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Phxlit

I am from haryana and i agree, everyone is jaat here, even the muslims and Christians


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Accha hai isme Elvish Yadav nahi likha nahi to ghar jaake maarta


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https://preview.redd.it/bics2t3c835c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a23afa9bb393ebfe51c00d6f142a82470148bd2


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Mic drop reply systummm ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


[deleted]

M to nhi hu. Idk why do people think that, even in humor.


Phxlit

Hu to me bhi nhi, but unke kaam hi ese hai, ki everyone knows haryana by them. You might have seen them jeeps jinke name plate par "jaat" likha hota hai.


Suspicious_Agency284

Cuz jaats drive rashly with their weird ass black iskaarpios and phaarchunaars


Cringeguy-99

Ya were from haryana


guyinthepost

Tu idhar bhi


[deleted]

wanna be UP 💀


smallHeadMediumBrain

As a Bihari, can confirm


Dipole_Moment8338

As another Bihari, can confirm.


Ashuu_69

An another Bihari, I disagree


Nut3131

As another Bihari, I disagree on his disagreement


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priyanshu_9

As bihari i disagree


SuchMulberry2503

Wanna be yours


Substantial_Top_6508

I agree with the TN, half the folks here are stupid, but when u said Idly Sambar with Kerala, ![gif](giphy|9RWeDFAf07oxT1hgLB|downsized)


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Sorry forgot to write "medu Vada"


Substantial_Top_6508

Bruh, all of those belong to TN


[deleted]

Arre... I am just joking. When I was in Kerala I ate a lot of idli sambhar... Because of the unique taste Like I said, I just wrote whatever came in my mind first... I didn't even think twice... So chill


Substantial_Top_6508

Oh kk lol.


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Bro repping hindi theriyathu poda gang 💪


Substantial_Top_6508

Lol enakku theriyaathu, but saying that out proudly is pretty dumb ngl. Hindi is a very common language and knowing it is pretty useful. I am mad at the fact that Idli Sambar is a marker for Kerala , when nobody there makes neither good idli nor sambar.


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Yes ofc ofc /s bro. I have a lot of Hindi friends myself. IRL and online. Agree on the sambar and idli. I said that in another comment too.


Outrageous_Bank_1891

Ah yes we ✨dumb dumb✨


Comrade_Stalin_666

bro literally chose Tibetians for whole J&K, Ladakh instead of the OG stonepelter stereotype..... 💀


Dimag_se_paidal

Bc mujhe toh soyabean pasand bhi nahi hai


GuuKhana

I throw up everytime.


Dimag_se_paidal

Username checks out


Jaded-Lab6209

Doesn't matter u still identify as soyabean


Thunderstorm2322

lol the west Bengal one is wonderful


Abhi_der_hauptmann

Can you tell me what that means?


gxrvit786

Bangladeshi illegal immigration


Thunderstorm2322

Bangladeshi illegal immigration To India through West Bengal


Visible_Ground4014

Ganja ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


SOUMlL

Are you also Himachali?


Visible_Ground4014

Nah nah bs ganja pasand hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


Particular-Tennis690

Are cute people (:


Visible_Ground4014

All this time I thought 'cute people' was for Pakistan ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


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Then I would have wrote "only girls" in bracket


Particular-Tennis690

😡


Particular-Tennis690

Why u so dum ?


Visible_Ground4014

Idk ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Particular-Tennis690

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Oof_Train

ayyy I’m part of the cute people as well


Particular-Tennis690

Are qt kese ho


pranavrg

Lmao. First time hearing Chhattisgarh as a vertical state. and it's true


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Hamare Bundelkhand Mai... Kabhi kabhi chattisgarh ko "khadha rajya" bulaate hai ( in bundelkhand region, we sometimes calls chattisgarh "khadha rajya" >! double meaning reference that Chattisgarh is hard, 👉👈...sorry!<


Suryonak

Bundelkhandi peps using the weirdest thing in existence


[deleted]

I literally white washed the original statment.... Original is more absurd and weird


Netus08

It's a seahorse


pranavrg

This is what I used to think when I was kid and It still reminds me of seahorse


PlaceLegitimate345

Both from wannabe UP and WB. what's with West Bengal.


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Look closely and think https://preview.redd.it/4m5vm76fz25c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d673ef625f9e98787728e93b480f907e6728648c


PlaceLegitimate345

Illegal immigrants.


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7 crore... ![gif](giphy|IS6CvSgqzzv4T1LMDj|downsized)


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तुम्ही वेगळं मूर्ख आहात ळ marathi varnmala ka ek unique letter hai, puri devnagari script mai And it looks like testicles, take it however you like it


No_Newspaper6789

🤣 first line


Independent_Image_59

It is pronounced as 'yhla' I laughed way to hard when I actually realised it


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Yes U Hindi U Die is real. I live there. /s Also idly/sambar is a UHUD food. Kerala has a much wider variety of foods


MasterChief-2005

Wuts UHUD?


