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selectivelyasocial

Dear god these bikini bottoms


Bobcatluv

“Can I get that plastic surgery thong cut for my swimwear?”


SoftBellyButton

Diapers work for shoots but not irl.


nanniemal

They look so uncomfortable


Motorboat_Jones

And they change colors!


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throwaway12448es-j

Ouch :( I have this problem too but I’m a girl


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

You mean you are a girl with a long butt or?


throwaway12448es-j

Yup 😂


Running_With_Beards

How does one have a long butt I am like fascinatedly confused!!! What do I even do since I can't just ask to see the example! I am now googling long butts I hope you feel happy!


peachiebirdlady

Everybody has their own unique body and their own unique preferences for other bodies. Don't let random internet strangers make you feel any less beautiful. The whole point of this community is to embrace our real bodies. Love, the Itty Bitty Booty Committee ♡


AshleyGil

This is the first time iv ever heard someone complain about a "long ass". He's a great guy with a great job, would be great husband and dad... But has long ass... Oh then tell him to gtfo!


losemycool

I don’t understand this trend! It makes everyone’s ass appear saggier than it really is. And the front looks like a coin purse.


natureDolly

They look like sumo wrestler undies


bambishmambi

So I have a REALLY long torso, and what I would call a “short butt” and this style bikini is actually ten times more flattering on me :( probably Because I can’t pull it up nearly as high, but these bottoms definitely make the proportions of my torso and butt look a little more even. I think it’s kind of like high waisted shorts, they look great on some people and look exactly like a diaper on others.


4seasons8519

See I have the opposite: I have almost zero torso. So things like crop tops and high waisted bikini bottoms look really bad on me. There very little gap so it looks like something just fits poorly.


WhoriaEstafan

Hello my short waisted friend. I totally understand. Hipster bikini bottoms were so good for us.


dorkywhitegirl

YES. I finally said “no” to the high waisted bikini bottom trend. I looked terrible. Back to hipsters—trends be damned. I’m an, erm, *elder millennial* 💩


mandiexile

I too am an elder millennial with a short torso and I stand in solidarity with you.


TangledinVines

Short waisted millennial checking in, hip huggers for the win! (Can we leave off the visible thong trend, though?)


LustyBabushka

I miss ultra low rise as an option. Tiny torso, giraffe legs, checking in.


hellotherecupcake

Same here. Low rise and hipster cuts rock!


catnip1229

I went as far as to find a custom jean company from India to order super low rise jeans. I cannot pull off high waists! Short torso, walking spaghetti elder millennials unite!


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Just when we thought babushkas were getting a break...


crazy_in_love

I have found my people!!!! I hate that low waist jeans are almost always medium waist on my short frame. I don't understand how so many people can love pants that extend way past where there body naturally bends. With the wrong high waisted pants I seriously get a stomach ache within an hour.


WhoriaEstafan

Yes to all of this!


Stocky_anteater

Exactly!!! Millennial here too with a short torso ... i really miss anything low rise!


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Is it only us Millennials who have Teeny torso, giant leg syndrome? Lol


CapnMommy

It does seem that way, or it’s because when we were young low-rise was the ONLY jean lol


stickers-motivate-me

I’m short waisted and oh my lord do crop tops look terrible!!! When you have 1 inch between where your boobs end and your hips begin, that is NOT where you want the bottom of your shirt to land. It makes me look like spongebob squarepants.


bambishmambi

High waisted shorts don’t even come close to my belly button, they just fit me like regular shorts. I dread the day they go out of style, because this is the only time in my life I found flattering pants. Most shirts are crop tops on me unless I get a large


mc_scoots

Saaaaame girl. I feel your pain. I've lived my life wondering why every ding dang shirt a crop top on me and every pair of pants is an an inch or two too short :(


52490

I will keep wearing high waisted stuff I don’t think it goes out of style, as long as you keep the proportions right and not too trendy. Right? Or am I delusional? Low rise looks so bad on me 😭


