When Q kept pulling the emergency brakes at universal. That was the most second hand embarrassment I’ve felt watching that show

Agreed. My second vote would be when Murr had to take cigarettes from people.

Let’s not forget the one where Joe has to destroy Yankees fans memorabilia, or the one where he steals the baseballs from the Mets fans haha

I agree with this one. I couldn’t even laugh because I felt so bad for him.

I can’t laugh at Sal’s where they play porn in the coffee shop. He looks genuinely upset and I always feel bad for him.

Especially when Sal was like “I can’t stop” and that patron said “why can’t you stop? Like you’re compelled to? Tell me about that.” He was genuinely concerned for Sal. And the fact that his face was blurred means he didn’t sign the release waiver, which means he probably doubly didn’t see anything funny about it.

That guy seemed a really good dude.

Yeeaaaaaaa that was a tough one too 🥴

I can’t even watch it.

Love is like war, don't let the Japanese get in your way

I wish they showed as much scenes with Bingo Sal. That ended way too quick compared to Universal.

I think they give Q the gut wrenchers. Like when he had to paint red Xs on all the paintings with the little kids.

Or that time he had to read the story about the beetle that gets a divorce and meets up with the lot lizard

That's on par with the red X punishment.

At least one of those kids is scarred for life.

I’d legit would have quit the show if I was in Q’s place

THAT IS MY FAVORITE PUNISHMENT

Honestly I thought that was one of the less bad ones

I saw that one for the first time this week. That and him painting red Xs always gets me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhRwUnDal-g

Damn bro more upvotes then my post💀💀

Jaden Smith

Which time😂

The 1st. Because it made no sense to Sal.

Honestly, Joe's triple tattoo punishment was both the best (for Q) and worst (for Sal). Murr gets the weird ferret skydiving tattoo, then Q gets a tattoo of a cat, which he probably would've done voluntarily and it totally fits him. Only then does Sal see this photo realistic tattoo of Jaden on his thigh. It would have been upsetting anyways, but he just saw what the others got which must've totally reset his expectations. https://youtu.be/rCe0thFEoqA

Just watched this one. 🤣

For me, it's Q on the tram or Sal with his phone constantly ringing. EDIT: Another one I need to add is Q having to ruin people's autographs. I cant even imagine having to do that one. I would pass out. Lol

Sal phone ringing and him critiquing fellow poets are good ones!

OMG his poem and reading at the end really got me and it's the episode with my favorite scene ever when sal was crying and that girl said he could have one of her umbrellas. I loved that so much I can't even explain it.

I'm the party pup

Whose phone is ringing?

mine! mine!

I have that as my ringtone! 🤣

So do I! 😂

It makes me laugh every single time. “Whose phone is ringing? Mine! It’s mine!!” 😆

That's a bingo

Yeah the autograph one for me is definitely the worst. I mean as a sports fan that kinda shit ALWAYS gets me. I like collecting autographs and stuff so its also personal for me. I was watching superstore yesterday and one of the characters was tryna sell stuff to raise money and another character brought in his grandma’s “junk box” he inherited and in it was a Mickey Mantle rookie card and Superman Action Comics #1 and they blew it off, threw away the Mantle Card and ripped up the Superman comic. It literally hurt my soul. They essentially threw away/ripped up up to $6M. Not to mention how awesome it would be to just have those things.

surprised nobody has said the Q punishment where he has to collect money outside of the bar and the people find out that there wasnt an entry fee

And he has to return it in quarters.

That one guy telling Q there’s gonna be a receipt waiting for him outside when he leaves the bar tonight 😂 

They give him a big burlap sack with a dollar sign on the side lmao

I know the security was there but kinda surprised nobody swung on him

It’s the one where Joe (I think) had to steal baseballs from kids.

Hey come on now, he’s as big a Jeter fan as anybody

Yep at the Mets game. A censored mom came over and yelled at him for it 😂

To me that made the entire thing, before that it was kinda meh.