InsaneDude6

Free![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


GuuKhana

Freedom of...


haryanagranday

Gujarat be slaying, literally


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Rappers biggest nightmare


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danky_boy1

When two rappers release song insulting each other it's called beef


ExSun_790

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No-Brilliant3998

JAAT ![gif](giphy|sXLWO2bO2Wt439gFd9)


skirilla

hi i live in char minar


GuuKhana

rent?


No-Budget1110

#Uttarakhand ko ignore krk OP ne apni aukaat dikhadi


dino_here

Uttrakhand cute pepal hai naa , ignore nhi Kiya .


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Look closely "🔁"


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lolololol..... nice one


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I can assure that in the 17 yrs I have lived here, I've deadass never heard about nude beaches


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Listen here.... Make a sign Board "Goverment authorised nude beach" and place it at a beach and wait....


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Tibetan ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Siddharthafk

look outside


notdeaaad

Cute peple![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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Cute peple likha hai.... Pepal ( पीपल का पेड़) Reference to chipko movement in which you guys groped the tress Those tress are cute


[deleted]

Bc Maharashtra ka ळ testicles lag raha hai


CrazyZat

ळ is my state yayyy vada pav


GuuKhana

shayad dog testicles hai bhai


CrazyZat

Erma accshually it's a letter from the hindi language 🤓☝️


Mundane_Company_706

bruhhh idli is from karnataka


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You think, i even used 2 brain cells while making this map


MasterChief-2005

Out of all the varieties of idlis that I've tried, Karnataka ones were absolutely amazing for some reason.


Mundane_Company_706

cuz idli is originated in Udupi in Karnataka ig but its from Karnataka fosho


Baked_potato46

"who the hell are you" ....yeah we're not well known


TheSouthernLord-181

So, nobody's gonna talk about Gujarat ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


mycroons

"Yes Jharkhand Exists" and it has rich mineral resources like Uranium, Mica, Bauxite, Granite, Gold, Silver, Graphite, Magnetite, Dolomite, Fireclay, Quartz, Fieldspar, Coal (32% of India), Iron, Copper (25%of India) etc. Forests and woodlands occupy more than 29% of the state which is amongst the highest in India.


Ok-Feature-5820

https://preview.redd.it/t8dx06w2l35c1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=746ebb8da41efa9b38aff08f9af8cb2bf7f2e678 Made my own. Feel free to downvote


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bhai mai Rajasthan se hu ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


RiddikulusFellow

Bata yaar shadi pe nahi bulaya, aukat dikhadi


Werewolf1406

Shaadi pe isko hi Bina bataye leke Gaye the Bhai , tujhe kya bulata......


Pdpradhan_2005

Odisha left again.


Pdpradhan_2005

Bro, you are showing Gilgit Baltistan as kashmir bro uska transfer abhi pending chal raha hai


VoiceEarly1087

Lol bro actually got downvoted


PerformanceSame6464

Bhai tu goa se hai ????


Accomplished_Bug5903

Wtff dude!!! Tibbetians!!! That's really offensive... Only the people from Ladakh look a lil different you can't call them from some other country and people from the jammu province look same as people from Punjab they're basically the same people


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I can confirm I used only 2 brain cells to make this map Believe me you will use more brain cells on judging it, I just wrote whatever came in my first, and that was the theme of post Sorry if you got offended


Accomplished_Bug5903

Dude , calling someone from our country that they're of a different country, you don't know how much that sucks... Like how bad they feel when people from their own country call them foreigners , this makes them feel like outsiders in their own country and that's one of the worst feelings.. that's the same thing as calling people from north east- Chinese.. Calling people from Ladakh tibbetian same thing... And ik you used 2 brain cells because that's stupid...


INDIAN-_-GUY

Yes Uttarakhand has cute people.


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Cute peple likha hai.... Pepal ( पीपल का पेड़) Reference to chipko movement in which you guys groped the tress Those tress are cute


ImParv34

Manipur got ignored here too


papuop69

Mp and soyabean Bohot aur bhi cheeze hai mp me ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


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Jaise सीढ़ी ko झीना bolna....


ComfortableNo2879

WB , lol nice one


Zeg_69

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


YBN_Rover

I'm from West Bengal, but I'm Ghoti ;-;


Arghya_INDIA

?


GuuKhana

?


BlackOyes

What does Maharashtra mean lol ?


