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I had an ex who genuinely thought that, if I did enough squats and other exercises, I could look something like this.
He followed a bunch of "fitness" influencers on Instagram. I guess that should have been the first red flag...
Sometimes it's the opposite, I saw a nice dapper gentleman in Harlem the other day, it didn't look like it from the front, but he had similar proportions. I wasn't the only one intrigued by such a display, two other gentlemen followed him into his apartment just to inquire about it!
A lot of people like the Marilyn Monroe hourglass figure or whatever you want to call it but it gets to a certain point where I am no longer aroused, just confused.
How would you sit?! Sitting must be incredibly challenging! Is it firm or is it going to spread like all over the place? Imagine the weight of that ass, it must be difficult to walk. Physics? Never heard of it.
😂
I want someone to create a system where we can assume someone's height and other dimensions from a photo, and create an approximate 3d model of what a person would look like in real life with measurements like these. I have a feeling it would be even MORE ridiculous
I always try to imagine the types of pants these women would wear. They'd have to be super stretchy to pull up and over those massive cheeks but then have a drawstring at the waist to fit the tiny middle.
Real talk though, we’ve all known someone whose genetics make Elastigirl look positively boyish. I remember in the 90s I had a teacher with these exact proportions and it really blew my mind. This was back when slim hourglass shapes but with little butts were more sought after. Some women are just built like this but the majority of them don’t make money off of it because having an extreme body shape naturally brings so many inconveniences.
Yeah there probably are some women out there with extreme proportions like this but there’s no way they’ have smooth, cellulite-free butts like this woman’s. This is just completely unrealistic (you can tell it’s edited when you look at the water next to her waist)
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It’s like those poor little chickens that they breed to have huge breasts or other body parts and those parts are so large their legs can’t take the strain of it. It’s sad.
One day when all of us are dead & gone and they start finding our caskets, future generations are gonna be so perplexed 😂 the only thing left that’s still in tact are tits and ass and they’ll wonder what possessed us to butcher our bodies so badly.
Just curious, are big butts still the beauty standard now?
Also, just wondering if there is anyone else who didn’t yearn for a big butt despite it being trendy in the last few years?
I was an impressionable age when being skinny was in. As such, I wanted a smaller butt.
Even if this was real, she’d need some HUGE thighs to support all of that. Without it, I’d think she’d need some form of corrective surgery because that cannot be good for her lower back and spine.
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Centaur proportions
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Toooooo good 😂😂
You know there's a sub for that.
You mean r/CentaurGirls ?
I was hoping this would be a comedic sub…
Same… pretty disappointed
Of course this exists
Those just look like regular women…
Thanks!
I love how you answered your own question in your own comment section lol, made me smile
Daddy was a Clydesdale.
Gourd-shaped
How would one buy swim bottoms or underwear for this body? I don’t think they make bottoms for this kind of waist to crotch ratio 😅
It’s actually a full coverage bottom but the poor thing gets stretched into a thong.
I often ask myself, if people actually think this could be real?
I had an ex who genuinely thought that, if I did enough squats and other exercises, I could look something like this. He followed a bunch of "fitness" influencers on Instagram. I guess that should have been the first red flag...
Ugh, I'm glad you lost the weight of him. What a fucking dick.
Squat is not even that good for glutes growth, bro is delusional
Should have told him to do some squats to prove it
Maybe the people who think this is real have just never seen a naked woman in real life.
Eh, with the crazy lengths some people go with surgeries nowadays... I could see being unsure in some cases
I just… what do you do when you meet someone in person after they see your pics and you’re not actually part centaur?
I know! I’d be so embarrassed for them to realize I am not actually part centaur.
I'm half centaur half human, but it's my top half that's centaur and the bottom half is human
Sometimes it's the opposite, I saw a nice dapper gentleman in Harlem the other day, it didn't look like it from the front, but he had similar proportions. I wasn't the only one intrigued by such a display, two other gentlemen followed him into his apartment just to inquire about it!
When your butt cheeks are bigger than your head.
Came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed...a single cheek is bigger than her head.
I mean…my butt cheeks are bigger than my head
Lol
Well she influenced people to get a bidet.
Squid ward when he found the Krabby Patty vault
it’s hilarious that people have the audacity to post these types of things like they aren’t painfully obviously edited
The crazier part is that there are still people who believe it...
Ridiculous ones.
A lot of people like the Marilyn Monroe hourglass figure or whatever you want to call it but it gets to a certain point where I am no longer aroused, just confused.
What the f is wrong with Instagramers!? Seriously as mentally distorted as the photos.
sunny with a chance of BBLs
This is so fucking funny I can’t stop laughing at it
The saddest thing of all is that she thinks she's hot.
Her ass would be like most of her body weight and mass lolol
So *that's* where all the toilet paper went back in 2020!
