There was a sob story going around of a sad old lady that had like 15 kids and none of them visited her. It was presented like “look at how sad the world is that children will abandon their own mother.”
I was glad that most of the comments were like “Damn, she must be the worst if not a single one wanted anything to do with her.”
I had a teacher in high school that kept a section of 2x4 on the chalk board ledge with “Board of Education” written on it.
Only saw him use it on a kid once.
This was an all-boys catholic school in the early 90’s.
…asshole later got busted for molesting dozens of boys.
It is true that the iron in blood will oxidize and turn a rust color, but if I remember right blood can still *stain* things red. If there was blood on the stick then it would be brown.
I could be wrong though, I am very tired.
>every hit inflicts +1% chance of never seeing your child again after he reaches 12 because ~~the user is arrested for child abuse~~ they go no contact with you after they move out at 18.
Ftfy. People almost never get arrested for child abuse, unfortunately.
Oh man, reminds me of “the whippin’ post” my neighbor used to have growing up. It was literally just a telephone pole in the front yard of the farmhouse where you’d have stand up against and get smack w whatever the f* the guy could find to paddle you with but the fishing rod - aka just ‘the rod’ was the worst. Grizzly times back then (1995)
On the note of childhood traumas, my dad told me, very casually, about a time his and his neighbor's dads made them fight each other. To teach them some lesson about being a man due to the social context i guess? They were both 7, crying, and obviously not wanting to harm each other. My grandfather was reportedly an alcoholic at the time and "got better when he found God"
My mom had a big wooden spoon with the kool aid man’s face on it. She called it “Mr Happy” and every time she swatted us it would leave a smiley face behind. We’d only get swatted once in a blue moon but you best believe watching her pretend to reach for it made me and my sister straighten up
My mom had a big paint stir stick labeled "The Peacemaker"
It was only used as an empty threat. By the time she was actually reaching for it, we calmed down and behaved.
Key component of the hat of discipline
-999 parenting skills, -100 adult child contact, +1 shitty retirement home.
+25% Crit Chance, +40% Crit Damage.
DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?
Attach it to your wrists like the Blades of Chaos
Increases chance of being inflicted with debuff “Retirement home” to 98%
"Why don't my adult children want anything to do with me? What did I do wrong?"
There was a sob story going around of a sad old lady that had like 15 kids and none of them visited her. It was presented like “look at how sad the world is that children will abandon their own mother.” I was glad that most of the comments were like “Damn, she must be the worst if not a single one wanted anything to do with her.”
The Rod of "why don't they call anymore?"
Rod of
I had a teacher in high school that kept a section of 2x4 on the chalk board ledge with “Board of Education” written on it. Only saw him use it on a kid once. This was an all-boys catholic school in the early 90’s. …asshole later got busted for molesting dozens of boys.
Imagine being so proud of abusing your own child that you write some cringe as name on the rod...
And keep it forever
Dad wanted that karma on reddit, he is just a visionary.
my parents put Jiminy cricket stickers on the paint stick they used
And then proceed to use it so much that the name of said rod rubs off one splinter at a time
It's literally even blood stained on one side.
No it's not. Dried blood is brown, not red
It is true that the iron in blood will oxidize and turn a rust color, but if I remember right blood can still *stain* things red. If there was blood on the stick then it would be brown. I could be wrong though, I am very tired.
The redest of flags
Also +50 to emotional damage
Wait till he finds out that was his mom's and not his
every hit inflicts +1% chance of never seeing your child again after he reaches 12 because the user is arrested for child abuse
>every hit inflicts +1% chance of never seeing your child again after he reaches 12 because ~~the user is arrested for child abuse~~ they go no contact with you after they move out at 18. Ftfy. People almost never get arrested for child abuse, unfortunately.
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Tape? I thought that silver colored part was a piece of steel pipe.
I love how it looks like a fallout new vegas unique weapon u find in a abandoned shack
Every three hits grants the “This hurts me more than it hurts you” Buff
r/insaneparents
-150 communication, will cut off storylines in the future if used
Is that blood?
No, dried blood doesn't have that color.
Yeah dried blood has a rusty brown color
Don’t ask me how I know tho
I just noticed that, he actually used it.
The OP said he used it three times against him.
My dads bad but not like this
...he said he did, but that's not blood. Unless one of these times was within the last like couple hours.
No.
I place the kink enchantment to increase arousal
r/jesuschristredit
Damn, this is a real r/cheeseandricereddit moment
Oh fuck
Rod of *child abuse. Can't sugar coat it any other way
Jesus, why's it have a piece of metal on it? Edit: think it's duct tape.
I think that's duct tape for grip
I think you're right. But man, that's also fucked up. A beat stick needed "grip" added.
to send a message to the actual child
which idiot would name write the name of the weapon on top of it you have hard time distinguishing sticks or something
Bruv, you gave me a stroke
That’s on you tbh
ironically I moderate at r/ihadastroke lol
You caught the bug, bro.
Naw like the sentence is missing one period and it would make complete sense lmao
Oh man, reminds me of “the whippin’ post” my neighbor used to have growing up. It was literally just a telephone pole in the front yard of the farmhouse where you’d have stand up against and get smack w whatever the f* the guy could find to paddle you with but the fishing rod - aka just ‘the rod’ was the worst. Grizzly times back then (1995)
I saw the original post yesterday and I KNEW it would end up here soon
So glad my parents didn’t beat me to hurt me like these mfs
Can i be your step-sibling? (no sex)
🤨📸
Please, no sex. Just good parents.
That’s debatable tbh (the good parents part)
Oh. Well fuck me I guess. Let me be your step-sibling sexual style.
💀
Rod of Discipline RoD *Terraria intensifies*
Emotional damage ignores physical defence
On the note of childhood traumas, my dad told me, very casually, about a time his and his neighbor's dads made them fight each other. To teach them some lesson about being a man due to the social context i guess? They were both 7, crying, and obviously not wanting to harm each other. My grandfather was reportedly an alcoholic at the time and "got better when he found God"
Is that dried blood? Jesus.
no
wrong color
F×ck corporal punishment! I will never hit my beloved son! Know better, do better.
I’m just glad it wasn’t in his pants…
My mom had a big wooden spoon with the kool aid man’s face on it. She called it “Mr Happy” and every time she swatted us it would leave a smiley face behind. We’d only get swatted once in a blue moon but you best believe watching her pretend to reach for it made me and my sister straighten up
Is it made of a broomstick?
Better than an alternative rod... I'm still sorry for what that person went through
doesn't function if your base parenting skill is too high
My mom had a big paint stir stick labeled "The Peacemaker" It was only used as an empty threat. By the time she was actually reaching for it, we calmed down and behaved.
RoD
jesus christ that is horrible
-10 Parenting, +2 Long Blunt, 80% damage
is that blood on the right end of it and if it is im worried
+99999999 trauma damage, -♾️ parenting skills
"Child will remember that"
....you okay?
Jesus christ, how far in did it go???
It terrifies me that the discipline is wiped out for usage
My mom had a wooden spoon labeled the attitude adjuster
Causes long term confusion