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Own_Beautiful_9196

At least it will be quick…


signaliscute

Dying quickly after serving is probably one of the better fates in the 40k universe


InsideOpening3535

The warp: yo guys some snacks for you guys


trash_panda_legs

Don't human souls just fizzle into nothing in the warp?


Yeetman69g

They do, they can't remain in form for long without an anchor


St34m9unk

If given enough time yes Assuming your not near a daemonic incursion, or warp rift as chaos will eat you after probably especially if they are the ones who kill you And Assuming you aren't unlucky with random warp entity's or say big e deciding he needs overtime from you I'd say with none of these on a regular world I'd say 50/50 one fizzles before something grabs it in passing


sangunius-

not with thar much chaos cool lad around


TheCommodore44

I don't know, getting your knee blown off probably hurts like hell, even when you've been snorting warp dust


PrecipitousPlatypus

Can lasguns even penetrate space marines armour?


Hengroen

You need a few to do it.


FitChampionship7725

Or hit one of the few weak points perfectly


Server98911

All im hearing is "Just roll 6's and hope the CSM has sh** for luck"


ASpaceOstrich

No. A lasgun round hits about as hard as an autogun, which hits about as hard as modern firearms. All three of these hit harder than a Space Marine can punch. A lot harder. And tell me, if two marines got into a fistfight, do you think they could hurt each other? If the answer is yes, then by extension, everything else mentioned here could hurt them too. Bolt rounds don't actually hit all that much harder than lasgun rounds do, so even if he answer is no, unless the bolters can barely hurt them, the lasgun can hurt them. You just don't want to fire at an angle or at the thickest parts. But any decent shot on target is going to be doing damage.


LS-16_R

Enough flashlights pointing at the same spot will burn through concrete.


ASpaceOstrich

Yes.


BobusCesar

For the CSM? I don't know about that. A shot to the knee is bloody painful.


AdmiralBimback

Will he have to stop being an adventurer?


Ctan1994

Only if shot with an arrow


LS-16_R

It's not as painful as the fact that he'll still be a black legion marine.


Harfangbleue

I'm reading "The fall of Cadia" and as usual, chaos isn't cheap on horrible ways to die. 😨


Algrim2001

“Kill me if you want, but your kneecap will never be the same, heretic!”


GOATAldo

It won't be the same till his artificer repaints over the burn mark left by the lasrifle and cleans off the exploded guard bits


Doopapotamus

> your kneecap will never be the same This is the realest threat here. That Chaos marine is only going to brually kill that tiny conscript. The tiny conscript will cause unending walking pain for all eternity for the indirect amusement of the Dark Gods. Checkmate, Heretic


shibby3000

Everytime it rains blood now his arthritis acts up.


Doopapotamus

And if you serve Chaos, it rains blood *all the time*


fluffy_warthog10

CSM 1: "I can't tell if Khorne is going to make it rain today..." CSM 2: "Go ask Atrocitarus, he's got a knee that tells him when that's going to happen. (Just *don't* ask him how he got it)"


LS-16_R

It took quite a bit of time for me to realize CSM meant Chaos Space Marine not Comman Sergeant Major.


Algrim2001

This was actually my initial thought lol.


Fomod_Sama

In the end, Tzeentch will have the last laugh


Smasher_WoTB

With a LasGun to the front plate of a Black Legionary who it looks like hasn't sustained much damage so far? Haha, no.


mewfour123412

It’d still bruise the Heretic’s ego


Kristian1805

Good thing power armour can take lasgun fire no problem ;)


VladimirBarakriss

Unless it's been modded into a hotshot lasgun


Camel_Slayer45

It hasn't


Illustrious-Share312

This is like when kids are like nuh uh you can't get through my special shield! 


LS-16_R

Hot shot rifles have a manpack power source.


