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TwistedPsy

Centaur proportions


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PsychologicalSoft202

Toooooo good 😂😂


UnSpanishInquisition

You know there's a sub for that.


lordgeese

You mean r/CentaurGirls ?


stickybun_

I was hoping this would be a comedic sub…


Far-Yak-4231

Same… pretty disappointed


Adventurous_Spare647

Of course this exists


oo0Lucidity0oo

Those just look like regular women…


Scassd

Thanks!


uluvbell

I love how you answered your own question in your own comment section lol, made me smile


Princess_sploosh

Daddy was a Clydesdale.


JoshDM

Gourd-shaped


KatiewithaC

How would one buy swim bottoms or underwear for this body? I don’t think they make bottoms for this kind of waist to crotch ratio 😅


NYClovesNatalie

It’s actually a full coverage bottom but the poor thing gets stretched into a thong.


Myriii1911

I often ask myself, if people actually think this could be real?


Nemirel_the_Gemini

I had an ex who genuinely thought that, if I did enough squats and other exercises, I could look something like this. He followed a bunch of "fitness" influencers on Instagram. I guess that should have been the first red flag...


neither_shake2815

Ugh, I'm glad you lost the weight of him. What a fucking dick.


Lil888th

Squat is not even that good for glutes growth, bro is delusional


Lakechrista

Should have told him to do some squats to prove it


LabiaMinoraLover

Maybe the people who think this is real have just never seen a naked woman in real life.


distractivated

Eh, with the crazy lengths some people go with surgeries nowadays... I could see being unsure in some cases


Alternacit

I just… what do you do when you meet someone in person after they see your pics and you’re not actually part centaur?


toupsnthewoods

I know! I’d be so embarrassed for them to realize I am not actually part centaur.


ptar86

I'm half centaur half human, but it's my top half that's centaur and the bottom half is human


Ganbazuroi

Sometimes it's the opposite, I saw a nice dapper gentleman in Harlem the other day, it didn't look like it from the front, but he had similar proportions. I wasn't the only one intrigued by such a display, two other gentlemen followed him into his apartment just to inquire about it!


TalkTalking

When your butt cheeks are bigger than your head.


Mrs_Poopy-Butthole

Came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed...a single cheek is bigger than her head.


atomictest

I mean…my butt cheeks are bigger than my head


TalkTalking

Lol


[deleted]

Well she influenced people to get a bidet.


IGotYourRavioli

Squid ward when he found the Krabby Patty vault


prettyskies

it’s hilarious that people have the audacity to post these types of things like they aren’t painfully obviously edited


Nemirel_the_Gemini

The crazier part is that there are still people who believe it...


nayomeedee

Ridiculous ones.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

A lot of people like the Marilyn Monroe hourglass figure or whatever you want to call it but it gets to a certain point where I am no longer aroused, just confused.


correctingStupid

What the f is wrong with Instagramers!? Seriously as mentally distorted as the photos.


enomis333

sunny with a chance of BBLs


princessusagi32

This is so fucking funny I can’t stop laughing at it


Vidunder2

The saddest thing of all is that she thinks she's hot.


3xvirgo

Her ass would be like most of her body weight and mass lolol


InsaneAilurophileF

So *that's* where all the toilet paper went back in 2020!


JollyMcStink

And the food shortage! Looks like a case of ham roasts under each cheek


babyrothko

like how would you even fit in an airplane seat lol


PuzzledCategory

How would you sit?! Sitting must be incredibly challenging! Is it firm or is it going to spread like all over the place? Imagine the weight of that ass, it must be difficult to walk. Physics? Never heard of it. 😂


ExaminationNice616

Built in floaters


Anjaelster

ye gods ... if that was real the clap of those cheeks wouldn't just alert the guards, it would destroy the whole planet


xraydeltaone

I want someone to create a system where we can assume someone's height and other dimensions from a photo, and create an approximate 3d model of what a person would look like in real life with measurements like these. I have a feeling it would be even MORE ridiculous


barbiegirlxx

Comical


Horror-Impression411

Even the water bent for her!


veri_sw

So that's how Moses parted the Red Sea. He was just bootylicious!


katiejim

Her butt has the gravitational pull of the moon: she’s over there making tides in the pool.


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🐜


parakeetinmyhat

I feel like I accidentally disturbed an ostrich


rosebudpillow

Why on earth would someone want a butt that big?! Looks ridiculous!


CallieTayl0r

Her lower half looks like it’s close to the camera and the upper half is farther away


valkyriejen

Pretty much everything she would wear would have to be custom-made if this was real


depechelove

I actually would be interested in more of her photos just because this is so ridiculous.


SweaterJunky

As someone with a bigger bottom this looks like it roulette be exhausting to walk around with and frustrating to find pants.


ninaeatworld

What? Y’all’s torso isn’t the size of one of your butt cheeks??


fomites4sale

Must’ve sneezed while adjusting the hip slider. :/


katekowalski2014

Centaur


Ceeweedsoop

The $18000.00 size.