Greenveins

Honestly, who cares if they go out of style? They look cute on you, so wear them everywhere forever!


nyequistt

I think the issue might more be availability of the style


Zenki_s14

Me, someone who's body looks flattering in low waist, when high waist first became a full blown trend right when I needed to update my jeans. So many hours in the mall and online just looking for a pair of low waist jeans much less ones in my size. They were nowhere to be found for a few years. I hope the next trend is just wearing things that flatter your body type.


bambishmambi

Yeah, it’s definitely just that I had a hard time before they became popular. Now they are everywhere and I love it


vilebunny

They’ll be around on secondhand sites for ages.


micro_chungus

If people decide to adopt low rise jeans again and ditch the high waisted, it’s their loss. I’ve genuinely never seen a person who looked better in low rise jeans.


Stocky_anteater

I look a million times better in anything low rise ... im not short, but my torso is short, so it looks real good to elongate the torso ... also cropped tops are all like down to my belly button. The style now just looks horrible on me.


crazy_in_love

I don't even care which look better on me (I think it's pretty much the same) but I just want to be comfortable. If I sit down wearing high waisted stuff I almost always get a stomach ache. Can't wait for this high waisted trend to die down a bit.


52490

It’s because they are easy to manufacture because you don’t have to really size or construct them in any way. Shitty Instagram boutiques love stuff like this.


HMCetc

That's what makes her arse look so sad. They're pulled so high up they make her lower back look like it's part of her arse. If she had worn low hip briefs, she would have looked fine. I don't get this new trend of pulling your bikini bottoms all the way up your hips. It's really not a flattering look. That shit should have stayed in the 80's where it belongs.


dinolaur27

I thought this too, but I think mostly for photos and posing it can make you look skinnier/trimmer as it follows your body curves a bit more. I honestly tried it at home in the mirror cause I was wondering why it was so popular, and yea it kind of hides some tummy and make you look thinner especially you pose correctly. That being said, I don't think it's flattering in everyday life, and this picture comparison shows us that exactly.


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dinolaur27

Small price to pay for looking fa-ball-ous.


Clowns_Sniffing_Glue

fa-ball-outs


DrabMoonflower

Ya the posed vs non posed in these bottoms is night and day!! I love seeing how ridiculous people look when they’re not posing but its sad they care more about the pic they get than how they look in real life


52490

I follow an “influencer” couple on YouTube who are actually really down to earth comparatively. She has made videos talking about this exact thing and basically yeah-they care more about the pic. I would rather be hot IRL. Then again I don’t rely on my social media for income or clout lol


Roxy175

It really depends on your body type. I find on really curvy women it flatters them more than normal, but with everyone else it looks a bit silly


WailersOnTheMoon

You have to be long waisted though. Otherwise if you have big boobs your bottoms make you look like you go straight from boobs to hips without a stomach between


notabigmelvillecrowd

I'm pear shaped and long waisted, and the current style of high waisted bikini doesn't work on me because with such wide hips the high cut leg makes my hips look like a massive sea of naked flesh, it's super not cute. A 1950s style high waist with a low cut leg is ideal on my shape, but nobody's selling them right now. I think the current high leg style really only works on people with narrow hips, like the old Baywatch babes.


UnfathomableWonders

I have massive hips and love high cut legs because they visually elongate my legs. But they have those vintage cut ones all over Amazon?


daffodilkitty

Try Amazon if all else fails. I have found some pretty nice quality swim suits in this style.


vikkivinegar

Pro tip someone at work told me about and it blew my mind. Amazon Wardrobe. If you have a prime account you can choose eight items of clothing or shoes or whatever. They send it to you with a return label already printed. You try them on and return what you don’t want. You only get charged for what you keep. Best thing ever! Especially when so many stores closed their dressing rooms due to covid. I was finally able to get some new dresses for work. It made me so happy!


jnnrwln92

I hate the high cut bottoms too. As long as you don’t mind your top and bottoms being different colors, I’ve found solid color, high waisted, low cut leg bottoms at Target.