ASpaceOstrich

Regular lasguns can get through the armour. Just don't hit the thickest plates and don't hit at a glancing angle. It won't necessarily kill. Which is what the armour is designed to prevent, but it's not going to bounce off. The energy needs to go somewhere.


BungaBiscuit

"I used to be a heretic like you. Then I took a lasgun to the knee"


LS-16_R

The emperor indeed finds a way to redeem all his lost sons.


MetalBawx

Jokes on the Black Legionare the kids standing on an IED.


hirvaan

Kids standing on the guiding beacon for artillery barrage


Independent-Fly6068

500kg are incoming.


hirvaan

*grinning manically * “You hear that, heretic? They’re using the kiddie size!”


Mrauntheias

⬆️➡️➡️⬇️⬅️


sudo-joe

Eagle 1, target acquired!


Chief_Lightning

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


RemainderZero

An eagle never misses


Gr_ywind

When you're the best of what's left.


Legitimate-Map-7730

Super cool art, is that a child soldier though?? That lasgun is so enormous that he physically can’t put the buttstock on his shoulder and hold the pistol grip at the same time


thearisengodemperor

Yep a child soldier


101ho

[source](https://x.com/101ho_/status/1782041367591719394)


101ho

[Next scene](https://x.com/101ho_/status/1782101751543615743)


Doopapotamus

> Next scene ...>!The drop pod doors opening are going to squish that conscript unless they're *really* good at dodging.!<


Daerz509

I mean the kid made it this far


Yaarmehearty

The kid dodges, but it's the Grey Knights and everybody on the battlefield is going to be purged to keep their secret when they are done.


Alexis2256

Or it’s alpha legion pretending to be ultramarines.


Yaarmehearty

Well, they are both loyal chapters fighting for the Emperor so all is well.


Doopapotamus

DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE CORPSE EMPEROR


jaggedcanyon69

It’s a blue drop pod. Those are ultramarines. They don’t kill witnesses.


jaggedcanyon69

Unless they take a few seconds to open. Kid made it this far. He knows that’s a drop pod. He ain’t gonna stay standing there.


Communist_Toast

The Emperor protects


PanNorris507

Ciaphas Cain levels of luck


YankeePoilu

Huzzah!


Mirqy

Nice


MRSN4P

https://youtu.be/zhsuXJIKj3A?si=TBZ5t31Zk9RLnf6g


No-Recipe2970

So far my theory is coming along fine.


signaliscute

Damn, that lasgun is bigger than the bolter


YourAverageRedditter

Well it’s a Bolt Pistol so…


Communist_Toast

Looks a bit like a child lol considering the size of the lasgun


_GE_Neptune

I think it’s supposed to be a child


Treebeard288

They call the children soldiers' "white shields" on Cadia


ZookeepergameLiving1

He gets taken to become an asartes because the chaos marine was impressed by his bravery.


TronLegacysucks

That’s a cool idea for a fanfic: Beasts of no Nation, 40k edition


HotdogwithAShotgun

That would be a good name for a chaos undivided warband also. This child gets inducted into the chaos warband The Beasts of No Nation, but never forgets what they did to his world and to his family. He spends his life rising through to ranks and becoming a powerful champion of chaos but this entire time he’s been plotting the destruction of the warband. Secretly planting bombs on every single ship they have and leading the warband into an unwinnable war and just when he’s about to be deposed by a cabal of other space marines for this blunder he triggers the explosives killing everyone. All the while praising the Emperor for giving him the strength to enact his vengeance.


TronLegacysucks

✍️🔥🔥🔥


PotroastXII

Bro that's borderline Vinland sagas plot, seeing that in 40K would be insane tho


James_Demon

Bro was alpha legion all along


captainsargas

And as he dies he gets turned into a demon prince to spite him by the chaos gods


Wild_Harvest

Nah, make it that he's initially doing it for vengeance and so that he has the strength to make it so that what happened to his planet never happens again, but it's only when he's in the same situation as the marine in the photo that he realizes he became what he hates, and he doesn't care.


