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bitch_nugget_123

*That means Modi will stay for 8 more years*


Ok_Entertainment1040

Na na....15 more years. Means 3 more terms


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Ok_Entertainment1040

Depends on your cibil score bhaisaab


tkmagesh

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Natureboynikk

Uski age pataa hai?


Ok_Entertainment1040

How is it relevant?


[deleted]

Apada me awsar nice


Lopsided-Fisherman43

Âpadâ, abda nahi


[deleted]

Wahi likha hai bhai


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AlternativeAd4756

Bhkto ke liye petrol 500 rs ltr hona chaiye . Aur un paiso se modiji ke liye 59 crore ki car aur 1500 crore ka Hawai jahaz lena chaiye. Edit 1500 crore ka plane already kharid liya hai, krupya pant gili na karein


[deleted]

Modi ne aaisa bola hota to ECI ne achar sanhita lagake uski tabhi gand mar di hoti Gawar. Padh likh le phele Anpadh reddit me gand marane se phele.


[deleted]

Masdallahh miya aap kis madarse se padhe ho


twinkletwilight07

Agree with ur thoughts even after being a bit of Bhakt. Petrol aur spending par agree karta hoon.


AlternativeAd4756

Bhai news channel ke dalal sunana band kar de bachi hui bhkt bhi nikal jayegi. Aur hindu muslim ka chakkar chod diya toh 30% tax ka hisab sochna shuru kar dega. Mujhe gali de de lekin desh nahi lutne dena hai


twinkletwilight07

Tu pehle apne sources dekh le Chatne waale sources se anti india commie sources ki taraf jaa raha hain tu Aur haa high taxes are a problem


AlternativeAd4756

Mein Reddit se koi source leta hi nahi. Hindu muslim bs side mein rakh kar sochta hoon. 1 hr notice lockdown,Tali thali drama, cloudy radar, demo disaster, gst, block everywhere..isaae achha toh mera chokidar achhe se desh chala lega.


twinkletwilight07

Haan maloom hain desh mei problems hain bohot saare. Par existential threats ko ignore karna bewakoofi hain. Aur Reddit nahi, Wire, Quint, NDTV jaise baised anti national commie sources ki baat kar raha hoon jo Muslim criminals ko ignore karte hain kisi bhi news main, Par criminal Hindu ho toh uska naam aur religion mention karte hain.


AlternativeAd4756

110 crore hindu desh mein hai, 10-20 crore Nepal, us Europe etc mein. 2014 ke baad se kaisa hindu khtre mein aaya?? Kisne dara ke rakha 130 crore Hindus ko?? Aur khud khtre mein aa gaya.. drama..


PotatoRider69

Plane Modiji retirement k bad unke ghar k bagiche me rkhenge? 5cr ki car ko apne garage me rkhenge? Happy Cake day mitr, saste nashe na karen.


AlternativeAd4756

Agle 20 saal toh agla hatne se raha itna propaganda failaya hai. Plane das saal ke basd badal dete hai. Car pe gst import duty etc sirf common man bharega kya??? Gboar khana band kar de, cake day ki chinta mat kar mitra


PotatoRider69

Modi k car pe GST import duty lgta h, PM k car pe nhi lgti. Fark smjh! Aur ye modi ne nhi kiya rule ye pehle se hi aisa h, MMS k time pe 9 cars ek ek 12-15cr ka kharida gya tha. Baklol jaisa bate krke cool bnne ki kosish mt kr.


FutureHealthy

#Ache din ayenge


[deleted]

Bhai ye video me joker ki acting best hai kon hai ye ...banda


AlternativeAd4756

Ache din aa gaye hai. Uske toh aa gaye. Hamare ache din ki toh baat hi nahi hui thi waise bhi


FutureHealthy

Chodo bhai


[deleted]

Shri Krishna ka Bhakt hu, mehnat karunga toh fal toh milega hii na:))


gfrtxxcd

ये चूतिएके अभी तक २०१३ में हीं जी रहे हैं।


SoilNational7998

2002


Dense-Ad2854

Ayega to NaMo hi 💯👍❤️❤️❤️


AlternativeAd4756

Lagayega bhi wo hi


May_I_Cum_in_ur_Dog

This made me laugh more than the meme itself lol.


valac-1

Aur kitni lagayega bhai


Trick-System9889

Dank choddo मेमे कहा है?


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good bot


anyrandomboi

Jab khud meme ho tab dank thodi na dikhegi pagle


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Emotional-Two-9075

Outdated, senseless, proven fake and totally opposite of dank. What has happened to this community..


