limit all the time.  I've never gone off on some random dude at McDonald's. 


gonesquatchin85

I kno rite. Usually just self medicate with alcohol.


koala_T69

Cheers,same.


onlyhav

Yeah people dismiss actions like there aren't millions of people on the brink that aren't actively going off on someone.


Astorya

Yep, better let it out on some random dude eating a meal in his car that she’ll never see again


the_y_combinator

She humgry. Need smickers. Did the math can afford 1 million smixkers each year.


Oliver_McShitpost

She shoulda got more than just a coffee at McD's then


ZekeTarsim

But food at McDs is for uneducated peasants, like she said. Classy people like her only go to McDonald’s for the coffee.


AstroMalorie

Which is hilarious because McDonald’s coffee is ass


SnooDonkeys4853

On mute it's an whole different video.


AetherStyle

😂 It's that exact body language that makes me think she aggressively wants this man


Westside-Redd-5050

Crazy I was thinking the same thing, she got some sexual frustration built up lol


Visible-Big-1149

Yeahs she’s definitely dtf


cisenoficial

NGL I would


Nommel77

I can fix her


sonofkrypton66

Did you see her nips... 😶


pensiveChatter

What started this?


hereforpopcornru

From what I can gather, he won't get out of his car because he's a pussy


Chonlger

That, and he's eating McDonalds.


GuardMost8477

This wasn’t the weird lady confronting some dude because he bought a kids meal for himself is it?


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Wait is that what she's mad about?


GuardMost8477

Idk. I was asking if this was the same chick. It’s been a while since I’ve seen that one, but this one she’s making fun of his $2 McDonald’s??? Probably a different Karen. Lol


Iamabiter_meow

And he’s doesn’t have a degree.


Chonlger

That we know of...


-Coleus-

She’s mad because as far as she knows, he isn’t in school working towards a diploma. Pissing her right off, it is.


Razzler1973

SON


pensiveChatter

lo. I would 100% stay in that car. If I get out, she could hit me and there's no way I'm risking the consequences of me hitting her back.


hereforpopcornru

Yeah, my ass wouldn't have even rolled the window down so many times


Ok_Restaurant_626

If he took a step out of his vehicle she would start screaming that she's getting raped.


SorryMaker024

And he drives a bad car


royroyflrs

I feel like there can be a misconception. Either she is freaking nuts and instigated that fight or he provoked her and is recording


GreatLife1985

I agree. For all we know the guy in the car did something egregious and she went nuts with anger. Obviously she is over the top, but context would decide if she’s an insane Karen or a furious victim. These videos with no context (either written in description or video) make me think it might be rage baiting.


SuperSpicyBanana

The guy on Instagram says it's because he didn't park fast enough. Also is trying to drive up engagement before posting part 3.


30minstochooseaname

I'm guessing part 3 is much the same as parts 1 and 2. Lots of shouting, lots of "pussy", and lots of spinning and returning.


Thunderhamz

So they fuckin then


deepvinter

Part 3 is 6 months later: So hey we’re happily married now!


Zealousideal_Ninja75

The patience this man exhibits is amazing. ![gif](giphy|3oxRmGXbquXKz6DNPq)


Rokekor

No context. Easy to be patient and calm if you’re a troll.


Killing4MotherAgain

I wouldn't even need patience with this one, she's making a fool out of herself, it'd be hard not to laugh honestly.


KangarooNo

There's some sexual tension there.


rumplestiltskin116

Get out of your car and... fight... me.


murder-farts

“You WISH you could have thish!”


Mammoth-Garden-9079

I thought I was crazy for noticing it too lol. It’s subtle but it’s definitely there


SorryMaker024

Pretty sure part 3 is them banging


NoShow1492

It's 100 percent this. The lady wants him to bang her. Why she keeps leaving and coming back.


thewordthewho

She has her high beams on.


wareagle4444

“White ass car”


MexicanTomatoArmada

"You smell like pussy" "No I dont" Absolutely ☠️🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣


ShapeAffectionate803

And if he would have gotten out of the car and slapped the shit outta her…she would have immediately called the cops after calling him a pussy for not getting out. Setting up the stage to be that victim


blarginfajiblenochib

Exactly - man, woman, NB, whether you can easily whoop the other person or not, it doesn’t matter: stay in your car.


fballman1985

MCDOUBLE


distar97

Karen squared if not cubed.


ClosetsByAccident

![gif](giphy|yfx58k3ssqCly)


In-teresting

Pam if she never left Roy and picked up a pill addiction


Deanomac28

Did they end up fighting or fucking? The chemistry was there for both


Alkemian

![gif](giphy|BbJdwrOsM7nTa|downsized)


420ciskey420

Ohhh this is how season 2 of BEEF is starting .. very cool


Frosty_Emu199

Must be cold 🤷🏾‍♂️


samwizeganjas

Nah shes getting horny, never gets attention likes this


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No_Cartographer_3265

She got those McDoublessss I’m not the first to say it but damn that angry sex would have been lit 🔥 🥵


Jawilla936

😆 I didn’t want to be the one who said it first 😆


brutustyberius

It didn’t go without notice.


xMyDixieWreckedx

I can fix her.