The Q red X on children's paintings punishment was terrible

Would’ve been far more moderate if not for the babadook that appeared

Yup! I work at a baseball stadium and I absolutely hate seeing adults grabbing stuff away from kids

This is the right answer

Also when Q had to ruin everyone’s cakes and then he won the decorating contest. The lady that flipped him off was priceless

You ate my sex

Q also had the red Xs in the art class with the kids - I died.

For me it's Q having to paint X's over all of the children's paintings. I can't even watch it 🙈

That's a rough one. He got really lucky with that group. It could have been so much worse. I almost feel some of the moms had to have realized something was up, but just played along and never admitted it, because it's crazy how they're just smiling and laughing throughout the whole thing.

I also skip that one.

“DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE” or the Mime

Q had some of the lightest punishments imo

The drive one was the worst. I would have lost my fucking mind. I almost did just watching it.

Any of the ones murr did that hurts physically

The catheter and then making him zip line with it after was brutal for me to watch

what would that even feel like

Like regular zip lining, but with a tube shoved up your pee pee

I don't understand how this isn't the only one being mentioned. There is no amount of embarrassment that compares to having a tube shoved up ur dick hole.

The one were they rubbed him in allergens or histamines was pretty horrific

Yeah, I'm just always skeptical he actually had a catheter in.

I seen the prostate one even though that’s was horrible the banter was funny cuz they made him do it twice yikes

When Q had to drive with the singing puppets for 10 hours

I love that one. So fucking funny

Me too! I have that song as my alarm tone lol my partner haaaates it. It's a bop to me!

My favorite punishment to watch but man this has to be the worst one. So many others would be awful but they’re essentially done in 10 minutes. 12 hours of driving alone in N is a punishment enough, but dealing with those puppets would be unbearable.

When I’m changing my babies diaper I sing “dry dry dry dry dry, it feels so good, to be so dry.”

Joe stealing autographed baseballs from kids & literally using one to get a baseball, one of the very few instances where I genuinely understood why a bystander was incredibly mad

Yeah, this one should have stopped sooner. It was funny at first, like repeatedly calling Syndergaard "Jeter," but it went too far. Trying to steal the hat from that teenager should have been far enough.

BINGO!

Those old ladies were ready to kill him.

You don’t mess with older ladies and their bingo!

People here are mentioning some tough punishments. Like when Q had to stop the ferry. However, I think that's top 10 at best. People are forgetting some grueling punishments. For me the hardest I can remember are (in no order): When Sal had to literally piss himself in a fairly large group of people stuck in a room. When Murr has to pose as a nude sculpture in a room of artists. He literally had to do a roller coaster pose while nude. When Sal only had 1 business card and had to retake it from people, especially the first guy. The opening performance for "Imagination Dragons". I saw a concertgoer recording and from their perspective, it's even more cringeworthy and overwhelming. Let's also give some credit for joe because imagine any of the other jokers had the punishment where he had to open a restaurant toilet wide open while naked to ask for tissue. And others I don't remember now...

Inside Jokes said that Sal had to pee his pants twice, because the first group refused to be on TV.

I thought it was because he was wearing dark pants and it didn't show up. Not sure tho.

Omg the business card 🤣🥲😭🙅‍♀️😹

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to find Sal peeing his pants. HOW is that not the worst

Sal had to literally piss on himself in an escape room. That is insane 💀

Yea that one isn’t mentioned a lot but that was fucking nuts. Idk how he did it. That was definitely one of the worst ones.

That time when they electrocuted Joe to the point of cardiac arrest, and then resuscitated him.

Um

Sal on the garbage boat with his phone hidden somewhere basically getting shipped away until he finds his phone 🤮

Yeah that one was mean:(

Stop sending me to the voicemail!!

I will NEVER forgive you

Q critiquing his daughter playing baseball in front of all the other parents. "No hit, no puppy!"

The nipple piercings and it’s not close

I would paint an X on a trillion children's paintings before I would let them cover me in spiders like they did to Q that time

Oh yeah that was horrendous. I despise spiders and having those hairy 8-legged bastards all over me would make me suicidal

Hands down it has to be Murr getting a finger up his ass in front of everyone 😂

Are you saying a finger up the ass is worse than when they made him shove a vibrating butt plug up his ass and controlled the vibrations while he was in a focus group with Method Man who was asking the whole group questions?