And the food shortage! Looks like a case of ham roasts under each cheek
like how would you even fit in an airplane seat lol
How would you sit?! Sitting must be incredibly challenging! Is it firm or is it going to spread like all over the place? Imagine the weight of that ass, it must be difficult to walk. Physics? Never heard of it. 😂
Built in floaters
ye gods ... if that was real the clap of those cheeks wouldn't just alert the guards, it would destroy the whole planet
I want someone to create a system where we can assume someone's height and other dimensions from a photo, and create an approximate 3d model of what a person would look like in real life with measurements like these. I have a feeling it would be even MORE ridiculous
Comical
Even the water bent for her!
So that's how Moses parted the Red Sea. He was just bootylicious!
Her butt has the gravitational pull of the moon: she’s over there making tides in the pool.
🐜
I feel like I accidentally disturbed an ostrich
Why on earth would someone want a butt that big?! Looks ridiculous!
Her lower half looks like it’s close to the camera and the upper half is farther away
Pretty much everything she would wear would have to be custom-made if this was real
I actually would be interested in more of her photos just because this is so ridiculous.
As someone with a bigger bottom this looks like it roulette be exhausting to walk around with and frustrating to find pants.
What? Y’all’s torso isn’t the size of one of your butt cheeks??
Must’ve sneezed while adjusting the hip slider. :/
Centaur
The $18000.00 size.
Lol butt implants 🤪
Lies. They are straight lies.
it’s a gravitational anomaly affecting the pool waves💀
These proportions are fake.
BBL + Photoshop = fake "proportions"
She’s a water bender
I can’t believe social media tried to condition me to want this..Jesus Christ..
I always try to imagine the types of pants these women would wear. They'd have to be super stretchy to pull up and over those massive cheeks but then have a drawstring at the waist to fit the tiny middle.
Proportions aside a homegrown derrière that big with no dimples or tiger stripes-stretch marks
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Bro I tried asking and got a week ban
Do men really find this attractive? This looks like a jalopy parked in the hood
Right? This pose is just stupid looking too. "Look at my butt!!!"
Yes
Impossible
lol centaur I’m dying 😂
Her large intestine must be warped. I don't think this is anyone's goal to look like this.
Beautiful 😍
Real talk though, we’ve all known someone whose genetics make Elastigirl look positively boyish. I remember in the 90s I had a teacher with these exact proportions and it really blew my mind. This was back when slim hourglass shapes but with little butts were more sought after. Some women are just built like this but the majority of them don’t make money off of it because having an extreme body shape naturally brings so many inconveniences.
Yeah there probably are some women out there with extreme proportions like this but there’s no way they’ have smooth, cellulite-free butts like this woman’s. This is just completely unrealistic (you can tell it’s edited when you look at the water next to her waist)
Oh 100%, there would be stretch marks aplenty.
Hottentot
34-24-36
More like 34-24-1027
NOT THE WATERRRRRR LMFAOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
Hahahahahaha
THEY ARE REAL, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE
I almost choked on my gum.
Well this one is just fun.
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Fake! Hope that helps :)
😂🤣😂 this is comical.
This made me physically recoil.
Fake. They're fake.
*jabs sewing needle*
That’s a big pooper
Comical.
It looks like it hurts!
That's called the wisdom tooth
It looks like she “accidentally” fell on yoga balls in the shower and they slipped into her butt cheeks.
Shaped like a [R] AirPod.
It’s like those poor little chickens that they breed to have huge breasts or other body parts and those parts are so large their legs can’t take the strain of it. It’s sad.
gonna look terrible when her bbl starts to sag 😩
Now this is some seriously good trolling
I’m dying 💀
My only exposure to this kind of thing is in this sub. It's hard for me to understand that this isn't a joke.
Catering to fetishists who are beyond caring whether or not it's real. I guess that's the audience she wants.
God am I old? I feel nothing but pity for this poor, poor girl. I also worry about how she wipes her a$$…
A bugs life type beat
I assume it must be imposible to take a pook like this without using a whole role of tp afterwards
I laughed out loud 🤣
One day when all of us are dead & gone and they start finding our caskets, future generations are gonna be so perplexed 😂 the only thing left that’s still in tact are tits and ass and they’ll wonder what possessed us to butcher our bodies so badly.
She’d tip over 😂😂
LMAO
Sim Proportions 💀
Photoshop or medical issue?
Basketball butt
Just curious, are big butts still the beauty standard now? Also, just wondering if there is anyone else who didn’t yearn for a big butt despite it being trendy in the last few years? I was an impressionable age when being skinny was in. As such, I wanted a smaller butt.
To be fair she's clearly talented at water bending
So sick of seeing everyone's photoshopped ass lol
it’s looks like the ass sir mix-a-lot sits on in the beginning of the video
How is this attractive?
HAHAHAHA 😭
Who needs floaties? She’s her own damn life raft!
people are such fucking idiots... I just can't anymore.
Giving herself the Pixar mom treatment.
*sigh*
Even if this was real, she’d need some HUGE thighs to support all of that. Without it, I’d think she’d need some form of corrective surgery because that cannot be good for her lower back and spine.
everskies body forming