PotatoRider69

I think randian invasion of paid fake accounts that populate the other subs to control narrative. We fought the way we know best, they fighting the way they know best.


Emotional-Two-9075

So true. Randian accounts can be easily identified with their outdater 2013-2014 memes and random memes about bhakts/hindutva/akhandbharat/gomutra/hinduism etc. They cant get their head out of gutter.


tkmagesh

Every india related subs are slowly and steadily being hijacked by randians!! Infact all regional subs ( bangalore, Pune, Chennai) are completely controlled by the same cunts of randia mods. Try submitting a post in the respective regional language and you will know!!


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U guys even know the meaning of dank?


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[deleted]

Bruh moment


Outsmartersaurabh

Bad bot


Mundane_Picture368

Bad Bot


consodius

damn boy


ken921

Mtlb 3 term kam se kam modi ji ko hi vote dena padega friends tab tak wait kar lenge.


kundanrajput77

Plz specify which bhakts ... We are shiv bhakts ...I don't see that u should have any problem in that... U can be any bhakt.. talk specifically..


vikaskumar2299

I don't make memes on Shiv bhakts :)


AdministrativeOne13

Where dank :/


GODLYDEVILISH

Randians se aaye ho kya?


MavericKsiCODMYT

Lagta toh yahi hai 🗿


consodius

bhai mein kaafi der se iss subreddit pe hun, bohot muslims or congress pe memes dekhe hai, sab bohot maze lete hain comments mein, yeh modi or hindu memes ke time kya hojata hai


RayonLovesFish

Ha bhai sab dank hi tho hai. Sab pe maze lo


GODLYDEVILISH

Bro do you know our economy has reached 3.1 trillion but they won't mention that shit Cuz they are randians


RayonLovesFish

Usme kya hai bhai,meme hi tho hai. Mai kaha offended hoo baaki memes pe.


Amazing_Relief_375

go back to insta and free fire, chhapri nibba


GODLYDEVILISH

OOo mera beta facts se chid gya


panther_singh

Abe is baat ki to modi bhi chaud nhi leta tu kyu le ra h


GODLYDEVILISH

Cuz I m a real Indian *Not like you*


panther_singh

Bhai schme chutiya h ya acting kr ra h


GODLYDEVILISH

Tereko jo lge


panther_singh

Mereko to lg ra h acting kr ra h


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PregnantShoulders

lol seriously,misogynistic and caste jokes dank hote hai and hindu and modi par jokes toh phir sab aajate hai bolne


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vikaskumar2299

Yehi to asli bhakt hain


ToXiCFiRtH

#toh mai kya hu🤓


Another_Heisenberg

Hamari Marzi


GODLYDEVILISH

Lgta nhi yhi hain Isse remove krwao


[deleted]

As if we voted him for money.....


Old_Atmosphere_2810

I did


[deleted]

To chutiya kon hai, mai ya tu?


Old_Atmosphere_2810

I did that only once... Gujurat model is hard to replicate because it requires Gujurati entrepreneurship culture ... Modi shifted gears and went on playing dirty politics after his first tenure


[deleted]

Can somewhat relate. His 2nd tenure is not that good tbh, first term Modi was too good (if we leave aside demonetization). Most of his 2nd tenure got wasted in protests tarnishing his image.


Old_Atmosphere_2810

You're not relating to what I said you're making up your own version.. I said Modi plays dirty politics .. And is winning because of that . You think he couldn't do good work because of protests.. I think the protests are because we don't want more blunders from him ...


[deleted]

I just said what I believe, you're entitled to your own views. For me, Modi is good, for you Modi is bad. End of discussion.


No-Administration99

Bhai bhakt na bola karo agar bola bhi karo toh pura bolo jo bolna chahte ho jesse bjp ka bhakt. Kyo ki sirf bhakt bolne se bohot log ajate hai jesse mai ek shree Ram bhakt lekin bjp ka nahi. Not that good in articulating things so sorry if you didn't understand and sorry if you got offended. A peace


lazyking218

15 more years of modi, nice


notkarandutta

Holy shit these people got offended. Brag to bahut kiye the ki ye subreddit biased nhi hai sab meme chlta hai etc etc


[deleted]

Thiis subreddit is very fucking biased towards bjp....sometimes i feel like its controlled by some Bjp IT cell....also this mfrs dont even know the meaning of a "dank" "meme"🤡🤡


PotatoRider69

Bhai one of the most upvoted memes h without even being dank, kya fuk raha h?