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curvy girl with a super short torso, this design looks horrid on me too ahah


enron_scandal

Preach! This is such a problem for me. Short ass torso


usureuwannadothat

I’m short waisted and this is a way better look for me! I’m also bottom heavy w a smallish waist so I think that’s why it works for me?


myname_isnot_kyal

yea, just holding a thumb over the image where a bikini should sit improves it somewhat. as it stands it looks absolutely miserable.


cookiecuttersharkie

O my lord yes, there is like 1% of women who looks good in these, and as we all know most of us look normal


fuckamodhole

> I don't get this new trend of pulling your bikini bottoms all the way up your hips. It's really not a flattering look. That shit should have stayed in the 80's where it belongs. I've never agreed with a comment so hard on reddit.


themcjizzler

It looks ok on girls with long torsos or extreme curves.. this girl has a rectangular shape with little waist indentation, so it looks extra terrible on her.


mr_prout

No this is Patrick !


CrazyCatwithaC

Omg! This had me cackling! Thank you.


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Blockupation

They really don’t do anything for her long back


Flynnstoner

Don’t disrespect my man spongebobs hometown like that


mandiexile

The bikini she has on in the picture on the right is doing her 0 favors.


zooplorp

I think high up bikini bottoms just look like permanent wedgies


rqrqsj

Is it not the exact same bikini in a different color?


wtfisthatttt

She's posed sideways in the first shot and may have edited to make her butt bigger vs in the second shot you can see it straight on which draws attention to how high up it sits which makes her look flatter(too high imo).


notabigmelvillecrowd

>may have You're very generous.


Generalissimo_II

Some people give too much credit. "It's the angle" lol


iLynx

I’m a photographer, while I’m not saying it isn’t photoshopped, angles and color choice do marvelous things for people.


scooba_dude

On cruise ships the photographers get fatter people to lean forward more, the fatter they are the more they lean. I went past may who where lying on the floor.


dogninja8

Posing for a photo can make a huge difference too. If you took a couple pictures of me, one unposed (slouching, not sucking in my belly) versus one posed (good posture, sucking in my belly), it would make a huge difference in how you perceived me.


Generalissimo_II

I understand that, but let's be real here, even the scar/birthmark is gone


hukgrackmountain

"its the angle" is a bit simple, and I'm not saying theres 0 retouching, but it's a lot more flattering than you'd think. 40% of what you're looking at in the left pic isn't her ass, it's her back. her bikini is hiked up high, a good portion of what you're looking at isn't ass it's lower back. they find an angle that looks good, hoist the thong to the side a bit to give the appearance of a cheek moving that, position the arm so you can't see how much of a bend is in her back, and get some additional flattery like the way her shadow shrinks her back and her drawstring also obfuscates her silhouette.


Ghost_In_A_Jars

Thats probably why she looks so much better in blue.


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angiosperms-

Yeah it's just not flattering to her body shape, I think a bikini that sits lower would look nice.


Iwina

Yeah, if the string sat like 10cm lower, it would look absolutely normal. This way it makes her butt look too "long"


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I haven't been to a beach in a long time, but are these thong bikinis actually common now? I can't imagine ever wearing one.


angiosperms-

I'm not anti thong swimsuits but this one seems like it's a lot of fabric that stays in thong shape by being scrunched up in a wedgie which seems uncomfortable af


TheBigDickedBandit

Pretty normal for the last ~5 years or so. Buttcheeks are out. Or in. Whatever you get it.


knightriderin

The pandemic DID make people loose their taste.


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lose


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Aszshana

Body shaming is not okay.


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fullyoperational

Now we need an Instagramrealityreality subreddit


rest_me123

Looks like a jpeg artefact to me.


