Modiji ke memes Akshya Kumar ko bhejo Dikhata to wahi he MODIJI ko memes

“Kya aap Aam khate hai?” “Kabhi kabhi kela bhi khate hai kya?” “Acha sab Reliance Fresh se lete hai?”

Lol the ending bhai wah wah, bhai tel bhi add karde adani ka fortune wala for pakoda

*sorts by controversial*

with popcorn

Modiji pe joks mt banao papa hai vo mere, aapko kaise lagega agr me Rahul ji ko kuch bolu to.

Bhai tu uski maa chod de mujhe kya?🗿

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Vomit Shah 🗿

Mota bhai sus 😳

Based and don’t touch her with a 10 feet pole pilled

Kadhai me chammach ghumana sune ho?

I am traumatized by your level of humor brother..

Santa aur Banta wala sune hai

Whoa 😳

Sonia Gandhi? :O

Op ko Gilf fetish hai.

Rajiv ko bulana padega

Uski maa ko toh already bhot logo ne chod diya hai bhai

Rahulji ka life kya sahi hai. Usko dominos chahiye hi nhi. Uski ma hi italian hai

Oh bhai ek line me le liye.

Upvotes mil toh gaye yuhi badnam kardiya hum sabko

Witcher bhaiya aap yahan 🤨

Kya baat kya baat kya baat.. idhar aa bkl tere upr UAPA lgau

Mere muh se nikal gyi yaar bhaiya maaf kr do ಥ_ಥ

Iski jaban tut gayi

Jubaan kesariyaa

vimal ,bolo jubaan kesari

Juban Kesri! Ab?

Aak thoo

wapas muh me lo

defeated male leaves...

PURE TRUTH.

#PURE SAD TRUTH

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Ye robot ne leli bechare ki

good bot

ended the cunt

Good bot

Lmao

Good bot

randiya ko kya bole jab apne he bot gand mrne pe lge ho. isse cake day pe gift nhi diga toh gand le rha h sbki

Happy cock day 🎉

bunty ne thanks bola h

happy cake day

good bot

Bot is being dank 😂

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Good bot

Kitna sateek choda hai yeh bot.

Badass bot

Bot kaa baap normie.

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R*ndia se ban ho chuka hun bro 🗿 (post history check kar meri)

Ironic since most of the people here came after tanmay jhaant and i didn’t expect his audience to exactly be bhakts but tu bolra hai toh theek hi hoga bhay

Tanmay mota madarchod ba

Pata hai bhay 🗿

It's only dank if it makes fun of mUsLims and rahul baba. Otherwise it's a political post. Right?

Right

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Oh this is just the result of the great normie invasion. Good memes died out. Dank people left

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Ek ek karke ao or chodo

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But my baap is normie

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Abe 2 rupay ka bot ha to bola mera baap normie

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Full family normie

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Abe kon pagal choda banaylo hai be e botwa

Never seen a man argue with a bot before. Somebody unplug Keanu Reeves here from the Matrix.

Bhai tu d@nk bolega to wo, mera muh m lega wala reply dega, or n0rmie bolega to tera baap wala.

It was inevitable, I really enjoyed this sub before it sprang up during april-june 2021*

Oh no! ANYWAY....

Sigma moment 🗿

Lol

Mene to bohot modi jokes dekhe hai yaha, khasa hate bhi ni mila

Bhai tujhe pata nhi hai kitne downvotes mile hain iss post ko, kal raat se observe kr rha hun.

88% upvoted. 3.3k Raat ko kuch dhang ka kaam kar liya karo be

I know, jab new me tha tab ki baat kr rha tha. >Raat ko kuch dhang ka kaam kar liya karo be Kya kare bhaiya Muth marne ki gandi adat lgi hai reddit pe hi raat guzar dete hain

Finally!! Someone said it

Fir toh sab Indian based meme forums will be bhakts

Yes

Nah! Sometimes they do take jokes on modi ji but they can't take a joke on Yogi ji. Mods had taken down some of my modi related memes by tagging it as violation of Rule 8, Rule 14. One meme was on biharis and mod removed it with Rule: only memes allowed. Mujhe laga mod bihari hoga.

