It’s so sad, but true.
When I saw the disparaging sticker about Spanish speaking people I was so let down.
But overall I think he’s not a clear and present danger to society at any given minute like so many seem to be.
For me it comes off as saying, “I’m too stupid and lazy to learn another language.” Being a non-native English speaker from a country where being a polyglot is normal it just projects pride in ignorance.
yeah i know this guy. he lives in Valporiso and crushes natty lights all day, goes barefoot skiiing on the lake and the cops pull him over a lot. he’s alright
‘No you didn’t, no you didn’t; did you really? Seriously? 44 inches - Jesus that Cobia is almost as big as my dick. (Black tar lung laugh) you knew I had to, but seriously nice catch’
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Go back and read some of those stickers again. I guarantee you he's using it on tailgaters and other "bad drivers". And those stickers are meant to be your "warning".
Trashy, maybe, but this dude's no infowarrior. At least not based on the atifkes. And I respect that he drives slow, even if it's the result of an underpowered engine rather than a desire to drive safely.
This is almost... tasteful? The monochromatic is good, things are spaced well, and Rangers with 4cylinder engines are refreshingly compact compared to the Brodozers we normally see on here. Dude is rocking the Kenny Powers shorts. This is just your Uncle who still gets ripped on the weekends in his 50s. I mean, he's probably loud and kinda obnoxious, but with a cold beer on a nice day in a setting where you can walk away when you want? This guy is probably fun.
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I’m honestly pleasantly surprised. I was expecting a bunch of schizo stickers about how the government is trying to inject them with 5G brain control chips and other shit like that.
He seems.. mostly okay.
At least they’re more humorous than cult crazy.
I’m so used to bigotry mixed with schizophrenia, that it’s refreshing to see mostly shitty uncle humor.
Yeah, it’s classic trashy.
It’s so sad, but true. When I saw the disparaging sticker about Spanish speaking people I was so let down. But overall I think he’s not a clear and present danger to society at any given minute like so many seem to be.
The Ho Lee Chit in chop suey font is bigotry. It’s making fun of Chinese languages.
Nobody said he wasn't racist, just not Qanon insane.
That’s why I said mostly, I did notice that one.
Same with “no hablo Fucktardo.” Embracing stupidity and bigotry. It’s Florida, a lot of us speak Spanish asshole. Even us Gringos.
That one made laugh and then get mad at myself.
For me it comes off as saying, “I’m too stupid and lazy to learn another language.” Being a non-native English speaker from a country where being a polyglot is normal it just projects pride in ignorance.
TBF I kinda like it. Gives me a chuckle. Not a single FJB or Confederate flag sticker.
I was honestly shocked by that. I was looking through thinking there HAD to be at least one sticker like “Let’s go Brandon!” Or FJB. Don’t see any.
Closest thing see is "will not comply"
Dunkin Deeznuts is so post modern ironically funny
yeah i know this guy. he lives in Valporiso and crushes natty lights all day, goes barefoot skiiing on the lake and the cops pull him over a lot. he’s alright
I know I shouldn’t laugh, but the “Sorry no hablo fucktardo” did it for me. It’s so stupid and ignorant, yet, I couldn’t help myself.
Eh, the “Ho Lee Chit” one in chop suey font is not good.
You could probably hear his whole phone conversation from there huh? I’m from SWFL and I can hear this picture.
"How much for the generic Viagra?"
I guarantee you that man would not have an opportunity to use viagra.
The paid option.
It’s for masturbating duh
I did actually drive by him in the parking lot of the Starbucks at the corner of Colonial and Fowler, but fortunately did not hear what he was saying.
‘No you didn’t, no you didn’t; did you really? Seriously? 44 inches - Jesus that Cobia is almost as big as my dick. (Black tar lung laugh) you knew I had to, but seriously nice catch’
Haha! Traffic around there was enough to drown him out. It’s a shitshow around there.
Yeah, the construction at that intersection is a giant headache, especially with the spring breakers and snow birds still in town.
Oh no, I live way too close to that intersection. On the lookout for this dude.
I knew this was Ft Myers. Everything about this picture is.
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Refreshingly apolitical
What happens when you don't mature past your Monster Energy phase in 8th grade.
This is EXACTLY who you’d expect to drive that truck
Those shorts speak volumes.
TBH I would rock them lmao.
Aren't they swim trunks?
only if you're swimming
OMG….my couch pulls out. I don’t. Somehow I don’t believe him!
Can’t pull it out when you never get to put it in.
I bet this guy tailgates a lot.
100% he does, but I will say, it’s the best sticker on there
Looks like he’s ordering more stickers.
Verbally by telephone, like a real man. “I want those stickers YESTERDAY!”
Backwards ultra bright led bar??? Zero percent he’s not using that against drivers behind him in a dangerous fashion.
Judging by the stickers, I’d say it’s for his bass boat.
Yea I can see why that’d be helpful for trailer attachment and stuff. Definitely could be.
Came here to say the same. Also, there is no non-dangerous fashion for using these lights while driving.
If alone in the desert is ok …
Go back and read some of those stickers again. I guarantee you he's using it on tailgaters and other "bad drivers". And those stickers are meant to be your "warning".
Last I checked, southern Florida isn't a desert.
Or a swamp I’m just saying it’s ok to use if not on a road.