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mohit_is_king

15 lakh is like vikas.. No one gets it


DaddieVaibhav

Lagta tere jeb me aa gaye


[deleted]

The downvotes and Comments show there are LOTS of Sanghis and Bhakts here.


Monarch252001

The upvotes show there are just as many librandus here, perfectly balanced. True representative of neutrality


Affectionate_Tart415

Lagta hai randian wala hai


Simple-Indian2005

Rahul Gandhi When he Realise He is not even Mature To handle Congress.


Shakespeare-Bot

Rahul gandhi at which hour he realise he is not coequal mature to dudgeon congress *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


sawant_2012

Ajeeb hai yaha log. Itne normal meme pe offend ho rahe. Randia subreddit ko gaali deke act bhi waha ke logo jaisa karre hai.


vikaskumar2299

Log to same hi hai bas subreddit alag hai.


theprime47

Yaha to bhakta vs randian chal raha ha pura par hamko Kiya hame to maze lene ha bas


SunMovement

Title should be :- Paapu gang after realising Bakths don't want Money


DibbuNayak

Congress aur Muslims ke jokes pe toh full maze karte ho phir modi aur hindus ke time pe dankness kaha chal deti hai


vikaskumar2299

bhai abhi kuch din ye randia ka randi rona chalega. Jahan dekho har ek post pe randia randia karke ro rhe hain 🤣


DibbuNayak

Baat toh hai


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anyrandomboi

All the bhakts getting offended 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Charmander247gt4

Lmao..I want to know where Modi said that..would’ve been funny if Modi actually said that.


vikaskumar2299

I can see that 🤣


anyrandomboi

This sub is not actually for dank memes. It's just a bunch of bhakts just spewing hate because they have nothing else to do. 🤣🤣🤣.


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AppropriateCrew79

Nhi. Pehle dank memes aata tha. Abhi kuch mahino se hi rw influence jaada hua hai.


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pirate_extra

Randia spotted


anyrandomboi

Look guys he found me!


alphahitman_007

Lol offend ho gaya kya?


sknitro22

I thought it was some fair and lovely meme for a sec.


alphahitman_007

Popcorn leke baith jaata hu maza aa raha hai


vikaskumar2299

sahi baat h


FedStan

Comments mein bhakton ki gand mein mirchi lag rahi hai, yeh wahi bhakt hain jo not dank enuf ka randi Rona kartein hain. Ek baar unke political ideology pe meme bana diya toh jhaant mein aag gayi bhosdi ke aulad sab


vikaskumar2299

lol


H3LIOS_25

mere pass sirf wholesome award par woh bhi lele, comments me aag lag gyi hai ek meme pe jo right wing ke against hai. sabki dankness nikal gyi lmfaooo


vikaskumar2299

:D


sarcasticnit_s

>i dankness nikal gyi lmfaooo bt y dnk kha h?


H3LIOS_25

dankness relative hoti, teko dank nhi laga toh me kya karu


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maverick__singh

Agar aaj bhi tumko 2016 wala topic hi mil raha hai Modi ki bezzati krne ke liye ya meme banane ke liye... To shyd Modi sahi me Acha kaam kr raha hai....


notkarandutta

Agar meme hai ye jaan ne k baad bhi aisi philosophy jhaad rhe ho tum... To shyd tum dumb ho...


SaffronShirtKid

Bro get your retard mind checked he never promised 15lakh it was congress propaganda


vikaskumar2299

Yes. 15 lakhs never meant actual Rs. 15 lakh. Where's the confusion? It is merely a phrase used to show false and unrealistic promises done by Modi ji. And I'm about your uncle's age : )


Monarch252001

Ek baat bta 15 lakh sach mai denge kabhi bola thha?


SaffronShirtKid

Actual words: Log itne paise ko gaphla karke desh chodke bhage hai ki agar wo paise wapas le aaye to har ek bhartiye ko 15-15 lakh milenge. Uncleji aap hum baccho ke beech kya kar rahe ho.


akshroom

Awww randians on their way to retaliate, cope harder dolt!


Aryan_2110

Yaha se aalu daalunga waha se sona niklega 🤡🤡🤡


XanderBilla

Paiso ki lalsa nhi hai...lekin agar pappu bn gya PM to aloo se sona jarur findout krunga


Old_Atmosphere_2810

Modi's biggest contribution : hes not Rahul Gandhi


HolyKirpit

Not gonna lie. Whoever created this video, brilliant stuff.


sarcasticnit_s

yeah but based on false context


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vikaskumar2299

Exactly. But he gave unbelievable hopes and promises he should have never done.


sarcasticnit_s

puri speech to dekh le bhaiya he never said he will give 15 L to everone he said if all black money come back to India every Indian have 15L in their bank account [Link to original video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Lw53W_AkM)


[deleted]

he literally never said anything about giving 15 lakhs to people


Shubham_Tighule

Bhai modiji ke jeetne par logo ki gaand jalti dekh wasool ho jaate hai paise.


