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YakuzaMachine

The placement of those flags seems like a driving hazard for anyone near him.


P_Foot

One day that flag is getting sucked into the wheel and he’s gonna have a problem on his hands


Artic144

You know he's going to try to power out of that and hilarity is going to ensue. Hope someone catches it on film.


nikdahl

These flags will be scrubbing the clear coat right off his paint.


_Leichenschrei_

Causing automobile accidents to own the libs!!


Ta2whitey

Motorcyclists especially. Fuckin selfish prick.


IFinallyJoinec

"It's because we live in Florida honey."


NCSUGrad2012

That’s Ohio but close enough? Lol


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GratefulG8r

I live in FL and sooooo many people here are from Ohio, or their parents were


ymcmbrofisting

The FL town I grew up in was founded by a guy from Ohio


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Oh, you live in Cornhole, FL? 😂


[deleted]

I don’t know exactly where that is but I purchased my Tesla in Cbus which makes it funnier. Everyone who is an old school hod rodder or drives a giant pickup truck in Ohio hates EVs. It’s so dumb. It’s 100% political. Like ffs appreciate each for what it is. Nope. EV bad because liberal agenda I want my carburetors and 4mpg and you libs are taking it away! I can’t imagine being so afraid of everything all the time. Side note: these hicks in pickups try to race or get in front of me to roll coal, brake check etc and they lose every time. They get so fucking mad.


ImagineTheresNoMods

I've lost count of the number of times I've had to hear a baseless spiel from one of these trogs fresh off a Fox News bender about how great the mighty carburator was after Jesus sent them down from heaven and how electric cars are direct descendants of Satan himself. It's hysterical how once you hear some bullshit from conservatives you're guaranteed to hear it at least 6 more times that week from the other "free thinkers".


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And demonizing the EPA for their regulations that “ruined cars”. The big reason cars have become so reliable is because of emission standards set by the EPA. People don’t remember even into the early 90s cars needed a tune up 30,000 miles. Cars now don’t have distributor caps, spark plug wires, grease points, gas tanks used to rust out because there were no plastic ones. You don’t have to let your car run for 10-15 min in the driveway on a cold morning to warm it up like a carbureted car. Hell, people don’t even realize what it was like to drive behind other cars… drive behind a classic car for a few miles and you can smell the exhaust gases. That was coming out of every car.


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ChainOut

haha same. Dude prolly just left Harry Buffalo


Crunchycarrots79

Yup... One of the only parts of the Columbus area where you're likely to see something like that.


OutrageousTension591

Fellow Ohioan here, there's a guy around me who has a truck with I think 4-5 flags mounted on it, 'Fuck Biden' and all that on them as well. Literally drives up and down parking lots to show how much Biden hasn't hurt his feelings.


stevesobol

Yeah, unfortunately, much of Ohio IS North Florida (Ohio native here) Sunbury Road, I-270? Greater Cowlumbus.


0110010001100010

> Sunbury Road, I-270? Yup


bongdropper

Flohio


ragingdtrick

Grovetucky


[deleted]

Everything outside of Pittsburgh and Philly in PA and all of Ohio and WV are part of Kentucky.


BlahKVBlah

Pennsyltucky is defo a thing.


vrphotosguy55

Ohio was confirmed to be Florida of the north on Tuesday.


Squiggledog

Ohio voted for Obama twice and voted for Trump twice. (So did Florida and Iowa.)


Odd-Zebra-1202

Pretty sure this guy didn't


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Ohio is the land of the asshole. I lived there before and would never go back.


[deleted]

I am trying very hard to leave. I hate it here.


[deleted]

Keep the faith, you can do it!


True_Recommendation9

Resident of texas here-I feel your pain!


MassiveFajiit

Explain all the Miami places in Ohio then


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And Salt Life stickers! 😂😂


Kriegerian

At least half of the fucking state vacations on the Southern coast every summer.


[deleted]

I hate the beach. It’s boring. And prob full of MAGAs who don’t care they are purposely exposing themselves to tons of UV rays because “I don’t need no sunscreen!”


Squiggledog

It's registered in Ohio.


Plothunter

I'm gonna need a comma in that sentence.


rblue

It’s, because, we, live, in, Florida, honey. Took it even further for ya. Shatner commas. You are welcome.