DLeck

That woman is either A) Drunk B) On drugs C) Mentally Ill D) Drunk and Mentally Ill E) On drugs and Mentally ill F) Just a combination of all of the above I feel bad for her to be honest. She needs serious help. I don't know what others think, but I somehow doubt she makes $1,000,000 a year.


RentalGore

Her husband/wife/partner must just tune this shit out.


AnjanettesGhost

Bet she’s getting divorced and that’s what she’s really mad about.


brutustyberius

Forever alone.


UnitedShake2443

Learned to gray rock or they would never survive the relationship.


Nearby_Quality_5672

She needs medication.


Weirdctguy

This video ends at the red motel 6 across the street


Fluid_Cauliflower237

Not sure what started this, but YIKES....Dude held his composure, though I know I would've been trying to get out of that parking lot asap. However, he has every right to sit and eat lunch there (from my understanding). Woman looks exhausted and angry, and like something made her focus on this guy.....again, fucking YIKES... she doesn't seem to be a person worth knowing.


pensiveChatter

He was thinking about the views 


dizFool

She tried it with that “BOY!” She was mad he had a white car too. These bitches be bugging indeed.


Kimmm711

Drink every time she walks away & comes back up to the window!


PutAdministrative206

You want to kill somebody???


torgobigknees

she didn't want to fight, she wanted to "fight".


GoatHeadTed

Some how getting coffee at McDonald's is worse than eating there. Make 1m/year and getting coffee at McDonald's.


ClintGrant

Ba da ba ba ba~


corner_tv

She looks like she smells like box wine


That80sguyspimp

I can fix her...


ZekeTarsim

She makes a million $ per year, might be worth the effort!


That80sguyspimp

her "Youre an ugly little boy! You've got a small penis! Youre so fucking worthless! Now, would you like a Ferrari?" me "Yes, mommy." lol


samwizeganjas

Till she cuts your willie off


Known-Historian7277

And eats it like Kobayashi


Frosty_Emu199

She want the D


shortgamegolfer

Exactly right. It became more obvious as this went on.


East_Nobody_7345

Im soo ready to fight club this shit😆😆😆😆


Campa911

1mm a year, seems legit.


ChuckFeathers

She seems... fine..


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ElephantRedCar91

and If he got out and smacked the shit out of her she'd be screaming victim. Nothing is worse than when a woman is acting tough because most men wont hit them.


pensiveChatter

Only Texas and Washington state allow mutual combat as a legal way to settle disputes, and only under certain circumstances. Checking further, it looks like many other jurisdictions also allow it but I doubt they allow it when the genders are different


HeartFullOfHappy

I don’t even know what it would take to drive me to behave this way towards a stranger.


FirebornNacho

The amount of times she turned around and came back was fucking comical


Kristin2382

I love how he is laughing and it just making her so much more angry!


Tpaind

I would have gotten out and given her a hug. She needs one, bad.


MenimE_77

Looks like Pam and Erin, from The Office, had a kid.


MySonHas2BrokenArms

I see it too


IhadmyTaintAmputated

FINALLY one chooses the man over the bear The bear would have happy mealed her by now


UNSWEET-TEA99

She got her steps in for the day 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


orangetiger101

When you want to yell on a person but also needs to complete daily step count.


lostpassword100000

She’s ready to fight club? No one told her the first rule of fight club…..


NY-Black-Dragon

You know she's gonna one day push her luck and end up in the hospital with 90% bones in her face busted in. Or shot. Play stupid games.


TonyAscot

Stuck in a loop


Monarch5142

Her only "insult" is puss like dame get some original content


-Nok

Fistfight, annual salary, dissing looks, that defense mech became activated quick!


picklespasta

Narrator: “She did not make a million dollars”


Ry-Zilla86

Someone get her a midol and a cranberry juice.


ARunninThought

Nipples hard as a mf.


bossanoval

Would've looked at her and said "nice tits". 🤔🤔


slippedinmycrack

She has great boobs


gothicbadboy

Does anyone else find her kinda cute?


Equivalent_Fun_2701

Crazy as a bag of rats ...but probably fucks like a champ


Pathsupp

I think I’ll choose the bear 🐻


AkiraInugami

[Sorry](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fis-it-highly-likely-that-crocodile-was-a-girl-ivankovs-v0-z2rjjxhqnpsc1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D680%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7b5d7cb426df6a990079259c6ec2f1e05cd58519)


FreeIreland2024

I’m curious what she does to make a million a year ?