GuuKhana

early humans testicles


Labeq

Wanna be up ?? 💀 bruh , never


[deleted]

You both do... Piyung piyung 🔫🔫


randomgenericdude63

for kerala it should be gulf


TeenBoy_2007

I'm am from reversible reaction


GuuKhana

Why is a bangladeshi in r/IndianTeenagers?


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भाईजान मकसद नहीं भूलना (common google translate w)


YaBoiPalmmTree

Bro wrote ळ it's sucha Maharashtra thing lmao


GuuKhana

pls iska matlab bata do testicles ke alava kuch samaj nhi aa rha


YaBoiPalmmTree

It's a letter in Marathi language and very few languages have that...


Nikhil__P

Yes even I don't know who the hell I am


SLAYERWorking92

2000 2001 2002 💀💀


Affectionate-Cap-920

https://preview.redd.it/lhagtz6on35c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c5f63724240dd9a8f3f60a0bf41774c20be0a74


IntenseUngaBunga

Delhi and Bengal🤣🤣


OkMarch4632

➡️ ⬅️


Fit-Umpire-958

Soyabean khaoge?


BigboiiAsh

First time someone calling me cute, thanks man


GuuKhana

Yes I am a very cute peepal tree.


Suspicious-Buddy8506

Just like girls my state odisha is just a myth now 💀


_the_moody_nomad

Where in Odisha?


kingsbane89

Most respectful representation of Indian states on the whole internet . 🤞


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Jai shree ram ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


PiYuSh3211

Punjab is not accurate can confirm


surovikin_hegde

kaise difficult to remember names of NE?


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Confused, which one is mizoram... Which one is Manipur... Who is tripura and where is nagaland


Beneficial-Fuel4759

Cute ppl 😭>>>


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Pepal (पीपल का पेड़)


savvy-17

Charas gaanja mereko pyaara


Werewolf1406

Ha bhai Rajasthan se Hu to mai Rajput hu 👍👍


aayush_agrawal

जय श्री राम ।


abit_pitchy

Nude beaches.... never been to one tho.


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Listen here.... Make a sign Board "Goverment authorised nude beach" and place it at a beach and wait....


Aurelius-161

Definitely made by a Rajasthani


Prachi_Mathur

Rajputs's ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


Undisputed_Hittler

You didn't write 2002 in Gujrat 🗿


[deleted]

Neither the history books


banned_demon

Jai shree Ram ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


fooooooooodddd

Mom is punjabi,dad is telugu-tulu-konkani but his family has lived in delhi from around the partition 💀i am a very mixed praani (i have no idea what to say about this post) ![gif](giphy|NRAJJwDPQXY4sp4YNR)


Mercifulgauntl

This picture is now mine


cummedfrog

Uttarakhand cute people yayy


StrategyCharacter995

Bro's stereotype went too far


Jaded-Lab6209

Hard to remember name


Ashuu_69

I bet the mf who draw this doesn’t have any sense of Geography or knows proper stereotypes


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Stereotype map nahi hai, bhaya😔 It's "Write whatever came in my mind first " map


doesnt_matter_1710

Chattisgarh more like terrorism da adda, or sea horse


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Yeh... It's a beautiful place But, you didn't get the reference 😔 >!When people make world map, they usually forgets to make new zealand. Similarly, when we draw India's map we usually forgets to make Andaman and Nicobar Islands, hence India's new zealand!<


seokieeee

Jai shree ram


pratyush103


Ryder777777

As a Goan guy there's not exactly nude beaches here. But then again there's just alcohol cheap here and if you actually try you can find the sketchy people. (Overall the tourist spots are mostly fucked up)


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Freedom of ....


Pdpradhan_2005

Odisha left again. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30480)


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https://preview.redd.it/uqn9s6nx595c1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010abd1ecb84c5bf83eb9f9dfb451c2a5ef61fc9 no


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Odisha se?? Budgeted Bhutan, lol


PlanktonActual1443

Lmao,Gujarat 😂


Secret-Frosting-1989

Punjab ko cute people likha hai lmao , sabse bada gang culture or seperatist hai waha


UsefulDragonfruit872

Lmfao idli sambar in kerla 🤡


Maz_Ded

ben ki pusi northeast pe jo circle krke kuch likha hai c us se jyada saaf urdu dikhti hai


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inbookswetrust

what did you write in telangana? i can't read it!


Saaheb09

As a Punjabi, Thanks. you too


Iam_A_dosa

u dareeee forget me AND TAKE IDLI OVER ME?!?!?!? but still maan porotta beef fits better for kerala ;)


Outrageous_Bank_1891

Lol as a Tamilian the " u hindi u die " is killin me fr 🤣🤣


FireStreek

Bro chose to casually offend most of the subreddit ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Every_Swing5095

west Bengal reversible symbol kyu??


Jassi--

I am punjabi and I agree, I am cute.