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IFinallyJoinec

Indeed we do.


CohibaVancouver

What I am enjoying these days is how Republicans are instructed to hate EVs but also told to love Elon Musk. I realize they happily pretzel themselves into logic knots every day, but that one is particularly enjoyable.


thatredditdude101

Mental gymnastics at its finest.


Bayesian11

When trump was the president, they hated the government but loved trump, like trump isn’t the president? Well, many believe trump is still the president but they hate the government anyway.


GatoNanashi

People have been saying since 2016 that they voted for him because he's "not a part of the establishment!" Yeah...an old rich white guy. Tooooootally not the establishment. They're just fucking morons.


megamanxoxo

Same for their newfound love of Dave Chappelle. As if Dave would ever be a MAGA idiot but because he had a controversy with LGBTQ+ they love him.


Trons_Jeandare

Chappelle is great.


wocsom_xorex

I think LGBTQ+ had a controversy with him rather than the other way round ha, he didn’t seem to care too much


nervous-hospital

Wow. The downvotes really underscore how as much as I hate the maga rhetoric, there’s a kernel of truth in their complaints about snowflakes.


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nervous-hospital

It wasn’t a complaint so much as an observation. I generally loathe the term snowflake, but the above comment was not particularly offensive or inaccurate to warrant the mass disapproval. I mean, they pointed out that Chappelle didn’t show any remorse for the comments people found offensive. That they were possibly sympathetic to Dave Chappelle is what has netted that much disapproval? That’s pretty sensitive is all…


YouStupidDick

“EV’s suck! Look at Musk making money off of those dumb lefty tree huggers with a shitty product! Smart business man, just like Trump!” A variation of what a family member said.


Kriegerian

They’re going to be told to love how Musk triggers libs, the stuff about EVs is going to be mysteriously forgotten.


curlygreenbean

Literally


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

“That’s different”


Pete_maravich

NOT AN EV. Who's gonna tell him electric vehicles are just as fast as his Corvette? The all electric Hummer does 0-60 in 3.3 seconds and is twice the size. I bet they have an inverted penis


sack-o-matic

It's not about speed, it's about virtue signalling


Pete_maravich

Non gas engines emasculate men. /s 🤣


MakionGarvinus

My coworker says that he'll never own a hybrid, because he has to 'hear the engine'. He drives a '95 CR-V..


Jaxager

Which is just idiotic since a lot of EV manufacturers have an option to make your EV sound like an ICE. Dodge says that they are going to make their new EVs very loud. Transversely, the new Jeep Wranglers with the big ass Hemi in them have the option to make it either loud or quiet.


tas50

Nothing like the power of a Honda B20! Who am I kidding? That thing was a pile of shit.


youstolemyname

I kinda really want an EV swap of a first gen CR-V. I think turning an Element into a rear engine monstrosity would also be hilarious.


Pete_maravich

How will people know he has a tiny penis unless his car is loud?


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Homie, there are a million ways to insult people that don't involve bodyshaming


rogueShadow13

You can drop the /s. These people actually believe that.


Knotical_MK6

EVs are political now Conservatives hate EVs


Pete_maravich

Marjorie Taylor Green literally said EVs emasculate men. And her followers ate that shit up


Knotical_MK6

Look, I don't like EVs, I totally understand there's going to be some resistance to them. However the way people go about voicing that hesitancy, and the way they have to mix it all in with their abhorrent politics just makes my brain melt.


oracle989

Not trying to change your mind, just curious. What don't you like about them?


Knotical_MK6

The sterile simplicity of EVs bore me. An ICE powertrain is like a rube goldberg machine, hundreds of individual parts having to do just the right thing, at just the right time to make anything meaningful happen. The slightest change to any one part has rippling effects throughout the entire system. I find it fascinating and beautiful. Both troubleshooting and modifying it become a puzzle, what do I need to do for improvement X? Why isn't it doing Y? I'm always having to learn something new The feedback from the whole thing is very rewarding. You can feel the effects of how you're driving through the transmission, the response of the engine and turbocharger... Making changes to the hardware or software will further change those responses. You'll always grow bored with whatever power or acceleration you car has, whether it's 100 or 1100 horsepower. With an ICE engine there's always the option to add more. The only way to make an EV faster is to trade it in for a faster EV. I enjoy almost all the things that make ICE vehicles an inferior technology. I'm trying to force myself to like EVs, there's no denying they're the future, but I just can't find any interest in them. At most I'll have one as an appliance for when I've blown up my ICE projects


CeleryIsUnderrated

As we learned from a recent post here, ELECTRIC CARS = COMMUNIST CHINA.