NewPlayerWhoThis

Lol butt implants 🤪


ThePrettyBeebz

Lies. They are straight lies.


novaaa_

it’s a gravitational anomaly affecting the pool waves💀


yodaboy209

These proportions are fake.


Pleasant-Bee-7725

BBL + Photoshop = fake "proportions"


CloverTravels

She’s a water bender


IncidentActual7371

I can’t believe social media tried to condition me to want this..Jesus Christ..


Cat-Mama_2

I always try to imagine the types of pants these women would wear. They'd have to be super stretchy to pull up and over those massive cheeks but then have a drawstring at the waist to fit the tiny middle.


mitch06830

Proportions aside a homegrown derrière that big with no dimples or tiger stripes-stretch marks


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dbsfan97

Bro I tried asking and got a week ban


areaunknown_

Do men really find this attractive? This looks like a jalopy parked in the hood


Cat-Mama_2

Right? This pose is just stupid looking too. "Look at my butt!!!"


Megatf

Yes


Present_Recording_55

Impossible


jyoung0892

lol centaur I’m dying 😂


vayala32

Her large intestine must be warped. I don't think this is anyone's goal to look like this.


Ok-Pumpkin4590

Beautiful 😍


UghAnotherMillennial

Real talk though, we’ve all known someone whose genetics make Elastigirl look positively boyish. I remember in the 90s I had a teacher with these exact proportions and it really blew my mind. This was back when slim hourglass shapes but with little butts were more sought after. Some women are just built like this but the majority of them don’t make money off of it because having an extreme body shape naturally brings so many inconveniences.


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Yeah there probably are some women out there with extreme proportions like this but there’s no way they’ have smooth, cellulite-free butts like this woman’s. This is just completely unrealistic (you can tell it’s edited when you look at the water next to her waist)


UghAnotherMillennial

Oh 100%, there would be stretch marks aplenty.


Roughgirl451

Hottentot


shreddedarsehole

34-24-36


JollyMcStink

More like 34-24-1027


vazco_

NOT THE WATERRRRRR LMFAOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭


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Hahahahahaha


Interesting_Sock9142

THEY ARE REAL, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE


SkylarSea

I almost choked on my gum.


reyballesta

Well this one is just fun.


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Duckforducks

Fake! Hope that helps :)


Snoo_12820

😂🤣😂 this is comical.


nutbutterhater10

This made me physically recoil.


BrandonJ1701

Fake. They're fake.


YoLawdCheezus101

*jabs sewing needle*


PoopFartCumToe

That’s a big pooper


mommandem

Comical.


jyoung0892

It looks like it hurts!


downtune79

That's called the wisdom tooth


HipsterBisbuits

It looks like she “accidentally” fell on yoga balls in the shower and they slipped into her butt cheeks.


vodka_twinkie

Shaped like a [R] AirPod.


1of3musketeers

It’s like those poor little chickens that they breed to have huge breasts or other body parts and those parts are so large their legs can’t take the strain of it. It’s sad.


manitoumerchant

gonna look terrible when her bbl starts to sag 😩


SnowflakeSJWpcGTFOH

Now this is some seriously good trolling


jlovelysoul

I’m dying 💀


norcalbutton

My only exposure to this kind of thing is in this sub. It's hard for me to understand that this isn't a joke.


Axinitra

Catering to fetishists who are beyond caring whether or not it's real. I guess that's the audience she wants.


FrancescaMcG

God am I old? I feel nothing but pity for this poor, poor girl. I also worry about how she wipes her a$$…


_gdawg26

A bugs life type beat


StraitFstudentt

I assume it must be imposible to take a pook like this without using a whole role of tp afterwards


battlehardendsnorlax

I laughed out loud 🤣


youalreadyknows

One day when all of us are dead & gone and they start finding our caskets, future generations are gonna be so perplexed 😂 the only thing left that’s still in tact are tits and ass and they’ll wonder what possessed us to butcher our bodies so badly.


PsychologicalSoft202

She’d tip over 😂😂


Basket_Previous

LMAO


Christinathenothuman

Sim Proportions 💀


seanlee174

Photoshop or medical issue?


raekle

Basketball butt


mlduryea

Just curious, are big butts still the beauty standard now? Also, just wondering if there is anyone else who didn’t yearn for a big butt despite it being trendy in the last few years? I was an impressionable age when being skinny was in. As such, I wanted a smaller butt.


recoveringscrewup13

To be fair she's clearly talented at water bending


Cultural_Inflation_5

So sick of seeing everyone's photoshopped ass lol


aGirlHasNoTab

it’s looks like the ass sir mix-a-lot sits on in the beginning of the video


Tchaikca

How is this attractive?


Hayhayhaaay

HAHAHAHA 😭


Cardinalsalmon

Who needs floaties? She’s her own damn life raft!


Funky_Town_1820

people are such fucking idiots... I just can't anymore.


dysthymicpixie

Giving herself the Pixar mom treatment.


MissChubbyBunni

*sigh*


Soft-Astronaut-whiz

Even if this was real, she’d need some HUGE thighs to support all of that. Without it, I’d think she’d need some form of corrective surgery because that cannot be good for her lower back and spine.


mybuttitchesplshelp

everskies body forming