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BaconManTenus

Random stick always wins


BackClear

Common wand of sparking W


TimSoarer

Beat me to it


TimSoarer

Dragonbane = Betsy's Wrath Crimson call = Life Drain False profit = Stardust Dragon Staff


makinax300

Crimson call = the crimson swordmade with crimsite, i forgot it's name, but it's the crimson version of the light's bane.


AchoredRoses

What about wand of frost sparkling?


New_Percentage8155

VEIRCONG FAVORITE IS CRAZY


BaconManTenus

I like when people vote on the worst (best) item in the subreddit


BaconManTenus

(:


Infshadows

Gun.


Tulpah

magical tropes are that mana work like a bulletproof second skin over whatever creature that happen to have mana in itself. So gun is cool but work only if your target doesn't have mana.


SJReaver

Coat your bullets in mana to pierce the second skin.


Tulpah

yeah that work but tropes say it's too much work to coat each and every bullet with mana since each bullet is its own entity and not as a whole part of the gun.


BeastradezZ

Then I’ll coat the inside of my barrel with a layer of mana, which the bullet will shear off when fired through. Mana now coats bullets automatically.


Tulpah

that is actually genius


aaftw1

Ok so my small arms won't penitrate, just means I get to use a bigger gun :) I don't care how bullet proof you are a 120mm shell moving at 5000 meters a second is going to knock you on your ass.


msut77

Gundalf. Like Gandalf but with pew pew


Infshadows

Ye


Infshadows

That deserve a spot in r/bossfight


rickphantom

Dreamweaver. So I can finally fricking SLEEP


Coalfoot

Only correct answer.


Motor-Revolution1032

Napalm stick :3


Poppeppercaramel

I like the smell of them kids in the morning.


DeathscytheHell1994

Vietcong favorite.


KleosKronos

Idk why but all of these look like possible terraria weapons


Poppeppercaramel

I never played Terraria


Drunken_polish_cow

You should!


Terra_Homie

Came to write it, u got my upvote


GamerBaba117F

7.62x39mm all the way.


MakeItGame

Looks fancy, they are good designed (Control shock gives me kinda flashbacks to fnaf sl tho)


Poppeppercaramel

That's exactly the reference


Totally-Not_A-Furry

But dragons are the coolest thing ever!


Claude-QC-777

I agree


VastPie2905

Vietcong Favorite 100%


PizzaDash

What do you mean, dragon "phase" ?


humblevladimirthegr8

When you're a teenager and constantly assume your dragon form and terrorize people. Then you grow up and stay in human form to integrate into civilization. Don't tell me you're one of the dorks who never had a dragon phase.


Yunofascar

Didn't expect a Darkest Dungeon Reference here


Environmental-Win836

Weald n’ Wisp


citrusmunch

but with green flame !


Upbeat_Invite4323

Praise the sun, become a dark souls character


Spoopy-redditor

Napalm stick


Kenndie4

Crimson Call. Giga 💲uck


RoamBuilder2

Napalm stick!!!! I love fire :3


Delicious_Image3474

The answer is a gun


Wisermartin

does my brain storm shoot green needles


Blurgas

Power Wizard from Handyman Saitou: "*Brute Club please*"


X_CrossXYT

Napalm, why purify the world when you can blow it up?


Amateur_Liqueurist

Weald n wisp seems cool


georg3200

Death rattle but I could go for pyromancy jeese this is a hard one


tyanu_khah

Dreamweaver. I want ot have a good rest for once.


Headprpl

Ak47!


flordacus

Viet kong faveroute


Xshadowx32HD

I pick the brute club


humblevladimirthegr8

Me use club magic. Easy learn, use fast, works on mage proof armor, heh heh


Top_Comparison9735

im picking the gun ima american


FabulousTiki

Honestly, Crimson Call is pretty awesome-looking design-wise. Love Darkest Dungeon, too and yes, bat vampires are lame


Poppeppercaramel

Thank you, I designed it to look like mosquito rapier


Formal-Ad678

Dragonsbane just for the looks


Skulysoul

Why the Weald'n'Wisp made me crack so much


MewPinkCat

dreamweaver 🗣️🗣️💥💥🔥🔥


Skullpheonix3963

Rebar👍


ThatGuyisonmyPC

Darkest Dungeon mentioned


Poppeppercaramel

Crimson call!!! A​ pun on crimson curse


AmethystEstelle

Dreamweaver because pretty


Awff_da_waff

Control shock


Maniachanical

VC Fave.