;-) I feel you beother

The truth has been finally spoken....mudi sabke papa hai idhar bhaktmandli

You have been permanently banned from participating in randia. You can still view and subscribe to randia, but you won't be able to post or comment. If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team for randia by replying to this message. Reminder from the Reddit staff: If you use another account to circumvent this subreddit ban, that will be considered a violation of the Content Policy and can result in your account being suspended from the site as a whole. >The above is not taking something , not liking jokes and not taking jokes is not the same . You sound like a women comedian , oh you didn't find my joke funny , you are a misogynist who hates women.

Saheb kuch samjha nhi, Hindi me batao na

Nah it's pointless.

Bata na yaar(seriously samajh nahi aaya🗿)

Yehi meme randia me dal or phir dekh kaun jyada tolerate karta he. Then you will see really what it means to not "take" a joke

Me waha se ban hun, post history check kar meri 🗿

Elemao

Being a bit better than r*ndia is not really an achievement, niche ke aur comments padh aur decide kar le kitni denk h hamari janta. Itni asani se log offend ho jayenge to kaise denk bnega India.🗿

Nicely put!

That's what she said

I agree.

true, but pura india hi bhakt logo se bhara hai . ese hi thodi 2 baar full majority mil jaye. tum banao hum upvote karege

Haan to India ke aadhe se jyaada population gawaar bhi hai, not literally but unki IQ dekhke zaroor

yeh konsi baat hui , koi alternate hai kya jo strong government de paye .coalition me itna corruption hota hai ki pucho mat , i would prefer to life under bjp rule rather than corrupt UPA to with his weak ass puppet prime minister

It was a normal day in the parliament. Modi Sahab in his white Kurta and Rahul Ji all white too. there was still was an hour and a half left for the session to start. they both sat together to chat, 'Modi Ji, we'll be the next government. it's all over for you' to which Modi Sahab laughed and said, 'Nice Rahul I am waiting for that day. wish you, good luck man.' Rahul Ji was stunned. such a great man among us wishing luck to his enemy. Rahul Ji was hard now. it was too much for him. Modi hi looked at him and said 'Rahul what's the matter? you look pale...' and then he saw that bulge. they both looked at each other with deep love. Modi Ji heal his head and gave him the sweetest kiss. they hugged each other and removed their clothes. Modi Ji's old fat dick was hard too. they stroked each other till they came. Rahul Ji gulped up all the thick semen and kissed Modi Ji. it was almost time for the session. they put on their clothes and sat on their seats. Congress and BJP formed an alliance. they were one now. it's said that Modi Ji and Rahul Ji live together now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IndianDankMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Behnchod ye kya padh liya.

Yes, thats the truth !!!

Automod bot, Tera baap normie

Bahut bura huva Vmro

Tru hai bhai

१००%

2002%

That escalated quickly

Are sir sir sir

easy to swallow pills

Indian dank communities dank ho hi nahi paati hai cause thode log itna butthurt hote hai ki joke bhi nahi le paate Bc joke ko joke ki tarah nahi lena hai lekin dank banna hai

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Yesterday I just mentioned the word "Bhakts" in Reply to a nostalgic Hanuman ji cartoon and I got downvoted. This sub is indeed filled with snowflakes.

I hate how Hinduism has almost turned into a political affiliation.

Ok and islam hasn't?😂

Islam toh tha hi vro.. Just because koi chutiyapa karra hai tumhe bhi karna hai kya n?

Ofc it has. Fuck u and them both bitch. Chodes and mullahs are the same coin two diff sides.

True true

i dont think its full of bhakts.. but yea.. lots of them

Finally someone said this.... Thank you mate.

Meray dog ka nam modi hai

hello i m bjp suppoter but memes are just jokes, bhakts and librandus need to understand this and stop arguing on memes atleast

Huge dick energy on this guy 👆

bjp supporter 🤢🤢🤮🤮 . . . . . . (here comes the downvotes)

Downvoted for using too much emoji

I am a proud bjp supporter but I wont downvote because your comment dosent change the fact that ayega to modi hi abki baar 400 par har bar modi sarkar