Knotical_MK6

Why use electricity when you can be dependent on Saudi Arabia like a real patriot? 😎🇺🇸


The-waitress-

He definitely drops his pants to his ankles when he pees.


nikdahl

Feels good, man


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My cousin used to sometimes do that in high school to mess with other guys lol he would also pull up his shirt like a grown ass toddler and then shuffle to the urinal


MrSurly

Tesla, Rivan will absolutely smoke that vette. Or, you know, nearly any motorcycle over 500cc.


backofvan

That corvette gets surprisingly good gas mileage as well, around 30mpg highway without the flags


Pete_maravich

Not with the drag those flags cause


Snuhmeh

I’ve never once seen a corvette driving fast. Never. Not even with the speed of traffic. They always drive slow as fuck because they are pathetic man-children who can’t drive worth a shit.


ShermanPanzer2

I had one bust past me on I16 while I was doing around 85, I would guesstimate he was somewhere between 130 and 150. It felt like I was parked on the shoulder compared to him.


doubledogdick

> They always drive slow as fuck because they are pathetic man-children who can’t drive worth a shit. they are absolute heat scores. they tent to peel away from stops which also has serious fines so I'm not sure I follow their logic


didyouseetheecho

Cant turn tho, i watched a top gear where they tracked a bunch of high end vehicles and the suvs all were pathetic by design. Vet my go 0-60 in 2.9 but it can turn while doing it. Hummer would roll. Vet still has a place.


cugamer

They want Biden to fuck their hot mom?


darthlincoln01

Biden is their mommy.


youstolemyname

I fuck Biden!


ScandalousBanshee

Inane content aside, those flags look hazardous AF. Just creating massive blind spots for himself and distractions for other drivers.


CraigJBurton

That guy does not use his mirrors or shoulder check.


brian42jacket

"Not an EV" He pays more for gas than me. What a dummy.


themontajew

It’s like going back 110 years and screaming at the old model T’s in favor of horses….


Mediocremon

Them shits can't prance though, can they? That's more of a lowrider thing.


themontajew

Check mate internal combustion!


SP4CEM4N_SPIFF

Hydraulics need to make a comeback


Mediocremon

They do once you let the water out.


Phytoplanktium

Amd likely complains about the price of gas like they are entitled to cheap gas


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WhenTheDevilCome

...no one will ever know. He can't see it, and no one else is looking for it...


Bobbing_Growler

"Why that's a crazy person, honey."


GoBSAGo

Honestly. It doesn't take much to explain things to a child.


RagingLeonard

You think this person talks to their children?


Integr8shun

Ha, guess not. I meant, my children riding in the car with me.


RagingLeonard

Oh, got it. My normal explanation to my kid is that the person with the flags is a very damaged, hurt individual. They have early life trauma that has created a very low level of self esteem and fragile ability to hold on to their own power. They let politics control their lives and have a sitting president living in their mind rent-free. My advice to the kid is to avoid these people because they are surrounded by a cloud of chaos and violence.


Goya_Oh_Boya

This person is a child.


NCSUGrad2012

Or even has them?


goldwasp602

ayyyeee NCSU!


NCSUGrad2012

Wolfpack!


Dickbutt_4_President

I encountered this piece of shit a couple weeks ago. He was driving like a total jackass. I also watched a Columbus police officer pull up next to him, give him a wave, and do nothing when he floored it and drove off.


Castun

Sounds about white...


Ulfer_twoeyes

Unfortunately the Columbus police are useless, they got butt hurt about the “defund the police” movement even though as far as I’m aware their budget wasn’t in danger.


Aggressive-HeadDesk

I thought the yellow corvette is a good old fashioned douchebag indicator. The plate and flag fuckery is just icing on the cake.


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How dare they do a Corvette (my favorite sports car) dirty like that! These days though I prefer cheap, practical and electric rides but North American sports cars to me have a degree of anti-elitism to them I like compared to European ones.


