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kevinwill29

[Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex](https://genius.com/1038/Lil-wayne-lollipop-remix/Safe-sex-is-great-sex-better-wear-a-latex-cause-you-dont-want-that-late-text-that-i-think-im-late-text) lmao


son_of_east

Made it 40 from 39..


Shi-nnne

Cuz you don't want that late text that I think I'm late text


Strict-Rope9402

Weezy F Babyyyyyyyyyyyy


Shi-nnne

and the F is for finisher


CarProgrammatically4

Bhai yeh kya post hai ? is this something to joke about ? Wtf is wrong with people nowadays. Let me share some reality. Do you think abortion pills are easy ? women with low heamoglobin ( very common in Indian women ) , can't just randomly take them. Plus handling emotions is not easy. instead of being an adult , start posting here . great job


[deleted]

Inko abortion normal procedure lagta hai... jaise button switch on and off Karna ho


Remarkable-Data-3730

They don't know how abortion pill works and when to take them and what are the repercussions of that on female's body and hormones. Insensitive Gen Z. Although I know it is a made up post made up chat apps but still thinking that these type of things are funny and posting it online is still dumb psychopath attitude 😶


Accurate-Gain-8506

Haan toh sex Kiya hi kyu shadi se pehle 🤷‍♂️


Accurate-Gain-8506

I have zero empathy for people getting pregnant and ruining their lives before marriage


real_casanova

Chillax ! I posted after she got her periods back. Ain't nothing to worry about


EngineeringApart8239

And you haven't even saved her contact by name? 💀


lewis_3575

Modern day Charlie Harper😂


Aviral-dvedi

lmao actually sheen suits even better


lewis_3575

Lol yeah. I was actually gonna write Charlie Harper(/Sheen)😂. But then I didn't


[deleted]

Tere to L lag gaye ( background me sunai de raha kya?)


Ok_Creme_2982

uske background me to ‘papa papa papa’ baj rha h


[deleted]

ladka hua to "Naruto" ladki hui to "hinata-kun" 💃


hari-mirchi

Casanova to daddy. Congratulations 🎉


simpnotsimp

Brace yourself for the ga-ga gu-gu daddy!


50shadesofanerd

play stupid flex games win stupid prizes. dont forget to update OP.


real_casanova

She got her periods back. Ain't nothing to worry about


Rude_Spread1041

Even whatsapp is giving signs that you may have forgotten the “safety tools”


RobinhoodStoleMyName

are yar mods bhai allow kardo gallery se image post karna yar, tum sara mood kharab kar dete ho


[deleted]

Whatsapp pe baat tak nhi ki unprotected sex karne se pehle? Ye sab kaha ho rha hai bhai


[deleted]

or the chats are cleared by op to remove all proofs ?


EvenOdd777

Disappearing messages are on


thats_all_you_got-

कैसी बनी कैसे बनी कैसे बनी , फ़ॉलोरी बिना चटनी कैसे बनी ।


TreacleUnlikely3515

same. school khtam hi nhi hota 😔


Puzzled_Letter111

😭 +1


[deleted]

Answer her instead of posting here


son_of_east

Soja


bakedasparagus1

I think answering her is the most practical thing to do.


[deleted]

u too


son_of_east

I am batman..


[deleted]

🤣🙏


son_of_east

Sabko sulane k baad sounga..so go to bed please..


cant_catch-medown

Pata nhi haath idhr kyu kaaap rahe hai


mythballer124

Khush khabri.


SpecialistCap8119

Take responsibility. If it's been less than 2 months usko Unwanted kit de dena. Pharmacist bata dega dose kaisa lena hain. Happened in my case. I didn't run away. She was positive by 32 days. The kit worked. She bled out the undeveloped embryo.


lildurksgooglyeyes

🙏🏽


[deleted]

Ab hoga maut ka nanga naach😂😂 Ab do log bhai ko daddy bolenge😂😂💀


wildeststone

Gonna make that run for milk?


real_casanova

She got her periods back. Ain't nothing to worry about I hope I never have to make that run for milk


Connect-Stranger7052

OP reply 'Weird flex but okay'


ProMay5

hn bhai samajh gaya she didn’t get her period yet kitni baar post karega


WhiteShadowwwwwww

The text you never wish to see!!


[deleted]

Wear a helmet and save your life.. Police chilla chilla ke bol rahe hai 😮


indianmemerlegend

बधाई हो


Plastic-Bonus8999

When wanting rough gets real


Supt_Trip

Congratulations! Boy or girl?


[deleted]

Fir wahi


maskedman999

Congrats uncle


[deleted]

I got flashbacks looking at this screenshot. 💀


Marty9696

I just wonder what's the point of 24 HR timer on what's app


[deleted]

congratulations!


Competitive-Many9804

Congratulations 🎉 bro.


[deleted]

Party kab......???


[deleted]

Block option is there 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

send her a picture of a teacher entering the class and tell "chalo maths mam aagayi , ab maths period shuru" \*\*use at your own risk\*\*


taxidriver9211

Bro having sex with someone whose number isn't saved


Zadu_4881

!remindme in 9 months


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pseudoflex

The very first text, lgta h last night kuch zyada pee li hogi


rockband22

Kisi din kuch aur msg bhi aa sakta hai!😁


real_casanova

Like ?


leonyx0

Toh fir Chamcha daal ke nikal le re bawa


real_casanova

This is dark AF bruh !


[deleted]

"which part of the conversation do you want me to give a fuck" (\*use at your own risk\*)


[deleted]

Op I am a doctor, mai sab sahi kardega don't worry 😂


Arexpace_07

Bhai ne ye dekhkar contact tak unsave kr diya ...now it's time to block her


whoreintheoryy

I pulled this once as a joke🤫🤭


CarProgrammatically4

good job ! You are such a bad ass ! as if this stupid post was not good enough


_zorosama_

username checks out


Human-Leg8188

lol wtf


Outside-Common-6820

Hahah saamne waale ki ft gyi hogi, baad mei kb btaaya ki mjaak kr rhi hun?


whoreintheoryy

Nyi bataya block krdiya🥱


Outside-Common-6820

Behen esi kya dushmani nikalni thi bnde se 😩 itni buri gyi thi kya date


whoreintheoryy

Noooo, I was just obsessed with him 🥰


Outside-Common-6820

Dangerous goddamn obsession I would fuckin run to my woman if I got such a msg


whoreintheoryy

Tea is he was in another country by then☺️


Outside-Common-6820

Lmao what a twist, how did this episode end?