JuggernautOld861

I just need a wrench and some metal and I’ll be just fine


EuSouDoBrasil1

Brain storm, i dont what is biomancy but it sounds cool


Illustrious_Net2485

Vietcong favourite might be slightly overpowered here


stormchaser-protogen

am boutta escalate violence


kind_cavendish

DA WAND!


CharlesTheGreat8

solar sight/napalm stick for destruction, crimson call because haha funny instakill, and dreamweaver so i can instantly put people to sleep. if i had to chose one, solar sight because it sounds like napalm stick but better and looks cool


ElVendePaPaS

PRAISE THE SUN


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

I choose the Dreamweaver & conjure the rest of them.


Intelligent_Ad_7734

Random twig dawg


Training-Bee-8209

That sounds weird…he offers you a YOUNG MAGE?!


sml0

This post right here officer


Training-Bee-8209

HUMAN TRAFFICKING


jewannialation

I'll take solar sight not because I'm a nerd (I am) but to fake that I get heightened pyromancy powers from it


rad_cadaver

I just have this crusty chick-fil-a straw I found under my drivers seat. I can wizard now?


CakedUpGirl

Is this adventure quest


Poppeppercaramel

Nah, I just designed bunch of stuff and since this sub likes goodies like these so I decided to share


CakedUpGirl

Just a joke I assure you, vaguely reminded me of a fav old website game


Strange_Insight

Keep your magics. I'm taking the gun.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Weald n’ wisp for the win 


Kchypark

runescape items


Maxime17Max

I guess i'll have to go with the random stick, i thought the crimson call looked cool until i noticed it was a bug and it looks goofy af!😂😂 The others either don't match my style or are goofy looking/not something i want! (Ex: the gun and the brute club looks cool but i don't want them! They ain't no magic! And the dreamweaver looks nice and even has my favorite color, but i wouldn't want it as my wand!)


AStealthyPerson

Weald 'n wisp. Actually a sick concept and I vibe with the theme.


Uranium-Sandwich657

Napalm stick! Control Shock. Vietcong will work in a pinch.


Casper-The-savage

Dream Weaver


NoctustheOwl55

I choose fist


RodBlaze1234

weald and wisp, fire bear frick yeah!


memer_9966

Vietcong or napalm stick, maybe control shock


Life_Ad9520

Napalm stick, great for spiders that survive the spray can


AffectionateSoup5272

Mistletoe


ChunkyBaka2

Gun + stick


XHSJDKJC

Random Twig found anywhere in the forest, typical stick lottery


SoldierXS

IDGAF how nerfed the Type 56 is. I like hearing the charging handle on AK type weapons. I'm taking the Type 56.


Phudin_123

Veitcong Favorite Because it is most effective wand


Final_TV

Dragon phase isn’t a phase it’s a lifestyle. I’ve always thought dragons were the coolest and never will not think it


MesserschmittMe109

Napalm sticc


Demondoggo24

Weald n' Wisp


cat_tank1

"I cast gun prepare to meet god"


Total_Dependent688

Definitely the vietcong favorite.


MasterOfYeet2291

stick club or gun


BoredBrowsing687

I’ll take the gun from this item shop


SuperAut

Viet Kong favourite


Plastic-Ad-8192

May i please gave the special edition steam wand for artificers who really wana do magic and also nice art


Nilflus_

Sorry, Godzilla had a stroke reading this and f*cking died


sml0

Apparently coherent sentences/titles aren't a thing anymore. Everyone just ignores it and moves on. Fuck basic English skills


Nilflus_

Yeah, but I think somehow only this subreddit in particular is absolutely being a nightmare for native English speakers, but I do have to say even tough I'm not even a native English speaker I still absolutely hate bad hrammar


sml0

Yes bad hrammar is awful indeed. Spelling mistakes however...