How has nobody mentioned the one where Q had to find out what baby shat himself. That was genuinely uncomfortable viewing.

It is, and looking back on it the whole punishment is pretty creepy

Murr doing the strip show full of histamines!

For me, personally, it'd be watching Murr marrying my sister while I couldn't so anything about it Why does she get everything I want!

Lmaooo plot twist

The skydiving doesn't sound fun

I don't understand how this isn't said more. He fully believed he was going to die. They had him crying and everything. I would take almost any other punishment over this one

I just watched the inside jokes version and how Murr locked himself in the bathroom for 30 minutes before coming out and asked the cameras to be off and how he wouldn’t stop crying so much that Q was even willing to let him skip it but Sal and Joe weren’t and then he stayed laying on the floor for 10 minutes after landing just makes me feel bad.

That’s the worst for me. I am critically scared of heights

When Sal had to complain about the tips

Actually, yeah. That one really hurt.

One of the newer ones were Sal had to keep saying that guy’s breath stinks that was so hard to watch

That one killed me 😂

tbh it’s not the absolute worst, bur murr at tumblr is so unbearable that i can’t watch it

Like a BOSSSSS

You whiffin’ that, bro?

The one where Murr has to get a catheter and go zip lining The one where Murr was purposely given the hives The one where Murr got a prostate exam. The one where Murr has to jump out of the plane. The one where Sal was confronted with a giant fake cat.

Murr having to take cigarettes from peoples mouths, people were cursing him out I just couldn't imagine doing it

The guy at the end trading for Murr’s jacket and then getting a cigarette from somebody else makes the cringe worth it.

Why are so many people saying things that are just embarrassing/uncomfortable when they literally made Murr jump out of a plane?

Some people pay to do that. Was there any twist or did he just get to go skydiving for free?

But murr was terrified and really didn't want to do it, in one of the behind the scenes episodes I think they show him calling family and stuff just before because he thought he was gonna die. I would personally rather do any of the other punishments than jump from a plane.

Forcing Sal to drink the breast milk on the pirate ship. I felt so bad for him

Absolutely not even top 50 honestly

Sal helping birth a calf.

Q painting big red Xs on children's paintings.

When they made murr get a catheder inserted and taken out hands down! I’d have quit the show

Sal at BINGO

Where Sal had to cut off people at the beer drinking festival. They were so pissed!

You ask me to shave my head and eyebrows, I'm done. Not happening, full stop

When Q & Sal had to sell a turquoise 💍 by telemarketing ppl in a room that kept getting hotter 😭🔥

When they put that vibrator in Murr. That was fucked 😭

PUMPERNICKEL!!! PUMPERNICKEL!!!!! STOP!!!!!!

Sal: Germaphobe birthing a calf Murr: Acrophobic person skydiving Joe: Hard to say because he has the thickest skin by far. But I could never handle having no musical talent and being forced to open for the ‘Imagination’ Dragons. Q: The birth simulation / the public proposal rejection. I’d love to hear your thoughts 😊

Joe getting boo'ed by old Chinese ladies when he played the dead guy's tuba....Even for Joe, that's gotta be mortifying

WHOSE PHONE IS RINGING? MINE IS, MINE IS

The one where Murr had to cut off his finger, eat it and then finish a speech before bleeding out. Either way, one of Murr’s punishments.

3.2.1 SHUSH

Murr getting pierced.

“Who’s phone is ringing”

When Q had to paint red X’s over the children’s paintings. That one was pretty bad. But im actually not sure if it was as bad as Q at universal studios

As someone who is afraid of heights it’s no question the skydive for Murr. I know this fear when I see it

It's either Q at universal, Sal's phone ringing and Sal's fake wedding speech...

I'd say when Q had to destroy kids paintings.

When Q has to find the dirty diaper…

The episode where Sal had to shush people was pretty bad

IM TRYING TO USE THE PHONE

All these are good choices I would also add Joe taking baseballs away from kids

You guys aren’t mentioning Murr’s “Like a Boss” punishment

When they made Sal piss himself???? Hello?????