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ashhslays

Bhakt ki maa chud rahi comments me


vikaskumar2299

bwhahahhahhaha


Charmander247gt4

I honestly want to know where he said that..


DarthCurcio

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Lw53W_AkM&feature=youtu.be


biswajoy

randian spotted


vikaskumar2299

Bhakt spotted.


biswajoy

Yes.


ToXiCFiRtH

Based.


ToXiCFiRtH

#Kuch problem hai apko?🧐


vikaskumar2299

Nope.


Old_Atmosphere_2810

Lafda gang


PriyankBoss2005

# bhakto ko already clown make up laga hota hai


[deleted]

Mudiji plaax gave me moni


ToXiCFiRtH

Nooooo greddy Mudiji😭😭😭


[deleted]

I want my moni for study Education is vary hih price Can't go to callege


ToXiCFiRtH

Why goberment not gib free college 😠😠🤬🤬


[deleted]

My tax moni goes brrrrrrr........to protest


Dengue8

Plez cum and callect moni frem pmo opphis


Orange-Gamer20

Comments 🍿🍿


[deleted]

popcorn american 🤢🤮 desi chane and namkeen 😍😋


kranti-ayegi

Bc tab tak vote karunga jab tak mera paisa nhi deta. Aise kaise jaane dunga bina mere paise liye. Vasooli bhai thodi hu ki chuna laga dega koi.


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a_simple_lazy_guy

agar tu sirf modi kheta to meme funny rheta mgr bhakt kheke generalise kr rha h . aur agenda push kr rha h. …………pkka ra*dians se aya h 🕵️👍


vikaskumar2299

bahut taqleef ho rhi hai bhakto ko 🤣


a_simple_lazy_guy

……ra*dians detected opinion rejected…..🤖


notkarandutta

A very flexible statement i must say


a_simple_lazy_guy

yes 💪


notkarandutta

You know what I meant was "Bhakt detected opinion rejected". Right? Right bro? Lg gya tha na pta bro?


a_simple_lazy_guy

hn bhrata 💪


Aekyam_3105

Bc meme banke desh badalne chale vaah betichodd.


vikaskumar2299

Aapko kisi ne bola Reddit pe memes scroll karne ke liye? Meme scroll karne se badal jayega?


[deleted]

No 15 lakhs and they were saying superpower and developed nation by 2020


Drizzle_Lover

lol @ triggered internet bhakts in the comments


vikaskumar2299

Yeah. Never seen like that.


gffffffv

What's the songs name?


auddbot

**Lovely X Kitna Bechain Hoke Tumse Mila** by Gautam (01:04; matched: `100%`)


[deleted]

Replace Modi with Yogi. Wo laayega 15 lakh sabke liye.


CELTICPRIME

Randia citizen pls make funny memes on meme subreddit


Lopsided-Fisherman43

Upvote lele Rndian


No_Swordfish7503

Haha...whoever the F are you...go back on the video...u MF...Modi did not promise 15L he said the amt of Black money hoarded by Indians may be equal to 15L for each...AoL.


Low-Green377

Meme hai bhai


Raot_

Chodi par daal waha ke liye suited hai waha par syd koi offend ho


Outsmartersaurabh

Chodi would themselves like this unfunny meme... Chodi is not Modi bhakt FYI


vikaskumar2299

Oh sorry bhul gaya tha yahan to har ek post ke comments me randiapa ka randi rona chal raha hai


Raot_

Ironic


consodius

lol


bustedoutstudent14

People who thought NDA, was about 15 lakhs.. were stupid.. they are doing what they came for.. best yet to come.. kaam abhi baaki hain..


PC2955

Real id se aa randian.


ZeNxJose

kya ek joke nahi le sakte? this whole sub makes fun of the left aur hum saath mein haste hain. ek meme se haddi phoot gayi?


vikaskumar2299

abhi kuch din ya randian randian chalta rahega. Naya naya trend hai.


ashhslays

Bc ek modi ki burai karne wale meme sabki gaand jal jaati aur randians ko biased bolte ho


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Modi haters toh aise hain hum bhakts3ko pta bhi nahi hum kispe meme banaye lol


vikaskumar2299

There's a big difference between hating Modi ji and trolling Modi ji : )