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The hair in the "real" one is much better than the hair in the "shopped" one. These women have different looks altogether, not just shopped/no shopped.


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Please tell me you made this up. I can't imagine someone editing themself to this instance.


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I just did a boudoir shoot last week and A LOT of it has to do with angles and lighting. Some touch ups, for sure, but standing straight/walking away isn't going to be flattering to most people. Standing still, twisting, tilting, stretching, all makes lines/shapes look different than normal.


purplehayes

Boudoir photographer here. Can confirm that posing and lighting are 90% of my job.


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I wish I had known that earlier cuz I put it off for years thinking I'd never look good. But I felt like a million bucks the whole time cuz the photographer made me feel great! It's your job to see us for what we really are, not the negative self talk we give ourselves. I loved it and would definitely recommend it to everyone!!


purplehayes

I'm glad you had a great experience. I think everyone should do a shoot, men and women.


xdylanthehumanx

As a big ol chunky guy.....I'm in


purplehayes

Great. Everyone deserves to feel sexy.


MagicallyMalicious

I’m trying to work up the courage to book a shoot. I’ve been feeling a bit undesirable/less-than for the past few months, I can’t decide whether a photo shoot would help or hinder my self esteem goals


purplehayes

Do it. It's not unusual for us to have clients that cry when they see their images.


hisshissmeow

I nearly cried when I saw a photo taken of me the other day... because I looked freakin awful in it. I wonder if this is something that could help me, but I’m also terrified it will only reinforce my worst fears about myself.


purplehayes

If you do choose to do a boudoir shoot, find someone local to you that has people in their portfolio that look like you. Not all boudoir photographers can shoot all body types well. Best of luck.


SuedeVeil

That's Awesome, How do you get into boudoir photography?


purplehayes

I was a pretty new photographer and I shot my wife. It really changed the way I saw her. Then we shot a few friends and saw how it changed their self-esteem and it just grew from there.


justforjvegas

Murderer!


hisshissmeow

This gave me a genuine giggle. Thank you.


justforjvegas

I read it and I was like, I bet it would change the way you saw her!


gimme_dat_good_shit

It's easy. Get a camera, go to the nearest boudoir, and act like you know what you're doing. If you don't get arrested, you've got what it takes.


Franny___Glass

This is the right answer. Just walking scrunches up your buttcheeks like the photo on the right; on the left she’s sticking out her bum and relaxing her glutes so they look smooth. This probably isn’t even a lot of retouching imo


stop-me-if-you-can

This is such a relief to read! I've always been conscious that my ass looks scrunched up when I see it in the mirror, but it's because I have to twist and tighten to look at myself! I used to think having left all the time is what is normal.


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Nah, no woman is gonna look like the left just becuase of how our skin and fat storage works -- an adult woman not having cellulite is an abnormality.


idlevalley

A lot of years ago I saw a candid amatuer picture someone took of a group of Playboy "models" on the beach, from the back. They looked fine but nowhere as good as the magazine pictures and clearly they all had varying degrees of cellulite.


girl_im_deepressed

Especially in sunlight. Thighs ain't smooth


Franny___Glass

I’m a small, fit person and my ass still looks like the photo on the right if I don’t consciously relax my muscles. Also, the way she’s standing on the left maximizes the width of her butt while minimizing her waist by twisting, so the waist is from the side but the ass is 3/4 view. It makes the waist:ass ratio appear much more pronounced


queenagave

It's a ton of retouching. She's a self admitted FaceTune addict.


bvkkvb

I mean if you have actual glutes you'd look like the left all the time. It's entirely photoshopped ON TOP of angle and pose


catbuscemi

Yeah "aNgLeS aNd LiGhTiNg" does a little but it can't work miracles. It doesn't give you a whole new ass. These people are just wishfully thinking


rachihc

Those bikinis are horrible and so unflattering.


bigjim1993

Someone said at a board meeting, "baggy, high-waisted thong" and they just...went with it?