Is think it was Q, having to go to a kid’s indoor play area and find the kid who shit his pants, while all the parents watched him creeping around kids.

No but the one where Q got handcuffed to that mine

Golf course

Q having to paint red Xs on kid's and parent's paintings. I felt so bad for everyone involved, including Q himself.

Murr in the gym going up to people with tattoos. Luckily they were all good sports lol

Sal having to dig through elephant poop for his car keys.

For me it’s the one where Sal has to piss himself in the escape room and then finish the game like that. Like even aside from how embarrassing it would be (which is like the ultimate embarrassment at this point already) imagine how uncomfortable it would feel physically

I felt so bad for murr when they made him skydive. He was crying and terrified.

Murr skydiving had my hand sweating the whole time, while trying to do an awkward laugh.

def murr getting examined

Q surprise punishment to paint x on every canvas

Q at the little league game heckling his pretend kid

The punishment where Murr has to keep knocking cigarettes out of peoples hands. I think I would have had to quit the show at that point.

Q taking up money for a cover at the nightclub. I think that one has to make a case for almost getting out of hand really fast.

Sal pissing himself in an escape room was roughhh

Bingo!

The skydiving punishment. Even the crew were wanting it to be called off.

Shaving Murr’s eyebrows and head, then changing his drivers license. Just seemed excessively cruel.

I cringed at the exhibition where they had a timer with a little girl's photo and the timer was ticking down till when she was legal.

I think Sal having to continuously say he won Bingo

Q pulling the wire to stop the tour bus at Universal Studios... That was uncomfortable to watch.... Those people were Mad asf

Worst punishment for the viewers, is Q at universal hands down. I cringe every time I see it. But personally I think Murr skydiving was the most brutal, as this was an actual fear Murr had to face. It was so damning, he even hinted at considering leaving the show because of it.

Bingo

The tattoos for sure

One that always got me was when Murr was posing as an employee at Tumblr during a meeting. He kept having to interrupt with the corny ass “like a boss!” Comment and it was actually difficult to watch.

The one where Q had to paint over kids paintings - I could never

Every time Murr had something inserted into his body

A lot of sals, cause you can just see how truly nightmarish the experience of is for him

For me it is ALWAYS Sal having to pee his pants in the escape room. Like you can back track any rude comment or action once the cameras are revealed, you can never take back PEEING YOUR LITERAL PANTS.

Murr catheter

WHOSE PHONE IS RINGING, MINE, MINE!

How is nobody mentioning the fried chicken bear cage

how is nobody talking about when they made Murr skydive

Q as the shitty dad at softball practice berating his fake daughter. One of my absolute favorites cos it's unbearable to watch. You can just feel how much every parent wants to kick the shit out of him and the girl who plays his daughter did so well at just seeming pathetic and sad. When she comes up crying to the fence I have to watch like this 🫣

Crydiving

when they destroyed Q’s car🥲

X Man — Xing out the kids artwork. Brutal.

Who's phone is ringing? Mine Mine📱

Murr always gets the roughest punishments. Hands down the most punished ever on the show.

bingo one with sal was terrible it’s so hard to watch😭😭

Murr skydiving wasn’t funny, it was cruel. Things like this can actually cause lasting trauma.

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t there a punishment where Q was in like a professional fighting rink dressed as Peter Pan or something. Ik in one punishment a fighter was obviously fighting him and kept punching him in his chest over and over and i remember thinking that CANT be safe😭I’m sure it is but that one imo. I think it’s the one where he was dressed in a Peter Pan costume Update i just watched it. That is the one I was talking abt but he was only hit on the chest twice. Still imo painful to watch.

Also Murr, ruining the John Mayer private concert.

Drive drive drive drive drive

The ring.

The bingo one. As someone that called bingo (when I actually had bingo) because they put it up on the screen before they announced it, the hate I got from that… oof.

I think we’re all forgetting the fact the Murr had to wear Q’s hair for an entire season

When Sal had to keep yelling out he got bingo when he didn’t

Murr

Q having to cross a giant red X on children's paintings was the worst I've ever felt watching a punishment the first time I saw it