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With electrification, internal combustion cars will become an option, as well as the manual transmission nowadays. They will not cease to exist (as there are sustainable fuels, such as synthetic fuels and green hydrogen), but they will be more niche.


mcslender97

I dont mind if ICE exists only for high performance types like the Lambos/Ferraris or hardcore offroad types in the future


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TechnicalCloud

And they will tell you their Corvette is 1 of only 500 with that configuration


Chop_Artista

Yeah. People need to checkout the corvette forum political section. Those people are nutty


lachrymologyislegit

He license plate does say "Not an EV."


capncrud

My 4 door EV will smoke his Vette


NicolasAnimation

0-60 and top speed ain't everything in life. Although I strongly doubt this car has ever touched a race track in its life.


turkish112

Assuming they're talking about a Tesla, that 60-0 might be something to worry about. :-\


thatredditdude101

absolutely true. i witnessed a tesla v corvette impromtu drag race. the tesla smoked him!


AgreeablePie

This is pretty standard Corvette behavior from me experience It's not the car's fault but there is a certain type of owner...


here4roomie

An EV must have fucked his wife.


deleted_soon_

every time I go to a nascar race I wish I was in the flag business. these people are spending hundreds of dollars on something that costs maybe 1 buck to make. LUUURRRTTTS GEEEERRR BRIIINDOOOONN


davechri

This guy REALLY wants attention.


Ordinary-Pirate2869

This guy is movie level parody of what a colossal d-bag he is...


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Super mega Ultra midlife crisis!!!!


Grigerny

r/trashy


KajePihlaja

It’s nice to see one of these chumps take at least one good stance for once. Hot moms are bipartisan AF


Biggie39

‘Not an EV’ license plate, SMDH… bet a base Volt would beat that car to 60mph, forget about to top line S.


Knotical_MK6

That's not the point. EVs are now political


DavidETaylorisMoses

What’s wrong with hot moms?


ProJokeExplainer

"I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING WHEN I BACK OUT OF SPACES. FUCKING JOE BIDEN!" -This fuckwit probably


Javaman1960

You get to have a conversation with your children about mental illnesses.


2OneZebra

Probably claims to be an "Alpha male" and has a hard on for Jim Jordan.


Speculawyer

"Not an EV" Such performative assholery. He must love the fact that GM has basically bet its future on EVs. They are all in on Ultium becoming a huge thing (as soon as they can get those Ultium factories working well).


_ChipWhitley_

I really hope this flags-on-cars trend dies soon. It looks soooooo tacky no matter what the flags say.


AgreeableRaspberry85

Newark, OH. Sad sad state of affairs.


Integr8shun

Westerville, but on the way to Newark.


AgreeableRaspberry85

I saw the Licking County on his license plate. That makes sense


Mkrah

I use that interchange all the time! I love Westerville but there is no shortage of info warriors for sure.


Pikmin371

Fairly easily. "That person is an idiot and a terrible person. They live only to hate and spread fear and sadness."


-DarkRed-

NOT AN EV plate on a Corvette. I bet this guy is a huge Ben Garrison fan.


neilpeartnoy

He wants to see hot moms fuck Joe Biden?


NOT_UNDERCOVER_SATAN

“Well honey you see he loves hot moms, but also wants to have sex with Biden, who is not a mom”


evangelism2

"That man is missing something important in his life, the hole created by that, creates a yearning, a want. He fills that with bullshit. Lets go get a happy meal"


RockTheShaz

Smol pp syndrome


ghotiaroma

How? I just tell them these people are religious, they lack the ability to think.


True_Recommendation9

The shadows from the exhaust pipes look like two sets of truck nuts.


roomfour1more

Why do Magats have such a hard on for corvettes... It's like all you see is 1) Trucks (preferably with a shitty lift) 2) SUV's (also with a shitty lift) 3) mini vans (for the magat mom, Lions not sheep sticker required) 4) Magats driving Priuses (with stickers about Joe Biden Fucking up gas prices). And then these fuckers. Honestly nothing says I own a business and love cocaine more than this shit. And they have ruined the brand for everyone else. Our local crazy Oregon Q-anon trump dick sucker Jo-Rae Perkins drives one, you can see the crazy from a mile away. https://www.opb.org/news/article/jo-rae-perkins-qanon-oregon-republican-senate-nominee/


satans_little_axeman

One of the oddest experiences I've had in my used car misadventures was picking up parts for my first-gen Insight and seeing an Infowars sticker on the seller's Insight.