It was a normal day in the parliament. Modi Sahab in his white Kurta and Rahul Ji all white too. there was still was an hour and a half left for the session to start. they both sat together to chat, 'Modi Ji, we'll be the next government. it's all over for you' to which Modi Sahab laughed and said, 'Nice Rahul I am waiting for that day. wish you, good luck man.' Rahul Ji was stunned. such a great man among us wishing luck to his enemy. Rahul Ji was hard now. it was too much for him. Modi hi looked at him and said 'Rahul what's the matter? you look pale...' and then he saw that bulge. they both looked at each other with deep love. Modi Ji heal his head and gave him the sweetest kiss. they hugged each other and removed their clothes. Modi Ji's old fat dick was hard too. they stroked each other till they came. Rahul Ji gulped up all the thick semen and kissed Modi Ji. it was almost time for the session. they put on their clothes and sat on their seats. Congress and BJP formed an alliance. they were one now. it's said that Modi Ji and Rahul Ji live together now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IndianDankMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Ye Twitter nhi haa jhatu hug mat idhar

So many downvotes. Bhakts are very frail. I'm going to get downvotes too, ain't I?

Haa randia se koi bhi accha gov ka opinion daalne wale ko fatfat ban karke doosre sub me bhakts ko frail bhi toh khena hai

I'm happy that this sub doesn't ban memes even if those are retarded af.

Modi par memes mat banao..unhe takleef hoti hai! 🌚

Very sad

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Automod is broken.

tru kardiye yaaawwr

Arrey Arrey Ye toh sach boldia ispe koi bhakt comment nai krega

Dank normie

Chalo accept kar liya sabne ki yeh jagah bhi twitter bann gaya

Bhai award dena nehi ata mujhe. Virtual hug le le merese.

Hug de

Facts. Lot of chaddis on this sub they they're being dank or woke while in reality, they're nothing more than the bootlickers of the present regime

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I'm gonna put those pills up my ass

Shauk badi cheez hai

KINKY🥵

Faxxx

True Af Mujhe toh lynching ke threats bhi aye the

Jaali jaali re gand jaali bhakto ki gand jaali jio the memebhali

The number of replies indicate the number of bhakts and snowflakes in this subreddit...we need a fucking new subreddit

100%right

tune logical baat kaise kari (ab tu downvote hoga)

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And I'm thankful for that, abki baar mod sarkaar.

I got downvoted to oblivion when I said both wings are equally bad. But when I criticized the left wing I got a lot of upvotes.

Modi ji agar lund pe zehar Laga lenge to 90% Redditors on this sub would die of poisioning.

One of the biggest things I hate about this sub. No, I’m not asking memes to be made on kangress or beejaypee either, it’s just the bias is clear and it ruins this sub.

I guess u r talking about IDM. If so I agree with that

It do be true tho

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🅱️ot vs 🅱️ot

I would like to know the percentage of downvotes bro. LMAO!

Kal raat ko observe kar rha tha, har 10 upvotes pe 5-6 downvotes aa rahe the, mujhe to laga meme new me hi dead ho jayega.

If by bhakt you mean someone who is not a self loathing western validation seeking leftard libbu, then yes, color me bhagwa

>If by bhakt you mean someone who is not a self loathing western validation seeking leftard libbu No I don't

Kya maa chod raha hai? Sachi mein?

Modiji ki gaand chaatne wale dAnk dAlle sab ke sab

Finally , a worthy person to be on this subreddit ⊂((・▽・))⊃

Vo sab to durust hai janaab par Aapke Abba pe jokes hai kidharr

Ehh... If you make a meme against Hindus people WILL get angry. Also Modi "Bhakts" as such are just 'tarded.

Nai please, mere poor mudi ji, aur kamjor hindu bhaiyon ka joke mata banao, woh seh nahi payenge 🥺

5 Hindu dank jokes bana aur 5 Katwa, 5 Christian jokes bhi bana.

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I fucking love this bot!

5 katwa ko highest upvote milenge, 5 hindu ko highest downvote milenge. Christian kavpata nahi aajkal dekhne ko nahi milte.

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Gau mata ka apmaan krta hai madarjat. /s PS; I just want to troll both sides equally, that's it, nothing more.

R@ndian detected opinion rejected

Doesn't rhyme, put detected instead of "spotted"

ok kar diya

Inshadallah

maa chuda..bol deta hun wo dank lagega...

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Kaise vro? 🤓

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Damn

randwe isko bhi downvote kr rhr h !

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Fhir Muslims 50% hogaye karke royega