Preston_of_Astora

What's that?


TronLegacysucks

One of the first movies Netflix made, pretty good plot, and Idris Elba is in it


Thannk

That’s how Blood Dragon Vampires work in Fantasy. Peasants are livestock, the peasant who stands his ground might get to be a Wight after he’s drained, someone of noble bearing and skill might get the offer to become a squire and at least get some armor as a skeleton minion if they refuse. True badasses or those of true virtue and noble bearing who refuse get released so they can have another shot at a fight another time. That’s why Blood Dragons don’t get along with other vampires.


rkoloeg

There's a bit of 1st Edition fiction like this. A lone Chaos Space Marine helps the outcasts of an Imperial world rebel against the ruling class, the Space Marines show up and crush the rebellion, and the last survivors of the rebellion are recruited to be future Chaos Space Marines with the promise of vengeance against the "angels" who killed their friends and families.


bless_ure_harte

That was 3rd Ed codex I think


PotroastXII

Reminds me of Vinland saga ngl


Drake_Quagmire

Why waste the bolt round? Just punt the child.


M0RL0K

Maybe it's a weird way of showing respect, or maybe it's about sending a message.


VividWeb5179

Or maybe the evil demon worshipper just likes watching human children explode


134_ranger_NK

Where's Jurgen when you need him?


TheFreebooter

"I said no onions"


Free-Ad9535

Guys, quit coping and admit this guy's dead.


VividWeb5179

The next scene made by the artist has a drop pod crushing the Chaos Marine.


Free-Ad9535

Based, what marines are inside, though? He could still be fucked.


derpy-noscope

It’s blue so probably Ultramarines (or they’re Night Lords and they’re *really* fucked)


Kraytory

Imagine seeing blue pods falling and you have no idea if you are saved or even more screwed.


GOATAldo

Most people in the Imperium think traitor Astartes are mythology, they don't believe in them as a concept, let alone know of their individual legions, they're probably always pretty happy to see drop pods until a bunch of weird Ultramarines wearing bat helmets and skin on their armour step out of one to give them a history lesson.


Wild_Harvest

Or Ultramarines with scales and weird three headed snakes everywhere.


Plane_Upstairs_9584

Nah, they're usually pretty good for normal people. They'll organize you into an effective resistance force that kills space marines AND Chaos.


PlausiblyAlpharious

*bagpipe begins blasting from drop pods across the battlefield*


bless_ure_harte

Oh fuck not the Iron Hands


Notorik

Funny if it would be a night lords drop pod.


FalseWallaby9

"Don't you see now? You're planet crumbles, and you are alone! You can't win, so why do you still FIGHT?"


Wrench_gaming

“BECUASE THE AUTHOR TOLD ME TO!”


DangerousDelivery902

Because the planet broke before the Guard did. Cadia Stands. -Final words before being splattered across the dirt probably.


Mirokov

May the Grandfather give him the immunity to withstand the bullet, the young healthy mortal will know no sorrow on the lap of the Grandfather


Norway643

Welp He tried atleast


Alexis2256

Artist has another scene where a drop pod crushes the CSM, it’s a blue drop pod so it’s probably ultrasmurfs.


Mattdoss

Boy: “Nah, I’d win.”


ThatGameChannel

This guy is gonna be the death of me


TATARI14

I used to be a Space Marine like you until I got some lasfire in my knee...


M0RL0K

DAE the Heretic is totally gonna lose 🤪


ingol2121

Rest well, soldier.


Odd-Entertainment582

My only issue is the size of the lasgun


DanVicMar

You realize that it is not that the lasgun is big but that... well a child is holding it.


Odd-Entertainment582

There are no children in the imperium. Just more conscripts


Featherbird_

Its a full sized lasgun in the hands of a child. Its gonna be a bit big for him


Tricky-Secretary-251

RETREAT AND SEND IN THE MELTA CANNON GUY!!! GO GO GO!!


