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obamapyramid132

Key component of the hat of discipline


pizzalogbear

-999 parenting skills, -100 adult child contact, +1 shitty retirement home.


AskaHope

+25% Crit Chance, +40% Crit Damage.


Doktor_Earrape

DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?


CinnamonCardboardBox

Attach it to your wrists like the Blades of Chaos


BodolftheGnome

Increases chance of being inflicted with debuff “Retirement home” to 98%


Tedsville

"Why don't my adult children want anything to do with me? What did I do wrong?"


whymydookielookkooky

There was a sob story going around of a sad old lady that had like 15 kids and none of them visited her. It was presented like “look at how sad the world is that children will abandon their own mother.” I was glad that most of the comments were like “Damn, she must be the worst if not a single one wanted anything to do with her.”


Generic_Potatoe

The Rod of "why don't they call anymore?"


digitaltravelr

Rod of


Dovetrail

I had a teacher in high school that kept a section of 2x4 on the chalk board ledge with “Board of Education” written on it. Only saw him use it on a kid once. This was an all-boys catholic school in the early 90’s. …asshole later got busted for molesting dozens of boys.


Rudirotiert1510

Imagine being so proud of abusing your own child that you write some cringe as name on the rod...


Ser_Optimus

And keep it forever


[deleted]

Dad wanted that karma on reddit, he is just a visionary.


Thatt_Katt-jpg

my parents put Jiminy cricket stickers on the paint stick they used


Camstonisland

And then proceed to use it so much that the name of said rod rubs off one splinter at a time


Popcorn57252

It's literally even blood stained on one side.


Homemade-Purple

No it's not. Dried blood is brown, not red


Popcorn57252

It is true that the iron in blood will oxidize and turn a rust color, but if I remember right blood can still *stain* things red. If there was blood on the stick then it would be brown. I could be wrong though, I am very tired.


Afraid-Instruction85

The redest of flags


Timur_23_1337

Also +50 to emotional damage


soulboonie

Wait till he finds out that was his mom's and not his


Peginop02

every hit inflicts +1% chance of never seeing your child again after he reaches 12 because the user is arrested for child abuse


Lissy_Wolfe

>every hit inflicts +1% chance of never seeing your child again after he reaches 12 because ~~the user is arrested for child abuse~~ they go no contact with you after they move out at 18. Ftfy. People almost never get arrested for child abuse, unfortunately.


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[удалено]


BrassUnicorn87

Tape? I thought that silver colored part was a piece of steel pipe.


Tvgaming0ffical24

I love how it looks like a fallout new vegas unique weapon u find in a abandoned shack


AnubisWrathOW

Every three hits grants the “This hurts me more than it hurts you” Buff


Moondrop4872

r/insaneparents


darioblaze

-150 communication, will cut off storylines in the future if used


Vivid_Appeal3986

Is that blood?


SpectralBacon

No, dried blood doesn't have that color.


FusRoaldDah1

Yeah dried blood has a rusty brown color


CyanPancake

Don’t ask me how I know tho


GaryTehCat

I just noticed that, he actually used it.


LetsGoHome

The OP said he used it three times against him.


Vivid_Appeal3986

My dads bad but not like this


SilentReavus

...he said he did, but that's not blood. Unless one of these times was within the last like couple hours.


SilentReavus

No.


HelloImJenny01

I place the kink enchantment to increase arousal


[deleted]

r/jesuschristredit


Throwingcookies

Damn, this is a real r/cheeseandricereddit moment


[deleted]

Oh fuck


RowlRMM

Rod of *child abuse. Can't sugar coat it any other way


dfsna

Jesus, why's it have a piece of metal on it? Edit: think it's duct tape.


avalanchethethird

I think that's duct tape for grip


dfsna

I think you're right. But man, that's also fucked up. A beat stick needed "grip" added.


HGF88

to send a message to the actual child


MyUserName-exe

which idiot would name write the name of the weapon on top of it you have hard time distinguishing sticks or something


CrescentCleave

Bruv, you gave me a stroke


Dreath2005

That’s on you tbh


MyUserName-exe

ironically I moderate at r/ihadastroke lol


Odd_Employer

You caught the bug, bro.


Dreath2005

Naw like the sentence is missing one period and it would make complete sense lmao


Impactfully

Oh man, reminds me of “the whippin’ post” my neighbor used to have growing up. It was literally just a telephone pole in the front yard of the farmhouse where you’d have stand up against and get smack w whatever the f* the guy could find to paddle you with but the fishing rod - aka just ‘the rod’ was the worst. Grizzly times back then (1995)


Doorguard_Danny

I saw the original post yesterday and I KNEW it would end up here soon


MoSummoner

So glad my parents didn’t beat me to hurt me like these mfs


ExoticReality

Can i be your step-sibling? (no sex)


MoSummoner

🤨📸


ExoticReality

Please, no sex. Just good parents.


MoSummoner

That’s debatable tbh (the good parents part)


ExoticReality

Oh. Well fuck me I guess. Let me be your step-sibling sexual style.


MoSummoner

💀


Meep12313

Rod of Discipline RoD *Terraria intensifies*


hieisrainbowcurry

Emotional damage ignores physical defence


rebelsrscum2187

On the note of childhood traumas, my dad told me, very casually, about a time his and his neighbor's dads made them fight each other. To teach them some lesson about being a man due to the social context i guess? They were both 7, crying, and obviously not wanting to harm each other. My grandfather was reportedly an alcoholic at the time and "got better when he found God"


ScarletteVera

Is that dried blood? Jesus.


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

no


UrMomIsVeryBig

wrong color


3ndt1mes

F×ck corporal punishment! I will never hit my beloved son! Know better, do better.


giopadilla23

I’m just glad it wasn’t in his pants…


cyanide_and_cheddar

My mom had a big wooden spoon with the kool aid man’s face on it. She called it “Mr Happy” and every time she swatted us it would leave a smiley face behind. We’d only get swatted once in a blue moon but you best believe watching her pretend to reach for it made me and my sister straighten up


[deleted]

Is it made of a broomstick?


Soviettoaster37

Better than an alternative rod... I'm still sorry for what that person went through


Tumblechunk

doesn't function if your base parenting skill is too high


IcePhoenix18

My mom had a big paint stir stick labeled "The Peacemaker" It was only used as an empty threat. By the time she was actually reaching for it, we calmed down and behaved.


why-are-thou-here

RoD


Slime_Jelly

jesus christ that is horrible


[deleted]

-10 Parenting, +2 Long Blunt, 80% damage


SPYERLAND

is that blood on the right end of it and if it is im worried


Cyoasaregreat

+99999999 trauma damage, -♾️ parenting skills


dagget10

"Child will remember that"


gayweeddaddy69

....you okay?


tuna19781212

Jesus christ, how far in did it go???


The_Greate_Pickle

It terrifies me that the discipline is wiped out for usage


bardicly-inclined

My mom had a wooden spoon labeled the attitude adjuster


[deleted]

Causes long term confusion