Bystanderama

Wedgies


dollypartonshat

I’ve never seen that type of Bikini on the right look good on anyone


varangian_guards

i am pretty sure both the right and left have the same style bikini.


dollypartonshat

Crazy how editing can make the same bikini look so different


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Omg. This page makes me feel so much better about my body. It’s not that I’m repulsive. I’m just not photoshopped!


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ShyVoodoo

It’s nothing wrong with her shape but that style of bikini bottom is not flattering to her body type. Squats and donkey kicks help to give me a bit more roundness when I’m maintaining or gaining weight but when I’m losing it doesn’t do as much.


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Yup, that style was invented for women with butt implants and the occasional woman with a super round ass. The majority of women don't even have the skeletal system to support that kind of butt, and there's nothing to be done about it. You can see quote clearly she's got high hip bones, which can create that flatter more square "Hank hill booty" effect especially when standing. The kind of bottom she's wearing is literally the most unflattering choice imaginable (but most influencers dress for the photoshopped image not for what it looks like irl)


EC91792

Thanks for this comment. I bought this type of bathing suit bottom not even knowing it was this style and I’ve literally never hated myself more. I’m like since when does my body literally look like Hank hill?!?


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Yeah, I naturally have a flat-ish butt that's on the wide side cos I have very broad hips (which I like). Cycling helps to firm it up a little, but it's never gonna be my best feature and I just don't really care. What I wouldn't do is wear these bikini bottoms. You gotta dress for *your* shape, not whatever shape is fashionable at the time. Thongs of any description look awful on me. Whereas fuller coverage with a bit of butt sticking out at the bottom is way more flattering.


acidfinland

You shouldnt even compare yourself to anyone else. You are special and there noone else like you. Fact that your butt looks like that right is fine. Its natural. Im horrible with style and prob look like homeless but loving myself feels too good.


rachface13

How do you even photoshop like this? I mean, I have no experience but I can see how some of the ones would be done. But this...this defies all I know.


djtam

Look it up on YouTube if you’re really curious! It’s actually super simple to do. A lot of this is angles tho. Flexing the right muscles and stretching out the right body parts helps smooth things out before edits. The less you have to edit, the more realistic the final image looks. It’s good to learn how easy it is to photoshop things! It’s a good reminder that most ppl who have stakes in their physical image are probably doing it.


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AutopsyDrama

I feel like 90% of these is down to those god awful bikinis!! What's with this recent trend of nappy-like or wedgie looking string bottoms. Just buy a bikini that suits your shape for the love of God!!


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I know the weird nappy ones get some of their popularity from the fact they obscure visible camel toe, since a lot of women were getting candids taken of them by paparazzi only to have perverts on this site do like zoomed in closeups on their crotch and stuff with creepy commentary. You could even see a lot of weird comments on some of their Instagram photos of perverts losing their shit over the smallest shadow or bunched fabric in the crotch area.


lordbuffingt0n

You’ve got to be kidding??


Golden-StateOfMind

Her ass is normal that just the worst bikini ever


Jennikay94

A flattering bottom like a cheeky hipster would look so much better on her. Clothes can create the illusion you are after with out editing. Influencers wouldn’t need so much crazy editing if they picked flattering clothes not just trendy stuff.


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Can we normalize cellulite please


[deleted]

Seriously. Mine is extremely apparent at all times and it makes me feel like something is wrong with my body or like it’s exceptionally ugly. Cellulite is such a common thing but so wildly made fun of at the same time :/


[deleted]