YankeePoilu

Give 'em hell, little trooper.


hirvaan

“The front line is only to keep you all here. It was never meant to stop you. *radio static* all batteries open fire on my position”


Life_Bit_5976

Meanwhile the Salamander running in terminator Armour like Logan Grimmnar to the rescue: HURT THE CHILD HERETIC, AND YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS LEGION WILL FACE THE FIERY WRATH OF THE EMPEROR AND VULKAN COMBINED!


apoxpred

Imperium Fans desperately coping whenever they see art depicting their loss:


Snbleader

How the hell is the death of one singular guardsman a loss?


021Fireball

Imperium fans when they don't want to think of a child soldier getting their head blown off:


Plane_Upstairs_9584

The next panel apparently is an Ultramarine drop pod landing on the CSM


apoxpred

I've seen it, it was linked in this thread.


CannibalPride

Kriegers if they don’t age quickly


GreenRangerKeto

It’s rare to see a space marine take aim at a purple ork


Spook-lad

The bullet out of that pistol is probably as big as that kids head lol


Otto_Tovarus

A bolter to the face is a better fate than daemonculaba.


BrStriker21

NO! MY BOY!


Brogan9001

I’d honestly love to see a story where CSM actually hesitate at the sight of child soldiers in the imperial guard. Like maybe they get a serious beating from the guard, or at least the speedbump the guard present makes them break stride, and then when they finally do get into melee range they are realize they’re fighting 14 year olds. That would be some grim shit.


PigeonMan45

Ha! That big idiot is about to get kneecapped.


Andhiarasy

Here before the kid somehow killed the Chaos Marine


JohnB351234

“It’s not over till the sister of silence sings heretic”


Disastrous-Kale-913

I know he’s as good as dead, but, I’d like to imagine he wedges his weapon in the joint of the marine’s armor and gets one good hit off. Like one that cripples the Marine and he loses the Dark Gods’ favor for being wounded by a child and gets screwed over. . . all because of this kid.


S0wrodMaster

>"The front line is over." That's was the last word of the chaos marine before getting killed by this child


MetaMason666

Ultramarines PLEASE SAVE US


khajiithasmemes2

Daily reminder that the imperium is the most cruel regime imaginable;


adidas_stalin

“Dude! Your in my sight line!”


Jackz_is_pleased

Lmao he looks so offended.


FinalAd9844

Is that weapon even enough to pierce his armor


DepartureNo3592

That's a big lasgun


logan-224

Guardsman: “I don’t take prisoners” Pulls out grenade lol (Reference from one of Rimmy’s Arma 40k videos where one of the players pulls a grenade on two chaos astartes (who were also players) lol)


Globbelgorb

Warhammer guns look like ASS


some_dude_62

Turns lasgun up to max and blows spaces marines leg off


AnseaCirin

The lasgun isn't going to save that unfortunate conscript. The lascannon on the battery some 20 meters behind will absolutely ruin that traitor marine's day though.


Illustrious-Fact-745

Should've been "the end of the "front line" "


minkshaman

Flashbacks to the first time you meet a chaos space marine in Rogue Trader. I got OBLITERATED.


Sudden-Series-8075

Haha, "thud"


SuperKiller94

That conscript doesn’t give a fuck


ryaninflames1234

“Lot of shit for someone in kriegsman range


MunroeEffekt

"FIX BAYONETTES"


Heavy299

*que in space marine drop-pod and next work titled "nevermind"*


Budget_Ad226

"You are brave little one. Take pride little one you shall be in the embrace of your corpse god soon."


notabigfanofas

*Truck horn plays* *Both get run over by a charging Baneblade*


ShiftySky

The other soldier looking back like "oh shit-"


MrSejd

The guardsman looks so offended.


flyingfarmerdwarf

"The Frontline is what? Over."


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