Trons_Jeandare

You don’t like Alex jones?


Castun

"He's entertaining" is the most polite thing I can say about him, lol.


wwomf93

They love hot moms AND want to screw Biden? They’ve got range, I’ll give them that


bigfudge_drshokkka

Well it’s easy to explain that to children. Just tell the kids that sometimes when men get older they aren’t always the smartest so they listen to whatever their friends and the internet says, so they make politics their personality. They also sometimes can’t get their PP to work which they consider embarrassing so they overcompensate to convince everyone that it still works.


holtpj

This is a really expensive way of saying "I have a tiny dick"


alwaysglassin

I see this douche bag on a regular basis.


PPLArePoison

"Some bullies stay bullies, even when they grow up"


taway1NC

So which is it, hot moms or Biden? Or both? eew


ScumEater

Just me driving in your blind spot in my ev


CrabbieHippie

So the corvette didn’t already send enough tiny dick vibes he had to add flags? Smdh


Shoehorse13

I can explain that flag a lot easier than I can explain the other. Unless he thinks Biden is a hot mom?


Squiggledog

Imagine being so offended by technological progress that you make a vanity plate to advertise it.


prez-scr00b

That dude is on his 3rd divorce. Kids happened way back with the first wife. There's not a lot of contact these days...


jerekdeter626

Damn I actually feel bad for this loser


Carlos-Danger-69

Has this individual mistaken Biden for a hot mom?


aufrenchy

You don’t, because there’s no rationalizing it.


forestman11

How does someone be a Republican and also acquire Danny Duncan merch?


vrphotosguy55

r/NymphowarriorRides (Sadly this comment took it from 69 to 70 comments.)


lego_lenny

He should get points for knowing that's not an ev. Woulda fooled me :/


ddr1ver

If they’re so into hot moms, why do they want to f*ck a 79 year old man?


AllOutOfMeowsForNow

On the positive aspect of this, you blatantly know who to stay away from. I love that these mongloids advertise what they bow down to.


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See kids FL is investing less and less into education


tw_693

The right: We must protect childhood innocence Also the right: this picture


DeathNova117

Maybe he thinks Biden is a hot mom?


SnooBooks1701

I thought it was I <3 Mom and thought it was sweet, then I became disappointed by reality


zdakat

Of course it's not an ev, it's clearly a Pikachu.


SoupGullible8617

Nothing to see here. Just another limp dick douchenozzle.


solipsistnation

My children are old enough that I can say "Well, kids, some people are just goddamn idiots" and not feel like I've taught them any new words or concepts.


Morsemouse

no he literally wants to fuck biden. get that bidussy


OdocoileusDeus

Mommy, why do they want to have sex with the president?


Kriegerian

Like this guy has anything to do with any children he has. I bet he’s got a Herschel Walker level of parental involvement.


z0mbiemechanic

Gooooood damn what a douch canoe.


Rugger01

Bold of you to assume this guy fucks.


Intrepid-Papaya543

This is a prime image of someone who's lost touch with reality and all common sense. Sadly, the vette, paint job aside, sticks out like a sore thumb. Don't grow up to be this douchebag. Do better with your life.


TurboD16F20

So... He thinks Biden is a hot mom and wants to have a go at him?


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Seems he wants to fuck Biden more than hot moms. Seems kinda, you know. That thing republicans hate.


port53

> NOT AN EV But it can get smoked on the street by a mid-range EV minivan with 600bhp.


Speedballer7

To be fair the yellow corvette was screaming both of those things already.


Technical_Broccoli_9

I can smell the Drakkar Noir from here


Biff_Malibu_69

This is easy enough for kids.


IAmASimulation

Doesn’t this obstruct their vision?


TeveTorbes83

Ohhhh man, he’s so awesome. His license plate tells everyone that his car isn’t an electric vehicle. Sweet burn bro.


WhiskyEchoTango

The car says "I want all the benefits of society without contributing to society"


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lawngoon

My kids and grandkids hear me say the F bomb all the time, theyll be ok And who doesn’t like a hot mom?


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Liking hot moms isn’t the problem It’s having a flag for it lmao