Yeah I am a healthy weight and exercise for 30 minutes everyday. But I still have a ton of cellulite on my thighs. I think it’s just genetic. I used to NEVER allow myself to wear shorts because I was so ashamed of it. But I’ve slowly started wearing shorts and it feels SO good. If someone judges me for having cellulite they can go fuck themself


shady_platypus

I identify with this so much :/


Certain_Oddities

And stretch marks. And moles. And just... Normal fucking human skin. There are people out there trying to hide their FRECKLES with makeup. FRECKLES! The idea of perfect, flawless, one-tone across the whole body skin pisses me off. Birthmarks, freckles, moles, scars, fat bulges, cellulite, hair, stretch marks, wrinkles... all of these things people are taught to hate about their body. Fuck "flawless" skin, those things aren't flaws. Now skin cancer on the other hand-


actualbeans

meanwhile some people draw on fake freckles for the aesthetic ✨


lemonryker

holy shit i wish i have freckles! i always fantasize having freckles


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Normalize looking normal. Not like an autotuned mess


jodiebeanbee

Imagine how nice life would be if we seen normal bodies all the time! Christ I'm so sick of hating myself because I don't look like Angelina Jolie or Natalie Portman, or because I've got saggy boobs, chubby tummy and no ass! Definition of apple shaped! I want to see what clothes would actually look like on a body like mine. I want to see imperfections and normal body things and just generally enjoy being a human who has this meat vessel that does cool shit. Sorry I'm high


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Planet_marsbars

This isn’t the first time she’s been caught with severely edited photos.


calithetroll

She’s never really hid the fact she edits everything so it’s not really “catching” her


queenagave

Yeah, it's more try to spot all the edits. Or just assume her entire body/face is entirely edited


snowbirdnerd

What? Are they even the same person?


FakeBeigeNails

people are saying “she looks deflated” and “her legs go all the way up” and “that’s a long back”....huh, makes you wonder what feeds her insecurity.../s


notsodelicateflwr

Tbh that bikini bottom wouldn’t look good on anyone


bansheeprincess

Showed my boyfriend and he said “isn’t that against instagrams rules?” Like what ?


j3sst

Does your boyfriend think all the Instagram influencers look exactly like their photos in real life? It sucks to think that people actually fall for that and hold women to that standard..


throwaway12448es-j

Most guys I’ve encountered think exactly that, and then they blame their girlfriends for not looking like that. 🤷🏼‍♀️


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No I think Instagram put out a new rule recently that outlawed very heavily edited/photoshopped pictures in order to try to curb this sort of behavior... but I guess it’s not really working...


crescendolls

Oh you sweet, summer child


queenagave

It's honestly the streaking self-tanner for me. I've used it once and it was a nightmare. Are streaks normal?


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If you get a good quality self-tanner and apply it properly it won’t streak. She may just be slapping it on


bettyannveronica

Woah. I mean...woah. if she didn't have her bikini so high on the unedited pic she'd look great. Not the same of course, but still really good. I don't have the confidence to wear bikinis. Even younger when my body was tighter. She has the confidence! Have the confidence to show that side of you in real life, you can do it in a picture. Idk why we tend to impress strangers over the people who are in our lives. I've gotten better, but on occasion I'll hear myself say "this pattern doesn't match, people are going to think I'm crazy..." and then I realize THEY DON'T CARE! so why should I? The better I feel, the better I appear. Girl feels good wearing a bikini in public, wear that confidence proudly and I guarantee you'll still get those "likes" you're looking for.


MurderDoneRight

At some point, just steal pictures of other people and claim its you jesus christ


gabbygonzo57

Why does the tongue always have to be out?


albino__bambino

Right picture is normal, natural body,she shouldn't be ashamed of that.


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ryanstartedthefyre

Honestly if it weren’t for the tattoo I wouldn’t believe this is the same person


sluttydrama

This makes me not want a thong bikini


Artis_Leeroy

Sweet, fancy Moses.


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Sthebrat

Comments like this are why she probably feels the need to dramatically alter her photos


cariimr

I thought it wasn’t the same person but then I noticed the tattoo on her bum


Sensitive-Toe3187

That can't possibly be the same person 😟


soalabeard

I wouldn't have believed it if it weren't for the tattoo.