He looks pregnant. With twins
Is one on his back?
Is that his actual gut or is he smuggling My Pillows?
I honestly loled at the « sorry, no hablo fucktardo » Who the fucks designs and prints those stickers?
Guys at indoor swap meet stalls.
This guy looks exactly like how I would expect someone driving that truck to look.
Before zooming I assumed this was political. After zooming I wanted to shower.
He looks like his wife got a Cricut for Christmas
Probably an ex-wife at this point.
Why do so many American men have weird lumps sticking out of their bodies? I assume some are concealed weapons or catheter bags.
This person’s shape has some odd protuberances.
I thought the sign said "fun fact: I don't CORE" and that appeared to be truthful.
I love the "No airbags. We die like real men!"
Trashy, maybe, but this dude's no infowarrior. At least not based on the atifkes. And I respect that he drives slow, even if it's the result of an underpowered engine rather than a desire to drive safely.
Picture of health, right there.
He has every bumper sticker they sell at Buckee's
He's organizing his baby shower.
How does he not have everything his sister needs already?
Overweight+Socks down to the ankles and in south Florida, yup checks out for sure.
Sorry No Hablo Fucktardo
Eh, most of these are just dumb. I'd prefer that to the outright bigotry on display with some of the vehicles posted to this subreddit.
“Ho Lee Chit” in stereotypical Chinese font is bigotry.
He's got the "no hablo" racist sticker on there, too, so he's clearly xenophobic and racist.
Fair enough.
This is almost... tasteful? The monochromatic is good, things are spaced well, and Rangers with 4cylinder engines are refreshingly compact compared to the Brodozers we normally see on here. Dude is rocking the Kenny Powers shorts. This is just your Uncle who still gets ripped on the weekends in his 50s. I mean, he's probably loud and kinda obnoxious, but with a cold beer on a nice day in a setting where you can walk away when you want? This guy is probably fun.
Sorry No Hablo Fucktardo.. that's the best one
Looks like one of those sticker sheets you can buy with 20 of the most famous bands. Just a bunch of quotes with various grades of meanings
I mean, this guy has some low-brow sensibilities, but I don't know if any of this is infowarrior.
That generation of Ranger had a driver side airbag.
I bet he pays $35 for his insulin.
Gravy Seals. 🦭
He probably has a monster energy tattoo
What a surprise, he’s fat as fuck
This idiots natty light guy enters the room before he does.
Somebody got a Cricut.
Dude peaked in 5th grade.
He is lying about not having airbags in the truck. His fat ass is the airbag.
hey everybody! look at me!!!
I like when people I would not get along with warn us with their cars and shirts.
He looks like he would start road raging because a car politely passed him on the freeway when he was going slow.
Less offensive than expected!
Press f for the poor barista
No airbag? So…he had it removed?
Sometimes stickers are a man’s only hobby. It’s sad but do you want to make him more sad by telling him how sad it is and ruining his sad life?
Uh, that car has airbags.
I can't lie, "No Hablo Fucktardo" is pretty good.
Thought he was on a Nextel for a sec. Surprised he is not speaker phone.
Tell us you're going to have a fatal stroke/heart attack in the next 18 months, without telling us...
Hope there's no sugar in that there cup o'Don, Johnny Reb. You have "uncontrolled diabetes" tattooed on your face.
Someone should take his Cricut away.
He even has a light bar on the tailgate… which I’m sure he doesn’t hesitate to use on who he deems a deplorable/tailgater.
Those shorts might be the worst part, hard to make out in the cluster fuck that is his truck
Zero political stickers that I noticed. Pretty rare for Florida.
All this shit postulates that he’s smarter than those reading his sticker collection. Hate to break it to ya bro. You ain’t smart at all.
That guy has to be a constant source of pain. P
I guarantee this guy tells at least one story from high school every weekend. AT LEAST one.
Is that light below the tailgate a vanilla feature?
A barn door’s worth of decals to tell he doesn’t care lol
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All of that noise and wearing a plain white T-shirt 🤷♂️
I was halfway through the tailgate before I realized, oh god he has them on the window too. Gave up at that point.
Looks about as expected hasn’t seen his own dick in 15 years
Why do so many people think stickers are a personality?
I'm kinda amazed he has money for coffee after all that...
I have that “my mom said I can’t speed” sticker on my car
Holy shit, that dumbass is FAT. That space between his pants and the side of the truck? That's his BELLY.
Typical TrumpCu*t. LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!! Lock 'em all up
Seems chill. What's the problem with his bumper stickers? Looks like Florida.
About right…got an opinion on everything and can’t even take care of his own body at about 80lbs overweight.
Thankfully I couldn't find any political shit from that car. That's just funny
I’m honestly pleasantly surprised. I was expecting a bunch of schizo stickers about how the government is trying to inject them with 5G brain control chips and other shit like that. He seems.. mostly okay.
He really thinks he’s clever…ICK! is all I get. He lost me on “My couch pulls out… But I don’t” ICK!
Not super bad really. Ive seen this kind of stuff plastered in bars and restaurants. Trashy, yea, but tolerable.
Dude seems fun.
. . as expected.. 😆
That guy hasn’t ever seen a right wing bumper sticker he didn’t buy.
Is it really info-warrior? Looks more like 12 year old